Seymour Skinner

For the non-canon "real" Seymour Skinner who appeared in "The Principal and the Pauper", see: Seymour Skinner (The Principal and the Pauper). For other characters named Skinner, see Skinner family.

"Young man, I'm going to be on you like a numerator on a denominator."

―Seymour Skinner

Seymour Skinner Artwork of Seymour Skinner

Character Information Gender: Male ♂ Status: Alive Alias(es): Armin Tamzarian (non-canon) "Big Butt" Skinner The Penalizer The Stickler Dick Fiddler Age: 46 Hair: Gray Occupation: Principal of Springfield Elementary Former: Singer 4th grade science teacher Relatives: Mother: Agnes Skinner Father: Sheldon Skinner Cousin: Cousin Peter Aunt: Hope First appearance: "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire" Voiced by: Harry Shearer

Walter Seymour Skinner, better known as Seymour Skinner and Principal Skinner, is the principal of Springfield Elementary School, and a stereotypical educational bureaucrat. He struggles to control the crumbling school and is constantly engaged in a battle against its inadequate resources, apathetic and bitter teachers, and often rowdy and unenthusiastic students, Bart Simpson being a standout example. A strict disciplinarian, Skinner has an uptight, militaristic attitude that stems from his years in the United States Army as a Green Beret, which included service in the Vietnam War, where he achieved the rank of a sergeant, according to his rank insignia.

Principal Skinner with Groundskeeper Willie and Children

Biography

An unborn Seymour Skinner

Out of genuine concern for the quality of education of his students, most of Skinner's actions revolve around ensuring the school has adequate funding. His constant desperate, and usually ineffective attempts at maintaining discipline are an effort to receive good reviews from the frequent inspections of his very strict boss, Superintendent Chalmers - who makes no effort to hide his disapproval of Skinner. These inspections usually turn awry due to Bart Simpson's elaborate pranks—which play off Skinner's desperation for order. Over the years of pranks and inspections, though, Skinner developed a love-hate relationship with each of them; when Skinner was fired and replaced by Ned Flanders, Bart found pranks less meaningful, due to Flanders' lax approach to discipline. In an accident involving both Skinner and Chalmers, Chalmers showed grief over Skinner before he realized he was still alive. Although he likes to maintain the image of a strict disciplinarian, he is often weak-willed, nervous, and has a very unhealthy dependence on his mother who constantly makes demands from him. She addresses him by the nickname "Spanky." Also, it was heavily implied Seymour Skinner suffers from post-traumatic stress disorder from his days in Vietnam, where he spent 18 months as a prisoner of war. Seeing his entire platoon devoured by an elephant was one of the many things that led to the development of his post-traumatic stress disorder. He also expelled Bart for the prank really caused by Groundskeeper Willie during the feast, but he welcomes him back as an apology for blaming the Groundskeeper's prank which Bart happily accepts. When Otto starts spanking Bart as an act of corporal punishment, he comes to aid Bart and suspends his driving the school bus. Skinner's unhealthy relationship with his mother began early: it is revealed Agnes's pregnancy resulted in her failing to win a medal at the Helsinki Olympics in 1952. He originally was quite laid back as a principal, even going as far as to do a jumpflip to catch a frisbee while telling a student to keep up with his studies, but it all changed when one of his students, Andy Hamilton, managed to fill the pool with worms and locked Skinner in the pool for the whole weekend, causing him to become serious and almost merciless in his approach on rules, even going as far as to shut down the pool and demoting Willie, the swim teacher, to groundskeeper. When Bart attempted to stop Krusty from diving into a worm filled pool out of fear of Krusty becoming like Skinner, he accidentally blurted what happened to Skinner on the air, causing Skinner to angrily mutter sarcastically his mother told him Krusty the Clown was supposed to be a good influence, indicating he was attempting to repress the traumatic memory. Besides his job as Principal for Springfield Elementary, he also worked as a member of Mensa, and was also the acting referee/a major organizer of the annual Civil War re-enactment of the Battle of Springfield. He mentioned to Superintendent Chalmers he is a Libra (b. September 23-October 21)

His character folder from the Hall of Records.

At one point, when the Vice President's Assessment Test was coming up, Skinner and Superintendent Chalmers came up with a plan to lure all of the underachievers away from test day by faking a perfect score on the pretest and tricking them into going for a chopper ride to a pizza party in Capital City (going as far as to disguise the school bus as a chopper). However, when the plan reached fruition, Skinner ended up betrayed by Superintendent Chalmers with the latter tricking Skinner into boarding the bus to "get his sunglasses." He has to get the kids back to the school, and also saved Ralph Wiggum when he somehow managed to board a garbage barge, to which Skinner impresses Bart and the other underachievers by saving Wiggum using the Conservation of Angular Momentum. Luckily for them, the Garbage Barge was also heading to Springfield Elementary, so Skinner reads the newly motivated underachievers the Adventures of Huckleberry Finn the rest of the way, and after returning, cancels the Vice President's Test, and also re-institutes dancing in school.

Romantic Relationships

Aside from a short-lived relationship with Patty Bouvier, Skinner's love life focused on Edna Krabappel. The two dated for several years and became engaged, but later cancelled the wedding. Edna showed she does want to live a life with Skinner, but first wants him to commit to her—namely by not letting his mother, with whom he still lives, control him anymore. Their relationship ended when Skinner admitted to having second thoughts on the night before their wedding. Though Skinner had other relationships since, he still held a candle for Edna. He was seen dancing with Miss Hoover at the Simpsons' Mardi Gras party. He also had a relationship with replacement music teacher Calliope Juniper (with whom he briefly left with).

Lisa Simpson identified Skinner as representing "The Confirmed Bachelor" among The 20 Types of People You Meet in Elementary School.

Vietnam

It was established Skinner served as a sergeant in the US Army during the Vietnam War and captured at the Battle of Khe Sanh. Skinner often seems weak-willed and easily suppressed—perhaps because he wants to avoid confrontation—but often will use his military command experience gained in the Vietnam War to get real respect and discipline; when he and the students were snowed-in at school, he treated them like his squad to control the chaos temporarily—before they mutinied.

He once used unarmed combat skills he learned in Vietnam to take out Blue-haired lawyer, Joey Crusher and Low Blow when they tried to shut down the school carnival. Despite these combat skills, Moe Szyslak, Lenny Leonard, Superintendent Chalmers and Comic Book Guy held their own against Skinner in fights.

Appearance

Skinner wears a blue suit, only one tie (orange), and a lavender shirt. He also wears blue slacks matching his suit. It is sometimes stated he wears a toupee.

Non-canon

The contents of this article or section are considered to be non-canon and therefore may not have actually happened or existed.

Back-story

Skinner's back-story is re-visited, revealing Skinner is an impostor. Born Armin Tamzarian, he grew up in the 433rd Street neighborhood of Capital City. He was a troubled orphan and rebellious teenager until he was forced into the United States Army during the Vietnam War. There, he was befriended by Sgt. Seymour Skinner, whom he came to idolize. When Sgt. Seymour Skinner was reported missing and presumed dead, Tamzarian returned to Springfield to tell Skinner's mother, but she deliberately mistook him for Seymour, so he assumed his identity and followed Skinner's dream of becoming a school principal. It is revealed Skinner (AKA Armin Tamzarian) was born in New Orleans. The real Seymour Skinner had been alive after all and briefly returned to Springfield to take his rightful place as Springfield Elementary School Principal, but proved hopelessly unpopular and the Springfielders ran him out of town on the railroad. Judge Snyder granted Tamzarian Skinner's "name, and his past, present, future, and mother", and decreed no one will mention his true identity again "under penalty of torture", thus everything returned to normal.

Treehouse of Horror

In "Treehouse of Horror XIV", Skinner's skeletal system is ripped out by the regenerated body of Professor Frink's father. In "Treehouse of Horror V", Skinner, and the rest of the faculty start eating students, with Jimbo Jones being the first victim. the last survivors were Lisa, Bart, and Milhouse.

The Simpsons: Hit and Run

In The Simpsons: Hit & Run, Homer delivers Lisa her school project, because she forgot it. He drives quicker than Skinner to the school. The next day Skinner chases Bart on his car after he skips school. His mother can be seen sitting in the back seat. Later, he confiscates a laser gun from Bart and Bart has to destroy his car to get it back.

The Simpsons Game

In The Simpsons Game, he hires Dolph, Jimbo and Kearney to steal artifacts from the Springfield Museum for the school (as he couldn't get any science stuff the legal way due to lack of funds), till they are stopped by Homer and Bart. He also takes part of an angry mob led by Marge Simpson and Lisa Simpson, recruited near the museum, implying that he was planning another heist when Marge's mob came around the corner.

