- This article is about the character. For the guest star, see David Ortiz.
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| David Ortiz
| Character Information
David Ortiz is a Dominican-American former baseball player and sportscaster.
When Kevin Burkhardt announced that they got Milhouse as a guest, David Ortiz shook his head. He told Milhouse to quit crying. After Milhouse got hit by the ball and knocked unconscious, he told Milhouse that he got first base. When they all realized Milhouse wasn't moving, they all ran.