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|age = 31<ref name="Selma's Choice">"[[Selma's Choice]]"</ref><ref name="Duffless">"[[Duffless]]"</ref>
 
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'''Hans Moleman''' (also known as '''Ralph Melish''') is a 4ft 4 in, 140lb mole-like man with extremely bad luck. He is also the former mayor of [[Springfield]].<ref name="Walking Big & Tall"/>
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'''Hans Moleman''' (born August 2),<ref name="Selma's Choice"/> also known as '''Ralph Melish''',<ref>"[[Principal Charming]]"</ref><ref>[[Every.Simpsons.Ever.]]</ref> is a 4ft 4 in, 140 lb mole-like man with extremely bad luck. He is also a former [[Mayor of Springfield]].<ref name="Walking Big & Tall"/>
  
 
== Description ==
 
== Description ==
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== Biography ==
 
== Biography ==
 
[[File:Hans Moleman Every Simpsons Ever.jpg|thumb|250px|left]]
 
[[File:Hans Moleman Every Simpsons Ever.jpg|thumb|250px|left]]
Although apparently elderly, Hans Moleman once claimed that he was only 31 years old (his driver's license says he was born August 2, 1961), but due to his heavy drinking, he appears much older. However, this was wrong, most likely due to a combination of an error on his license and a mixture of old age and drinking.
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[[File:920 Oak Grove.png|thumb|Hans Moleman's driver's license]]
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Although apparently elderly, Hans Moleman once claimed that he was only 31 years old<ref name="Duffless"/> (his driver's license says he was born August 2, 1961, in a 1993 episode),<ref name="Selma's Choice"/> but due to his heavy drinking, he appears much older. However, this was wrong, most likely due to a combination of an error on his license and a mixture of old age and drinking.
  
Moleman is the former mayor of Springfield. Whilst he was the mayor, he bought a town anthem off a traveling salesman, which had also been sold to many other towns and cities. He also balanced the budget eight times during his time as mayor.<ref name="Walking Big & Tall"/>
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Moleman is a former mayor of Springfield. Whilst he was the mayor, he bought a town anthem off a traveling salesman, which had also been sold to many other towns and cities. He also balanced the budget eight times during his time as mayor. When it was revealed that former Mayor Moleman had bought the town anthem and not written it himself as he had claimed, he was ejected from Springfield by being tied to a horse and sent out into the desert. After a long time, Moleman said "whoa" and the horse stopped and took him off its back.<ref name="Walking Big & Tall"/>
  
Hans was once mistaken for Bart and accidentally "de-programmed" (Homer and Marge had hired a cult de-programmer, hoping to convince Bart to move out of Mr. Burns' mansion and back in with them), apparently leading him to believe he is [[Bart|the son]] of [[Homer]] and [[Marge]].<ref>"[[Burns' Heir]]"</ref> At one time, it was revealed that Hans Moleman slept with [[Gudrun Sylvester Hvid|Lars Ulrich's grandmother]], and is considered by [[Metallica]] to be a "real fan".<ref>"[[The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer]]"</ref>
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Hans was once mistaken for Bart and accidentally "de-programmed" (Homer and Marge had hired a cult de-programmer, hoping to convince Bart to move out of Mr. Burns' mansion and back in with them), apparently leading him to believe he is [[Bart|the son]] of [[Homer]] and [[Marge]].<ref>"[[Burns' Heir]]"</ref> At one time, it was revealed that Hans Moleman slept with Lars Ulrich's grandmother, and is considered by [[Metallica]] to be a "real fan".<ref>"[[The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer]]"</ref>
  
 
Homer once stumbled across Hans Moleman as the leader of a race of Mole People in an underground fortress complete with earthquake machines.<ref name="Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder">"[[Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder]]"</ref>
 
Homer once stumbled across Hans Moleman as the leader of a race of Mole People in an underground fortress complete with earthquake machines.<ref name="Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder">"[[Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder]]"</ref>
  
