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Personalized Talking Astrolabe

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The Personalized Talking Astrolabe

The Personalized Talking Astrolabe is a clock-like gadget that has a lot of features.


Homer sees this in the shop Things Unnecessary and decides that he wants it. He buys it for himself for $500, the budget for the Christmas tree. After the family found out Homer was so selfish, it told him that it was not returnable. It then tests its smoke alarm for three hours. After Homer steals all the presents from people, Snake steals the Astrolabe, still wrapped up, and runs off with it.


  • Comes with a notepad and pen that work upside down.
  • Predict the positions of the sun, moon and stars.
  • Determine local time when given a local longitude and vice versa.
  • Remind you it's non-returnable.
  • Database of all countries' main exports.
  • Three hour smoke alarm test.
  • Tells you celebrity birthdays. (Margaret Cho and others)


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The Simpsons: Tapped Out[edit]

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Personalized Talking Astrolabe
Image Cost Reward Sell price Conformity increase Availability Unique? Dimensions - D x W
TSTO Personalized Talking Astrolabe.png Donut Tapped Out.png50 XP.png50 Tapped Out Cross.png Vanity +200 A Simpsons Christmas Special and Abe's in Toyland
Tapped Out Tick.png 2 x 2
Santa's Wonderland Ticket.png1 Clash of Creeds: Christmas Royale
Santa's Wonderland
Gift Card.png1 Holiday Whodunnit
Last Minute Gifts
Internal Name Tiles ID
PersonalizedTalkingAstrolabe Grass, Pavement, Boardwalk Section, Ornate Pier Section, Dirt, Sand, Krustyland Road 213515

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The voice of the Astrolabe is Hank Azaria.