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Principal Skinner's Bottom 40

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Principal Skinner's Bottom 40
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Released: Winter 1992
Comic series: Simpsons Illustrated
Pages: 1


Principal Skinner's Bottom 40 is a Simpsons Illustrated list first printed in Simpsons Illustrated #7.

Description[edit]

A list of Principal Skinner's Bottom 40 things.

List[edit]

40. The first day of yet another school year
39. Wretched, ungrateful students who fail to appreciate the priceless gift we educators are trying to bestow upon them
38. Hooliganism
37. Having to actually eat in the cafeteria occasionally, to keep up appearances
36. Students who don't clean their plates
35. Recurring screaming nightmares that I am a grade-school principal
34. The way Groundskeeper Willie always fertilizes whichever section of the school grounds is upwind from my office window
33. "Talent" Night
32. The way the sound of a cherry-bombed toilet sets off my Vietnam flashbacks
31. Food fights
30. The smell of the teachers' lounge
29. When a trusted hall monitor goes bad
28. Whoever is drinking out of the flask I keep in my bottom drawer
27. Unflattering caricatures of me spraypainted onto school walls
26. Namby-pamby school board members who won't allow kids to be spanked like in the good old days
25. The ongoing failure of the Springfield School Board to name me "Principal of the Year"
24. Teachers who lack the gumption to flunk their entire class
23. Water balloons
22. Comic books
21. Slingshots
20. Stink bombs
19. Mayhem
18. Kids who won't snitch on their friends
17. The embarrassment of yet another 0-14 season for our Junior Pumas soccer team
16. Having to change my unlisted home phone number 21 times a year - and still they call
15. Whoever started the vicious rumor that I wear a toupee
14. Disorder
13. Whoever keeps writing "I AM A WIENER" in the dirt on my car's back window
12. Parent-teacher meetings
11. Faculty meetings
10. Uppity teachers who think they are more important to this institution than I am
9. The fact the kids have learned my childhood nickname "Spanky"
8. Seeing former students o on to achieve great success in the outside world - fortunately, very few of them have
7. Boom boxes
6. T-shirts with slogans that encourage disrespect for authority
5. Snotty little punks who laugh at me behind my back
4. Knowing I have to endure another 17 years of this living hell before I can take early retirement
3. Underachievers who are proud of it
2. Bart Simpson
1. El Barto - whoever you are, I vow someday I will make you pay!

Reprints[edit]

Comic issue Release date Country
Simpsons Comics #3 April 24, 1997 800px-Flag of the United Kingdom.svg.png
Simpsons Comics a Go-Go February 16, 2000 Flag of the United States.png


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