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Walter Seymour Skinner (non-canonically born Armin Tamzarian), better known as Seymour Skinner and Principal Skinner, is the interim principal of Springfield Elementary School, and a stereotypical educational bureaucrat. He struggles to control the crumbling school and is constantly engaged in a battle against its inadequate resources, apathetic and bitter teachers, and often rowdy and unenthusiastic students, Bart Simpson being a standout example. A strict disciplinarian, Skinner has an uptight, militaristic attitude that stems from his years in the United States Army as a Green Beret, which included service in the Vietnam War, where he achieved the rank of a sergeant, according to his rank insignia.

Out of genuine concern for the quality of education of his students, most of Skinner's actions revolve around ensuring the school has adequate funding. His constant desperate, and usually ineffective attempts at maintaining discipline are an effort to receive good reviews from the frequent inspections of his very strict boss, Superintendent Chalmers - who makes no effort to hide his disapproval of Skinner. These inspections usually turn awry due to Bart Simpson's elaborate pranks—which play off Skinner's desperation for order. Over the years of pranks and inspections, though, Skinner has developed a love-hate relationship with each of them; when Skinner was fired and replaced by Ned Flanders, Bart found pranks less meaningful, due to Flanders' lax approach to discipline...

"He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs" is the first episode of season 19. It originally aired on September 23, 2007 and was written by Joel H. Cohen and directed by Mark Kirkland. Stephen Colbert and Lionel Richie guest star. It was the first episode to air after The Simpsons Movie.

After Homer saves Mr. Burns from drowning in a mall fountain, Burns thanks him by taking him on a whirlwind trip to Chicago on his private plane. Homer is smitten with the luxury jet and all the perks that come with it, including flying with song legend Lionel Richie, who serenades him with a customized version of "Say You, Say Me." After returning home, Homer makes it his mission to find a job that offers him the chance to fly on a corporate jet and enlists a life coach to help fulfill this dream...

Parker Peterman is a student at Zenith High School with super powers.

At school, Radioactive Man went to give a speech about radiation to the students. When showing off his powers, he irradiated a spider which bit Parker Peterman, making him feel sick. He attacked the school jock, Buck Curtis, claiming that Buck bullies him before he ran off home. At home, he refused to talk to his aunt and uncle before he mutated into a giant radioactive spider and destroyed the house. Radioactive Man arrived to stop him but ended up getting knocked aside. He then used his radiation vision on Parker which caused him to grow bigger.

Parker rampaged towards Zenith High School whilst the military mobilized to stop him. Radioactive Man convinced the general to let him deal with Parker...