Bart Simpson's Guide to Life

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Bart Simpson's Guide to Life

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Publication date:	1993
Genre:	Self-help
Price:	$12.95 $18.00
Publisher:	HarperCollins

Bart Simpson's Guide to Life (full title: Bart Simpson's Guide to Life: A Wee Handbook for the Perplexed) is a satirical self-help book. It was originally released in 1993.

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"Starved for the whole truth, man? Take a bite out of this bitsy but beefy package, brimming with flavorized morsels of wit, wisdom, and worldly knowledge brought to you by the one and only Bartholomew J. Simpson ~ get the hard-knocks facts of life from the guy who's seen it all, heard it all, done it all ~ and denies it all."

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Introduction
School
- Forgery!
- Last-Minute Show & Tell Ideas
- Your Playful Guide to Playground Playmates
- How To Do a Book Report
- Annoying Questions to Ask Your Teacher
- Bart's Handy-Dandy Guide to... Cheating
Food
- Table Manners
- The Four Food Groups
- The Food Pyramid Bartering Guide
- Mealtime Fun!
- Fun Food Facts
- Yet Even More Food Fun!
- The Donut
- Homer's Dozen-Donut-A-Day Diet
Health & Fitness
- The Human Body Explained
- Dr. Bart's Miracle Cures
- The Fine Art of Bathing
- So You've Got Cooties
- Beauty Secrets
Work & Money
- 25 Cool Things to Be When You Grow Up!
- 25 Things Not to Be When You Grow Up!
- Bart Simpson's E-Z-Does-It Guide to Work and How to Avoid It at All Costs
- Fast Cash
- How to Get the Money You Deserve
- The Art of the Deal
After Hourz
- My Dream Bedroom by Bartholomew J. Simpson
- My Dream Bedroom by Lisa Simpson
- How to Stay Up Past Your Bedtime
- Your Dreams and What They Are Trying to Tell You
Parents
- What Parents Think
- Lies Your Parents Tell You
- How to Drive Your Parents Nuts
Art & Culture
- Museum Etiquette
- How to Be a Poetic Genius
- How to Be a Poetic Genius Part II
- 7 Wonders of the World
Science
- Bart Laws
- The Science of Technical Nameology
- The Tree of Life
- Last-Minute Science Experiments
Language & Communication
- Secret Languages
- Sometimes Actions Speak Louder Than Words
- How to Be a Transcontinental Troublemaker
Animals
- The 9 Types of Doggies
- The Ultimate Dream Pet
- Animal Brain Twisters
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- Grade-School Romance
- Bart and Lisa's Top 10 Reconceived Notions About Girls and Boys
- Babies: Where From They Come?
Psychology
- Body Language
- Honest-To-Good Phobias
- Putting Your Phobias to Work for You!
- The 3 Types of Brains
Law & Order
- Tried-and-Kinda-True Responses to Get You Out of Any Fight!
- Lionel Hutz's College of Litigation
- Real Laws of the Land Man!
Xmas
- Is Santa Real?
- The Ultimate Christmas Eve Trap
- The 12 Days of Xmas
- Sing-Along with Bart-O-Claus!
- Last-Minute Xmas Gifts for Under 5 Bucks
Strange Facts
- Bart Simpson's Weird Mysteries of the Universe Even I Can't Explain
- Homer Simpson's How Cum Zit?
- The Wonderful World of Monsters
- Monsters Made Simple
- Aliens They Walk Among Us!
- Alien Behavior
Religion
- 7 Deadly Sins
- Zesty Prayers... for Any and All Occasions!
- Annoying Questions to Ask Your Sunday School Teacher
- Even More... Annoying Questions to Ask Your Sunday School Teacher
- Heaven vs. Hell Which Is Better?
Conclusion
- Other Uses for this Book
Index

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v • d • e • h Annuals
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v • d • e • h HarperCollins
Bart Simpson's Guide to Life • Greetings from the Simpsons (1990) • Greetings from the Simpsons (2007) • Making Faces with The Simpsons: A Book of Masks • The Simpsons Guide to Springfield • The Simpsons Handbook • The Simpsons Rainy Day Fun Book • The Simpsons Fun in the Sun Book • The Simpsons Ultra-Jumbo Rain-or-Shine Fun Book • The Simpsons Uncensored Family Album • Simpsons World the Ultimate Episode Guide: Seasons 1-20 • The Simpsons Xmas Book

v • d • e • h Magic series
The Simpsons Magic Felt Tip Fun Book • The Simpsons Magic Paint and Colour Book • The Simpsons Magic Sticker Fun Book • The Simpsons Magic Trace and Colour Book

v • d • e • h Maggie Simpson series
Maggie Simpson's Alphabet Book • Maggie Simpson's Book of Animals • Maggie Simpson's Book of Colors and Shapes • Maggie Simpson's Counting Book

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The Simpsons: A Complete Guide to Our Favorite Family • The Simpsons Forever! • The Simpsons Beyond Forever! • The Simpsons: One Step Beyond Forever! • The Ultimate Simpsons in a Big Ol' Box

v • d • e • h The Simpsons Library of Wisdom
The Bart Book • The Book of Moe • Chief Wiggum's Book of Crime and Punishment • Comic Book Guy's Book of Pop Culture • Flanders' Book of Faith • The Homer Book • The Krusty Book • The Lisa Book • The Marge Book • The Ralph Wiggum Book

v • d • e • h Vault of Simpsonology
Bart Simpson's Manual of Mischief • Homer Simpson's Little Book of Laziness • C. Montgomery Burns' Handbook of World Domination • Lisa Simpson's Guide to Geek Chic • Grampa Simpson's Guide to Aging • Bartman: The Hero's Handbook

v • d • e • h Other
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