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Dynamic quests

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Dynamic quests are a type of quest in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. Dynamic quests don't have any dialogue.

Contents

Character jobs[edit]

Aaaayyyyyyyyy![edit]

Character Job Time Requirements
Snake Comb Your Bitchin' Hair 45s Level 19
Crime Doesn't Pay Unless You Make It

Actions Speak Louder Than Quietly Whining[edit]

Character Job Time Requirements
Marge Protest... Something 24h Level 17
Quicky At The Kwik-E Pt. 10

Another Day, Another Million Dollars[edit]

Character Job Location Time Requirements
Mr. Burns Run the Plant Control Building 24h Level 12
Decimation Day! Pt. 1

Another One Bites The Dust[edit]

Character Job Location Time Requirements
Rev. Lovejoy Perform Last Rites Retirement Castle 4h Level 19
Mom, I Spilt My Drink In Bed Pt. 4
The Greying of Springfield

Available for Bar Mitzvahs[edit]

Character Job Location Time Requirements
Luigi Play the Accordion Luigi's 12h Level 19
Quicky At The Kwik-E Pt. 12
It's A-Me, Luigi!

The Best Chimp Drama On TV[edit]

Part Character Job Location Time Requirements
1 Homer Watch Monkey Trauma Center Marathon Simpson House 24h Level 8
It's Either This or a Bath Pt. 1
2 Level 12
Apu Plus Eight Pt. 2

Book Worm[edit]

Part Character Job Location Time Requirements
1 Lisa Read a Book Trees 45s Level 7
Time To Take Out The Trash
2 Level 10
Long Kwik-E-Shift Pt. 1
3 Level 13
Just Like Mom Used To Make
4 Level 16
Is it Even Autumn? Pt. 2

Bring a Box of Donuts[edit]

Character Job Time Requirements
Wiggum Go on a Stake Out 24h Level 18
Bushes Should Be Trimmed

Business As Usual[edit]

Character Job Location Time Requirements
Snake Rob the Kwik-E-Mart Kwik-E-Mart 60m Level 19
Aaaayyyyyyyyy!
Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart

Can't Live With 'Em, Still Can't Live With 'Em[edit]

Character Job Location Time Requirements
Rev. Lovejoy Counsel Couples First Church of Springfield 24h Level 15
Mom, I Spilt My Drink In Bed Pt. 3
Passion of the Flanders Pt. 1

Cheaper Than Getting A Fake ID[edit]

Character Job Location Time Requirements
Bart Sneak Into an R-Rated Movie Aztec Theater 3h Level 12

Chillin' With The Box[edit]

Part Character Job Location Time Requirements
1 Homer Break Into the Brown House and Watch TV Brown House 3m Level 6
Good Fences Make Bearable Neighbors
The New Evergreen Terrace Pt. 2
2 Level 9
The Best Chimp Drama On TV
The New Evergreen Terrace Pt. 2
3 Level 13
A Well-Earned Nap Pt. 2
The New Evergreen Terrace Pt. 2
4 level 17
Merch is the Sweetest Plum Pt. 3
The New Evergreen Terrace Pt. 2

The Christian Thing To Do[edit]

Character Job Location Time Requirements
Ned Convert Inmates Springfield Penitentiary 24h Level 19
That Ain't Right Pt. 5
Crime Doesn't Pay Unless You Make It

Corruptus Extremus[edit]

Character Job Location Time
Quimby Deliver Kickbacks Police Station 8h

Decimation Day![edit]

Part Character Job Location Time Requirements
1 Mr. Burns Fire Random Employee Control Building 45s Level 12
It's Either This or a Bath Pt. 1
It's Pronounced Nu-cular Pt. 3
2 Level 14
Monkeys Need Exercise Too Pt. 1
It's Pronounced Nu-cular Pt. 3
3 Level 17
A Mother's Work
It's Pronounced Nu-cular Pt. 3
4 Level 20
You CAN Go Home Again
It's Pronounced Nu-cular Pt. 3

Diamond Joe Wows Them Again[edit]

