Captain Kwik

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"Captain Kwik Must Respectfully Disagree, Malefactor!"

―While Battling The Human Torque

Captain Kwik (Apu Nahasapeemapetilon)

Superhero Information Status: Non-canon First Appearance: When Bongos Collide!

Captain Kwik was the name taken by Apu when a nuclear explosion caused by Itchy and Scratchy turned everyone into superheroes. He has super speed.

Appearances

• Comic story – When Bongos Collide!
• Comic story – The Final Collision
• Comic story – Interminable Crisis: The Extreme Alternate Edition

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