The Simpsons: Tapped Out

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Skinner Image Cost Unlock method Unlocks with Unlock message 3,750 Level 9 We Do Need Yes Education Pt. 2 Springfield Elementary Technical Information ID Groups Internal Name 8 Regular Characters, Regular Male, Brainiac, Adult, Krustyland Goers, TTT Excavators, School Workers, Normal Springfielders, LARPers Skinner Permanent Tasks Task Time Reward Requires Quest with the task Animated? Go Skating 10m 17, 5 Simpsons' Skating Rink Attend a Convention 30m 40, 10 Convention Center Dream of a Better Life 60m 105, 26 Cafe Kafka Shop at the Kwik-E-Mart 60m 70, 17 Kwik-E-Mart Quicky At The Kwik-E Pt. 1 Quicky At The Kwik-E Pt. 4 Quicky At The Kwik-E Pt. 9 Take an Educational Tour 2h 110, 27 Eiffel Tower Take an Educational Tour Dine at the Revolving Restaurant 2h 110, 27 Sit-N-Rotate Apply the Patented Family Recipe 2h 110, 27 Steamed Hams Complain About Gas Prices 2h 110, 27 Gasso Station Search for Records 3h 135, 35 All Sales Vinyl Attend Mensa Meeting 3h 135, 35 Gazebo Nerds 'R' Us Process Test Scores 3h 135, 35 Emma Rake the Japanese Garden 3h 135, 35 Springfield Ele-Zen-Tary Try to Get His Own Mech Suit 3h 135, 35 Rigel 7 Military Base Stay at the Swelldorado 4h 260, 70 Swelldorado Overpay for Sex on the Beach 4h 260, 70 Smooches on the Beach Try to Win at Blackjack 4h 175, 45 $ Casino Big $ Drink and Babysit 4h 175, 45 The Boiled Potato Pub Daycare Study a Stricter School 4h 260, 70 St. Sebastian's School for Wicked Girls Teach Across the Border 4h 175, 45 Shelbyville Elementary Be Sharps Reunion 4h 175, 45 Swap Meet Stage All American Auction Pt. 4 Be a Crossing Guard 4h 175, 45 Springfield Elementary Schoolhouse Crock Pt. 1 Shred Enrollment Forms 4h 260, 70 Waverly Hills Elementary Attendance Envy Pt. 2 Attend Parenting Seminars 4h 260, 70 Universal Panacea Look for Sports Supplies 4h 175, 45 Tex-ida Football Academy Practice Making Steamed Hams 4h 175, 45 Barbecue Battle Booth Buy Clothes for the Drama Club 4h 175, 45 Banana Monarchy Shop for Mother 4h 175, 45 Mirrored Springfield Shopper Shop for Cider 4h 260, 70 Mt. Swartzwelder Historic Cider Mill Realize He Can Only Afford an Appetizer Here 4h 175, 45 Springfield Sardi's Salute a Founding Father 4h 175, 45 Jefferson Memorial Find an Apartment for Mother 4h 175, 45 Futuristic Apartments Interact with other Unsocial Intellects 5h 300, 75 Springfield Observatory Nightfall? Dine at the Swanky Fish 5h 300, 75 Swanky Fish Stargaze 6h 350, 90 Springfield Observatory Obtain Anxiety Medication 6h 225, 55 Springfield Medical Center Marvel at the Stars 7h 250, 60 Astro-House Astro-House Drink at Moe's 8h 275, 70 Moe's Tavern Singles Night Astro-Not Pt. 1 Astro-Not Pt. 2 Dance the Señor Burns 8h 420, 105 Chez Guevara Señor Burns Assault the Bandit Fort 8h 420, 105 Bandit Fort The Three Compadres Pt. 4 Buy Mother's Prune Juice 8h 275, 70 Swapper Jack's Start a Vlog About Pencils 8h 275, 70 NewTube Eat a Buffet Meal 10h 525, 135 Up, Up and Buffet! Remember the Glory Days 10h 350, 90 Missile Bunker Monitor the Halls 12h 420, 100 Springfield Elementary Schoolhouse Crock Pt. 3 There Are Winners And Skinners Pt. 2 Enjoy a Night at the Theater 12h 420, 100 Springfield Playhouse Complain About Electric Buzzing 12h 420, 100 The Buzzing Sign Diner Dress Up Bart as an Elf 16h 1,000, 250 Springfield Elementary Bart Project After-Party Pt. 11 Project After-Party Pt. 13 Inspect the Facilities 16h 500, 125 Regular Heaven Rent a Cool Car for the Weekend 20h 550, 135 Renter-Prise Dent-A-Car Go Bird Watching 24h 600, 150 Trees Looking for Doves in All the Wrong Places Another Detention Principalling Around Rake It to the Limit One More Time Pt. 3 Take Secret Night Classes to Avoid Mother 24h 600, 150 University of Heidelberg or Krusty's Clown College or Brown House Buy Groceries at a Kindling Store 24h 600, 150 Kevin's Kindling Krustyland Tasks Task Time Reward Requires Quest with the task Animated? Eat at Krustyland Burger 30m 12, 10 Krustyland Burger Take Part in a Sing-Along 8h 82, 70 Sleeping Itchy's Castle Ride The Happy Elves Ride 10h 105, 90 Happy Elves Ride Eat at the Food Needle 12h 126, 100 The Food Needle Stay at Krustyland Hotel 24h 180, 150 Krustyland Hotel Animated Tasks Be Sharps Reunion Be a Crossing Guard Assault the Bandit Fort Go Bird Watching

Costumes

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  Number 600

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  Fireman Skinner

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  Longshot Skinner

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  Pharaoh Skinner

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  Dodgeball Skinner

Behind the Laughter

Creation

Principal Skinner first appeared in "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire", which was also the first Simpsons episode to air. Matt Groening based him on "all of the principals of [his] youth, rolled into one bland lump." Writer Jon Vitti named him after behavioral psychologist B. F. Skinner. Skinner was originally supposed to wear a toupee, but it was dropped because the writers didn't like "that type of joke". The Simpsons Guide to Springfield did, however, briefly imply Skinner did wear a toupee.

Development

In the first few seasons, Skinner resembles Norman Bates, the main character from Alfred Hitchcock's film Psycho In later episodes, Skinner's behavior was based on teachers Bill Oakley and Josh Weinstein had in high school.

Superintendent Chalmers was introduced in the episode "Whacking Day" as a boss for Skinner and Harry Shearer and Hank Azaria, the voice of Chalmers, fell right into the characters and quite often ad-lib between them.

The Principal and the Pauper

In the episode "The Principal and the Pauper", it was revealed Skinner is actually Armin Tamzarian. Armin was a troubled orphan until he joined the Army and was befriended by Sgt. Skinner, whom he came to idolize. Believing himself responsible for the real Skinner being killed, he returned to Springfield to tell Skinner's mother, but she (deliberately) mistook him for Seymour, and he followed the true Skinner's dream of becoming a school principal. At the end of the episode, Judge Snyder granted Tamzarian Skinner's "name, and his past, present, future, and mother," and decreed no one will mention his true identity again under penalty of torture (this, after the Springfielders ran the real Seymour, voiced by Martin Sheen—who had been alive after all—out of town by way of railroad).

The episode was negatively received by fans and critics over the sudden change of Skinner's backstory. During an interview, Harry Shearer, the voice of Seymour Skinner publicly criticized the episode. He noted he told the writers after reading the script: "That's so wrong. You're taking something an audience built eight years or nine years of investment in and just tossed it in the trash can for no good reason, for a story we did before with other characters. It's so arbitrary and gratuitous, and it's disrespectful to the audience." In the introduction to the Season 9 DVD Boxset, Matt Groening described the episode as his "least favorite" and in a Rolling Stones interview, he called it a "mistake".

The Simpsons writers occasionally mocked the inconsistencies in subsequent episodes, it was referenced in "Behind the Laughter" as a 'far-out plot line' to distract from the family's behind-the-cameras turmoil. When Lisa acquires Snowball II and declares, "To save money on a new dish, I'll call you Snowball II." Skinner says, "Isn't that a cheat?" to which Lisa replies, "I guess it is, Principal Tamzarian." Skinner replies, "I'll just be moving along", nods at Lisa and the new Snowball, and walks off. In the DVD commentary for "The Principal and the Pauper", the producers stated they intended for the episode's ending to reset the continuity to before Skinner was revealed to be Tamzarian. As such, they said, fans could dismiss the discontinuities created by the notion Skinner is actually an impostor and consider the episode on its own terms, divorced from the rest of the series. This episode is proved non-canon in "Boy Meets Curl".

Foreign dubs

Language Voice dubber Čeština Dalimil Klapka (season 1 - 31) Petr Stach (season 32 - present) Deutsch Fred Klaus (season 1 - 13) Klaus Guth (season 14 - 31) Josef Vossenkuhl (season 32 - present) Español Antonio Medina (season 1 and 2) José Padilla (season 3 - present) Español César Izaguirre (season 1 , ep. 1 and season 2, ep. 14) Alejandro Villeli (season 1, ep. 2, season 3, ep. 7 and season 9, ep. 11) Octavio Rojas (season 1, ep. 5) Bardo Miranda (season 2, ep. 8) Alejandro Illescas (season 3, ep. 4 and season 15, final episodes) Juan Alfonso Carralero (season 3, ep. 5) César Arias (season 5, ep. 1) Tito Reséndiz (season 5, ep. 10, last loops) Víctor Delgado (season 26, ep. 4) Agustín Sauret (seasons 2-4) José Luis Castañeda (seasons 5-9) Gabriel Pingarrón (seasons 9-15) Gerardo Vásquez (seasons 16-31) Roberto Mendiola (season 32-present) Suomi Markus Bäckman Vlaams Geert Willems Français Michel Modo (season 1 - 18) Gérard Rinaldi (season 19 - 22) Xavier Fagnon (season 23 - present) Français Mario Desmarais Magyar István Orosz Italiano Renato Cortesi (season 1 - "Black Widower") Piero Tiberi ("The Otto Show" - "Homer Goes to College") Mauro Magliozzi (only "Rosebud") Massimo Corvo ("Treehouse of Horror IV" - season 8) Stefano Mondini (season 9 - present) 日本語 Shin Aomori Polski Marcin Troński Português Márcio Simões Português Peter Michael

Trivia

• Skinner's prisoner of war ID number was 24601.
• Skinner is ambidextrous
• He is allergic to peanuts
• He drives a white 2006 Kia Rio
• Skinner is 5'8".

