| "Black-Eyed, Please"
| Episode Information
"Black-Eyed, Please" is the fifteenth episode of season 24 of The Simpsons and the five-hundred and twenty-third episode overall. It originally aired on March 10, 2013. The episode was written by John Frink and directed by Matthew Schofield. It guest stars Tina Fey as Ms. Cantwell and Richard Dawkins as himself.
- "Lisa's new substitute teacher takes an instant dislike to her, bullying her for seemingly no reason whatsoever; after he impetuously punches Homer when his parents prefer his company over his, Ned desperately tries to make amends."
This episode gathered 4.87 million viewers and 2.2 million 18-49s.