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{{Character

|name = Seymour Skinner

|image = [[File:Seymour Skinner.png]]

|gender = {{Male}}

|status = Alive

|alias = Armin Tamzarian (non-canon)<ref name="The Principal and the Pauper"/><br>"Big Butt" Skinner<br>[[Where Stalks... The Penalizer!|The Penalizer]]<br>[[The Stickler]]<br>Dick Fiddler<ref name="Yellow Subterfuge">"[[Yellow Subterfuge]]"</ref>

|age = 46<ref>"[[Grade School Confidential]]"</ref>

|hair = Gray

|job = Principal of [[Springfield Elementary]]<br>'''Former:''' Singer<br>4th grade science teacher<ref>"[[Bart the Murderer]]"</ref>

|relatives = '''Mother:''' [[Agnes Skinner]]<br>'''Father:''' [[Sheldon Skinner]]<br>'''Cousin:''' [[Cousin Peter]]<br>'''Aunt:''' Hope<ref>"[[A Test Before Trying]]"</ref>

|appearance = "[[Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire]]"

|voiced by = [[Harry Shearer]]

'''Walter Seymour Skinner''', better known as '''Seymour Skinner''' and '''Principal Skinner''', is the principal of [[Springfield Elementary School]], and a stereotypical educational bureaucrat. He struggles to control the crumbling school and is constantly engaged in a battle against its inadequate resources, apathetic and bitter teachers, and often rowdy and unenthusiastic students, [[Bart Simpson]] being a standout example. A strict disciplinarian, Skinner has an uptight, militaristic attitude that stems from his years in the United States Army as a Green Beret, which included service in the [[Vietnam]] War, where he achieved the rank of a sergeant, according to his rank insignia.

[[File:Skinner Every Simpsons Ever.jpg|thumb|left|250px]]

Out of genuine concern for the quality of education of his students, most of Skinner's actions revolve around ensuring the school has adequate funding. His constant desperate, and usually ineffective attempts at maintaining discipline are an effort to receive good reviews from the frequent inspections of his very strict boss, [[Superintendent Chalmers]] - who makes no effort to hide his disapproval of Skinner. These inspections usually turn awry due to Bart Simpson's elaborate pranks—which play off Skinner's desperation for order. Over the years of pranks and inspections, though, Skinner developed a love-hate relationship with each of them; when Skinner was fired and replaced by [[Ned Flanders]], Bart found pranks less meaningful, due to Flanders' lax approach to discipline.<ref>"[[Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song]]"</ref> In an accident involving both Skinner and Chalmers, Chalmers showed grief over Skinner before he realized he was still alive. Although he likes to maintain the image of a strict disciplinarian, he is often weak-willed, nervous, and has a very unhealthy dependence on his mother who constantly makes demands from him. She addresses him by the nickname "Spanky." Also, it was heavily implied Seymour Skinner suffers from post-traumatic stress disorder from his days in Vietnam, where he spent 18 months as a prisoner of war.<ref name="The Principal and the Pauper">"[[The Principal and the Pauper]]"</ref> Seeing his entire platoon devoured by an elephant was one of the many things that led to the development of his post-traumatic stress disorder. He also expelled Bart for the prank really caused by [[Groundskeeper Willie]] during the feast, but he welcomes him back as an apology for blaming the Groundskeeper's prank which Bart happily accepts. When [[Otto]] starts spanking Bart as an act of corporal punishment, he comes to aid Bart and suspends his driving the [[school bus]]. Skinner's unhealthy relationship with his mother began early: it is revealed Agnes's pregnancy resulted in her failing to win a medal at the [[1952 Helsinki Summer Olympics|Helsinki Olympics]] in 1952.<ref>"[[Boy Meets Curl]]"</ref> He originally was quite laid back as a principal, even going as far as to do a jumpflip to catch a frisbee while telling a student to keep up with his studies, but it all changed when one of his students, [[Andy Hamilton]], managed to fill the pool with worms and locked Skinner in the pool for the whole weekend, causing him to become serious and almost merciless in his approach on rules, even going as far as to shut down the pool and demoting Willie, the swim teacher, to groundskeeper. When Bart attempted to stop Krusty from diving into a worm filled pool out of fear of [[Krusty]] becoming like Skinner, he accidentally blurted what happened to Skinner on the air, causing Skinner to angrily mutter sarcastically his mother told him Krusty the Clown was supposed to be a good influence, indicating he was attempting to repress the traumatic memory. Besides his job as Principal for Springfield Elementary, he also worked as a member of [[Mensa]], and was also the acting referee/a major organizer of the annual Civil War re-enactment of the Battle of Springfield. He mentioned to [[Superintendent Chalmers]] he is a Libra (b. September 23-October 21)<ref>"[[The Heartbroke Kid]]"</ref>

