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Luke Stetson is a teenager at the Lazy I Ranch.

When the Simpson family were at the Lazy I Ranch, Lisa hated how everyone acted towards animals and nature at the ranch. As Lisa was walking away from some ranchers, she almost stepped on a rattlesnake egg. However, Luke Stetson stopped her from doing so to protect the egg. Luke then showed Lisa to a pony that he would let her ride and asked Lisa to help put up "no hunting" and "free Tibet" signs, which won Lisa over.

Lisa started spending time with Luke as he showed her around the ranch and the area around it, which led to Marge growing concerned over how Lisa was spending so much time with a boy. As Luke was showing Lisa around, he told her that the ranchers were growing to respect animals and nature more than they previously had. However, after he told Lisa this, they came across a barrel of cow tongues, then saw Cookie about to kill a chicken. Luke took Lisa away from these and told her to look up at the clouds instead, which ended up looking like an axe killing a sheep...

Today is December 4.

On this day...

1932: Tommy Morgan, harmonicist, was born.
1964: Marisa Tomei, actress and guest star, was born.
1966: Fred Armisen, actor and guest star, was born.
1969: J. Stewart Burns, writer and producer, was born.
1990: The Simpsons Sing the Blues was released.
1992: The Simpsons appeared on Oprah.
1994: "Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy" aired for the first time.
2011: "The Ten-Per-Cent Solution" aired for the first time.
2012: The Complete Fifteenth Season was released on DVD in the USA.
2012: Fiscal Cliff aired for the first time.
2016: "The Last Traction Hero" aired for the first time.

"Dude, Where's My Ranch?" is the eighteenth episode of season 14 of The Simpsons and the three-hundred and ninth episode overall. It originally aired on April 27, 2003. The episode was written by Ian Maxtone-Graham and directed by Chris Clements. It guest stars David Byrne as himself, Jonathan Taylor Thomas as Luke Stetson and Andy Serkis as Cleanie.

Homer's song, "Everybody Hates Ned Flanders", becomes a hit in Springfield, but the family leaves Springfield to live a couple of weeks in a ranch to escape Homer's song.

Name: "Game Done Changed"
Date: December 4, 2022

Herod the Great was a Roman client king of Judea.

After the three wise men tell to King Herod that they are going to give gold, frankincense, and myrrh to the King of the Jews. When Herod thinks that the gifts are for him, the men explain to him that they're for the baby Jesus. Herod becomes angry and claims that he will kill the baby.

After Herod and his troops find the manger that they're staying in. They escape and trick the soldiers by putting Jesus' halo on a duck. On top of the hill, Joseph cuts down a pine tree, and as it rolls down, the soldier gets caught in it. The soldiers, along with Herod, are arranged like ornaments on the tree, and the duck, still wearing the halo, stands on top of the tree. Mary calls it a Christmas tree.

"Christmas in December. Wow, wow, wow. Give me tons of presents. Now, now, now."
―Homer Simpson singing^[src]

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