Appearances

Episodes: Episode – "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire" Episode – "Bart the Genius" Episode – "Bart the General" Episode – "Moaning Lisa" (mentioned) Episode – "The Telltale Head" Episode – "The Crepes of Wrath" Episode – "Bart Gets an "F"" Episode – "Dead Putting Society" Episode – "Bart the Daredevil" Episode – "Principal Charming" Episode – "Old Money" Episode – "Lisa's Substitute" Episode – "When Flanders Failed" Episode – "Bart the Murderer" Episode – "Homer Defined" THOH – "Treehouse of Horror II" (Bart's nightmare) Episode – "Lisa's Pony" Episode – "Radio Bart" Episode – "Bart the Lover" Episode – "Homer at the Bat" Episode – "Separate Vocations" Episode – "Dog of Death" Episode – "The Otto Show" Episode – "Bart's Friend Falls in Love" Episode – "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?" Episode – "Kamp Krusty" Episode – "Lisa the Beauty Queen" THOH – "Treehouse of Horror III" Episode – "Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie" Episode – "New Kid on the Block" Episode – "Mr. Plow" Episode – "Marge vs. the Monorail" Episode – "Brother from the Same Planet" Episode – "I Love Lisa" Episode – "Duffless" Episode – "Last Exit to Springfield" Episode – "Whacking Day" Episode – "Marge in Chains" Episode – "Homer's Barbershop Quartet" Episode – "Rosebud" THOH – "Treehouse of Horror IV" (Terror at 5 1/2 Feet) Episode – "Bart's Inner Child" Episode – "Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood" Episode – "The Last Temptation of Homer" Episode – "$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)" Episode – "Homer the Vigilante" Episode – "Bart Gets Famous" Episode – "Homer Loves Flanders" Episode – "Bart Gets an Elephant" Episode – "Burns' Heir" Episode – "Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song" Episode – "The Boy Who Knew Too Much" Episode – "Lady Bouvier's Lover" Episode – "Secrets of a Successful Marriage" Episode – "Bart of Darkness" Episode – "Lisa's Rival" Episode – "Sideshow Bob Roberts" THOH – "Treehouse of Horror V" (opening sequence; Nightmare Cafeteria) Episode – "Bart's Girlfriend" Episode – "Lisa on Ice" Episode – "Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy" Episode – "Fear of Flying" Episode – "Homer the Great" Episode – "Bart's Comet" Episode – "Homer vs. Patty and Selma" Episode – "A Star Is Burns" Episode – "Lisa's Wedding" Episode – "Two Dozen and One Greyhounds" Episode – "The PTA Disbands" Episode – "'Round Springfield" Episode – "The Springfield Connection" Episode – "Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)" Episode – "Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)" Episode – "Radioactive Man" Episode – "Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily" Episode – "Bart Sells His Soul" Episode – "Lisa the Vegetarian" THOH – "Treehouse of Horror VI" Episode – "Mother Simpson" Episode – "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming" Episode – "The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular" (archive footage) Episode – "Team Homer" Episode – "Two Bad Neighbors" Episode – "Bart the Fink" Episode – "Lisa the Iconoclast" Episode – "The Day the Violence Died" Episode – "Bart on the Road" Episode – "22 Short Films About Springfield" Episode – "Much Apu About Nothing" Episode – "Summer of 4 Ft. 2" THOH – "Treehouse of Horror VII" (The Genesis Tub) Episode – "You Only Move Twice" Episode – "Burns, Baby Burns" Episode – "Bart After Dark" Episode – "Lisa's Date with Density" Episode – "Hurricane Neddy" Episode – "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer" Episode – "The Springfield Files" Episode – "The Twisted World of Marge Simpson" Episode – "Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious" Couch gag – "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show" Episode – "Homer's Phobia" Episode – "Brother from Another Series" Episode – "My Sister, My Sitter" Episode – "Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment" Episode – "Grade School Confidential" Episode – "The Old Man and the Lisa" Episode – "In Marge We Trust" Episode – "Homer's Enemy" (picture) Episode – "The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase" Episode – "The Secret War of Lisa Simpson" Episode – "The Principal and the Pauper" Episode – "Lisa's Sax" THOH – "Treehouse of Horror VIII" Episode – "The Cartridge Family" Episode – "The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons" Episode – "Lisa the Skeptic" Episode – "Realty Bites" Episode – "Miracle on Evergreen Terrace" Episode – "All Singing, All Dancing" (archive footage) Episode – "Bart Carny" Episode – "The Joy of Sect" Episode – "Das Bus" Episode – "The Last Temptation of Krust" Episode – "Dumbbell Indemnity" Episode – "This Little Wiggy" Episode – "Simpson Tide" Episode – "The Trouble with Trillions" Episode – "Girly Edition" Episode – "Trash of the Titans" Episode – "King of the Hill" Episode – "Lost Our Lisa" Episode – "Natural Born Kissers" Couch gag – "The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace" Episode – "Bart the Mother" Episode – "When You Dish Upon a Star" Episode – "D'oh-in' in the Wind" Episode – "Lisa Gets an "A"" Episode – "Mayored to the Mob" Episode – "Viva Ned Flanders" Episode – "Wild Barts Can't Be Broken" Episode – "Sunday, Cruddy Sunday" Episode – "Homer to the Max" Episode – "I'm with Cupid" Episode – "Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"" Episode – "Make Room for Lisa" Episode – "Simpsons Bible Stories" (wraparounds; Lisa's Dream, as Pharaoh) Episode – "Mom and Pop Art" Episode – "The Old Man and the "C" Student" Episode – "Monty Can't Buy Me Love" Episode – "They Saved Lisa's Brain" Episode – "Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo" Episode – "Beyond Blunderdome" Episode – "Brother's Little Helper" Episode – "Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?" THOH – "Treehouse of Horror X" Episode – "E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)" Episode – "Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder" Episode – "Take My Wife, Sleaze" Episode – "Grift of the Magi" Episode – "Faith Off" Episode – "Saddlesore Galactica" Episode – "Alone Again, Natura-Diddily" Episode – "Pygmoelian" Episode – "Last Tap Dance in Springfield" Episode – "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge" Episode – "Behind the Laughter" THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XI" Episode – "A Tale of Two Springfields" Episode – "Lisa the Tree Hugger" Episode – "Homer vs. Dignity" Episode – "The Computer Wore Menace Shoes" Episode – "The Great Money Caper" Episode – "Skinner's Sense of Snow" Episode – "HOMЯ" Episode – "Pokey Mom" Episode – "Worst Episode Ever" Episode – "Day of the Jackanapes" Episode – "New Kids on the Blecch" Episode – "Hungry, Hungry Homer" Episode – "Bye, Bye, Nerdie" Episode – "I'm Goin' to Praiseland" Episode – "Children of a Lesser Clod" Episode – "Simpsons Tall Tales" (Paul Bunyan; Connie Appleseed) THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XII" (Wiz Kids) Episode – "The Parent Rap" Episode – "She of Little Faith" Episode – "Brawl in the Family" Episode – "Sweets and Sour Marge" Episode – "Jaws Wired Shut" Episode – "Half-Decent Proposal" Episode – "The Bart Wants What It Wants" Episode – "The Lastest Gun in the West" Episode – "Gump Roast" Episode – "I Am Furious (Yellow)" Episode – "The Sweetest Apu" Episode – "Little Girl in the Big Ten" Episode – "The Frying Game" Episode – "Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge" THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XIII" Episode – "How I Spent My Strummer Vacation" Episode – "Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade" Episode – "Large Marge" Episode – "Helter Shelter" Episode – "Special Edna" Episode – "The Dad Who Knew Too Little" Episode – "The Strong Arms of the Ma" Episode – "Pray Anything" Episode – "I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can" Episode – "A Star Is Born Again" Episode – "'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky" Episode – "Three Gays of the Condo" Episode – "Dude, Where's My Ranch?" Episode – "Old Yeller-Belly" Episode – "Brake My Wife, Please" Episode – "The Bart of War" Episode – "Moe Baby Blues" THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XIV" (Frinkenstein; Stop the World, I Want to Goof Off) Episode – "My Mother the Carjacker" Episode – "The President Wore Pearls" Episode – "The Regina Monologues" Episode – "'Tis the Fifteenth Season" Episode – "Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays" Episode – "I, (Annoyed Grunt)-bot" Episode – "Diatribe of a Mad Housewife" Episode – "Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore" Episode – "Smart and Smarter" Episode – "The Ziff Who Came to Dinner" Episode – "Co-Dependent's Day" Episode – "The Wandering Juvie" Episode – "My Big Fat Geek Wedding" Episode – "Simple Simpson" Episode – "Bart-Mangled Banner" Episode – "Fraudcast News" THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XV" (Four Beheadings and a Funeral) Episode – "Sleeping with the Enemy" Episode – "Fat Man and Little Boy" Episode – "Midnight Rx" Episode – "Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass" Episode – "Pranksta Rap" Episode – "There's Something About Marrying" Episode – "On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister" Episode – "The Seven-Beer Snitch" Episode – "Future-Drama" Episode – "The Heartbroke Kid" Episode – "A Star Is Torn" Episode – "Thank God It's Doomsday" Episode – "Home Away from Homer" Episode – "The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star" Episode – "Milhouse of Sand and Fog" THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XVI" Episode – "Marge's Son Poisoning" Episode – "See Homer Run" Episode – "The Last of the Red Hat Mamas" Episode – "Simpsons Christmas Stories" (wraparounds; The First D'oh-El; The Nutcracker...Sweeeeet) Episode – "Homer's Paternity Coot" Episode – "We're on the Road to D'ohwhere" Episode – "My Fair Laddy" Episode – "The Seemingly Never-Ending Story" Episode – "Bart Has Two Mommies" Episode – "Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife" Episode – "Million-Dollar Abie" Episode – "The Wettest Stories Ever Told" (The Neptune Upending) Episode – "Girls Just Want to Have Sums" Episode – "Regarding Margie" Episode – "The Monkey Suit" Episode – "The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer" Episode – "Jazzy and the Pussycats" Episode – "Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em" THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XVII" (You Gotta Know When to Golem; The Day the Earth Looked Stupid) Episode – "G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)" Episode – "Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair)" Episode – "The Haw-Hawed Couple" Episode – "Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Three Times" (Revenge of the Geeks; Bartman Begins) Episode – "Little Big Girl" Episode – "Yokel Chords" Episode – "Marge Gamer" Episode – "The Boys of Bummer" Episode – "Crook and Ladder" Episode – "Stop, or My Dog Will Shoot!" Episode – "24 Minutes" Episode – "You Kent Always Say What You Want" – The Simpsons Movie Episode – "He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs" Episode – "The Homer of Seville" Episode – "Midnight Towboy" Episode – "I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings" THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XVIII" Episode – "Little Orphan Millie" Episode – "Husbands and Knives" Episode – "Funeral for a Fiend" Episode – "Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind" Episode – "E Pluribus Wiggum" Episode – "The Debarted" Episode – "Dial "N" for Nerder" Episode – "Smoke on the Daughter" Episode – "Papa Don't Leech" Episode – "Any Given Sundance" Episode – "Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes" Episode – "Lost Verizon" Episode – "Double, Double, Boy in Trouble" THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XIX" Episode – "Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words" Episode – "MyPods and Boomsticks" Episode – "The Burns and the Bees" Episode – "Lisa the Drama Queen" Episode – "Take My Life, Please" Episode – "How the Test Was Won" Episode – "No Loan Again, Naturally" Episode – "Gone Maggie Gone" Episode – "In the Name of the Grandfather" Episode – "Wedding for Disaster" Episode – "The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly" Episode – "Father Knows Worst" Episode – "Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh" Episode – "Coming to Homerica" Episode – "Homer the Whopper" Episode – "Bart Gets a "Z"" Episode – "The Great Wife Hope" THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XX" Episode – "The Devil Wears Nada" Episode – "Pranks and Greens" Episode – "Rednecks and Broomsticks" Episode – "Oh Brother, Where Bart Thou?" Episode – "Million Dollar Maybe" Episode – "Boy Meets Curl" Episode – "The Color Yellow" Episode – "Postcards from the Wedge" Episode – "Stealing First Base" Episode – "Chief of Hearts" Episode – "The Squirt and the Whale" Episode – "To Surveil with Love" Episode – "Moe Letter Blues" Episode – "The Bob Next Door" Episode – "Loan-a Lisa" Episode – "MoneyBart" THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XXI" Episode – "Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life" Episode – "The Fool Monty" Episode – "How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window?" Episode – "Moms I'd Like to Forget" Episode – "Flaming Moe" Episode – "The Blue and the Gray" Episode – "The Scorpion's Tale" Episode – "A Midsummer's Nice Dreams" Episode – "Love Is a Many-Strangled Thing" Episode – "The Great Simpsina" Episode – "The Real Housewives of Fat Tony" Episode – "Homer Scissorhands" Episode – "500 Keys" Episode – "The Ned-liest Catch" Episode – "The Falcon and the D'ohman" Episode – "Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts" THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XXII" Episode – "Replaceable You" Episode – "The Book Job" Episode – "The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants" (cog in Homer's head) Episode – "The Ten-Per-Cent Solution" Episode – "Holidays of Future Passed" Episode – "The D'oh-cial Network" Episode – "Moe Goes from Rags to Riches" Episode – "The Daughter Also Rises" Episode – "At Long Last Leave" Episode – "Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart" Episode – "Beware My Cheating Bart" Episode – "A Totally Fun Thing Bart Will Never Do Again" Episode – "The Spy Who Learned Me" Episode – "Ned 'n Edna's Blend Agenda" Episode – "Lisa Goes Gaga" THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XXIII" (opening sequence; The Greatest Story Ever Holed; Bart & Homer's Excellent Adventure) Episode – "Adventures in Baby-Getting" Episode – "A Tree Grows in Springfield" Episode – "The Day the Earth Stood Cool" Episode – "To Cur, with Love" Episode – "Homer Goes to Prep School" Episode – "A Test Before Trying" Episode – "The Changing of the Guardian" (picture) Episode – "Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing" Episode – "Hardly Kirk-ing" Episode – "Gorgeous Grampa" Episode – "Black-Eyed, Please" Episode – "Dark Knight Court" Episode – "Pulpit Friction" Episode – "The Fabulous Faker Boy" THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XXIV" Episode – "Four Regrettings and a Funeral" Episode – "YOLO" Episode – "The Kid Is All Right" Episode – "Yellow Subterfuge" Episode – "White Christmas Blues" Episode – "Steal This Episode" Episode – "Diggs" Episode – "The Man Who Grew Too Much" Episode – "The War of Art" Episode – "You Don't Have to Live Like a Referee" Episode – "Luca$" Episode – "Days of Future Future" Episode – "What to Expect When Bart's Expecting" Episode – "Brick Like Me" Episode – "Pay Pal" Episode – "The Yellow Badge of Cowardge" Episode – "Clown in the Dumps" Episode – "The Wreck of the Relationship" THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XXV" Episode – "Opposites A-Frack" Episode – "Simpsorama" Episode – "Blazed and Confused" Episode – "Covercraft" Episode – "I Won't Be Home for Christmas" Episode – "The Man Who Came to Be Dinner" Episode – "Bart's New Friend" Episode – "The Musk Who Fell to Earth" Episode – "Walking Big & Tall" Episode – "My Fare Lady" (picture) Episode – "The Princess Guide" Episode – "Sky Police" Episode – "Waiting for Duffman" Episode – "Peeping Mom" Episode – "The Kids Are All Fight" (picture) Episode – "Bull-E" Episode – "Mathlete's Feat" Couch gag – "Every Man's Dream" Episode – "'Cue Detective" Episode – "Halloween of Horror" THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XXVI" Episode – "Friend with Benefit" Episode – "Lisa with an "S"" (picture) Episode – "'Paths of Glory" Episode – "The Girl Code" Episode – "Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles" Episode – "Much Apu About Something" Episode – "Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4" Episode – "Gal of Constant Sorrow" Episode – "The Marge-ian Chronicles" Episode – "The Burns Cage" Episode – "How Lisa Got Her Marge Back" Episode – "Simprovised" Episode – "Orange Is the New Yellow" Episode – "Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus" Episode – "Friends and Family" THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XXVII" (Dry Hard; BFF; Moefinger) Episode – "There Will Be Buds" Episode – "Havana Wild Weekend" (picture) Episode – "The Last Traction Hero" Episode – "The Nightmare After Krustmas" Episode – "Pork and Burns" Episode – "The Great Phatsby: Part One" Episode – "Fatzcarraldo" Episode – "The Cad and the Hat" Episode – "22 for 30" Episode – "Looking for Mr. Goodbart" Episode – "Dogtown" Episode – "The Serfsons" (severed head) Episode – "Springfield Splendor" Episode – "Whistler's Father" Episode – "Grampy Can Ya Hear Me" Episode – "The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be" Episode – "Mr. Lisa's Opus" Episode – "Gone Boy" Episode – "Haw-Haw Land" Episode – "Frink Gets Testy" Episode – "Fears of a Clown" Episode – "King Leer" Episode – "Lisa Gets the Blues" Episode – "Flanders' Ladder" Episode – "Bart's Not Dead" Episode – "Heartbreak Hotel" THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XXIX" (Intrusion of the Pod-Y Switchers; Geriatric Park) Episode – "Baby You Can't Drive My Car" Episode – "From Russia Without Love" Episode – "Werking Mom" Episode – "Krusty the Clown" Episode – "Daddicus Finch" Episode – "'Tis the 30th Season" Couch gag – "Mad About the Toy" Episode – "The Girl on the Bus" Episode – "I'm Dancing as Fat as I Can" Episode – "The Clown Stays in the Picture" Episode – "101 Mitigations" Episode – "I Want You (She's So Heavy)" Episode – "E My Sports" Episode – "Bart vs. Itchy & Scratchy" Episode – "Girl's in the Band" Episode – "I'm Just a Girl Who Can't Say D'oh" Episode – "D'oh Canada" Episode – "Woo-Hoo Dunnit?" Episode – "The Winter of Our Monetized Content" THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XXX" (Heaven Swipes Right) Episode – "Gorillas on the Mast" Episode – "Marge the Lumberjill" Episode – "Thanksgiving of Horror" (A-Gobble-Ypto; The Last Thanksgiving) Episode – "Todd, Todd, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?" Episode – "Hail to the Teeth" Episode – "The Miseducation of Lisa Simpson" Episode – "Frinkcoin" Episode – "Bart the Bad Guy" Episode – "Better Off Ned" Episode – "Highway to Well" Episode – "Warrin' Priests: Part One" Episode – "Warrin' Priests: Part Two" Episode – "The Hateful Eight-Year-Olds" Episode – "I, Carumbus" Episode – "Now Museum, Now You Don't" (1863 France) Episode – "The 7 Beer Itch" Episode – "Three Dreams Denied" Episode – "The Road to Cincinnati" Episode – "A Springfield Summer Christmas for Christmas" Episode – "Diary Queen" Episode – "Wad Goals" Episode – "Do PizzaBots Dream of Electric Guitars?" Episode – "Manger Things" (picture) Episode – "Burger Kings" Episode – "Panic on the Streets of Springfield" Episode – "The Star of the Backstage" Episode – "Bart's in Jail!" THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XXXII" (Bong Joon Ho's This Side of Parasite; Poetic Interlude; Dead Ringer) Episode – "Lisa's Belly" Episode – "A Serious Flanders (Part 1)" Episode – "A Serious Flanders (Part 2)" Episode – "Mothers and Other Strangers" Episode – "The Longest Marge" Episode – "Boyz N the Highlands" (mentioned) Episode – "You Won't Believe What This Episode Is About – Act Three Will Shock You!" Episode – "Bart the Cool Kid" Episode – "Pretty Whittle Liar" Episode – "My Octopus and a Teacher" Episode – "Girls Just Shauna Have Fun" Episode – "Meat Is Murder" Episode – "Poorhouse Rock" Episode – "Habeas Tortoise" Episode – "One Angry Lisa" Episode – "Lisa the Boy Scout" THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XXXIII" (SimpsonsWorld) Episode – "Step Brother from the Same Planet" Episode – "When Nelson Met Lisa" Episode – "Game Done Changed" Episode – "Top Goon" Episode – "My Life as a Vlog" Episode – "Bartless" Episode – "Hostile Kirk Place" Episode – "Write Off This Episode" Episode – "The Very Hungry Caterpillars" Episode – "Clown V. Board of Education" Episode – "Homer's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass" (mentioned) Episode – "Homer's Crossing" Episode – "A Mid-Childhood Night's Dream" Episode – "McMansion & Wife" THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XXXIV" (Lout Break) Episode – "It's a Blunderful Life" Episode – "Ae Bonny Romance" Episode – "Murder, She Boat" (picture) Episode – "Do the Wrong Thing" Episode – "Lisa Gets an F1" Episode – "Clan of the Cave Mom" Episode – "Night of the Living Wage" Episode – "The Tell-Tale Pants" (dream) Episode – "The Tipping Point" Episode – "Bart's Brain" Episode – "Bart's Birthday" Episode – "The Yellow Lotus" (picture) Episode – "Shoddy Heat" THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XXXV" (The Information Rage; The Fall of the House of Monty) THOH – "Treehouse of Horror Presents: Simpsons Wicked This Way Comes" (Marionettes, Inc.) Specials: Special – Do the Bartman Special – Deep, Deep Trouble Special – The Simpsons Ride Special – The Simpsons SU2C PSA Special – Homer Shake Special – The Simpsons Take the Bowl – "The Simpsons Guy" Special – Balenciaga Special – Plusaversary Special – Te Deseo Lo Mejor Special – Rogue Not Quite One Special – The Most Wonderful Time of the Year Adverts: Commercial – "Hard Times" Commercial – "The Simpsons: Tapped Out Return Trailer" Butterfinger Adverts: Commercial – "Bart's Locker" Commercial – "Hit a Homer" Simpsons Illustrated: Comic story – The Simpsons Simplified Comic story – Bart's Bottom 40 (mentioned) Comic story – Springfield Elementary School Weekly News (picture) Comic story – Inside Ms. Krabappel's Desk (mentioned) Comic story – The Cool New Handshakes Comic story – Dial "M" for Moe Comic story – Principal Skinner's Bottom 40 Simpsons Comics: Comic story – Cool Hand Bart Comic story – The Perplexing Puzzle of the Springfield Puma Comic story – It's in the Cards Comic story – When Bongos Collide! Comic story – Be-bop-a-Lisa Comic story – Edna, Queen of the Congo: Jungle Bungle Comic story – The Purple Prose of Springfield Comic story – White-Knuckled War Stories: Spare the Rod, Spoil the Grunt! Comic story – Give Me Merchandising or Give Me Death! Comic story – Jimbo Jones' Wedgie Comics: Rebel Without a Clutch Comic story – Get Fatty Comic story – Don't Cry for Me, Jebediah! Comic story – The Artist Formerly Known as Bart Comic story – Stand and Deliverance Comic story – Little Big Mart Comic story – Marge Attacks! Comic story – Get off the Bus! Comic story – Tales of the Briny Deep Featuring Captain McCallister in: Down the Hatches, Boys! Comic story – Krustonia Comic story – Let's Get Ready to Bumble! Comic story – Smitherses! Comic story – Radioactive Homer Comic story – Rhymes and Misdemeanors Comic story – Milhouse the Man, Krusty in the Can, and the Great Springfield Frink-Out Comic story – The Simpsons Supporters Suggestion Spin Cycle Comic story – Dullards to Donuts Comic story – Sense and Censorability Comic story – The Day the Nagging Stopped Comic story – The Homer Show Comic story – Classics Illustrative: Slobberwacky Comic story – Journey to the Cellar of the Kwik-E-Mart Comic story – The Prime of Miss Lisa Simpson Comic story – Angels with Yellow Faces Comic story – Picture Perfect Comic story – The Rise and Fall of Bartholomew J. Simpson Comic story – Lisa Simpson, Storeroom Raider Comic story – Wall or Nothing Comic story – The 1001 Costumes of Bartman Comic story – The Beer Boys Comic story – Tanks for Nothing Comic story – The Yes-Man Who Would Be King Comic story – How the Vest Was Won! Comic story – A Swingin' Affair Comic story – Mayor Me a Little Comic story – The Man With Two Wives Comic story – Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl: My Sister, My Sidekick Comic story – The Paper Chase Comic story – Judge Marge Comic story – Viva Bart Comic story – Beauty School Hellcats Comic story – Cruisin' for a Bruisin' Comic story – Growing Pains! Comic story – In Burn$ We Tru$t Comic story – Simpson/Sideshow Sibling Smackdown Comic story – A Recipe for Disaster Comic story – Day of the Nerd Comic story – Laughter is the Worst Medicine Comic story – ...The Permanent Record Room! Comic story – The Many Faces of Bob Comic story – Homer for the Holidays Comic story – All Fired Up Comic story – Lisa Simpson's Book Club Comic story – Ned the Simpson Comic story – The Homer Effect Comic story – The Principal of the Thing Comic story – The Simpson Family Circus Comic story – Yellow Crush Comic story – Hail to the Cat Comic story – Lisa in the Middle Comic story – Do the Copyright Thing Comic story – 3000's Company Comic story – The Burger Kings of Comedy! Comic story – Hotfoot in the Park Comic story – Coach Me If You Can Comic story – Marge Simpson Living Comic story – Clip Clip Hooray! Comic story – Sofa So Good Comic story – Anchormom Comic story – The Duffman Cometh! Comic story – Dr. Nick @ Night Comic story – Simpsons: The Musical Comic story – To Kill a Mocking Bart Comic story – Now Museum, Now You Don't! Comic story – The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase: Quickly Cancelled Comic Book Cavalcade Comic story – The "X" Men Comic story – The Town That Time Forgot Comic story – Bobbing for Vengeance Comic story – Bake Love, Not War Comic story – Bowl Me Over Comic story – The Last Fat Man Comic story – Leave 'Em In 'Striches Comic story – Grampa Flanders Comic story – Worst Competition Ever! Comic story – DNAin't Necessarily So Comic story – Hans Across America Comic story – Homer Won't Squeal Comic story – How Sweet It Ain't Comic story – In the Name of Lava! Comic story – The Simpsons Save the World Comic story – Homeowner Homer Comic story – Big Monty Comic story – Oh, Brother! Comic story – No Cause for Alarm Comic story – Pardon My Clunker Comic story – Bart Like Me Comic story – The Generosity Gene Comic story – To the Bookmobile! Comic story – X-MAS Marks the Spot! Comic story – Pop! Goes the Career Comic story – Owl or Nothing Comic story – Nobody's Purrfect Comic story – Through a Mug Darkly Comic story – He Who Controls the Donuts, Controls the World Comic story – The Last King of Spotland Comic story – Karmageddon Comic story – The Big Finish Comic story – The Play's the Sting Comic story – The Nut Cracker Comic story – The Dot Com Before the Storm Comic story – The Social Fretwork Comic story – Breaking Bart Comic story – Mutiny on the Barty Comic story – Homer Simpson: Canine Decoder Comic story – Wilde at Heart! Comic story – Donut Disturb Comic story – Mass Historia! Comic story – Like a Boss! Comic story – The Rise and Fall of D'oh! Comic story – Granddaddy-O! Comic story – D'oh vs. the Volcano! Comic story – Snooze Alarm! Comic story – American History F Comic story – D'oh-lice Academy Comic story – Dolph & Nelson Ponder Their Existence Comic story – Monty's Morphin Power Wrangler Comic story – Worst Con Ever! Comic story – Phone Homer! Comic story – Homer Sucks! Comic story – Drinker, Failure, Bowler, Spy Comic story – Moat Monty Moat Problems! Comic story – Peas in a Podcast Comic story – Itchy & Scratchy