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Warrior statue

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"Greeting sky-haired sun mother"
―warrior statue[src]
Warrior statue
Warrior Statue.png
Character Information
Male ♂
First Appearance: "Lost Verizon"
Voiced by: Harry Shearer

The warrior statue was a statue in Machu Picchu that taught Marge a lesson.


After falling asleep, Marge dreamed that the statue came alive and told her not to be overprotective to Bart. He also taught that walls that keep out danger keep out knowledge. He sold his business a few years ago and misses talking to people.