- "If you're so sure what it ain't, how 'bout telling us what it am?"
- ―Moe, to Lisa
- "Speaking from a strictly medical point of view…that ain't right."
- ―Dr. Hibbert[src]
Upon its discovery, the skeleton created a scandal in the town, and sparked age-old debates of science vs. religion.
The skeleton was later revealed to be a hoax and publicity stunt to advertise the opening of the aptly named Heavenly Hills Mall.
The Simpsons: Tapped Out
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Behind the Laughter
A scene explaining the contents of the skeleton, which included plaster, among other things, was not used in the finalized episode.