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{{Quote|My name is Hans. Drinking has ruined my life. I'm 31 years old!|Hans Moleman|Duffless}}
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{{Character
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|name = Hans Moleman
hair=None|
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|image = [[File:Hans Moleman.png|230px]]
age=31|
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|caption = Artwork of Hans Moleman by [[Matt Groening]]
job=Several different jobs|
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|gender = {{Male}}
relatives=Wife - Unnamed|
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|status = Alive
appearance=[[Principal Charming]]|
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|age = 31<ref name="Selma's Choice">"[[Selma's Choice]]"</ref><ref name="Duffless">"[[Duffless]]"</ref>
voiced by=[[Dan Castellaneta]]
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|hair = Bald<br>Formerly blond<ref>"[[The Ten-Per-Cent Solution]]"</ref><br>Formerly brown<ref name="Walking Big & Tall">"[[Walking Big & Tall]]"</ref>
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|job = Various<br>Former mayor<ref name="Walking Big & Tall"/>
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|relatives = '''Wife:''' [[Hans Moleman's family|Unnamed]]<br>'''Father:''' [[Hans Moleman's father|Unnamed]]<br>'''Son:''' [[Hans Moleman's family|Unnamed]]<br>'''Daughter:''' [[Hans Moleman's family|Unnamed]]
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|appearance = "[[Principal Charming]]"
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|voiced by = [[Dan Castellaneta]]
 
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'''Hans Moleman''' is voiced by [[Dan Castellaneta]]. He normally appears in a running gag, where he usually suffers unfortunate, nearly always tragic, events.
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'''Hans Moleman''' (born August 2),<ref name="Selma's Choice"/> also known as '''Ralph Melish''',<ref>"[[Principal Charming]]"</ref><ref>[[Every.Simpsons.Ever.]]</ref> is a 4ft 4 in, 140 lb mole-like man with extremely bad luck. He is also a former [[Mayor of Springfield]].<ref name="Walking Big & Tall"/>
 
==Character origins==
 
[[Matt Groening]] has claimed that Hans Moleman was inspired by Tex Avery's Droopy Dog, who shares many of Moleman's deadpan and unassuming mannerisms. Originally Hans Moleman was animated as black. Moleman first appeared as a character model in the early seasons, but he looked so shrivelled and unrealistic that he was proclaimed to look like a mole. However, he was used in several episodes and later became a recurring character. According to the episode "[[Principal Charming]]", his name was '''Ralph Melish''', which is a reference to the Monty Python sketch "The adventures of Ralph Melish: Hot Dog and Knickers" from The Monty Python Matching Tie and Handkerchief. The fact that he frequently has something unfortunate happen to him is similar to Kenny McCormick on the television show South Park, who, in the first five seasons, died in nearly every episode. He has died eight times.
 
  
==Biography==
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== Description ==
[[Image:HansMoleman.JPG|thumb|220px|"I think that I shall never see... my cataracts are blinding me."]]
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He has cataracts and is almost entirely blind (which has severely impaired his reading ability) and has used medical marijuana. He carries a brown cane with him everywhere, which was once shown to contain a hidden sword.
''Hans Moleman'' is the retconned name of the character. He is a 4 ft 4 in, 140 lb mole-like man with extremely bad luck. Although apparently elderly, he claims to be only 31 years old (his driver's license says he was born August 2, 1961), but due to his heavy drinking, he appears much older. He has cataracts and is almost entirely blind (which has severely impaired his reading ability) and has used medical marijuana. He carries a brown cane with him everywhere, which has once been shown to contain a hidden sword within it.
 
  
Hans usually drives a 1977 AMC Gremlin, although in "[[Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"]]" he drives a 1995 Ford Contour. (In "[[Treehouse of Horror IV]]", when Bart tells [[Otto Mann]] about a monstrous gremlin on the side of the bus, Otto mistakes Moleman's AMC Gremlin vehicle for Bart's claims, and rams it off the road - it veers towards a tree, but stops at a perfect distance, which then only leads the car to exploding, parodying the vehicle's alleged shoddiness), When the Department of Motor Vehicles (where [[Patty Bouvier|Patty]] and [[Selma Bouvier]] work) is shown, Moleman is often getting his driver's license approved or voided.
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== Biography ==
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[[File:Hans Moleman Every Simpsons Ever.jpg|thumb|250px|left]]
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[[File:920 Oak Grove.png|thumb|Hans Moleman's driver's license]]
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Although apparently elderly, Hans Moleman once claimed that he was only 31 years old<ref name="Duffless"/> (his driver's license says he was born August 2, 1961, in a 1993 episode),<ref name="Selma's Choice"/> but due to his heavy drinking, he appears much older. However, this was wrong, most likely due to a combination of an error on his license and a mixture of old age and drinking.
  
