Esme Delacroix

Esme Delacroix

Character Information Gender: Female ♀ Status: Alive Hair: Black Occupation: Author First Appearance: "Diatribe of a Mad Housewife" Voiced by: Tress MacNeille

Esme Delacroix is an author and publisher of romance novels.

History

Delacroix took a course at Yale University.

When the Simpsons went to Bookaccino's, Marge saw Esme Delacroix there. She was reading her book, To Kiss a Scoundrel to various people. Inspired by her, Marge decided to start writing a book herself. Later, Marge sent her book, The Harpooned Heart, to Esme to get her feedback on. Esme told Marge that it was the best book her assistant had ever summarized to her. She then helped Marge get endorsements from famous writers.

Full works

• "A" is for Scoundrel
• A Scoundrel in Araby
• El Scoundrelo
• I, Scoundrel
• Olympic Scoundrel
• Return to Scoundrel Island
• The Secret of Scoundrel Cove
• Senator Scoundrel
• Scoundrel Comes Calling
• Scoundrel Goes West
• Scoundrel in Scarlett
• Scoundrel Redux
• Scoundrel vs. Hitler
• To Hug a Scoundrel
• To Kiss a Scoundrel
• Whither My Scoundrel?

Appearances

• Episode – "Diatribe of a Mad Housewife"

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