His home address is 920 Oak Grove, Springfield. He has also been seen living at the Springfield Retirement Castle and he is shown to live in a small house directly below the dam that was erected (and subsequently destroyed).
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Moleman's home address is [[920 Oak Grove]], [[Springfield]]. He has also been seen living at the Springfield Retirement Castle and he is shown to live in a small house directly below the dam that was erected (and subsequently destroyed). Apparently, he had a father who lived at Springfield Retirement Castle with whom he does the wheelbarrow race with, indicating that he may actually be younger than he looks.<ref>"[[In the Name of the Grandfather]]"</ref>
 
 
Apparently, he had a father who lived at Springfield Retirement Castle with whom he does the wheelbarrow race with, indicating that he may actually be younger than he looks.<ref>"[[In the Name of the Grandfather]]"</ref>
 
 
 
When it was revealed that former Mayor Moleman had bought the town anthem and not wrote it himself as he had claimed, he was ejected from Springfield by being tied to a horse and sent out into the desert. After a long time, Moleman said "whoa" and the horse stopped and took him off its back.<ref name="Walking Big & Tall"/>
 
  
 
=== Love life ===
 
=== Love life ===
Moleman isn't very successful with relationships, he once went on a date with [[Selma Bouvier]] however when she imagined what life with Moleman might be like she kicked him out of her car (outside the wrong house). Moleman also went on a date with [[Lunchlady Dora]] at [[Holding Hands Point]], Moleman claimed they were putting their relationship back together. Moleman and Dora were later seen together at a screening of "[[All the Wrong Reasons]]".<ref>"[[Homer Scissorhands]]"</ref><ref>"[[Beware My Cheating Bart]]"</ref>
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Moleman once went on a date with [[Selma Bouvier]]. However, when she imagined what life with Moleman might be like, she kicked him out of her car (outside the wrong house). Moleman also went on a date with [[Lunchlady Dora]] at [[Holding Hands Point]], Moleman claimed they were putting their relationship back together. Moleman and Dora were later seen together at a screening of "[[All the Wrong Reasons]]".<ref>"[[Homer Scissorhands]]"</ref><ref>"[[Beware My Cheating Bart]]"</ref> He was seen at "Grownup Halloween" with both [[Princess Kashmir]] and [[Stephanie Brockman]].<ref>"[[Halloween of Horror]]"</ref>
  
He was seen at "Grownup Halloween" with both [[Princess Kashmir]] and [[Stephanie Brockman]].<ref>"[[Halloween of Horror]]</ref>
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=== Careers ===
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[[File:MolemanEarthquake.png|thumb|left|260px|Hans Moleman with his earthquake machine]]He runs an early morning radio show, on [[Springfield]]'s jazz station KJAZZ-FM, in which he introduces himself as "This is Moleman in the Morning, Good Moleman to you". One of his other jobs was driving a truck filled with sugar (which he subsequently flipped onto its side, spilling its contents, much to Homer's delight.) He is often seen driving other types of trucks as well. He was seen transporting the birthplace of Edgar Allan Poe in a truck.<ref>"[[Homer's Triple Bypass]]"</ref> He also teaches an orange-eating class at the Adult Learning Centre in Springfield.
  