Live! Comic story – The Moe and Otto Switcheroo Comic story – If You Could See What I Smell Comic story – Uncivil War: Bartman v. Houseboy (mentioned) Comic story – No More Mr. Ice Guy! Comic story – Brew Ha Ha! Comic story – Outside the Lines Comic story – Mob Rule Comic story – Murder on the Monorail Express! Comic story – Springfield Elementary Comic story – Springfield Is Not Enough! Comic story – Elementary School of the Apes Bartman: Comic story – Where Stalks... The Penalizer! Comic story – The Final Collision Bart Simpson's Joke Book: Comic story – The Best Detentions Treehouse of Horror: Comic story – Little Shop of Homers Comic story – The Exorsister! Comic story – The Immigration of the Body Snatchers Comic story – The Illustrative Man Comic story – Dark Lisa Comic story – Xt'tapalatakettle's Day Comic story – A Kid's Guide to Monster-Proofing Your Room! Comic story – Springfield in Hell Comic story – Hell-o-ween Comic story – The History of Halloween Comic story – Bart and Lisa's Guide to Childhood Fears Comic story – Bart Simpson's Ultimate Creepnight Tree Fort Festa-Palooza (picture) Comic story – Ring Around the Simpsons (hallucination) Comic story – Willie: Portrait of a Groundskeeper Comic story – Planet of the Apus Comic story – Teacher from the Black Lagoon (mentioned) Comic story – Bart's Dream and Nightmare Halloween! Comic story – Gnaws Comic story – Murder, He Wrote Comic story – Unleash the Glavin Comic story – Tell-Tale Bart Comic story – Alienated! Comic story – Cthulhu? Gesundheit! Comic story – The Walking Ned Comic story – Dusk of the No-Brainers! Comic story – Power Plants vs. Zombies Comic story – The Left Behinders! Comic story – The Ex Files Comic story – Retirement Castle of the Vampires (mentioned) Comic story – It Happens! Comic story – A Fungus Among Us Comic story – Curse of the Cat Lady Bart Simpson: Comic story – Bart's Day at the Zoo Comic story – Sky-High Bart! Comic story – Professor Frink's Partly Probable Parables: Quantum Cola Comic story – The Case of the Hanging Shoes Comic story – Bart Simpson's Day Off Comic story – See You Later, Alligator! Comic story – Bart's Nasty Shirt Comic story – The Madness of Milhouse Comic story – From Lichtenslava with Love Comic story – Bartzilla Comic story – An Anime Among Us! Comic story – Bart Fink and the Mighty Mississip Comic story – Little Buddy Day Comic story – Bart's Big Spill Comic story – Bring Your Parents to School Day (dialogue only) Comic story – Another One of Professor Frink's Partly Probable Parables: Bart Version 2.0 Comic story – Bart's Junior Camper Demerit Badge Manual Comic story – Zone Wars Comic story – Bart Simpson - Secret Agent, Man Comic story – Are You Gonna Eat That? Comic story – Art for Bart's Sake Comic story – The Great Springfield Donut War! Comic story – Bart's Fun Pages! Comic story – Movie Mayhem Comic story – Cuff It Up! Comic story – Final Detention Comic story – Bart vs. the One-Man School Comic story – Bart's Got Spirit! Comic story – The Kiss of Blecch! (picture) Comic story – No Purchase Necessary Comic story – Milhouse... The Girl? Comic story – K-Bart Comic story – The Book That Ate Springfield! Comic story – The Secret Life of Bart Simpson Comic story – The Great Train Wreck Comic story – Spree for All Comic story – Shopping for School Supplies the Bart Simpson Way! Comic story – Elementary School Dropout Comic story – Principal Simpson! Comic story – The Trial of Maggie Simpson Comic story – Attack of the 50-Foot Maggie Comic story – Lisa's Bad Word! Comic story – Bart's Name Is Mud! Comic story – Class Klown Comic story – Aye, Robot! Comic story – Yellow Chef! Comic story – Split Decisions Comic story – 12 Angry Kids Comic story – Big Top Flop Comic story – The Mystery of the Pesky Desk Comic story – The Princess Principle Comic story – Ri¢hie $imp$on Comic story – The Day of the Mustache Comic story – Pranks a Lot! Comic story – Eat the Pie Slowly Comic story – Bugged! Comic story – The Invincible Principal Comic story – Curse of the Moleman Comic story – Model Citizen Simpson Comic story – An Easy Assignment Comic story – I'm Lisa Simpson, Who the Heck Are You? Comic story – Free Range Comic story – Formula for Disaster Comic story – The Prince and the Penal System Comic story – Everybody Really Hates Bart Comic story – Children of the Corn Maze Comic story – There's No Business Like Shoe Business Comic story – Milhouse Goes to Heck Comic story – Lisa's Laughatory Comic story – Springfield Elementary Shakedown Comic story – Who the Bartman? Comic story – The Todd & Rodyssey Comic story – The Martin Chronicles! Comic story – Nights of the Dinner Table Comic story – The Booty Comic story – I'd Rather Bleed Than Read Comic story – ¡Bart Speaks Spanish! Comic story – Exit Through the Comic Shop Comic story – Prankenstein's Monster! Comic story – Fool for a Client Comic story – The Gluten, the Bread and the Hungry! Comic story – That's Hairable! Comic story – Fangs for Nothing! Comic story – The Rebooting! Comic story – D'oh! Unto Others Comic story – Me and My Shadow Comic story – Güber Driver Comic story – Bedroom Battle Comic story – Bart Simpson Saves the Universe Comic story – Don't Forget to Leave a Tipster (mentioned) Comic story – Career Day Comic story – Talk Cootie To Me Comic story – Son of Homer's Odyssey Futurama Crossover: Comic story – Somewhere Over the Brain-bow! Comic story – Slaves of New New York! Comic story – The Read Menace! Comic Strips: Comic story – Springfield Elementary: Behold the Playground Comic story – Burn of the 4th Comic story – Ralph the Haiku Genius Comic story – Laugh Free or Die Comic story – Marge Joins a Book Club Comic story – Springfield Elementary Poetry Competition Comic story – Ban the Embalm Comic story – Community Theater (picture) Holiday Humdinger: Comic story – Happy Non-Specific Semi-Festive Winter Gathering Comic story – Audio Holiday Collectibles (picture) Comic story – Bart Simpson in Con-nukah! Super Spectacular: Comic story – The League of Extraordinary Barts! Comic story – A League of Their Own Comic story – Shadow Apocalypse of the Sciencester! Comic story – The Sprint Comic story – The Brave and the Bald Comic story – I'm Rubber, You're Glue (mentioned) Comic story – Dial "M" for Milhouse (mentioned) Winter Wingding: Comic story – Snow Falling on Cheaters Comic story – The Christmas That Lasted Forever! Comic story – VSI: Valentine Scene Investigators Comic story – Yes, Flanders, There is a Santa Claus Comic story – One Flu Over Springfield Comic story – The Sno-Bliterator! Comic story – Grampa's Christmas Origins: Christmas Carols Comic story – Kiss Me, Bart Simpson! Comic story – The Heist Before Christmas Comic story – A Cold Day in Springfield Comic story – Fright Before Christmas Summer Shindig: Comic story – Midday on the Midway Comic story – Chili Chili Bang Bang‎ Comic story – I. C. S. I. (Ice Cream Scene Investigators!) Comic story – Bartman Beyond Comic story – Tales from the Springfield Bear Patrol Comic story – Bartman Unmasked! Comic Book Guy: The Comic Book: Comic story – The Death of Comic Book Guy! (Part Two) Comic story – The Death of Comic Book Guy! (Part Four) Comic story – The Death of Comic Book Guy! (Part Five) Homer for the Holidays: Comic story – Christmas Eve at Maison Derrière Comic story – From King Toot's Holiday Album Bargain Bin! One-Shot Wonders: Comic story – Ralph's Room 2 Comic story – Frink Sinatra! Comic story – The Pyramids of Lisa Comic story – What's Under Jimbo's Cap? Comic story – The Once and Future Bartman Part One: Alpha and D'oh-Mega Video Games: Video game – Virtual Bart Video game – The Simpsons Cartoon Studio Video game – The Simpsons: Night of the Living Treehouse of Horror Video game – The Simpsons Road Rage Video game – The Simpsons Skateboarding Video game – The Simpsons: Hit & Run Video game – The Simpsons Game Video game – The Simpsons: Tapped Out Books: Book – The Simpsons Uncensored Family Album Book – The Simpsons Rainy Day Fun Book Book – Bart Simpson's Guide to Life Book – The Simpsons Ultra-Jumbo Rain-or-Shine Fun Book Book – Simpsons Comics Extravaganza Book – Simpsons Comics Strike Back! Book – Simpsons Comics on Parade Book – The Simpsons Guide to Springfield Book – The Bart Book Book – Comic Book Guy's Book of Pop Culture Book – The Ralph Wiggum Book Book – Greetings from the Simpsons (2007) Book – Big Beastly Book of Bart Simpson Book – The Simpsons Handbook Book – The Book of Moe Book – Flanders' Book of Faith Book – The Marge Book (mentioned) Book – The Simpsons Futurama Crossover Crisis Book – Simpsons Comics Get Some Fancy Book Learnin' Book – Chief Wiggum's Book of Crime and Punishment Book – Simpsons World the Ultimate Episode Guide: Seasons 1-20 Book – Homer Simpson's Little Book of Laziness Book – Bart Simpson to the Rescue! Book – Bart Simpson 2015 Annual Book – The Simpsons Family History Book – Lisa Simpson's Guide to Geek Chic Book – Bartman: The Hero's Handbook (as Mama's Boy) Book – Bart Simpson: Master of Disaster Book – Simpsons Comics Colossal Compendium: Volume Five Book – Simpsons Comics Colossal Compendium: Volume Six Book – Bart Simpson Breaks Out Book – The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror Ominous Omnibus Vol. 1: Scary Tales & Scarier Tentacles Book – The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror Ominous Omnibus Vol. 2: Deadtime Stories for Boos & Ghouls

