Fangs for Nothing!
| Fangs for Nothing!
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- "After an unfortunate trip to the dentist, Principal Skinner is mistaken for a vampire. It doesn't help that Bart fuels the fire (and supplies the pitchforks) to an unruly mob uprising."
Bart is at the dentist when the latter gets a phone call and is forced to go to the auto wrecking yard, where one of his patients' braces are stuck. Bart tells Vicky the receptionist that Dr. Wolfe told him that she can send everyone home except Principal Skinner, who is the next patient. Bart dresses up as a dentist and "fixes" Skinner's teeth by gluing vampire dentures in his mouth. Bart spreads the word that Skinner has become a vampire and when the students see his teeth, they believe he has become one. They start to take pictures of him to prove that he is a vampire, and Skinner gets dizzy because his eyes are still sensitive from the dentist, which allows the students to believe that he is a vampire.
The rumor that Skinner is a vampire spreads and an angry mob starts hunting him down, so Skinner tries to calm them but does not succeed. They start thinking about how to kill the vampire Skinner. Bart sets off the fire alarm so that the students can leave school and avoid the mob. Skinner goes out to calm the mob but Bart pours glue and glitter on him and he starts to sparkle. The women in the mob think he's a sparkle vampire and begin to fall in love with him. The men in the mob start to chase Willie instead after Bart says that he is a werewolf.