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Tomacco, also spelt ToMacco, is a crop made by Homer. He created it when mixing tobacco and tomato seeds and using plutonium on the field to make them grow faster.

After leaving town due to a Southern colonel wanting to duel Homer, the Simpson family went to the Old Simpson Farm where Homer grew up. Homer decided to start the farm up again and live there for a while until the colonel left their house. After buying seeds of multiple crops, including tomatoes, tobacco, and gummy bears, Homer planted them and waited for them to grow. However, nothing grew on their farm, despite other nearby farms not having problems. Homer then placed a call to Lenny at the Nuclear Power Plant, who then mailed Homer some plutonium.

When Homer received the plutonium, he exposed the farm to it, causing it to glow a radioactive green. The family then went to sleep that night and woke up expecting to see huge crops on the farm. Homer was disappointed to find that there weren't any crops still and thought he was a failure. Lisa then noticed a sprout was growing, which excited Homer. Eventually the crops grew into what the family thought were ordinary tomatoes. However, when Bart took a bite out of one, he found that it tasted awful. Marge looked at the crop and realized that it was brown inside and Lisa worked out that it crossbred with the tobacco seeds. Despite hating the taste, Bart became addicted to the Tomacco and kept eating it...

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"E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)" is the fifth episode of season 11 of The Simpsons and the two-hundred and thirty-first episode overall. It originally aired on November 7, 1999. The episode was written by Ian Maxtone-Graham and directed by Bob Anderson. It guest stars The B-52s as the "Glove Slap" performers and Frank Welker as barnyard animals.

Homer begins challenging everyone around him to duels after seeing it happen in a film. Most people back down, until Homer meets an old-fashioned Colonel who takes him up on his dare. Unable to get out of the contest with the Colonel, Homer and his family flee to the country, where they become farmers. Farm life is difficult until Homer creates a new crop called Tomacco...

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Date: September 25, 2022

Colette was a debt collector and an associate of Kostas Becker. She was married to Seamus.

Colette, along with Seamus, tracked down and captured The Rich Texan for Becker. Becker then gave them the order to execute him, so they shot him to death. The two of them then worked on disposing of the body. Before they left Springfield, Becker realized that he had another debt to collect on in town, so he decided to stay and track down Ned Flanders. He sent Seamus and Colette to The Android's Dungeon to collect information on where Flanders might be. After Colette started destroying things in the store, Comic Book Guy told them that Ned regularly attended the First Church of Springfield.

As Colette and Seamus were heading to Ned's house to grab him, Seamus lost the Bible page with Ned's address on. As a result, they mistook Homer for Ned and captured him instead. They took Homer back to Kostas, who was annoyed that they got the wrong person. Seamus then made Homer watch Property Brothers, which was a show that Colette loved.

"Well, I'm not crazy about the plutonium or nicotine, but it is very nice to see Bart eating his vegetables."
―Marge Simpson, talking about Tomacco^[src]

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