| "Dummies" Author
| Character Information
"Dummies" Author is the writer of the For Dummies book series.
Bart was looking at the Books for Dummies section at the Festival of Books in Springfield. After he started to read Moby Dick for Dummies he asked the author how he wrote all these books. He said that he didn't know, and started to walk away to the bank with a bag with a dollar sign on it.
Bart told the author that his hat is a bank and he started to empty the bag which had potato chips inside. Bart became confused by the potato chips but the author told him that he is rich now.