At one point, when the Vice President's Assessment Test was coming up, Skinner and Superintendent Chalmers came up with a plan to lure all of the underachievers away from test day by faking a perfect score on the pretest and tricking them into going for a chopper ride to a pizza party in Capital City (going as far as to disguise the school bus as a chopper). However, when the plan reached fruition, Skinner ended up betrayed by Superintendent Chalmers with the latter tricking Skinner into boarding the bus to "get his sunglasses." He has to get the kids back to the school, and also saved Ralph Wiggum when he somehow managed to board a garbage barge, to which Skinner impresses Bart and the other underachievers by saving Wiggum using the Conservation of Angular Momentum. Luckily for them, the Garbage Barge was also heading to Springfield Elementary, so Skinner reads the newly motivated underachievers the Adventures of Huckleberry Finn the rest of the way, and after returning, cancels the Vice President's Test, and also re-institutes dancing in school.

Aside from a short-lived relationship with [[Patty Bouvier]],<ref>"[[Principal Charming]]"</ref> Skinner's love life focused on [[Edna Krabappel]]. The two dated for several years and became engaged, but later cancelled the wedding.<ref name="My Big Fat Geek Wedding">"[[My Big Fat Geek Wedding]]"</ref> Edna showed she does want to live a life with Skinner, but first wants him to commit to her—namely by not letting his mother, with whom he still lives, control him anymore.<ref name="Special Edna">"[[Special Edna]]"</ref> Their relationship ended when Skinner admitted to having second thoughts on the night before their wedding.<ref name="My Big Fat Geek Wedding"/> Though Skinner had other relationships since, he still held a candle for Edna. He was seen dancing with [[Miss Hoover]] at the Simpsons' Mardi Gras party.<ref>"[[No Loan Again, Naturally]]"</ref> He also had a relationship with replacement music teacher [[Calliope Juniper]] (with whom he briefly left with).<ref>"[[Flaming Moe]]"</ref>

[[Lisa Simpson]] identified Skinner as representing "The Confirmed Bachelor" among [[The 20 Types of People You Meet in Elementary School]].<ref>''[[The Lisa Book]]''</ref>

It was established Skinner served as a sergeant in the US Army during the Vietnam War and captured at the Battle of Khe Sanh. Skinner often seems weak-willed and easily suppressed—perhaps because he wants to avoid confrontation—but often will use his military command experience gained in the Vietnam War to get real respect and discipline; when he and the students were snowed-in at school, he treated them like his squad to control the chaos temporarily—before they mutinied.

He once used unarmed combat skills he learned in Vietnam to take out [[Blue-haired lawyer]], [[Joey Crusher]] and [[Low Blow]] when they tried to shut down the school carnival.<ref>"[[Lisa the Beauty Queen]]"</ref> Despite these combat skills, [[Moe Szyslak]], [[Lenny Leonard]], [[Superintendent Chalmers]] and [[Comic Book Guy]] held their own against Skinner in fights.<ref name="My Big Fat Geek Wedding"/><ref>"[[Bart's Inner Child]]"</ref><ref>"[[The Cartridge Family]]"</ref><ref>"[[The Bart of War]]"</ref>

Skinner wears a blue suit, only one tie (orange), and a lavender shirt. He also wears blue slacks matching his suit. It is sometimes stated he wears a toupee.

