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Rabid Beaver

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"Rabid Beaver"
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Song Information
Singers: Josh Groban
Characters: Professor Frink
Length: 0:36
Writer(s): Music: Bleeding Fingers Music
Lyrics: Jeff Martin and Jenna Martin
Appearance(s): "I'm Just a Girl Who Can't Say D'oh"

"Rabid Beaver" is a song from the musical Bloody, Bloody Jebediah.


And now I have a raging fever.
Bitten by a rabid beaver.
I didn't fight for equal rights.
I wish I'd done more for non-whites.
But no more time for Jebediah.
All that's left to do...
Is Die-a.