- This article is about the character. For the guest star, see Michelle Kwan.
| Michelle Kwan
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Michelle Kwan is a figure skater.
Michelle Kwan was one of the athletes who signed up to Homer Simpson's Showboating Academy. Milhouse told Kwan that she was his hero. When Kwan then responded that Milhouse reminded her of a young Dorothy Hamill, Milhouse got shocked because he didn't know Kwan could speak. In a montage for Jock Center, Kwan received an 5.9 from a judge rather than a 6.0. She then attacked the judge with her skates, causing the blood to give the number 6.0. During Homer's Super Bowl half-time show, Kwan was helping to move the arc with the other athletes. Warren Sapp asked Kwan if she had a boyfriend, to which Kwan responded that she didn't in the arc.
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She was seen in a line with the best people on earth heading into a rocket to Mars.