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Ma Baby" • "Goodbye, My Coney Island Baby" • "Sweet Adeline" • "Baby on Board" • "A Be Sharps Surgeon General Warning" Medley songs "Homer's Barbershop Quartet" Awards Outstanding Soul, Spoken Word, or Barbershop Album of the Year (1987) Bloody, Bloody Jebediah Cast Carl Carlson • Ned Flanders • Jonathan Frink • Barney Gumble • Lenny Leonard • Helen Lovejoy • Otto Mann • Seymour Skinner • Luann Van Houten • Clancy Wiggum Former Cast Sideshow Mel Crew Doug • Julio Franco • Krusty the Clown • Lisa Simpson • Marge Simpson Characters Shelbyville Manhattan • Jebediah Springfield Songs The Bullets Flew Like Rain • My Name Is Jebediah Springfield • A Pioneer • Rabid Beaver • Springfield: The New Frontier • This Bear Mayors of Springfield Current Joe Quimby Former Sideshow Bob • Hans Moleman • Marge Simpson • Springfield Mensa (Comic Book Guy • Jonathan Frink • Julius Hibbert • Lindsey Naegle • Lisa Simpson • Seymour Skinner) • Eustace Van Houten Movementarianism Staff The Leader • Don • Glen • Jane Members Blond-haired boy with glasses • Buck-toothed girl • Carl Carlson • Comic Book Guy • Database • Jonathan Frink • Barney Gumble • Elizabeth Hoover • Lionel Hutz • "Just stamp the ticket" man • Edna Krabappel • Lewis look-alike • Louie • Otto Mann • Troy McClure • Sideshow Mel • Apu Nahasapeemapetilon • Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon • Ruth Powers • Gareth Prince • Arnie Pye • Pyro • Nick Riviera • Gerald Samson • Bart Simpson • Homer Simpson • Lisa Simpson • Maggie Simpson • Marge Simpson • Nina Skalka • Agnes Skinner • Seymour Skinner • Squeaky-voiced teen • Moe Szyslak • Barbara Van Horne • Kirk Van Houten • Luann Van Houten Other Barney the Dinosaur • Movementarian Compound Springfield Elementary School Administration State Comptroller Atkins • Gary Chalmers • Leopold • Seymour Skinner Teachers Ballet teacher • Ms. Barr • Mr. Becker • Mike Benzie • Black teacher • Ms. Dubinsky • Ms. Finch • Ned Flanders • Hippie teacher • Elizabeth Hoover • Kindergarten teacher • Coach Krupt • Monsieur Kupferberg • Dewey Largo • Audrey McConnell • Ms. Myles • Rayshelle Peyton • Brunella Pommelhorst • Science teacher • Howard Stamper • Dick Testiclees • Ms. Timberwood • Evelyn Trunch Staff Lunchlady Dora • Otto Mann • Martha • Myra • Miss Phipps • J. 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Burns • Chazz Busby • Butthead • Vance Connor • Mr. Costington • Henry K. Duff • Duffman • El Barto • Professor Frink • Gabbo • Dr. Hibbert • Krusty • Lurleen Lumpkin • Troy McClure • Capt. Lance Murdock • Bleeding Gums Murphy • Plopper • Poochie • Mayor Quimby • Sideshow Raheem • Hank Scorpio • Scratchy • Homer Simpson • Seymour Skinner • The Springfield Strangler • Jebediah Springfield • John Swartzwelder • Lucious Sweet • Drederick Tatum • Mr. Teeny • Fat Tony • Rainier Wolfcastle • Paul Yield • Artie Ziff Stonecutters Chosen One Homer Simpson World Council George H. W. Bush • Jack Nicholson • Number One • Orville Redenbacher • Mr. T Other Stonecutters Jasper Beardley • Kent Brockman • Charles Montgomery Burns • Carl Carlson • Barney Gumble • Steve Guttenberg • The Egg Council Guy • Herman Hermann • Julius Hibbert • Krusty the Clown • Dewey Largo • Lenny Leonard • Leopold • Sideshow Mel • Apu Nahasapeemapetilon • Number 51 • Plumber • Gareth Prince • Joe Quimby • Abraham Simpson • Seymour Skinner • Waylon Smithers, Jr. • Moe Szyslak • Kirk Van Houten • Clancy Wiggum • Groundskeeper Willie • Lionel Hutz • Arnie Pye • Joey Crusher Locations Stonecutter's Daycare Center • Stonecutters Lodge • Stonecutters' Tunnel The Simpsons: Tapped Out characters School Workers Skinner Willie Mrs. Krabappel Otto Chalmers Lunchlady Dora Coach Krupt Groundskeeper Seamus Leopold More Stonecutters Number 2 Number 5 Number 21 Number 29 Number 59 Number 85 Number 600 All characters Teachers Elementary School Ballet teacher • Ms. Barr • Mr. Becker • Mike Benzie • Mr. Bergstrom • Carol Berrera • Dr. Bettleheim • Black teacher • Mr. Doyle • Ms. Dubinsky • Principal Duggins • Fern • Ms. Finch • Principal Finch • Mr. Glasscock • Doris Kearns Goodwin • Principal Hartley • Mrs. Harvell • Hippie teacher • Elizabeth Hoover • Mr. Johnson • Calliope Juniper • Gabe Kaplan • Ms. Kelp • Kindergarten teacher • Kindergarten teacher • Coach Krupt • Dewey Largo • Ms. Marshall • Audrey McConnell • Ms. Melon • Ms. Myles • Rayshelle Peyton • Brunella Pommelhorst • Radioactive Man's third grade teacher • Sandra • Science teacher • Seymour Skinner • Mr. Somerset • Howard Stamper • Dick Testiclees • Ms. Timberwood • Evelyn Trunch • Principal Valiant • Waverly Hills Elementary School teacher High School Simon Beck • Mrs. Bloomenstein • Mrs. Butterworthy • Harlan Dondelinger • Coach Flanagan • Mr. Orlando • Mr. Schindler • Mr. Seckofsky College/University Steffan August • Inga Carlsdottir • Jonathan Frink • Professor Hessler • Professor Huntington • Professor Lombardo • Professor Moose • Nuclear physics professor Specialty Eugene Blatz • Stu Grimson • Dan Harmon • Quinn Hopper • Hypnotist • Julia • Victor Kleskow • Leavelle • Stark Richdale • Sweet Sal • Santa School head • Dave Schultz • Springfield Flight School employee • Steven • Mr. Suji • Tiago • Vicki Valentine • Tiger Williams • Zoey B and Zoey T Other Ms. Albright • Chess professor • Ms. Coco • Day care teacher • Julio Estudiante • Zane Furlong • Ken Jennings • Justin • Robert McKee • Maria Montessori • Suze Orman • Preschool teacher • Headmaster Skinnedwiener • Sister Thomasina • Neil deGrasse Tyson • Philippa Wickerbottom • Ms. York Former Jasper Beardley • Ms. Cantwell • Carl Carlson • Franklin Chase • Ned Flanders • Jim Hope • Bob Johnson • Edna Krabappel • Lenny Leonard • Jack Lassen • Meredith Milgram • Tito Puente • Homer Simpson • Marge Simpson • Seymour Skinner • Moe Szyslak • Melanie Upfoot • Zachary Vaughn • Mrs. Wellsley Fictional Jaime Escalante • Valerie Frizzle • Headmaster Greystash • Miss Grossman • John Keating • John Kimble • Gabe Kotter • Gary Michaels • Severus Snape • Mr. Weatherbee The Simpsons characters The Simpsons and relatives Jacqueline Bouvier • Patty Bouvier • Selma Bouvier • Abraham Simpson • Bart Simpson (Bartman • El Barto) • Homer Simpson • Lisa Simpson • Maggie Simpson • Marge Simpson • Mona Simpson Jub-Jub • Plopper • Santa's Little Helper • Snowball II Around Springfield Kumiko Albertson • Ms. Albright • Jasper Beardley • Benjamin • Blue-haired lawyer • Shauna Chalmers • Comic Book Guy • Crazy Cat Lady • Larry Dalrymple • Doug • Eddie • Maude Flanders • Ned Flanders • Julio Franco • Jonathan Frink • Gary • Alice Glick • Barney Gumble • Gil Gunderson • Constance Harm • Bernice Hibbert • Julius Hibbert • Julius Hibbert's daughter • Julius Hibbert's oldest son • Lionel Hutz • Jacques • "Just stamp the ticket" man • Princess Kashmir • Hyman Krustofsky • Akira Kurosawa • Cookie Kwan • Grady Little • Lou • Helen Lovejoy • Jessica Lovejoy • Timothy Lovejoy, Jr. • Barry Mackleberry • Jerri Mackleberry • Jack Marley • Horatio McCallister • Milo • Hans Moleman • Marvin Monroe • Eddie Muntz • Mrs. Muntz • Bleeding Gums Murphy • Lindsey Naegle • Nahasapeemapetilon octuplets (Anoop • Gheet • Nabendu • Poonam • Pria • Sandeep • Sashi • Uma) • Apu Nahasapeemapetilon • Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon • Sanjay Nahasapeemapetilon • Old Jewish man • Ruth Powers • Gareth Prince • Gloria Prince • Joe Quimby (Mayor Quimby's body guards) • Martha Quimby • Raphael • Luigi Risotto • Nick Riviera • Sam • Gerald Samson • Agnes Skinner • Roy Snyder • Spuckler children (Dubya • Whitney) • Brandine Spuckler • Cletus Spuckler • Squeaky-voiced teen • Strawberry • Disco Stu • Moe Szyslak • Kirk Van Houten • Luann Van Houten • Clancy Wiggum • Sarah Wiggum • Yes Guy • Artie Ziff Celebrities Bill and Marty • Booberella • Kent Brockman • Bumblebee Man • Scott Christian • Duffman • Matt Groening • Krusty the Clown • Lurleen Lumpkin • Troy McClure • Sideshow Mel • Roger Meyers, Jr. • Arnie Pye • Pyro • Dave Shutton • Jebediah Springfield • Miss Springfield • Drederick Tatum • Mr. Teeny • Rainier Wolfcastle (McBain) Springfield Elementary School faculty and students Chuck Berger • Black weasel • Wendell Borton • Gary Chalmers • Lewis Clark • Database • Lunchlady Dora • E-mail • Rod Flanders • Todd Flanders • Ham • JJ Hibbert • Elizabeth Hoover • Sophie Jensen • Jimbo Jones • Edna Krabappel • Coach Krupt • Dewey Largo • Sherri Mackleberry • Terri Mackleberry • Otto Mann • Audrey McConnell • Nelson Muntz • Nell Nicholson • Brunella Pommelhorst • Janey Powell • Martin Prince • J. Loren Pryor • Report Card • Richard • Dolph Shapiro • Becky Shorter • Nina Skalka • Seymour Skinner • Cosine Tangent • Allison Taylor • Milhouse Van Houten • Wanda • Ralph Wiggum • Groundskeeper Willie • Hubert Wong • Yellow weasel • Jaffee Ziswhisky • Üter Zörker • Kearney Zzyzwicz Blond-haired boy with glasses • Brown-haired boy • Buck-toothed boy • Buck-toothed girl • Girl with glasses • Lewis look-alike • Long haired girl Springfield Nuclear Power Plant Blinky • Charles Montgomery Burns (The Hounds) • Carl Carlson • Charlie • Lenny Leonard • Waylon Smithers, Jr. • Smitty Villains Sideshow Bob • Frankie the Squealer • Herman Hermann • Snake Jailbird • Kang Johnson • Kodos Johnson • Legs • Louie • The Rich Texan • Hank Scorpio • Johnny Tightlips • Fat Tony Other characters Capital City Goofball • Jesus Christ • Santa Claus • Devil • Fallout Boy • Itchy • God • Leprechaun • Richard Nixon • Poochie • Radioactive Man • Scratchy Families The Simpsons • The Bouviers • The Flanderses • The Hibberts • The Krustofskys • The Lovejoys • The Spucklers • The Van Houtens • The Wiggums • The Muntzes Miscellaneous Doppelgängers • Fictional characters • LGBT characters • Animals • Deceased characters • Crossover characters • One-time characters • Recurring characters • Non-canon characters Factfiles from Simpsons World the Ultimate Episode Guide: Seasons 1-20 The Family Simpson Homer Simpson • Marge Simpson • Bart Simpson • Lisa Simpson • Maggie Simpson Season 1 Santa's Little Helper • Martin Prince • Mr. Burns • Dr. Marvin Monroe • Herman • Bleeding Gums Murphy • Bob • Jimbo Jones • Jacques • Princess Kashmir • Ugolin and Cesar • Krusty the Clown • Ms. Botz Season 2 Edna Krabappel • Karl • Blinky • The Capital City Goofball • Todd Flanders • Kent Brockman • Captain Lance Murdock • Roger Meyers, Jr. • Lionel Hutz • Akira • Artie Ziff • Reverend Lovejoy • Seymour Skinner • Herb Powell • Emily Winthrop • Bea Simmons • Professor Lombardo • Mr. Bergstrom • General Sherman • Comic Book Guy • Dr. Hibbert Season 3 Michael Jackson/Leon Kompowsky • Congressman Bob Arnold • Ned Flanders • Fat Tony • Scott Christian • Rabbi Krustofski • Millicent • Nelson • Moe Szyslak • Fritz • Justice Of The Peace • Groundskeeper Willie • Smooth Jimmy Apollo • Mr. Teeny • Woodrow • Aristotle Amadopolis • Lou And Eddie • The Veterinarian • Lurleen Lumpkin • Selma • Otto • Milhouse Van Houten • Professor Frink Season 4 Dolph and Kearney • Llewellyn Sinclair • God • Amber Dempsey • Itchy & Scratchy • Surly Joe • Laura Powers • Barney • Baby Bart, 1983 • Barflies • Lyle Lanley • Patty • Pepi • Ralph Wiggum • Chief Wiggum • Carl • Pimple-Faced Kid • Grampa • Richard Nixon • Tattoo Annie • Gabbo Season 5 Nigel • Sideshow Bob • Doug, Benjamin and Gary • Future Burns • Ruth Powers • Brad Goodman • Sea Captain • Mindy Simmons • Ernst And Gunter • Molloy • Bumblebee Man • Apu • Stacy Lovell • Inanimate Carbon Rod • Rod Flanders • Stampy • Simpson Actors • Superintendent Chalmers • Freddy Quimby • Mrs. Jacqueline Bouvier • Adult Education Annex Administrator Season 6 Maude Flanders • Allison Taylor • Itchy And Scratchy • Roger Meyers, Sr. • Birch Barlow • Jessica Lovejoy • Uter • Ashley Grant • Mayor Quimby • Dr. Zweig • Number One • Knight Boat • Database • Don Vittorio • Evan Conover • Ballet Teacher • Crazy Old Man • Hugh Parkfield • Pet Store Man • Leopold • Lunchlady Doris • Jericho • Shelby • Main Suspects (Groundskeeper Willie • Moe • Grampa • Barney • Lisa • Principal Skinner • Tito Puente • Homer • Bart) Season 7 Doctor Colossus • Rainier Wolfcastle • Mrs. Skinner • Nana Van Houten • Jimmy • Dr. Nick Riviera • Mother Simpson • Colonel Leslie "Hap" Hapablap • Matt Groening • Detective Don Brodka • Luigi • Disco Stu • Evelyn Peters • Handsome Pete • Hollis Hurlbut • Waylon Smithers, Jr. • Chester J. Lampwick • Troy McClure • Cletus • Very Tall Man • The Flying Hellfish • The Bear • Freak Show Manager • Erin Season 8 Hank Scorpio • Lucius Sweet • Larry Burns • Belle • Kirk Van Houten • Jimmy the Scumbag • Dr. Foster • Coyote • Scully and Mulder • Frank Ormand, The Pretzel Man • Ranger • Shary Bobbins • Poochie • John • Cecil • Sandwich Delivery Guy • Rex Banner • Mathemagician • Laddie • Hippie • Mr. Sparkle • Frank Grimes • "Lisa" • Commandant Season 9 Duffman • Sergeant Seymour Skinner • Young Milhouse • Gun Salesman • Sherri & Terri • Apu's Mother • The Angel Skeleton • Gil • Patches & Poor Violet • Snake • Cooder and Spud • Glen and Jane • Wendell • Ad Execs • Renee • The Simpson Men • Robbie the Automaton • Captain Tenille • Charlie • Mojo the Helper Monkey • Ray Patterson • Brad And Neil • Larry The Bus Driver • Farmer Season 10 Alex Whitney • Bill & Marty • Chirpy Boy and Bart Jr. • Judge Snyder • Seth and Munchie • Mr. Pinchy • The Lost Souls (Sad-looking Frenchman • Man in dinner jacket • Woman in wedding dress • Caribbean outcast • British Raj man) • Leavelle • Amber and Ginger • The Creepy Bloodening Kids • Wally Kogen • Homer Simpson, Police Cop • Manjula • Sergeant Crew • The OmniTouch Representative • Señor Ding-Dong • Pig of Eden • Astrid Weller • Hans Moleman • Arthur Fortune • Lindsey Naegle • Chuck Garabedian Season 11 Edward Christian • The Pharm Team Lab Researchers • Lifeways Editor • The Southern Colonel • Lenny • Larry Kidkill • Meathook and Ramrod • Funzo • Mr. Sakamoto • Brother Faith • Cornelius Chapman • Mr. Largo • Rachel Jordan • Lisa, Jr., Ak and Qtoktok • Titania • Casino Manager • Brandine • The Southern Sheriff • Little Vicki Valentine • Becky Season 12 Phony McRing-Ring • Sophie • Jesse Grass • Mr. Costington • Number 6 • Devon Bradley • Ringmaster • Intelligent Homer • Jack Crowley • Radioactive Man • The Funeral Home Salesman • The Network Executives • Lieutenant L. T. Smash • Howard K. Duff VIII • Francine • Kitenge • Thelonious • The Rich Texan • Coach Lugash • Singing Railroad Hobo Season 13 Judge Constance Harm • Professor Huntington • Gloria • Mesmerino, the Hip Hypnotist • Nibbles the Hamster • Gabriel, the Social Worker • Garth Motherloving • The "Afternoon Yak" Hostesses • Principal Harlan Dondelinger • Greta Wolfcastle • Buck McCoy • Zelda • Ronaldo the Orphan • The Crows • Kang and Kodos • Geoff Jenkins, Animator • Annette, the Squishie Lady • Brunella Pommelhorst, Gym Teacher • Frank Nelson-Type • Johnny Tightlips Season 14 Rock Stars • Audrey McConnell, Third Grade Teacher • Dr. Velimirovic, Plastic Surgeon • Mitch Hartwell, the Reality Channel Producer • Junior (AKA Frank Grimes, Jr.) • Teacher of the Year Award Nominating Committee • Dexter Colt, Private Eye • The Mugger • Larry H. Lawyer, Jr. • Baby Stink-Breath • Booberella • Sara Sloane, Hollywood Movie Star • Cookie Kwan, Red Coat Realtor • Stark Richdale • Declan Desmond • Julio and Grady • Luke Stetson, Junior Wrangler • Suds McDuff, Spokesdog/Mascot for Duff Beer • Marriage Counselor • Jim Proudfoot • Don Castellaneta Season 15 Cora • Repo Depot Men • Edwina • Grant Connor • Curator • Personalized Talking Astrolabe • Roofi • "Robot Rumble" Announcers • Esme Delacroix • Society Matron • Henry • Baby Button-Eyes • Randall Curtis • Gina Vendetti • Matt Groening • Raoul • Pie Man, AKA Simple Simon • Ms. Killebrew • Nash Castor • Elegy for Geezer Rock Season 16 Stuart • Mrs. Muntz • Chloe Talbot • Goose Gladwell • Johnny • Frankie • Deion Overstreet • Alcatraaaz • Howell Huser • The Springfield Glacier • Madam Wu • New England RV-er • Officer Krackney • Jenda • Ray Magini • Tab Spangler • Cameron (Johnny Rainbow) • Andre the Archangel • Vicki and Katja • Father Sean Season 17 Caleb Thorn • Gravedigger Billy • The Pox Princess • A Bicycle Built For Two • Dr. J. Loren Pryor • The Cheery Red Tomatoes • Gino • Mason Fairbanks • The Commandant • Coach Krupt • The Bighorn Sheep • Toot-Toot • Charles Heathbar • Dr. Egoyan • Kavi • Jake Boyman • The Good-Looking Bachelor • Wallace Brady • Tabitha Vixx Season 18 Michael • Defonzo "Skinny" Palmer and Marcus "Marbles" Le Marquez • Coaster Weirdoes • The Colonel • The Editor of American Poetry Perspectives • Opal • Headmaster Greystash • The Grumple • Captain Jack • Darcy • Eleanor Abernathy (At 32) • Stacey Swanson, PH.D. • A.S.S. 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