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The Book of Moe

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The Book of Moe
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Book Information
Publication date: April 7, 2008
Series: The Simpsons Library of Wisdom
Pages: 96
Genre: Comedy
Price: 800px-Flag of the United Kingdom.svg.png £7.99
Publisher: HarperCollins


The Book of Moe is the eighth book in The Simpsons Library of Wisdom series. It was released on April 7, 2008.

Description[edit]

"Moe Szylak, pug ugly purveyor at the local waterin' hole, has done it all from takin' his licks in the boxing ring to performin' backroom surgery. Get to know the man behind the apron strings, the misunderstood mixologist with the gold-plated heart, as he educates ya in dating essentials, like saying stuff that chicks want to hear and puttin' the moves on 'em to the right music, and how to make it through the holidays without putting a noose around your neck. Then there's some of the poems he wrote that got him one of them there writer awards, and cocktail napkin jokes that keep the rummies in his bar happy, and some of his signature (and watered down) drinks like the Moe-jito. Oh yeah, he also makes book on some bar bets; and tells how his acting career went in the toilet; and just in case ya thought he was all business, he tells all about his charity work and babysitting Maggie Simpson and other stuff that gets the ladies all hot and bothered (see the aforementioned dating essentials). Anyways it's all in this here book. No shirt, no shoes... no problem. Take a load off and tie one on with... The Book of Moe!"


Contents[edit]

The book contains the following sections:

  • Moe's Top 40
  • Moe's Bottom 40
  • A Day in the Life of Moe
  • Love-matic Grampa cartoons
  • Memories of Moe
  • Ask Moe
  • Thanks, Moe! Sober advice to the somewhat inebriated
  • Character Locations of:
    • Moe's Swingin' Bachelor Pad
    • Moe's Bachelor Refrigerator
    • Moe's Closet
    • Behind the Bar
    • The Moe-cedes Benz
  • Homer's map to a boys night out
  • Staring into the void
  • It Never Ends script
  • Poetry in Moe-tion
  • Perfect Dates, Perfect Moe-ments
  • ...Moe's Tried and Almost Successful Pickup Lines!

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