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Jack Lassen is a former school teacher and current prison guard at the Springfield Penitentiary.

According to Lassen's Wiccapedia article, he was born in Maine to Julius and Marion Lassen. His ancestors moved from Maine during the Civil War in the 1860s. His parents also named him after Jack Kennedy, who they mistook for his brother Bobby.

Lassen became a teacher at Springfield Elementary after his name was selected at random by Gary Chalmers at the annual Dance of the Lemons. He was later sent to Principal Skinner's office by Myra who told him he could not smoke before he ate the cigarette and burned the match on his eye. Skinner spoke to Lassen about his prior school experience, including at Shelbyville Prep. After Skinner mentioned Lassen entering the public school system, Lassen said that how he got this scar before cutting a large gash into his face with a pocket knife. Skinner ended the evaluation of Lassen when he discovered he was left-handed. Soon after, Lassen entered the fourth grade classroom and wrote his name on the blackboard.

Nelson made fun of Lassen's name which infuriated him. Lassen also poked fun at Nelson even mentioning his mother, which led Nelson to cry. As this happened Milhouse researched Lassen on Wiccapedia, telling Bart that he served two tours in middle school and also to abort his planned prank on Lassen...

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Treehouse of Horror VI is the sixth episode of Season 7 and the sixth episode in the Treehouse of Horror series. It originally aired on October 29, 1995. It was written by Scary John Swartzwelder, Steve Tombkins and David²+S.²+Cohen² and was directed by Bedlam Bob Anderson.

In "Attack of the 50-Foot Eyesores": When Homer goes to Lard Lad Donuts to get a "Colossal Donut", he denounces their advertising when he realizes that the "colossal donuts" aren't very colossal. So, in revenge, he steals the Lard Lad mascot's metal donut...

In "Nightmare on Evergreen Terrace": Bart has a nightmare that Groundskeeper Willie tries to kill him (using the styles of Freddy Krueger). He is slashed with a rake, and the scratches are still on his body after he wakes up...

In "Homer3": When Homer desperately tries to avoid Patty and Selma during a visit, he hides behind a bookcase and stumbles upon a gateway to the third dimension...

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The Male Golem (also known as the Golem of Prague) was a Jewish Golem made of clay.

The Golem was created by a Jewish priest in the 17th century to defend the Jewish people against threats and oppression. He did whatever command was written on a scroll and placed into his mouth; one old request was "Kill the Tsar". Eventually, he ended up in the possession of Krusty the Clown.

Bart found the Golem when he was trying to find Krusty to complain about a Krusty alarm clock that spat acid. Krusty told Bart about what the Golem was capable of and how it worked, and Bart placed a note in the Golem's mouth, telling it to come to his house at midnight. It was then that Bart found out the true destructive power of the Golem when it arrived by smashing through a wall.

Bart also discovered that poor penmanship affected the Golem's response to commands when he gave it a command to "Kick Homer's balls" and the Golem kicked holes in the walls instead of kicking Homer in the crotch.

Bart used the Golem to take revenge on the school bullies and to kill Principal Skinner. Lisa, however, didn't think the Golem liked killing people and put a scroll saying "Speak" into its mouth...

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