- Sideshow Mel redirects here. For the chocolate, see Sideshow Mel (chocolate)
- "Lisa, applause is an addiction, like heroin - or checking your e-mail."
- ―Sideshow Mel[src]
| Melvin Van Horne
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Melvin Van Horne, better known as Sideshow Mel, is Krusty's sidekick on The Krusty the Clown Show.
When not in character, Mel speaks in a grandiose/posh Shakespearean accent and owns poodles.
Biography[edit]
Mel joined the cast of The Krusty the Clown Show to replace Sideshow Bob, who was sent to prison for attempting to frame Krusty for armed robbery the previous month. It seems that Krusty unceremoniously replaced Bob with someone even stranger-looking than he was.
Sideshow Mel uses a slide whistle to communicate on camera. When not in character, Mel speaks in a grandiose British/Shakespearean accent and owns poodles. His main accomplishment so far has been successfully removing Waylon Smithers, Jr. from suspicion of having shot Mr. Burns.[4] Off-screen, Mel is generally very eloquent, educated, poetic and intelligent, with a beautiful singing voice-it is implied that, as with Sideshow Bob before him, his true talents are wasted on Krusty's show. When Lisa Simpson won the "Entertainer of the Year Award"; it was revealed that Melvin also won the award previously for his portrayal of Biff in Death of a Salesman, but his desire to keep his stardom eventually led him to become the sidekick he is today.[5] He was once forced to conduct an orchestra of kazoo-playing monkeys. When he pleaded with Krusty to not force him to do it, Krusty simply shouted at him to "shut up and conduct!"
Religion and Education[edit]
Little is known about Mel. He is a Cornell University graduate and an Atheist (though he is occasionally seen at the Presbylutheran church). It is also shown that Mel could be a recovering alcoholic as he had attended several Alcoholic Anonymous meetings.
Aside from the bone, Mel has curly green hair in a sort of beehive-like style similar to Marge's only shorter and rounded at the top,his hair also appears to be "fashioned/poised/set" in an upward position because it seems to sit atop his head showing that he has no sideburns or even a hair "tail". Mel perpetually wears a bone in his hair which may or may not be permanently affixed. He once warned Lisa Simpson not to use a bone to try and get gum out of her hair, as he did and it became permanently stuck there.[6] However, he was once seen removing the bone and using it as a weapon during a duel. When Springfield was trapped under a dome by the EPA, he was also seen removing the bone and whacking it at the dome.[7] Bart also took the bone out of his hair pranking Martin Prince. He indicated that he could feel meteorological conditions in the bone, such as incoming storms.[8] Before he got his bone, Mel was famous in both London and Hollywood and was able to comb his hair.
Disabilities[edit]
Bart Simpson found out that Mel is lactose-intolerant. Krusty once poured liquid nitrogen down Mel's pants and cracked his buttocks with a hammer.
He may be married to or living with a woman named Barbara with whom he wished to purchase a house from Marge Simpson.[9] Mel once complained that Barbara no longer pleasured him with the French Arts.[10] Mel also has a son (that looks exactly like him but has no bone in his hair) who's name was/is never mentioned directly or indirectly. Mel's last name of Van Horne may suggest his family is of Dutch/Afrikaner origin.
Krusty reveals to Mel that he has been secretly dating Mel's wife, and that he wants to dump her after 11 years since the thrill is gone.[11]
Despite being married he has been seen with Lindsey Naegle[12], Princess Kashmir[13] and Ruth Powers.[14]
Other jobs[edit]
After Krusty's show was cancelled following the rise of Gabbo, Mel worked at a taco stand where he initially refused Krusty's pleas to return to his show.[15]
He was the jury foreman for the Mona Simpson trial. The jury was sequestered at a Quality Inn which "more than lived up to its name." [16]
Mel once sat in as a guest soloist with the Spuckler Family Band, playing his slide whistle.[17]
Non-canon[edit]
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The Simpsons Game[edit]
In "The Simpsons Game" Sideshow Mel is a security guard at Springfield Museum and serves as an enemy in "Bartman Begins". He is also one of the previous enemies sent by God in "Dance Dance Revolution".
The Simpsons: Tapped Out[edit]
Sideshow Mel[edit]
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| Permanent Tasks
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| Task
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Time
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Reward
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Requires
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Quest with the task
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Animated?
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| Go Skating
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10m
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 26,  7
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Simpsons' Skating Rink
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| Blast from the Cannon
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30m
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60, 15
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Cannon
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The Human Cannon Ball
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| Go for Rehearsals
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60m
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105, 26
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Krustylu Studios
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Krusty's Sidekick
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| Attend Mensa Meeting
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3h
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200, 55
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Gazebo
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| Visit Jake's Unisex Hair Palace
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4h
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260, 70
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Jake's Unisex Hair Palace
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| Overpay for Sex on the Beach
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4h
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260, 70
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Smooches on the Beach
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| Stay at the Swelldorado
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4h
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260, 70
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Swelldorado
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| Try to Win at Blackjack
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4h
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260, 70
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$ Casino
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| Drink and Babysit
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4h
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260, 70
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The Boiled Potato
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| Attend Parenting Seminars
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4h
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260, 70
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Universal Panacea
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| Drive the Sleigh
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4h
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260, 70
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Sideshow Mel Sleigh
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| Juggle
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8h
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420, 105
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Death of a Salesman
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| Dance the Señor Burns
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8h
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420, 105
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Chez Guevara
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| Entertain Inmates
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12h
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600, 150
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Springfield Penitentiary
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| De-bone the Hair
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24h
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1,000, 225
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Taking the Bone
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| Permanent Tasks
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| Task
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Time
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Reward
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Requires
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Quest with the task
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Animated?
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| Go Skating
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10m
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26, 7
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Simpsons' Skating Rink
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| Put on a Play
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60m
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105, 26
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Melric's Melnibones
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| Overpay for Sex on the Beach
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4h
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260, 70
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Smooches on the Beach
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| Stay at the Swelldorado
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4h
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260, 70
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Swelldorado
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| Try to Win at Blackjack
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4h
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260, 70
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$ Casino
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| Drink and Babysit
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4h
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260, 70
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The Boiled Potato
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| Attend Parenting Seminars
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4h
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260, 70
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Universal Panacea
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| Playfight
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4h
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260, 70
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| Dance the Señor Burns
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8h
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420, 105
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Chez Guevara
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| Pose for Pictures
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8h
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420, 105
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| Listen to Customers
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12h
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600, 150
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Melric's Melnibones
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| Chase Off Paupers
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24h
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1,000, 225
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Melric's Melnibones
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Appearances[edit]
Episodes:
Specials:
Adverts:
Simpsons Illustrated:
Simpsons Comics:
Radioactive Man:
Krusty Comics:
Treehouse of Horror:
Bart Simpson:
Futurama Crossover:
Comic Strips:
Holiday Humdinger:
Super Spectacular:
Winter Wingding:
Summer Shindig:
Comic Book Guy: The Comic Book:
Homer for the Holidays:
One-Shot Wonders:
Video Games:
Books:
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