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Retirement Castle of the Vampires

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Retirement Castle of the Vampires
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Comic Story information
Released: September 2016
Comic series: Bart Simpson's Treehouse of Horror
Pages: 12
Written by: James W. Bates


Retirement Castle of the Vampires is a story featured in The Simpsons' Treehouse of Horror #22.

Synopsis[edit]

"Bongo invites everyone to visit the Retirement Castle of the Vampires! Really ... even your older, bloodsucking relatives need some attention. (Visiting hours are from 9 to 6.)"


Plot[edit]

Homer and Bart are dropping Grampa Simpson at Springfield Retirement Castle but he are scary for go inside so Bart following him. Grampa is be amazed at everyone is happy and dancing fast the time is almost midnight. They find out that they have an old new nurse, Nurse Yorga. Yorga offers all the old folks a drinking and Grampa discovers that is blood, and Bart realize that Yorga is a vampire when she orders two hundred pints of blood from Springfield Blood Bank. Abraham does not believe him but discovers then Yorga is not reflection in a bedpan. Bart discovers then the old folks are flying and has been bitten in the neck. The old men are afraid of Abraham after it turns out that he had a garlic necklace. Bart and Abraham are soon chased by the old folks are they realized that they managed the garlic if they work together. Grampa is about to be bitten but distracts Agnes Skinner with Bingo so Bart can kill her by putting a piece of wood through her body. Abraham and Bart are soon captured but Homer coming then and asking where the donuts if, whom he usually see when he donates blood. Homer are not letting the old folks take his father so he offers them to take his blood instead but the old folks thinks he has to high cholesterol. Yorga are thirsty and I ignore there warning but when she bites him,she die, the old folks starting to smelt because the sun arrives when Yorga tearing down the curtains. Homer has become vampire and is fast in the retirement home with Grampa which made him unhappy. Bart have then an idea which gets him into better mood, a donut filled with blood.

Reprints[edit]

Comic issue Release date Country
The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror Ominous Omnibus Vol. 2: Deadtime Stories for Boos & Ghouls August 1, 2023 Flag of the United States.png


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