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This article is about the sarcastic clerk. For the Renaissance painter, see Raphael (Flanders' Book of Faith).
Wise Guy.png
Artwork of Wise Guy from The Simpsons: Tapped Out
Character Information
Male ♂
Alias(es): The mustache man who has every job
Hair: Gray
Occupation: Various
First appearance: "The Way We Was"
Voiced by: Hank Azaria

Raphael (also commonly known as the Sarcastic Clerk, Wise Guy, Middle-Aged Man or Poison Man[1]), is a man with a sarcastic outlook on life. He is always seen having different jobs. Sideshow Bob identifies his first name as Raphael[2] He used to have a bird as a pet, Raymond Bird, which Bart and Lisa took care of until it died.[3]


He has held numerous jobs in Springfield including: garage owner,[4] mail man, taxi driver,[5] gun salesman,[6] Noiseland Video Arcade proprietor and various shop clerks and handymen. He was also seen as a money changer in the First Church of Springfield after it had it's makeover.[7] He brought an ice resurfacer for Bart to freeze the school's floor.[8] He used to work for Waverly Hills's city hall.[9] He was also a repo-man, of which when he "accidentally" hurts Milhouse, he says "Ha ha! I love this job!".[10] He was also a ChoreMonkey.[11]


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Wise Guy
Image Cost Unlock method Unlocks with Unlock message
Wise Guy.png Cash.png325,000 Level 60
Card Handy Pt. 1
Googolplex You've put a lot of effort in to get me. Congratulations! You're a real winner!
Technical Information ID Groups Internal Name
150000 Regular Characters, Regular Male, Adult, Pessimist, Entrepreneur, Normal Springfielders WiseGuy

Behind the Laughter[edit]

Hank Azaria based the voice on Charles Bronson.[12]

Simpsons World the Ultimate Episode Guide: Seasons 1-20's "Who Does What Voice" section incorrectly refers to Raphael as "Raoul".


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