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101 Ways to Die in a Kwik-E-Mart

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101 Ways to Die in a Kwik-E-Mart
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Comic Story information
Released: September 2006
Comic series: Bart Simpson's Treehouse of Horror
Pages: 4

101 Ways to Die in a Kwik-E-Mart is a list by Apu first printed in The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror Hoodoo Voodoo Brouhaha.


1. A splinter in a unsanded rotisserie dog
2. Being the bottom half of a seven-foot-tall "Adult"
3. From a bullet*
4. Trampled to death near the sales display for expired circus peanuts
5. Your pacemaker gets too close to the microwave... and/or the nitrate-laden chili dog in the microwave gets too close to your mouth
6. Eating your "Pre-dinner" here every night for twenty years
7. Super-fats automatic doors
8. Crushed by the monster truck hubcap attached to the restroom key
9. Slipping on the one part of the floor that is not sticky
10. In line... from old age
11. Ambushed in the restroom by the feral cats, who live under the dumpster out back and have developed a taste for things that smell like grease, salt, and sugar
12-101. The jerky aisle: 'Nuff said
*In the new "Bucket of Bulelts" Squishee! On sale now


Comic issue Release date Country
The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror Ominous Omnibus Vol. 2: Deadtime Stories for Boos & Ghouls August 1, 2023 Flag of the United States.png

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