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Rachel Jordan

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Rachel Jordan
Rachel Jordan.png
Artwork of Rachel Jordan from The Simpsons: Tapped Out
Character Information
Female ♀
Hair: Brown
Occupation: Singer
First Appearance: "Alone Again, Natura-Diddily"
Voiced by: Shawn Colvin

Rachel Jordan is the lead singer of Kovenant, a Christian rock band.


Early life[edit]

In the lyrics of the song "He's the Man", Rachel Jordan sings about her life. Rachel was drunk in a sleazy motel, where she was thinking about the wrong turns she had made in her life. She then opened the dresser drawer to get another bottle of alcohol but found the Bible instead, which changed her life.[1]

Current life[edit]

After Maude Flanders died, Ned didn't want to go to church. However, he regretted this decision and arrived at the church late. As he walked in, he heard rock music playing and found that Rachel Jordan was singing "He's the Man" to the congregation. Ned became smitten with her and the song. After the service, Ned helped Rachel pack the Kovenant van and they got to know each other. Rachel asked Ned if he wanted to get a coffee with her, but Ned told her that he wasn't ready yet. Rachel Jordan then left to go on tour but told Ned that they could meet up again when she got back.[1]

They meet again at the church's ice cream festival, in which Ned offered Rachel to stay in his house, but she leaves briefly after Ned attempted to mold her in the image of his deceased wife Maude by cutting her hair to look like that of Maude's.[2] She returns to see Ned's amusement park Praiseland and Ned accepts to explain to her why it was closed on a date with her.

During Trappuccino, she was part of the mob that was after Homer for polluting Lake Springfield and placing the town under the dome.[3]


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The Simpsons: Tapped Out[edit]

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Rachel Jordan
Image Cost Unlock method Unlock message
Rachel Jordan.png Donut Tapped Out.png185 Homerpalooza, Love, Springfieldian Style and Flanders Family Reunion
Premium (Praiseland Promotion)
Rachel Jordan Unlock.png
Donut Tapped Out.png80 Itchy & Scratchy Land
Premium (Summer Concert Mystery Box; Praiseland Promotion)
Holiday 2020 Mystery Box Token.png1 Clash of Creeds: Christmas Royale
Holiday 2020 Mystery Box (Praiseland Promotion)