Character Job Location Time
Quimby Give a Speech Town Hall 60m

Doctors are for 'dem Rich City Folk[edit]

Part Character Job Location Time Requirements
1 Cletus Help Brandine Give Birth to Another Spuckler Cletus's Farm 8h Level 11
Quicky At The Kwik-E Pt. 2
Slack-Jawed Yokel Pt. 2
2 Level 16
Quicky At The Kwik-E Pt. 8
Slack-Jawed Yokel Pt. 1

Don't Mess With An Evil Genius[edit]

Character Job Location Time Requirements
Hank Scorpio Deliver Ultimatum to G8 Nations Town Hall 60m Level 20
How Do You Like Your Marsh Mallows?

Escaping From the Flock[edit]

Character Job Time Requirements
Rev. Lovejoy Ride 1.5" Scale Train 6h Level 15
Quicky At The Kwik-E Pt. 7

Everyone Always Tells Me to Go Do This[edit]

Part Character Job Time Requirements
1 Milhouse Fly a Kite 8h Level 9
Mom, I Spilt My Drink In Bed Pt. 1
2 Level 13
Strut Your Stuff Pt. 2

Excuse Me, I'm Your New Dictator[edit]

Character Job Location Time Requirements
Hank Scorpio Proceed with Project Arcturus Volcano Lair 12h Level 1
I've Been Expecting You

Free Health and Dental Care[edit]

Character Job Location Time Requirements
Hank Scorpio Be a Great Boss Volcano Lair 24h Level 1

Getting Involved With Community[edit]

Character Job Time Requirements
Hank Scorpio Take a Fun Run 6h Level 1
Excuse Me, I'm Your New Dictator

Going To See The Other Chief[edit]

Character Job Location Time Requirements
Wiggum Attend Church First Church of Springfield 12h Level 18
Quicky At The Kwik-E Pt. 11
Passion of the Flanders Pt. 1

Hey Look, It Floats![edit]

Character Job Location Time Requirements
Homer Lounge in the Pool Kiddie Pool 6h Level 12
That Ain't Right Pt. 3
Hardly Working

How Do You Like Your Marsh Mallows?[edit]

Character Job Time Requirements
Hank Scorpio Test Flame Thrower 8h Level 1
Getting Involved With Community

I Was In The War I Think[edit]

Character Job Location Time Requirements
Grampa Tell Stories on the Couch Simpson House 60m Level 20
Another One Bites The Dust
We Do Need Yes Education Pt. 2

I'll Take Your Cash Register To Go[edit]

Character Job Location Time
Snake Rob the Krusty Burger Krusty Burger 4h

I'm a Super Hero[edit]

Character Job Time Requirements
Comic Book Guy Cosplay 12h Level 15
Quicky At The Kwik-E Pt. 6

I've Been Expecting You[edit]

Character Job Location Time Requirements
Hank Scorpio Interrogate Mr. Bont N/A 4h Level 1
Free Health and Dental Care
Death Table Level 1
Free Health and Dental Care
Agent Bont

Is It Pay Day Already?[edit]

Character Job Location Time
Quimby Collect Bribes Springfield Downs 4h

It's All Just a Dog and Pony Show[edit]

Character Job Location Time Requirements
Moe Visit the Track Springfield Downs 3h Level 17
Decimation Day! Pt. 3
Double Down on She's a Loser Pt. 1

It's Easier Than Coming Up With My Own Material[edit]

Character Job Location Time Requirements
Krusty Steal Jokes The Java Server 4h Quicky At The Kwik-E Pt. 9
They Have Internet on Computers Now? Pt. 1

It's Either This or a Bath[edit]

Part Character Job Location Time Requirements
1 Cletus De-louse the Young-uns Cletus's Farm 4h Level 8
Extra, Extra!
Slack-Jawed Yokel Pt. 1
2 Level 11
Quicky At The Kwik-E Pt. 3
3 Level 14
Decimation Day! Pt. 2

Just How-A You Like It[edit]

