| Professor Moose
| Character Information
Professor Moose is a lecturer and department head at Springfield University.
When Marge called Steffan August "Associate Professor Jerk", August told her that he got denied tenure as his department head is an idiot. Professor Moose then came along and asked August what he was saying about him. August apologized and Professor Moose told him that August was about to get his PhD - Pound Head Down. Moose then pounded August into the sand.