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Hans Sprungfeld, better known as Jebediah Obadiah Zachariah Jedediah Springfield is the purported historical founder of the town of Springfield.

Jebediah Springfield was born in Axhandle, Virginia, in 1774. His dream was to go west and explore the American frontier. When he was thirteen he left school and started to help his father at the farm, but discovered that he was allergic to soil. He then started to work in a shop that printed fishing almanacs and wrote his own pamphlets. He was hired by a mule skinner named Bucskin Calhoun and learned from him valuable lessons in wilderness survival, navigation and attire.

He later led a band of wagons from Maryland and headed westward with his partner Shelbyville Manhattan on a quest to find "New Sodom", after misinterpreting a passage of the Bible. They later parted over political differences; Manhattan wanted to found a town where people could marry their own cousins, while Springfield wanted a town devoted to chastity, abstinence, and a flavorless mush he called "root-marm". Manhattan went on to found the rival town of Shelbyville.

Despite Springfield's hero status in modern-day Springfield, many of his famed deeds have come into question under historical examination. On an expedition to Springfield's historic "Fort Springfield", Bart Simpson uncovered inconsistencies in the Jebediah legend, discovering he accomplished multiple heroic feats on the same day in different and far apart locations...

Today is June 2.

On this day...

1941: Stacy Keach, actor and guest star, was born.
1944: Marvin Hamlisch, composer and guest star, was born.
1970: B-Real, rapper and guest star, was born.
1973: Kevin Feige, film producer and guest star, was born.
1988: Awkwafina, actress and guest star, was born.
1990: Rex Harrison, actor and guest star, died.

"The Secret War of Lisa Simpson" is the twenty-fifth and final episode of season 8 of The Simpsons and the one-hundred and seventy-eighth episode overall. It originally aired on May 18, 1997. The episode was written by Richard Appel and directed by Mike B. Anderson. It guest stars Willem Dafoe as The Commandant.

After Bart destroys the windows in town with several megaphones, he is sent to military school. Lisa decides she wants to go and is determined to stick it out as the only girl at boot camp...

Name: Season 35
Date: Fall 2023

Ashlee Starling is a pop singer.

Ashlee Starling's song "Glitter" played at the Isotope Stadium during a baseball game. Due to all the teenage girls in the crowd putting up signs, Homer and Bart were unable to see the game. After they left, Kent Brockman interviewed Homer about Ashlee Starling, where Homer insulted her. Due to this, Ashlee Starling's fans, the Murmur Nation, started to harass Homer with pranks and glitter bombs. Lisa was among the fans who attacked Homer, along with Billy and Mackenzie.

Homer was then taken by people hired by Echo, a rival to Ashlee Starling, to Echo Studios. Echo told Homer that her fans, the Echolaliacs, would protect Homer from the Murmur Nation going forward. The Echolaliacs succeeded in stopping a prank by the Murmur Nation and Echo and Homer started to retaliate by attacking Ashlee Starling. During an awards show, Homer stole her award and ran off with it. When chaos started hitting Springfield due to the feud between the two pop stars, Marge was interviewed by Kent Brockman and said that she had listened to Ashlee Starling's songs and liked them. This led to her getting invited to dinner with Ashlee Starling...

"The wars of the future will not be fought on a battlefield or at sea. They will be fought in space, or possibly on top of a very tall mountain. In either case, most of the actual fighting will be done by small robots. And as you go forth today, remember always, your duty is clear: to build and maintain those robots. Thank you."
―The Commandant^[src]

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