Character Job Location Time Requirements
Luigi Work at Luigi's Luigi's 24h Level 19
myPad Pt. 4

Just Like Mom Used To Make[edit]

Character Job Location Time Requirements
Willie Haggis Time! Willie's Shack 8h Level 13
Meter Maid
Schoolhouse Crock Pt. 4

Kwik-E-Shift[edit]

Part Character Job Location Time Requirements
1 Apu Kwik-E-Mart 4hr Shift Kwik-E-Mart 4h Level 9
Chillin' With The Box Pt. 2
2 Level 13
Book Worm Pt. 3

Let's Stay Up All Night Watching TV[edit]

Characters Job Location Time Requirements
Bart
Milhouse
Have a Sleepover Bart's Treehouse 24h Level 13
Everyone Always Tells Me to Go Do This Pt. 2
Bart Crusoe Pt. 2

A Life Well Spent[edit]

Character Job Location Time Requirements
Comic Book Guy Sell Comics Android's Dungeon 24h Level 15
Apu Plus Eight Pt. 3
The Dungeon Keeper Pt. 2

Like Taking Candy From a Senile Baby[edit]

Character Job Location Time
Snake Con Money From Old People Retirement Castle 8h

Long Kwik-E-Shift[edit]

Part Character Job Location Time Requirements
1 Apu Kwik-E-Mart 12hr Shift Kwik-E-Mart 12h Level 10
Like Father, Like Son Pt. 2
Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart
2 Level 14
What's a Phone Booth?
Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart

Lovejoy by Name, Dreary by Nature[edit]

Character Job Location Time Requirements
Rev. Lovejoy Give a Sermon First Church of Springfield 12h Level 15
That Ain't Right Pt. 4

Make Me Look Stomachable[edit]

Character Job Location Time Requirements
Moe Visit Jake's Unisex Hair Palace Jake's Unisex Hair Palace 4h Level 18
Worst. Customer. Ever Pt. 2
Free Band-Aids with Every Cut Pt. 1

Merch is the Sweetest Plum[edit]

Part Character Job Location Time Requirements
1 Krusty Promote a New Product Krusty Burger 8h Level 9
Chillin' With The Box Pt. 2
Made with U.S.D.A Letter-Graded Beef Pt. 1
2 Level 11
Who Strangled The Cat? Pt. 1
Made with U.S.D.A Letter-Graded Beef Pt. 1
3 Level 16
Release the Hounds Pt. 2
Made with U.S.D.A Letter-Graded Beef Pt. 1

Mom, I Spilt My Drink In Bed[edit]

Part Character Job Location Time Requirements
1 Milhouse Hide Wet Bedsheets Van Houten House 45s Level 9
Kwik-E-Shift Pt. 1
2 Level 11
Merch is the Sweetest Plum Pt. 2
Thrillhouse Pt. 1
3 Level 15
A Life Well Spent
4 Level 19
There There, Only Twenty Years To Go
Thrillhouse Pt. 1

Monkeys Need Exercise Too[edit]

Part Character Job Time Requirements
1 Krusty Walk Mr. Teeny 12h Level 8
Mom, I Spilt My Drink In Bed Pt. 1
2 Level 10
Book Worm Pt. 2
All Eyes on Krusty
3 Level 14
Who Strangled The Cat? Pt. 2

A Mother's Work[edit]

Character Job Time Requirements
Marge Take Maggie for a Walk 8h Level 17
Who Strangled The Cat? Pt. 3
Maggie
Walk Maggie Level 17
Who Strangled The Cat? Pt. 3

Nerds 'R' Us[edit]

Part Characters Job Location Time Requirements
1 Lisa
Comic Book Guy
Attend Mensa Meeting Gazebo 3h Level 14
It's a Garden Par-TAY!
2 Skinner Level 16
Thank Ganesh Pt. 5
It's a Garden Par-TAY!
3 Professor Frink Level 14
Recruiting Future Lab Assistants

The Nerdy Professor[edit]

Character Job Time Requirements
Professor Frink Test the De-Nerdenizer on Self 4h Level 1
Tesla, Eat Your Heart Out
Frink's Lab

