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Cookie Kwan

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"Stay off the west side!"
Cookie Kwan
Cookie Kwan.png
Artwork of Cookie Kwan from The Simpsons: Tapped Out
Character Information
Female ♀
Hair: Black
Occupation: Realtor
Relatives: Son: Unnamed
Cousin: Nookie Kwan
First Appearance: "Realty Bites"
Voiced by: Tress MacNeille

Cookie Kwan is a Springfield realtor, the "number one on the west side". She has a stereotypical Asian accent.


She is very aggressive towards anyone whom she deems a threat to her business, as she once warned Marge to "stay off the West Side!" and said to Gil "Were you talking about the West Side?", to which he responds "No, Cookie, I swear! I'm-I'm scared of you!"[1]

Cookie is friends with Rainier Wolfcastle, Duffman and Miss Springfield.[2]


Cookie went to Camp Land-A-Man with Marge, Helen Lovejoy, Luann Van Houten, Patty and Selma when she was a child. Marge had a date with Homer, but he wasn't present, so Marge went out of the camp. Cookie told everyone at the camp about it and that Marge was pregnant.[3]

Both Cookie and Lindsay Naegle often look for a man. She once offered Homer to move to her house.[4] She once had a relation with Mayor Quimby and they had a son, but Quimby gave him to one of his bodyguards, so she was one of the 37 woman filing paternity suits against Quimby.[5] She and Lindsey Naegle were seen with Rainier Wolfcastle in a hot tub.[6] She got together with Otto during "Grown-up Halloween".[7] Cookie slept with Professor Frink then introduced him to her cousin, Nookie Kwan.[8] She once had a conjugal visit with Kirk Van Houten.[9]

She rented Homer the apartment he stayed in in Waverly Hills.[10]


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Cookie Kwan
Image Cost Unlock method Unlock message
Cookie Kwan.png FREE Springfield Heights
Level 30, Red Blazer Realty
Springfield Heights Pt. 2
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