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Rigellians are aliens from the planet Rigel 7. Their most notable members are Kang and Kodos, although Serak the Preparer is also Rigellian.
Rigellians are approximately 7 ft. 0 in (2.13 m), continuously drooling saliva, one-eyed beings with eight tentacles. While not on their planet, they wear space helmets, but not space suits. They speak the Rigellian language, which, by coincidence, is identical to English. Their number four looks like a human skull. Peculiarly, they occasionally vomit through their eye, which resembles human crying, but Kodos said they "always secrete ocular fluid at weddings". They must hold hands to exchange long protein strands. They have declared that their religion is to be "Quantum Presbyterians".
Rigellians have access to advanced technology including interstellar travel, ray guns, and the video game "Pong", which in Rigellian society is considered to be cutting-edge. In the future, they seem to downgrade and become a primitive race and live in peace with nature and the animals...
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Moog is a gang leader and bartender from London, England whose voice and figure resembles Springfield's Moe Szyslak.
Moog tells the story from his point of view, he is a former "hoodlink" along with his "bestest glugs" Dum, Carlton, and Leonard who, with them, used to run mischief on the streets of London. However, Dum got a girlfriend and got a job as a beefeater at the Tower of London. After this, Carlton and Leonard informed him that his service was no longer needed and was thrown out of Big Ben. After this, Moog became a barkeep. Years later, Moog sat at home watching FOX with eye clamps so he didn't look away. However, members of the new gang gave Moog a beating and smashed his "Shmoo" on his head.
After these events, he goes to seek help from Dum who is now married and has a young daughter. He tells Dum that he wants his "glugs back for one last bit of barmy." The next scene cuts to Dum and Moog walking past the UKwik-E-Mart...
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