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Lurleen Lumpkin is an attractive, aspiring country western singer. Homer was her manager for a time.

Homer discovered Lurleen at The Beer -N- Brawl, a country bar in Spittle County. She sang "Your Wife Don't Understand You" for the rowdy bar crowd, and Homer was amazed by her voice. He decided to help her launch a singing career, much to the chagrin of Marge. Lurleen was grateful to have someone helping her with her career, but she quickly started falling for Homer, and it came out in her song lyrics. First, she flirted with him in "Bagged Me a Homer", which angered Marge, but to which Homer remained oblivious. Then she made an open attempt to seduce him with an erotic song called "Bunk with Me Tonight". When Lurleen sang the song for him, it finally dawned on Homer that Lurleen was attracted to him.

Shortly after that, Homer booked Lurleen to appear as a guest star on the country-western variety show Ya Hoo!. During the show, Lurleen made another attempt to seduce Homer, luring him into her dressing room and passionately kissing him. Homer, however, had another epiphany, and suddenly realized that managing Lurleen could hurt his marriage and cost him his family. He abruptly quit as her manager in the middle of the show, sold her contract for $50 to an agent from Rebel Yell Records, and went home to Marge. Saddened, but wiser, Lurleen then sang on the show a new song called "Stand By Your Manager", which she had written on the spot. Happily, Homer and Marge were able to make up before the show was over...

Today is September 27.

On this day...

1925: George Gladir, comic writer, was born.
1943: Randy Bachman, musician and guest star, was born.
1963: Marc Maron, comedian and guest star, was born.
1974: Carrie Brownstein, actress and guest star, was born.
1998: "Bart the Mother" aired for the first time.
2009: Season 21 started.
- "Homer the Whopper" aired for the first time.
2015: Season 27 started.
- "Every Man's Dream" aired for the first time.
2017: Hugh Hefner, magazine publisher and guest star, died.
2020: Season 32 started.
- "Undercover Burns" aired for the first time.

"This Little Wiggy" is the eighteenth episode of season 9 of The Simpsons and the one-hundred and ninety-sixth episode overall. It originally on March 22, 1998. The episode was written by Dan Greaney and directed by Neil Affleck. It guest stars Phil Hartman as Troy McClure.

Taking pity on the hapless Ralph Wiggum, Marge pairs him with Bart. But his association with Ralph quickly turns out to be more beneficial than burdensome when Bart learns that his father holds the master key to every store in Springfield...

Name: "One Angry Lisa"
Date: October 2, 2022

Gerald Ford is a former U.S. President who moved into Homer Simpson's neighborhood.

Immediately after George Bush moved out of the big house on Evergreen Terrace, Ford moved in. In sharp contrast to Bush, with whom Homer got along very poorly, Homer and Ford became fast friends. They discovered they had a lot of things in common, including a love for football, nachos and beer. They were also both prone to clumsiness.

Ford later appeared on the TV special Krusty Komedy Klassic, but the appearance did not go well. Krusty gave Ford a glowing introduction, describing him as a "great American", but when Ford thanked Krusty for the invitation, Krusty said, "All the good Presidents turned us down." Ford then began to talk about the Boy Scouts (a subject very important to him), but was quickly interrupted by Krusty making faces in the background. In an attempt to get Ford to forget about his antics, Krusty asked how his wife Nancy was, but Ford sharply corrected him, saying that his wife's name was Betty...

"Bushes are nice 'cause they don't have prickers. Unless they do. This one did. Ouch."
―Ralph Wiggum^[src]

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