- "I love Lisa Simpson, and when I grow up I'm going to marry her!"
- ―Ralph Wiggum
| "I Love Lisa"
| Episode Information
"I Love Lisa" is the fifteenth episode of season 4 of The Simpsons and the seventy-fourth episode overall. It originally aired on February 18, 1993. The episode was written by Frank Mula and directed by Wesley Archer.
- "On Valentine's Day, Lisa takes pity on Ralph and gives him a valentine when she sees he hasn't received any. But Ralph reads too much into Lisa's gesture and, much to Lisa's dismay, relentlessly pursues her."
On Valentine's Day in Springfield, Lisa's class begins constructing paper mailboxes for all of the cards they are about to receive. When Ralph gets no card and begins to cry, Lisa hastily gives him a card out of sympathy. Ralph immediately cheers up, and develops a romantic interest in his classmate.
Ralph begins to annoy Lisa at every turn, following her home and discussing his medical maladies. Lisa tries to escape the situation, but Ralph uses his position as the police chief's son to get her tickets to Krusty's upcoming 29th Anniversary Special, as well as a leading part for himself in a President's Day Pageant in which Lisa also stars. In a dramatic upset, Ralph received the role of George Washington in a segment about that president's life, beating out an obviously more talented classmate named Rex, who complains to no avail. Conveniently, Lisa, as Martha Washington, will be Ralph's "wife." While claiming to Rex the casting was fair, Miss Hoover opens and closes the window shade as a signal revealing Chief Wiggum had blackmailed her with a "boot" placed on her car.
"You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half."
having convinced Lisa nothing can go wrong at Krusty's show, Lisa and Ralph go together. When Lisa asked how Chief Wiggum managed to get tickets for the 29th Anniversary Special, Wiggum responds with "Krusty knows how to play ball", implying he got the tickets as a result of a bribe from Krusty after the latter was busted inside of a porno movie theater. On live air, Krusty begins interviewing audience members, and Ralph takes the opportunity to declare Lisa is the love of his life and he intends to marry her. Lisa finally loses her temper and angrily tells Ralph they are not boyfriend and girlfriend, she never liked him, and the only reason she gave him a valentine was because she felt sorry for him.
Ralph is humiliated and hurt, and Lisa soon regrets her actions, particularly after Bart replays the incident on videotape, pinpointing the exact moment where Ralph's heart breaks. Ralph bemoans his situation to his father, but the only way Chief Wiggum can respond is to break out Homer's tail light after a traffic stop. However, Chief Wiggum is quickly at a loss when Homer says one day honest citizens will rise up against corrupt cops.
The night of the President's Day Pageant finally arrives. Bart cuts up as usual, making up his butt to look like Richard Nixon, then mooning the other students in the play. One group of students sings about the lesser-known U.S. Presidents, and Bart
plays John Wilkes Booth assassinating Abraham Lincoln
(played by Milhouse
). Bart, however, is still in prank mode, and models his performance on The Terminator
rather than on the real Wilkes Booth ("Hasta la vista, Abey!"). The main feature is a re-telling of George Washington's life story, and, surprisingly, Ralph proves to be a very good actor in the role of George Washington, inspiring the school bullies to study American history. (Rex, ironically, ends up playing George Washington's servant, and has just one speaking line.) Ralph's performance even moves Groundskeeper Willie
to tears. The play ends with an animatronic Mount Rushmore singing "From sea to shining sea."
Afterward, Ralph signs autographs and greets well-wishers. Lisa also approaches, and gives him a new card, reading "Let's bee [be] friends." Ralph accepts the offer. Chief Wiggum watches his son and Lisa sitting together on the swings over the music of the Monster Mash.
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