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Black-Eyed, Please

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Season 24 Episode
522 "Gorgeous Grampa"
"Black-Eyed, Please"
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"Black-Eyed, Please"
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Episode Information
Episode number: 523
Season number: S24 E15
Production code: RABF09
Original airdate: March 10, 2013
Title screen: King Homer climbs the Empire State Building and grabs the three-eyed crow as it flies by
Billboard gag: Cletus' Road Kill Diner: It's Fender-pickin' Good!
Chalkboard gag: I'm sorry I broke the blackboard. (Bart is writing with a black marker on a whiteboard)
Couch gag: Noir
Guest star(s): Tina Fey as Ms. Cantwell
Richard Dawkins as himself
Showrunner: Al Jean
Written by: John Frink
Directed by: Matthew Schofield

"Black-Eyed, Please" is the fifteenth episode of season 24 of The Simpsons and the five-hundred and twenty-third episode overall. It originally aired on March 10, 2013. The episode was written by John Frink and directed by Matthew Schofield. It guest stars Tina Fey as Ms. Cantwell and Richard Dawkins as himself.


"Lisa's new substitute teacher takes an instant dislike to her, bullying her for seemingly no reason whatsoever; after he impetuously punches Homer when his parents prefer his company over his, Ned desperately tries to make amends."

International airdates[edit]

Country Date Channel Note
Hispanic America.gif Latin America June 30, 2013 Fox Latin America
800px-Flag of the United Kingdom.svg.png United Kingdom November 17, 2013; 7pm Sky1 Gathered 570,000 viewers
Spain flag.png Spain January 6, 2015 Antena 3

Promotional images[edit]


This episode gathered 4.87 million viewers and 2.2 million 18-49s.[1]


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