New Age Literature For Geeks[edit]

Characters Job Time Requirements
Comic Book Guy Read a Comic 2h Level 15
Escaping From the Flock

Not All Donuts Are Currency[edit]

Part Character Job Location Time Requirements
1 Comic Book Guy Trip to Lard Lad Lard Lad Donuts 5m Level 13
2 Homer Level 1
3 Wiggum Level 17

Number Four, Step Forward[edit]

Character Job Location Time Requirements
Snake Pose for a Police Lineup Police Station 12h Level 20
Decimation Day! Pt. 4
Miranda Rights Pt. 1

O.M.G.W.T.F.[edit]

Character Job Location Time Requirements
Comic Book Guy Watch and Despise a Movie Aztec Theater 6h Level 13

One Duff, Coming Up[edit]

Characters Job Location Time Requirements
Moe Water Down Beer Moe's Tavern 24h Level 17
Like Father, Like Son Pt. 4
Is There an Al Coholic Here Pt. 1

The Other Man in My Life[edit]

Characters Job Location Time Requirements
Marge Attend Church First Church of Springfield 12h Level 17
Chillin' With The Box Pt. 4
Passion of the Flanders Pt. 1

Polish It Till You Can See Up My Kilt[edit]

Character Job Location Time Requirements
Willie Wax the Floors Springfield Elementary 24h Level 15
myPad Pt. 3
We Do Need Yes Education Pt. 2

Possession is Ten Tenths of the Law[edit]

Character Job Time
Quimby Embezzle Money 24h

Prosthelytize This![edit]

Character Job Location Time Requirements
Ned Hand Out Pamphlets First Church of Springfield 2h Level 16
Book Worm Pt. 4
Passion of the Flanders Pt. 1

A Quick Snack Between Snacks[edit]

Character Job Location Time Requirements
Wiggum Eat at Gulp 'N' Blow Gulp 'N' Blow 60m Level 18
Make Me Look Stomachable
Krusty Burger Heavy User Pt. 3

Quicky At The Kwik-E[edit]

Part Characters Job Location Time Requirements
1 Skinner Shop at the Kwik-E-Mart Kwik-E-Mart 60m Level 9
Merch is the Sweetest Plum Pt. 1
Looking for Doves in All the Wrong Places
Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart
2 Ned
Krusty
Level 11
Workaholics Anonymous Pt. 2
Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart
3 Lisa Level 11
They'll All Remember Me Pt. 1
4 Skinner Level 13
Back Alley Soufflé Pt. 2
5 Krusty Level 14
Long Kwik-E-Shift Pt. 2
6 Lisa Level 15
Polish It Till You Can See Up My Kilt
Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart
7 Ned Shop at the Kwik-E-Mart Kwik-E-Mart 60m Level 15
Lovejoy by Name, Dreary by Nature
8 Bart Level 16
New Age Literature For Geeks
Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart
9 Skinner Level 16
Strut Your Stuff Pt. 2
10 Moe Level 17
The Other Man in My Life
Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart
11 Krusty Level 18
Bring a Box of Donuts
Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart
12 Luigi Level 19
They'll All Remember Me Pt. 2
Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart

Recruiting Future Lab Assistants[edit]

Characters Job Location Time Requirements
Professor Frink Lecture at Springfield Elementary Springfield Elementary 8h Level 9
Stand Well Back

Release the Hounds[edit]

Part Character Job Time Requirements
1 Mr. Burns Walk the Hounds 12h Level 11
It's Pronounced Nu-cular Pt. 1
2 Level 16
It's Easier Than Coming Up With My Own Material

S.W.A.T. Van Needs An Inspection[edit]

Character Job Location Time Requirements
Wiggum Nap in the S.W.A.T. Van Police Station 6h Level 18
A Quick Snack Between Snacks
Miranda Rights Pt. 1

Stand Well Back[edit]

Character Job Time Requirements
Professor Frink Test Gizmo 12h Level 1
Those Magnificent Nerds
Frink's Lab

