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Colonel Custard

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"I say you've jolly well bolixed things up, wot"
―Colonel Custard
Colonel Custard
Colonel Custard.jpg
Superhero Information
Male ♂
Hair: Orange
Powers: Pie throwing
First appearance: The Piemen of the World!

Colonel Custard is the English version of Pieman.


He has a sidekick called Kid Crumpet.