- This article is about the character. For the guest star, see Randy Johnson.
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Randy Johnson is a former American baseball player.
He was at a left-handed convention in a stall next to Ned Flanders. He was promoting his range of left-handed teddy bears, Randy Johnson's Southpawz. He tells Ned that he can't give him a mailman bear and asks him how many boxes of 1,000 doctor bears he wants. When Ned says he wants one box, intimidated by Randy Johnson, he tells Ned that he has a problem with him.