- "He is a force bigger than mom and dad put together, and you owe Him big."
- ―Lisa[src]
God is the eternal, supreme being who created and preserves all things.
History[edit]
God's face shown in a picture
He once attempted to flood Springfield, but stopped when Reverend Lovejoy showed the Springfieldians that God was the path to good. God had two aides, Colonel Sanders and Buddha, although He was seen with Jesus in Heaven.[1]
God's voice appeared when Homer and Barney decided to join forces, and Homer said, "Not even God can stop us now!" After this, God replied, "Oh no?" and dried up all the snow.[2] It was also implied once that God had a tendency to cause train wrecks.[3]
Homer met God to say a word about family, but even though Heaven was a top-notch destination, Homer couldn't enjoy being in Heaven knowing that his family was suffering. God said that He understood about family suffering because His son lived on Earth once, but He didn't know what happened and He hadn't been the same since.
Because Homer rioted all the time he was in Heaven, God talked with Homer about the problem. Homer asked God to undo the rapture and wait another time to do it. God agreed, but Homer asked God to do something else when He'd undone the Apocalypse, where He must be shown at the Last Supper.[4]
When Steve Mobbs went to Heaven, he became God's boss and refused to give Him Christmas, His son's birthday, off.[5]
Non-canon[edit]
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God was also portrayed by Ned Flanders' hand.[6]
St. Peter was sitting on a couch with God in Heaven, discussing with Him who they could bring up. He and God listened to three stories and eventually decided to just allow anyone who was good up to Heaven.[7]
God sold Heaven to Google. He then started to regret it. He also thought that global warming might be real.[8]
The Simpsons Game[edit]
God served as the final boss to The Simpsons. He used previous enemies encountered as icons in a "Guitar Hero"/"Dance Dance Revolution" match, while the chosen song ("Rock You Like a Hurricane," by the Scorpions) played. As the whole family, you had to make them hit the notes at the correct time to break the game stations and defeat the minions He sent. The stations changed when they were broken. Each station was a parody of a popular video game console (i.e., Praystation was a parody of PlayStation and the I Am was a parody of the Wii).[9]
The Simpsons: Tapped Out[edit]
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Time
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Reward
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Requires
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Animated?
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| Go Skating
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10m
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 26,  7
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Simpsons' Skating Rink
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| Ignore Flanders' Prayers
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60m
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105, 26
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Flanders House
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| Overpay for Sex on the Beach
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4h
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260, 70
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Smooches on the Beach
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| Stay at the Swelldorado
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4h
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260, 70
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Swelldorado
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| Try to Win at Blackjack
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4h
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260, 70
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$ Casino
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Big $
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| Drink and Babysit
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4h
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260, 70
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The Boiled Potato
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Pub Daycare
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| Smite Indiscriminately
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4h
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260, 70
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Sins of Our Father Pt. 4
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| Attend Parenting Seminars
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4h
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260, 70
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Universal Panacea
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| Shop for Cider
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4h
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260, 70
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Mt. Swartzwelder Historic Cider Mill
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| Obtain Anxiety Medication
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6h
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350, 90
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Springfield Medical Center
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| Dance the Señor Burns
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8h
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420, 105
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Chez Guevara
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Señor Burns
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| Work His Day Job
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8h
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420, 105
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Sins of Our Father Pt. 1
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| Appear In A Burning Bush
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12h
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600, 150
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| Enjoy a Night at the Theater
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12h
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600, 150
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Springfield Playhouse
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| Complain About Electric Buzzing
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12h
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600, 150
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The Buzzing Sign Diner
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| Open Flood Gates of Heaven
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24h
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777,777, 225
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- In most of God's appearances in the various Simpsons media, his face is covered up (presumably deliberately). There were, however, two instances where his face was fully seen; in the opening of "Treehouse of Horror XVI", and in the frame Ned Flanders turns round in "Alone Again, Natura-Diddily".
- God has 5 fingers whereas other characters have 4.
Appearances[edit]
References[edit]
External links[edit]
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Wikisimpsons has a collection of images related to God.
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| Factfiles from Simpsons World the Ultimate Episode Guide: Seasons 1-20
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| Season 14
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| Rock Stars • Audrey McConnell, Third Grade Teacher • Dr. Velimirovic, Plastic Surgeon • Mitch Hartwell, the Reality Channel Producer • Junior (AKA Frank Grimes, Jr.) • Teacher of the Year Award Nominating Committee • Dexter Colt, Private Eye • The Mugger • Larry H. Lawyer, Jr. • Baby Stink-Breath • Booberella • Sara Sloane, Hollywood Movie Star • Cookie Kwan, Red Coat Realtor • Stark Richdale • Declan Desmond • Julio and Grady • Luke Stetson, Junior Wrangler • Suds McDuff, Spokesdog/Mascot for Duff Beer • Marriage Counselor • Jim Proudfoot • Don Castellaneta
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