Evil Longoria

Evil Longoria

Character Information

Gender:	Female ♀
Status:	Alive
Hair:	Orange
Occupation:	Roller derby skater
First appearance:	A Skate with Destiny!

Evil Longoria is a member of the Springfield Spitfires roller derby team.

History[edit]

When Marge tried out with the Springfield Spitfires, Evil Longoria told her that roller derby wasn't fun and that it was kill or be killed. During Marge's tryout, Evil Longoria sped past her.

Behind the Laughter[edit]

Evil Longoria is a reference to American actress Eva Longoria.

Appearances[edit]

Comic story – A Skate with Destiny!

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Evil Longoria

History[edit]

Behind the Laughter[edit]

Appearances[edit]

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