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James Patterson

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This article is about the character. For the guest star, see James Patterson.
James Patterson
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Character Information
Gender:
Male ♂
Status:
Non-canon
Hair: Gray
Occupation: Author
First Appearance: "Yokel Chords"
Voiced by: Himself


James Patterson is an American author.

History[edit]

Marge dreamed that she was reading James Patterson's novel, Kiss the Girls, on a beach. In her dream, James Patterson showed up on a horse and asked her to join him so she could help him think of "nursery rhyme" titles for his thrillers. As she came up with one, Patterson said, "Marge, the real mystery is why we're still talking when I could be kissing your..." He was abruptly cut off, however, by Marge's alarm clock going off and waking her up.[1]

Marge was reading Bishop Takes Night by Patterson at the Springfield Women's Prison when she was told nobody touched the new James Patterson book before Solar read it. James Patterson's face was on the back cover of the book.[2]

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