Headmaster Greystash

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Headmaster Greystash
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Character Information
Male ♂
Fictional deceased
Hair: Gray
Occupation: Headmaster of Wizard school
First Appearance: "The Haw-Hawed Couple"
Voiced by: Dan Castellaneta

Headmaster Greystash is a deceased headmaster in the Angelica Button series by T. R. Francis.


Greystash's defining feature is his impressive mustache, several feet long on each end and endowed with special powers. When Homer skipped to the end of the final book and discovered Greystash was killed by an evil wizard, he invents a happier ending for Lisa. In this new ending, Greystash downs a can of spinach, granting his mustache powerful muscles. The evil wizard is clobbered to death, and Greystash saves the day.

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