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Bart Simpson's Guide to Life

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Bart Simpson's Guide to Life
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Book Information
Author: Many
Genre: Self-help
Publisher: HarperCollins
Published: 1993


Bart Simpson's Guide to Life (full title: Bart Simpson's Guide to Life: A Wee Handbook for the Perplexed) is a satirical self-help book. The book is meant to give helpful tips and advice on how to cope with life, as experienced by Bart Simpson.

Description[edit]

"Starved for the whole truth, man? Take a bite out of this bitsy but beefy package, brimming with flavorized morsels of wit, wisdom, and worldly knowledge brought to you by the one and only Bartholomew J. Simpson ~ get the hard-knocks facts of life from the guy who's seen it all, heard it all, done it all ~ and denies it all."


Contents[edit]

  • Introduction
  • School
  • Food
  • Health & Fitness
  • Work & Money
  • After Hours
  • Parents
  • Art & Culture
  • Science
  • Language & Communication
  • Animals
  • Sex
  • Psychology
  • Law & Order
  • Xmas
  • Strange Facts
  • Religion
  • Conclusion
  • Index