=== Careers ===
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On another occasion, it is implied that he works at a bird sanctuary, as he has to order a bird seed bell ("No, that's too big").<ref>"[[Itchy & Scratchy Land]]"</ref> He once worked as a postal worker. He once worked as a janitor at the [[Springfield Nuclear Power Plant]] and received a severe head wound ("Oh no, my brains.") from [[Mr. Burns]] when Moleman asked Burns for seventeen dollars for a push-broom rebristling; Burns, high on ether, mistook him for the Lucky Charms leprechaun and went to his skull with a power drill. He has also been seen representing a Solar Power company.<ref>"[[The Last Temptation of Homer]]"</ref> Homer stumbles across Hans Moleman as the leader of a race of Mole People in an underground fortress complete with earthquake machines.<ref name="Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder"/> Before now he has also been working in a prison as someone giving out books.He has also made a short movie for the Springfield movie festival entitled "Man getting hit by football" in which his only three words were "Ow, my groin".
[[File:MolemanEarthquake.png|thumb|left|260px|Hans Moleman with his earthquake machine]]He runs an early morning radio show, on [[Springfield]]'s jazz station KJAZZ-FM, in which he introduces himself as "This is Moleman in the Morning, Good Moleman to you". One of his other jobs was driving a truck filled with sugar (which he subsequently flipped onto its side, spilling its contents, much to Homer's delight.) He is often seen driving other types of trucks as well. He was seen transporting the birthplace of Edgar Allan Poe in a truck.<ref>"[[Homer's Triple Bypass]]"</ref> He also teaches an orange-eating class at the Adult Learning Centre in Springfield. On another occasion, it is implied that he works at a bird sanctuary, as he has to order a bird seed bell ("No, that's too big").<ref>"[[Itchy & Scratchy Land]]"</ref> He once worked as a postal worker. He once worked as a janitor at the [[Springfield Nuclear Power Plant]] and received a severe head wound ("Oh no, my brains.") from [[Charles Montgomery Burns|Mr. Burns]] when Moleman asked Burns for seventeen dollars for a push-broom rebristling; Burns, high on ether, mistook him for the Lucky Charms leprechaun and went to his skull with a power drill. He has also been seen representing a Solar Power company.<ref>"[[The Last Temptation of Homer]]"</ref> Homer stumbles across Hans Moleman as the leader of a race of Mole People in an underground fortress complete with earthquake machines.<ref name="Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder"/> Before now he has also been working in a prison as someone giving out books.He has also made a short movie for the Springfield movie festival entitled "Man getting hit by football" in which his only three words were "Ow, my groin".
 
 
Most recently, he has been sighted working as a teller at the [[First Bank of Springfield]]. He also worked as a Duff Delivery man in <ref>"[[MyPods and Boomsticks]]"</ref> and a janitor at the Power plant.<ref>"[[Million Dollar Maybe]]"</ref><ref>"[[Team Homer]]"</ref>
 
Most recently, he has been sighted working as a teller at the [[First Bank of Springfield]]. He also worked as a Duff Delivery man in <ref>"[[MyPods and Boomsticks]]"</ref> and a janitor at the Power plant.<ref>"[[Million Dollar Maybe]]"</ref><ref>"[[Team Homer]]"</ref>
  
=== Deaths ===
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=== Accidents ===
#[[Homer's Triple Bypass]]: Killed in a truck accident while hauling Edgar Allen Poe's house.
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Hans has escaped death innumerable times, usually highly improbably. He survived when his car exploded, after Otto mistook the gremlin on the side of the schoolbus, for Moleman's AMC Gremlin (a car). He survived being thrown out of a 2 story building, he survived catching on fire due to the powerful magnifying effect of his glasses, [[Charles Montgomery Burns|Montgomery Burns]] drilling into his brain, capital punishment (in a local jail) after Homer eats his last meal, being crushed by a pizzeria rubble, being buried alive, getting stranded in the snow surrounded by wolves, getting run over by the school bus, mysteriously flying into the side of a restaurant,<ref>"[[My Sister, My Sitter]]"</ref> sinking completely into quicksand, being run over (while carrying a "U Suck" sign in the middle of countless "Keep Out" signs) by Homer Simpson when trying to dump the Pig Crap into Springfield Lake, and being engulfed by the "anti-escape orb" that was attempting to catch Marge from escaping a [[Movementarianism|Movementarian]] compound (a parody of the Rover security device from the 60s show ''the Prisoner'').  
#[[Treehouse of Horror IV#Terror at 5½ Feet|Terror at 5½ Feet]]: Killed in a car explosion.
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#[[Bart of Darkness]]: Gets torched by a sunbeam.
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Many times people will totally disregard him, usually leading to something like death, or simply imprisonment, but since he appears, even after "dying", those later appearances could indicate he survived. He has also had several accidents where he was not severely injured. He further angered the crowd at Bart and Lisa's junior hockey final because he fell down the steps then shouted 'We paid for blood!!'.<ref>"[[Lisa on Ice]]"</ref> He also crashed his 1959 Cadillac into the side of Springfield's Planet Hype restaurant (which Marge mistook for a clever decoration). On one occasion, due to Homer's stupidity, he nearly drowned in his truck when it sank into the river after Homer blew up the bridge between Duff Brewery island and the rest of Springfield.
#[[The Springfield Connection]]: Gets put to the electric chair.
 