Skinner's back-story is re-visited, revealing Skinner is an impostor. Born Armin Tamzarian, he grew up in the [[433rd Street]] neighborhood of [[Capital City]]. He was a troubled orphan and rebellious teenager until he was forced into the United States Army during the Vietnam War. There, he was befriended by {{ap|Seymour Skinner|The Principal and the Pauper|Sgt. Seymour Skinner}}, whom he came to idolize. When Sgt. Seymour Skinner was reported missing and presumed dead, Tamzarian returned to Springfield to tell Skinner's mother, but she deliberately mistook him for Seymour, so he assumed his identity and followed Skinner's dream of becoming a school principal.<ref name="The Principal and the Pauper"/> It is revealed Skinner (AKA Armin Tamzarian) was born in New Orleans. The real Seymour Skinner had been alive after all and briefly returned to Springfield to take his rightful place as Springfield Elementary School Principal, but proved hopelessly unpopular and the Springfielders ran him out of town on the railroad. [[Judge Snyder]] granted Tamzarian Skinner's "name, and his past, present, future, and mother", and decreed no one will mention his true identity again "under penalty of torture", thus everything returned to normal.<ref name="The Principal and the Pauper"/>

In "[[Treehouse of Horror XIV]]", Skinner's skeletal system is ripped out by the regenerated body of [[Jonathan Frink Sr.|Professor Frink's father]]. In "[[Treehouse of Horror V]]", Skinner, and the rest of the faculty start eating students, with [[Jimbo Jones]] being the first victim. the last survivors were [[Lisa]], Bart, and [[Milhouse]].

=== The Simpsons: Hit and Run ===

In ''[[The Simpsons: Hit & Run]]'', Homer delivers Lisa her school project, because she forgot it. He drives quicker than Skinner to the school. The next day Skinner chases [[Bart]] on his car after he skips school. His [[Agnes Skinner|mother]] can be seen sitting in the back seat. Later, he confiscates a laser gun from [[Bart]] and [[Bart]] has to destroy his car to get it back.

=== The Simpsons Game ===

In ''[[The Simpsons Game]]'', he hires [[Dolph]], [[Jimbo]] and [[Kearney]] to steal artifacts from the Springfield Museum for the school (as he couldn't get any science stuff the legal way due to lack of funds), till they are stopped by [[Homer]] and [[Bart]]. He also takes part of an angry mob led by [[Marge Simpson]] and [[Lisa Simpson]], recruited near the museum, implying that he was planning another heist when Marge's mob came around the corner.

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==== Costumes ====

File:Pharaoh Skinner.png|[[Pharaoh Skinner]]

== Behind the Laughter ==

Principal Skinner first appeared in "[[Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire]]", which was also the first ''Simpsons'' episode to air.<ref name="Roasting">[http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/simpsons/episodeguide/season1/page1.shtml Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire] ''BBC.co.uk''. Retrieved on March 2, 2007</ref> [[Matt Groening]] based him on "all of the principals of [his] youth, rolled into one bland lump."<ref name=tvguide>{{cite news|title=Flash! 24 Simpsons Stars Reveal Themselves|accessdate=2007-08-15|date=2000-10-21|publisher=TV Guide|author=Joe Rhodes}}</ref> Writer [[Jon Vitti]] named him after behavioral psychologist [[B. F. Skinner]].<ref name="Reiss1">{{Com|Reiss, Mike|Principal Charming|Second|(2002).|link=Mike Reiss}}</ref> Skinner was originally supposed to wear a toupee, but it was dropped because the writers didn't like "that type of joke".<ref name="Groening1">{{cite video | people=Groening, Matt|year=2002|title=The Simpsons season 2 DVD commentary for the episode "Principal Charming"| medium=DVD|publisher=20th Century Fox}}</ref> The Simpsons Guide to Springfield did, however, briefly imply Skinner did wear a toupee.

=== Development ===

In the first few seasons, Skinner resembles Norman Bates, the main character from Alfred Hitchcock's film ''Psycho''<ref>[http://www.simpsonsfolder.com/library/continuity.html Simpsonsfolder.com: Continuity]</ref> In later episodes, Skinner's behavior was based on teachers [[Bill Oakley]] and [[Josh Weinstein]] had in high school.<ref name="Weinstein1">{{cite video | people=Weinstein, Josh|year=2005|title=The Simpsons season 5 DVD commentary for the episode "Sweet Seymour Skinner's Badaaasssss Song"| medium=DVD|publisher=20th Century Fox}}</ref>

[[Superintendent Chalmers]] was introduced in the episode "[[Whacking Day]]" as a boss for Skinner and Harry Shearer and [[Hank Azaria]], the voice of Chalmers, fell right into the characters and quite often ad-lib between them.<ref name="Jean1">{{cite video | people=Jean, Al|year=2004|title=The Simpsons season 4 DVD commentary for the episode "Whacking Day"| medium=DVD|publisher=20th Century Fox}}</ref>