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| Noah Webster
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Noah Webster was an American author, lexicographer, and politician.
On the graduation ceremony day at Hellroads school in Hell, the faculty members read out a prepared speech, stating that Webster defines success before pointing out chained-up Noah Webster in the crowd. After Webster asked why he was there, the reply "You changed the "R-E" to "E-R" in "theater," I hate that!" was given.