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Michael de Graaf is a fashion designer, reality TV judge, and former boyfriend of Waylon Smithers.

Michael de Graaf went to Springfield from his home in Milan to adopt one of Mr. Burns' hound puppies. When Homer met him, Homer quickly realized that Michael was gay and took him to Smithers to try and set them up together. Michael and Smithers quickly fell for each other and Michael asked Smithers out on a date. The two of them went to Luigi's for a meal before they went to the Springfield Squidport to look out over the ocean. They then kissed each other.

Things seemed to be going well between Michael and Smithers, with Smithers calling Homer frequently to give him updates on how their relationship was going. When Marge found out that Smithers was dating Michael, she became excited because she was a fan of his. Marge then showed Homer clips from the show America's Got Fabric, which Michael was a judge on from seasons 10 to 15. Marge also explained to Homer that Michael was famous for his savage zings. Marge wanted to meet Michael, but Homer told her that he and Smithers were on a romantic vacation together...

Today is March 23.

On this day...

2005: The Complete Fifth Season was released in Australia.
2011: Elizabeth Taylor, actress and guest star, died.
2012: Simpsons Comics Confidential was released.
2014: "The War of Art" aired for the first time.
2021: George Segal, actor and guest star, died.

"The Scorpion's Tale" is the fifteenth episode of season 22 of The Simpsons and the four-hundred and seventy-ninth episode overall. It originally aired on March 6, 2011. The episode was written by Billy Kimball and Ian Maxtone-Graham and directed by Matthew Schofield. It guest stars Werner Herzog as Walter Hotenhoffer and Kevin Michael Richardson as the Retirement Castle orderly.

During a field trip to the Springfield Desert State Park, Lisa finds a flower that can cause animals to become docile. When she synthesizes a drug out of this, the drug gets picked up by a major pharmaceuticals company and distributed to the population. However, it has a bad side effect...

Name: Unknown
Date: April 23, 2023

The Brotherhood of the Spectacles (also referred to as the Rough Riders) is a group of Bart's classmates at Springfield Elementary. The group consisted initially of Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Milhouse Van Houten, Dolph Shapiro and Jimbo Jones. Kearney Zzyzwicz was a later addition to the group.

When Superintendent Chalmers was put in charge of Bart's education, he sparked a fascination in President Roosevelt. He took the band of "Rough Riders" (then consisting of Bart, Milhouse, Nelson, Dolph and Jimbo) on an overnight excursion to Springfield Forest to find Roosevelt's legendary lost pair of spectacles, for which the group was later named. Nelson found the spectacles but hurt his arm, and Chalmers was fired after the school board found out about the unauthorized field trip.

Outraged over Chalmers' dismissal, Bart announced the formation of the Brotherhood of the Spectacles (now including Kearney) with the mission of getting Chalmers his job back. The group took over the school, deceiving the teachers into leaving and taking the students hostage, creating a standoff which lasted until Chalmers was reinstated...

"Wait, in this game Maggie can talk? There's so many things I've wanted to ask a baby. Why do you make eye contact when you poop? Do you remember when I lost you at Home Depot? Where do faces go during peekaboo?"
―Homer Simpson^[src]

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