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Number One

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"You have joined the Sacred Order of the Stonecutters who since ancient times have split the rocks of ignorance that obscure the light of knowledge and truth. Now let's all get drunk and play Ping-Pong!"
―Number One[src]
Number One
Number One.png
Character Information
Male ♂
Occupation: Leader of the Stonecutters
First appearance: "Homer the Great"
Voiced by: Patrick Stewart

"Number One" is the head of the Stonecutters. Not much is known about Number One, except that he is a loyal Stonecutter and rose above the ranks to lead the Springfield chapter. He gleefully subjects new recruits to tortures such as "the crossing of the desert", "the unblinking eye" and "the paddling of the swollen ass... with paddles". He also enjoys presiding over the club's many social gatherings, which include things like ping-pong, ribs, and drinking.


Number One oversaw Homer's initiation into the Stonecutters, but then expelled him for desecrating the club's sacred parchment (by using it as a napkin and blowing his nose on it). When Homer was later discovered to be the prophesied "Chosen One" of the Stonecutters, Number One quickly conducted the appropriate ceremonies for Homer's new status. However, Homer made changes which made the club no longer any fun for the other members. Number One then disbanded the Stonecutters and started a new club called "The Ancient Mystic Society of No Homers".[1]

Number One uploaded a video called "Bart Simpson Illuminati Proof" to YouTube under the name of "The All-Seeing Kevin".[2]


Donut Homer.png The contents of this article or section are considered to be non-canon and therefore may not have actually happened or existed.

Simpsons Mania[edit]

He is security guard at Stark Trek Museum.[3]

The Simpsons: Tapped Out[edit]

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Number 1
Image Cost Unlock method Unlocks with Unlock message Yearbook
Number 1.png Cash.png2,000 Stonecutters
Game of Stones Pt. 1
Stonecutters Lodge Let's all get drunk and play ping pong! Character is available via the Yearbook Mystery Box
Donut Tapped Out.png30
Donut Tapped Out.png140 Stonecutters Black Market Sale, The Buck Stops Here and Not Yet Spring Cleaning
Gold Box Token.png1 Fore!
June History Mystery Box
Technical Information ID Groups Internal Name
25000 Regular Characters, Regular Male, Adult, Stonecutters Number1

Behind the Laughter[edit]

Number One World.jpg

Foreign dubs[edit]

Language Voice dubber
Spain flag.png Español Carlos Ysbert



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