#[[Mother Simpson]]: Buried alive in the Springfield Cemetary.
 
#[[Team Homer]]: Gets drilled in the brain by Mr Burns.
 
#[[The Joy of Sect]]: Suffocated by the Rover guard balloon.
 
#[[Children of a Lesser Clod]]: Gets trapped inside of a morgue while still alive.
 
#[[Simpsons Tall Tales#Connie Appleseed|Connie Appleseed]]: Gets sucked into quicksand.
 
#[[C.E. D'oh]]: Falls to his death after getting thrown out of a window.
 
#[[Treehouse of Horror XIV#Reaper Madness|Reaper Madness]]: Gets killed by Homer's touch of death.
 
#[['Tis the Fifteenth Season]]: Gets eaten alive by wolves.
 
#[[Treehouse of Horror XV#The Ned Zone|The Ned Zone]]: Gets eaten alive by alligators.
 
#[[The Simpsons Movie]]: Gets run over by Homer's car.
 
#[[E. Pluribus Wiggum]]: Gets crushed by a large piece of concrete.
 
#[[The Debarted]]: Suffocated by an airbag.
 
#[[Double, Double, Boy in Trouble]]: Gets sucked up by the Vac-U-Bots.
 
#[[Mypods and Boomsticks]]: Drowns to death after driving his truck into the ocean.
 
#[[Treehouse of Horror XX#Don't Have a Cow, Mankind|Don't Have a Cow, Mankind]]: Gets run over by a car after being turned into a zombie.
 
#[[The Squirt and the Whale]]: Gets crushed by a piece of an exploding whale.
 
#[[The Fool Monty]]: Gets run over by Smithers' car.
 
#[[The D'oh-cial Network]]: Gets struck by Homer's car.
 
#[[A Test Before Trying]]: Dies when his life support gets unplugged.
 
#[[The Man Who Grew Too Much]]: Gets crushed by Sideshow Bob's block of concrete.
 
#[[Treehouse of Horror XXV#School is Hell|School is Hell]]: Gets axed in half by Beelze-Bart.
 
#[[Treehouse of Horror XXIX#Geriatric Park|Geriatric Park]]: Gets crushed by a dinosaur's foot. 
 
#[[Daddicus Finch]]: Gets stuck by Brockman's car.
 
#[[Bart vs. Itchy & Scratchy]]: Gets crushed by a boat.
 
  
 
== Non-canon ==
 
== Non-canon ==
 
{{Noncanon}}
 
{{Noncanon}}
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In unaired episodes leaked by hacktivists from "[[Pseudo-nonymous]]" included the [[opening credits]] except when [[Homer]] threw the radioactive rod stuck in his back out of [[Pink Sedan|his car]]'s window, it landed in the beverage cup in the hands of a young man who upon sucking from his straw was immediately transformed from handsome and muscular into Hans Moleman. He pleaded with the woman he was with that he is the same man on the inside, but she still ran away from him screaming.<ref>"[[Lisa the Boy Scout]]"</ref>
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=== The Simpsons: Road Rage ===
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In ''[[The Simpsons: Road Rage]]'', Moleman is one of the characters who can be picked up as a passenger. He lives in an [[Moleman's apartment|apartment]] on a back street near the [[Springfield Grocery Store]].
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=== The Simpsons: Tapped Out ===
 
=== The Simpsons: Tapped Out ===
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==== Hans Mechman ====
 
