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Lure Lass

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Lure Lass
(Laura Lasser)
Lure Lass.png
Superhero Information
Gender:
Female ♀
Status:
Fictional
Hair: Light brown
Occupation: Superhero
Powers: Alluring powers
First Appearance: The Molten Menace of Magmo, the Lava Man


Lure Lass, real name Laura Lasser, is a member of the Superior Squadron and a friend of Radioactive Man. She is in love with Captain Squid.

History[edit]

Lure Lass was with the Superior Squad when they took down Hypno Head. Afterwards, she helped with the cleanup. Lure Lass had feelings for Captain Squid and wished that he would act upon them.[1]

Lure Lass went with the rest of the Superior Squad to Crystal Belle's Crystal Balls to meet Plasmo.[2] However, this was a trap led by Madame Eczema, and Eczema captured the Superior Squad.[3] When Radioactive Man freed the Superior Squad, Lure Lass helped knock out Eczema soldiers.[4]

Lure Lass was one of the Superior Squad members who couldn't help stop Shootin' Irons as she was being held captive by The Scarlet Floozy.[5]

Lure Lass, along with the rest of the Superior Squad, got captured by Dr. Crab in his asteroid base. As the Superior Squad fought over who will lead the team after Radioactive Man's death, Dr. Crab's Crab-Bots attacked the Mando Building. Lure Lass fought back against them, attempting to use her alluring powers, which were ineffective against Dr. Crab and his Crab-Bots. After Radioactive Man returned from the dead, now evil, Lure Lass and the rest of the Superior Squad fought back against him but were defeated. Fallout Boy then managed to get the lightning bolt back into Radioactive Man's head, turning him good again.[6]

Lure Lass ended up staying behind with Captain Squid as the other superheroes went to stop the energy field above Zenith City. She took too long to get ready purposely so she could stay behind with Captain Squid When the heroes got back, Captain Squid was playing cards with Bug Boy, Captain Squid and Heart of Darkness. She told Radioactive Man that Fallout Boy had been calling to say that he was still on the roof where he left him, and that she wasn't his secretary.[7]

Laura Lasser went to the Zenith Beauty Salon to have her hair done. However, the Crazy Cat Lady went to rob the First Zenith National Bank. Laura saw that Weasel Woman had it handled and decided to stay at the salon. However, Weasel Woman got captured so Lure Lass left the salon to go and rescue her. Lure Lass stopped by the pharmacy to pick up anti-allergen medication and used that to help everyone get over their allergies to the Crazy Cat Lady's cats. When the Crazy Cat Lady got her cats to attack Lure Lass, Lure Lass shouted after the Crazy Cat lady to tell her that the cats were hungry. The Crazy Cat Lady went back to feed the cats and got captured. Lure Lass and Weasel Woman then went back to the salon together.[8]

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