- This article is about the character. For the guest star, see Tom Wolfe.
| Tom Wolfe
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Tom Wolfe is an American author.
When Homer tasted Mary Magdalene's Chocolate Orgasm at the Festival of Books in Springfield he accidentally smeared Tom Wolfe as he ate. Tom tore off his suit revealing an identical clean suit underneath.
He invited Moe Syzlak to the Wordloaf Literary Conference when Lisa Simpson wrote a poem made by Moe's sad notes. According to Lisa, Tom Wolfe is the writer who uses most exclamation marks, to which he replies shouting "It's true!". He really liked Moe's poem, Howling at a Concrete Moon, and praised both it and Moe. He apparently likes mash potatoes as he asked people at the convention to pass what was left of it.