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File:Hans Mechman.png|[[Hans Mechman]]
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File:Iron Lung.png|[[Iron Lung]]
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== Behind the Laughter ==
 
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Latest revision as of 11:45, December 15, 2024


"My name is Hans. Drinking has ruined my life. I'm 31 years old!"
―Hans Moleman[src]
Hans Moleman
Hans Moleman.png
Artwork of Hans Moleman by Matt Groening
Character Information
Gender:
Male ♂
Status:
Alive
Age: 31[1][2]
Hair: Bald
Formerly blond[3]
Formerly brown[4]
Occupation: Various
Former mayor[4]
Relatives: Wife: Unnamed
Father: Unnamed
Son: Unnamed
Daughter: Unnamed
First appearance: "Principal Charming"
Voiced by: Dan Castellaneta


Hans Moleman (born August 2),[1] also known as Ralph Melish,[5][6] is a 4ft 4 in, 140 lb mole-like man with extremely bad luck. He is also a former Mayor of Springfield.[4]

Description[edit]

He has cataracts and is almost entirely blind (which has severely impaired his reading ability) and has used medical marijuana. He carries a brown cane with him everywhere, which was once shown to contain a hidden sword.

Biography[edit]

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Hans Moleman's driver's license

Although apparently elderly, Hans Moleman once claimed that he was only 31 years old[2] (his driver's license says he was born August 2, 1961, in a 1993 episode),[1] but due to his heavy drinking, he appears much older. However, this was wrong, most likely due to a combination of an error on his license and a mixture of old age and drinking.

Moleman is a former mayor of Springfield. Whilst he was the mayor, he bought a town anthem off a traveling salesman, which had also been sold to many other towns and cities. He also balanced the budget eight times during his time as mayor. When it was revealed that former Mayor Moleman had bought the town anthem and not written it himself as he had claimed, he was ejected from Springfield by being tied to a horse and sent out into the desert. After a long time, Moleman said "whoa" and the horse stopped and took him off its back.[4]

Hans was once mistaken for Bart and accidentally "de-programmed" (Homer and Marge had hired a cult de-programmer, hoping to convince Bart to move out of Mr. Burns' mansion and back in with them), apparently leading him to believe he is the son of Homer and Marge.[7] At one time, it was revealed that Hans Moleman slept with Lars Ulrich's grandmother, and is considered by Metallica to be a "real fan".[8]

Homer once stumbled across Hans Moleman as the leader of a race of Mole People in an underground fortress complete with earthquake machines.[9]

Moleman's home address is 920 Oak Grove, Springfield. He has also been seen living at the Springfield Retirement Castle and he is shown to live in a small house directly below the dam that was erected (and subsequently destroyed). Apparently, he had a father who lived at Springfield Retirement Castle with whom he does the wheelbarrow race with, indicating that he may actually be younger than he looks.[10]

Love life[edit]

Moleman once went on a date with Selma Bouvier. However, when she imagined what life with Moleman might be like, she kicked him out of her car (outside the wrong house). Moleman also went on a date with Lunchlady Dora at Holding Hands Point, Moleman claimed they were putting their relationship back together. Moleman and Dora were later seen together at a screening of "All the Wrong Reasons".[11][12] He was seen at "Grownup Halloween" with both Princess Kashmir and Stephanie Brockman.[13]

Careers[edit]

Hans Moleman with his earthquake machine
He runs an early morning radio show, on Springfield's jazz station KJAZZ-FM, in which he introduces himself as "This is Moleman in the Morning, Good Moleman to you". One of his other jobs was driving a truck filled with sugar (which he subsequently flipped onto its side, spilling its contents, much to Homer's delight.) He is often seen driving other types of trucks as well. He was seen transporting the birthplace of Edgar Allan Poe in a truck.[14] He also teaches an orange-eating class at the Adult Learning Centre in Springfield.

