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God is the eternal, supreme being who created and preserves all things.

He once attempted to flood Springfield, but stopped when Reverend Lovejoy showed the Springfieldians that God was the path to good, and also once chose to end the world. This time, He was stopped by Homer Simpson, who requested Him to turn back time and leave the apocalypse off for a few years. God has two aides, Colonel Sanders and Buddha, although he is seen with Jesus in Heaven. In an interesting side note, SpongeBob once appeared in Heaven alongside Buddha and Jesus. In one episode when asked if they should help someone, SpongeBob replied with a wave of the hand and said "screw 'em". God's voice appeared when Homer and Barney decide to join forces and Homer says "Not even God can stop us now!" After this God replies, "Oh No?" and dries up all the snow. It is also implied once that God has a tendency to cause train wrecks.

Homer met God to say a word about family, but even though Heaven is a top notch destination, Homer couldn't enjoy being in Heaven knowing that his family was suffering. God said that He understood about family suffering because His son lived on Earth once, but He doesn't know what happened and he hasn't been the same since.

Because Homer rioted all the time he was in Heaven, God talked with Homer about the problem. Homer asked God to undo the rapture and wait another time to do it. God agreed, but Homer asked God to do something else when He's undone the Apocalypse, where he must be shown at the Last Supper.

Today is December 8.

On this day...

1944: Michael Botts, drummer, was born.
1953: Kim Basinger, actress and guest star, was born.
1953: Roy Firestone, journalist and guest star, was born.
2005: The Best of The Simpsons #25 was released in the UK.
2013: "Yellow Subterfuge" aired for the first time.

"Kill Gil, Volumes I & II" is the ninth episode of season 18 of The Simpsons and the three-hundred and eighty-seventh episode overall. It originally aired on December 17, 2006. The episode was written by Jeff Westbrook and directed by Bob Anderson. It guest stars Elvis Stojko as himself.

After attempting to fulfill his role as Mall Santa even further, but ending up giving his boss' gift to his daughter to Lisa, Gil is inevitably fired and finds himself homeless. Taking pity on the unsuccessful businessman, Marge lets Gil stay with the family over Christmas. However, Marge finds herself unable to turn Gil back onto the streets... she just can't tell him "no"...

Name: "Murder, She Boat"
Date: December 17, 2023

The Nutcracker is a Christmas character.

When Homer woke up on a bench at Towne Centre at Springfielde Glenne, he was woken up by the Nutcracker. Homer thought he was dreaming because the Nutcracker was every child's favorite Christmas character. The employee in the costume then slid open the mouth and told Homer that he worked at the mall, and it was closed. He then told Homer to leave. Homer asked the Nutcracker to give him a break as he was without his family. The employee then took Homer to an employees only party...

"Grumply, grumply groo, your blood will make my stew!"
―The Grumple^[src]

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