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Grayson Mathers is a football quarterback who plays for the Springfield Atoms.

When Grayson was a baby, he showed talent for football. He was then sent to the Tex-ida Football Academy to learn everything about football. After he graduated, Grayson went to Alabama Tech. Grayson never met with his parents again, but they benefited from his success.

Grayson Mathers transferred to the Springfield Atoms at the start of the football season, which got the town excited. When Mr. Burns saw how excited everyone was for Grayson, Burns chose him to be the spokesperson for his new brandy brand, Do You Chugging Brandy. Grayson and Burns started to get close, with Grayson even hugging Burns. The night before his first game, Grayson went out to multiple clubs and got drunk.

Grayson's first game came around and he turned up hungover from his night of drinking. As a result of this, he played poorly and got benched quickly. The town turned against him and threw merchandise they had bought at the stadium at Grayson and Burns, who had come onto the field to defend Grayson. Grayson became upset as he had never been booed before and thought that the way he acted was the problem. Mr. Burns then decided to take Grayson to the Springfield Elementary School to talk to the children there. Grayson told the children that he hadn't even set foot inside a school and he now owned three identical Ferraris. The bullies then started to insult Grayson for his poor performance during the game, which angered Grayson. He started throwing books at the children, causing them to flee. Grayson then drank from a bottle of Do You Chugging Brandy and collapsed on the floor...

Today is January 30.

On this day...

1941: Robert McKee, author and guest star, was born.
1974: Olivia Colman, actress and guest star, was born.
2005: "Mommie Beerest" aired for the first time.
2012: Simpsons Illustrated #5 was released.
30th: Marc Wilmore, writer and producer, died.

"The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular" is the tenth episode of season 7 of The Simpsons and the one-hundred and thirty-eighth episode overall. It originally aired on December 3, 1995. The episode was written by Jon Vitti and directed by David Silverman. It guest stars Phil Hartman as Troy McClure and Lionel Hutz, Buzz Aldrin as himself and Glenn Close as Mona Simpson, with Aldrin and Close only appearing in clips.

Troy McClure hosts "The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular", where we take a look at the show's history answer viewer questions, and take a look at some never before seen deleted scenes.

Name: "The Many Saints of Springfield"
Date: February 19, 2023

Slow Leonard is a tortoise at Springfield Zoo.

When the Simpson family went to the zoo, Homer was happy to hear that Slow Leonard was still alive. However, Slow Leonard was missing from his enclosure. When Homer confronted the Springfield Zoo director about his disappearance, she dismissed Homer and said that he'll be around somewhere. Homer then started to look into Slow Leonard's disappearance and thought that he had been kidnapped. Homer went to Chief Wiggum with his concerns, but was dismissed. He then posted on a group on Facelook where his theories were quickly accepted.

Homer and the people he met online formed a conspiracy group trying to solve the disappearance of Slow Leonard. The group came up with multiple theories, from the director kidnapping him, to Slow Leonard being used as a drug mule and his semen being used to breed slow horses. The group then decided to protest outside of the director's house, who insisted that she didn't kidnap Slow Leonard as that's exactly what a zoo is anyway...

"Hey, sorry I'm late. I couldn't unlock the Maps app. [chuckles] My phone don't recognize my face as a face."
―Moe Szyslak^[src]

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