Strut Your Stuff[edit]

Part Character Job Time Requirements
1 Ned Power Walk 4h Level 9
Everyone Always Tells Me to Go Do This Pt. 1
2 Level 16
Book Worm Pt. 4

Tesla, Eat Your Heart Out[edit]

Character Job Time Requirements
Professor Frink Conduct Crazy Sciency Experiments 24h Level 1
Frink's Lab

That'll be Fifty Bucks[edit]

Characters Job Location Time Requirements
Krusty Sign Autographs Android's Dungeon 24h Level 14
Worst. Customer. Ever Pt. 1

There There, Only Twenty Years To Go[edit]

Characters Job Location Time Requirements
Rev. Lovejoy Comfort Inmates Springfield Penitentiary 8h Level 19
Apu Plus Eight Pt. 4

They'll All Remember Me[edit]

Part Character Job Location Time Requirements
1 Willie Work on Manifesto Willie's Shack 4h Level 11
Mom, I Spilt My Drink In Bed Pt. 2
Schoolhouse Crock Pt. 4
2 Level 18
One in Every Flock Pt. 2
Schoolhouse Crock Pt. 4

Those Magnificent Nerds[edit]

Character Job Time Requirements
Professor Frink Ride Flying Machine 60m Level 1
The Nerdy Professor
Frink's Lab

Who Strangled The Cat?[edit]

Part Character Job Time Requirements
1 Willie Play the Bagpipes 60m Level 11
Doctors are for 'dem Rich City Folk Pt. 1
Is it Even Autumn?
2 Level 14
Let Yer Hillbillies Be Hillbillies Pt. 2
3 Level 17
One Duff, Coming Up

Worst. Customer. Ever[edit]

Part Character Job Location Time Requirements
1 Milhouse Loiter at Android's Dungeon Android's Dungeon 30m Level 14
Looking for Doves in All the Wrong Places Pt. 2
The Dungeon Keeper Pt. 2
2 Bart Level 18
It's All Just a Dog and Pony Show
The Dungeon Keeper Pt. 2

You CAN Go Home Again[edit]

Character Job Location Time Requirements
Snake Serve Time Springfield Penitentiary 24h Level 20
I Was In The War I Think
Crime Doesn't Pay Unless You Make It

You Didn't See Anything, Understand?[edit]

Character Job Time Requirements
Mr. Burns Hide Nuclear Waste 8h Level 11
It's Pronounced Nu-cular Pt. 2

Decoration quests[edit]

All decoration quests reward Cash.png100 and XP.png10.

Name Job Decoration Requirements
Bushes Should Be Trimmed Place a Bush Sculpture Angel Topiary Level 18
S.W.A.T. Van Needs An Inspection
Willie
Extra, Extra! Place Newspaper Dispensers Newspaper Dispenser Level 8
Thank Ganesh Pt. 2
Apu
Good Fences Make Bearable Neighbors Build some fences (x3) Wooden Fences Level 6
Slack-Jawed Yokel Pt. 1
Homer
Hedge Your Bets Place a Large Hedge Large Hedge Level 7
Made with U.S.D.A Letter-Graded Beef Pt. 3
It's a Garden Par-TAY! Place a Gazebo Gazebo Level 14
That'll be Fifty Bucks
Lisa
Meter Maid Place a Parking Meter Parking Meter Level 13
The Best Chimp Drama On TV Pt. 2
Time To Take Out The Trash Place some Garbage Bins (x2) Garbage Bin Level 7
Adventures in Flanders-Sitting
Cletus
What's a Phone Booth? Place a Phone Booth Phone Booth Level 14
Nerds 'R' Us Pt. 1

Collection[edit]

All collection quests reward Cash.png50 and XP.png5.

Quest Group Number
Good Eats Restaurants 5
Shopaholic Shops 5
The Taxman Cometh Homes 8

Crop Share[edit]

Crop Share requires the player harvests a certain crop at Cletus's Farm. The quest rewards Cash.png50 and XP.png5.

Other dynamic quests[edit]