On another occasion, it is implied that he works at a bird sanctuary, as he has to order a bird seed bell ("No, that's too big").[15] He once worked as a postal worker. He once worked as a janitor at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant and received a severe head wound ("Oh no, my brains.") from Mr. Burns when Moleman asked Burns for seventeen dollars for a push-broom rebristling; Burns, high on ether, mistook him for the Lucky Charms leprechaun and went to his skull with a power drill. He has also been seen representing a Solar Power company.[16] Homer stumbles across Hans Moleman as the leader of a race of Mole People in an underground fortress complete with earthquake machines.[9] Before now he has also been working in a prison as someone giving out books.He has also made a short movie for the Springfield movie festival entitled "Man getting hit by football" in which his only three words were "Ow, my groin". Most recently, he has been sighted working as a teller at the First Bank of Springfield. He also worked as a Duff Delivery man in [17] and a janitor at the Power plant.[18][19]

Accidents[edit]

Hans has escaped death innumerable times, usually highly improbably. He survived when his car exploded, after Otto mistook the gremlin on the side of the schoolbus, for Moleman's AMC Gremlin (a car). He survived being thrown out of a 2 story building, he survived catching on fire due to the powerful magnifying effect of his glasses, Montgomery Burns drilling into his brain, capital punishment (in a local jail) after Homer eats his last meal, being crushed by a pizzeria rubble, being buried alive, getting stranded in the snow surrounded by wolves, getting run over by the school bus, mysteriously flying into the side of a restaurant,[20] sinking completely into quicksand, being run over (while carrying a "U Suck" sign in the middle of countless "Keep Out" signs) by Homer Simpson when trying to dump the Pig Crap into Springfield Lake, and being engulfed by the "anti-escape orb" that was attempting to catch Marge from escaping a Movementarian compound (a parody of the Rover security device from the 60s show the Prisoner).

Many times people will totally disregard him, usually leading to something like death, or simply imprisonment, but since he appears, even after "dying", those later appearances could indicate he survived. He has also had several accidents where he was not severely injured. He further angered the crowd at Bart and Lisa's junior hockey final because he fell down the steps then shouted 'We paid for blood!!'.[21] He also crashed his 1959 Cadillac into the side of Springfield's Planet Hype restaurant (which Marge mistook for a clever decoration). On one occasion, due to Homer's stupidity, he nearly drowned in his truck when it sank into the river after Homer blew up the bridge between Duff Brewery island and the rest of Springfield.

Non-canon[edit]

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In unaired episodes leaked by hacktivists from "Pseudo-nonymous" included the opening credits except when Homer threw the radioactive rod stuck in his back out of his car's window, it landed in the beverage cup in the hands of a young man who upon sucking from his straw was immediately transformed from handsome and muscular into Hans Moleman. He pleaded with the woman he was with that he is the same man on the inside, but she still ran away from him screaming.[22]

The Simpsons: Road Rage[edit]

In The Simpsons: Road Rage, Moleman is one of the characters who can be picked up as a passenger. He lives in an apartment on a back street near the Springfield Grocery Store.

The Simpsons: Tapped Out[edit]

Hans Moleman[edit]

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Hans Moleman
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Others[edit]

Behind the Laughter[edit]

Sketch of "Kindly Old Gent" and "Man With Nice Stride"

Moleman first appeared as a character model for the season two episode "Principal Charming", but he looked so shriveled and unrealistic that some one proclaimed to look like a "mole man". Before this, Moleman was known as "Kindly Old Gent". However, he was used in several episodes and later became a recurring character.

According to the episode "Principal Charming", his name was Ralph Melish, which is a reference to the Monty Python sketch, The Adventures Of Ralph Melish: Hot Dog and Knickers, from The Monty Python Matching Tie and Handkerchief.

According to a DVD commentary for one episode, some number of viewers were offended by Moleman's appearance, and he was reused in order to annoy people of such a viewpoint. Matt Groening has claimed that Hans Moleman was inspired by Tex Avery's Droopy Dog, who shares many of Moleman's deadpan and unassuming mannerisms.

Appearances[edit]

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References[edit]

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