Don Brodka

"If I wanted smoke blown up my ass, I'd be at home with a pack of cigarettes and a short length of hose."

―Don Brodka

Don Brodka Artwork of Don Brodka from The Simpsons: Tapped Out

Character Information Gender: Male ♂ Status: Alive Hair: Gray Occupation: Try-N-Save security guard First appearance: "Marge Be Not Proud" Voiced by: Lawrence Tierney

Don Brodka is the store detective at Try-N-Save.

History

When Bart tried to steal Bonestorm from the Try-N-Save, Don Brodka caught him. Brodka told Bart to open his coat, because Bart was hiding the game in his coat. He then took Bart back into the store and to his office, passing by the store Santa Claus. In his office, Brodka showed Bart an educational film by Troy McClure about shoplifting, called Shoplifters BEWARE. Brodka then got annoyed at the video and shut it off. Bart told him that he would pay for the game, but Brodka didn't buy it and decided to call his parents instead. Homer and Marge weren't home so he left a message. He then let Bart leave, but not before telling he that he'd be spending Christmas in Juvie if he set foot in the store again. After Bart left, Brodka ate some cheese and crackers but struggled with it.

After this incident, Bart started imagining Don Brodka threatening him and seemed to become scared of him. When Marge told Bart that they were going to Try-N-Save to have a family photo taken, Bart tried his best to get out of it. However, he couldn't and went to the store again. As the family was having their photo taken, Bart was pulled out of frame by Don Brodka. Marge was convinced that Bart wasn't as a shoplifter, as Bart had erased the message, but then Brodka showed everyone in store a tape of Bart stealing the game, which disappointed Marge.

He is later seen laughing at Nelson along with many other residents of Springfield. During Trappuccino, he joined the angry mob that wanted Homer dead for dumping in Lake Springfield.

Description

Brodka is a heavy smoker and tends to confuse the Ten Commandments. Brodka is a veteran of the United States Marine Corps, as he is seen with a tattoo that reads "USMC" and has the eagle, globe and anchor emblem of the Corps. He is also seen in his office snacking on cheese & crackers in the small packages where the cheese spread comes with crackers ready-made with the spreading utensil. His favorite saying is: "If I wanted smoke blown up my ass, I'd be at home with a pack of cigarettes and a short length of hose". He appears to be gruff and doesn't take any excuses from people, sticking by his own rules. Whilst Don Brodka seems to like to make jokes, he doesn't appreciate people laughing at them and will shut them down for doing so.

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Don Brodka Image Cost Unlock method Unlocks with Unlock message 150 A Simpsons Christmas Special and Splash and Burn Premium Anchor Management 60 Abe's in Toyland Premium (Winter Wonderland Mystery Box) 1 Blargsgiving, Northward Bound, The Atom Smasher and Cold Turkey Gold Mystery Box Technical Information ID Groups Internal Name 213004 Adult, Premium Male, Premium Characters DonBrodka Taps Final Update Wave Cost Release 3 150 October 8, 2024 Permanent Tasks Task Time Reward Requires Quest with the task Animated? Go Skating 10m 26, 7 Simpsons' Skating Rink Obsessively Chew Gum 60m 105, 26 Anchor Management or Home Overpay for Sex on the Beach 4h 260, 70 Smooches on the Beach Stay at the Swelldorado 4h 260, 70 Swelldorado Try to Win at Blackjack 4h 260, 70 $ Casino Big $ Drink and Babysit 4h 260, 70 The Boiled Potato Pub Daycare Stakeout a Steak Dinner 4h 260, 70 Eatery Attend Parenting Seminars 4h 260, 70 Universal Panacea Shop for Cider 4h 260, 70 Mt. Swartzwelder Historic Cider Mill Obtain Anxiety Medication 6h 350, 90 Springfield Medical Center Dance the Señor Burns 8h 420, 105 Chez Guevara Señor Burns Check Surveillance Footage 8h 420, 105 Anchors Away Pt. 2 Struggle with the Weight of the World 12h 600, 150 Anchors Away Pt. 5 Enjoy a Night at the Theater 12h 600, 150 Springfield Playhouse Complain About Electric Buzzing 12h 600, 150 The Buzzing Sign Diner Enjoy Anti-Piracy Videos 24h 1,000, 225 Anchor Management or Home Buy Groceries at a Kindling Store 24h 1,000, 225 Kevin's Kindling

Appearances

• Episode – "Marge Be Not Proud"
• Episode – "22 Short Films About Springfield" (cameo)
• Episode – "Brake My Wife, Please" (cameo)
• – The Simpsons Movie (cameo)
• Episode – "Dark Knight Court" (cameo)
• Episode – "The Girl Code" (cameo)
• Episode – "Homer's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass" (opening sequence)
• Video game – The Simpsons: Tapped Out
• Book – Simpsons World the Ultimate Episode Guide: Seasons 1-20

References

The Simpsons: Tapped Out characters
A Simpsons Christmas Special Ms. Claws Angel Lisa Kathy from Personnel Circus Acrobat Deep Freeze Don Brodka Young Barney The Ghost of Christmas Past Young Grampa Simpson Young Artie Ziff Mrs. Claus Lee Carvallo Jim Hope Young Marge
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