| Professor Hessler
| Character Information
Professor Hessler is a humanities professor at Springfield University.
Professor Hessler shares an office with Professor Frink, who she does not get along with. After Frink became the richest man in Springfield, Hessler was still snide to him, saying that he hadn't invested in deodorant. She then used Frink's four color pens to write "dork" on a piece of paper then asked if he could get a silencer for his nasal whistle. After this, Frink decided to leave his office, removing all of his possessions. However, Hessler could still hear his nasal whistle.
Ten days later, Frink returned to his old office, which annoyed Professor Hessler at first. Frink then told Hessler that losing a billion dollars meant nothing as long as he saw her again. The two of them then started to make out.