His home address is 920 Oak Grove, Springfield, USA 90701. (In reality, ''90701'' is the zip code for Artesia, California.) He has also been seen living at the [[Springfield Retirement Castle]].
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Moleman is a former mayor of Springfield. Whilst he was the mayor, he bought a town anthem off a traveling salesman, which had also been sold to many other towns and cities. He also balanced the budget eight times during his time as mayor. When it was revealed that former Mayor Moleman had bought the town anthem and not written it himself as he had claimed, he was ejected from Springfield by being tied to a horse and sent out into the desert. After a long time, Moleman said "whoa" and the horse stopped and took him off its back.<ref name="Walking Big & Tall"/>
  
==Careers==
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Hans was once mistaken for Bart and accidentally "de-programmed" (Homer and Marge had hired a cult de-programmer, hoping to convince Bart to move out of Mr. Burns' mansion and back in with them), apparently leading him to believe he is [[Bart|the son]] of [[Homer]] and [[Marge]].<ref>"[[Burns' Heir]]"</ref> At one time, it was revealed that Hans Moleman slept with Lars Ulrich's grandmother, and is considered by [[Metallica]] to be a "real fan".<ref>"[[The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer]]"</ref>
He runs an early morning radio show, on Springfield's jazz station KJAZZ-FM, in which he introduces himself as "This is Moleman in the Morning, Good Moleman to you". One of his other jobs was driving a truck filled with sugar (which he subsequently flipped onto its side, spilling its contents, much to Homer's delight.) He is often seen driving other types of trucks as well. In another episode ("[[Homer's Triple Bypass]]"), he is seen transporting the birthplace of Edgar Allan Poe in a truck. He also teaches an orange-eating class at the Adult Learning Centre in Springfield. On another occasion, it is implied that he works at a bird sanctuary, as he has to order a bird seed bell ("No, that's too big"). He once worked as a postal worker. He once worked as a janitor at the [[Springfield Nuclear Power Plant]] and received a severe head wound ("Oh no, my brains.") from [[Montgomery Burns|Mr. Burns]] when Moleman asked Burns for seventeen dollars for a push-broom rebristling; Burns, high on ether, mistook him for the Lucky Charms leprechaun and went to his skull with a power drill.
 
He has also been seen representing a Solar Power company in [[The Last Temptation of Homer]], and in [[Bart of Darkness]] he remarks (while looking at the sun) "You're certainly doing your job today."
 
  
==Accidents==
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Homer once stumbled across Hans Moleman as the leader of a race of Mole People in an underground fortress complete with earthquake machines.<ref name="Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder">"[[Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder]]"</ref>
Hans has escaped death innumerable times, usually highly improbably. He survived his car blowing up, catching on fire due to the powerful magnifying effect of his glasses, [[Montgomery Burns]] using a hand drill on his head, capital punishment (in a local jail) after Homer eats his last meal, being buried alive, and being engulfed by the "anti-escape bubble" that was attempting to catch Marge. Many times people will totally disregard him, usually leading to something like death, or simply imprisonment, but since he appears, even after "dying", those later appearances could indicate he survived. He was also once run over (under the tires) by Homer Simpson driving his car and emerged completely unharmed.
 
  
He has also had several accidents where he was not severely injured. He further angered the crowd at [[Lisa on Ice|Bart and Lisa's junior hockey final]] because he fell down the steps then shouted 'We paid for blood!'. He also crashed his 1959 Cadillac into the side of Springfield's Planet Hype restaurant (which Marge mistook for a clever decoration).
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Moleman's home address is [[920 Oak Grove]], [[Springfield]]. He has also been seen living at the Springfield Retirement Castle and he is shown to live in a small house directly below the dam that was erected (and subsequently destroyed). Apparently, he had a father who lived at Springfield Retirement Castle with whom he does the wheelbarrow race with, indicating that he may actually be younger than he looks.<ref>"[[In the Name of the Grandfather]]"</ref>
  
==Deaths, Injuries, Depressions, and Losses==
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=== Love life ===
;"[[Black Widower]]": He is having trouble at a test in The [[Springfield DMV]]
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Moleman once went on a date with [[Selma Bouvier]]. However, when she imagined what life with Moleman might be like, she kicked him out of her car (outside the wrong house). Moleman also went on a date with [[Lunchlady Dora]] at [[Holding Hands Point]], Moleman claimed they were putting their relationship back together. Moleman and Dora were later seen together at a screening of "[[All the Wrong Reasons]]".<ref>"[[Homer Scissorhands]]"</ref><ref>"[[Beware My Cheating Bart]]"</ref> He was seen at "Grownup Halloween" with both [[Princess Kashmir]] and [[Stephanie Brockman]].<ref>"[[Halloween of Horror]]"</ref>
  
;"[[Homer's Triple Bypass]]":Hans is driving a truck with a house (the birthplace of Edgar Allan Poe) on the back. Homer runs him off the road and his truck bursts into flames.
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=== Careers ===
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[[File:MolemanEarthquake.png|thumb|left|260px|Hans Moleman with his earthquake machine]]He runs an early morning radio show, on [[Springfield]]'s jazz station KJAZZ-FM, in which he introduces himself as "This is Moleman in the Morning, Good Moleman to you". One of his other jobs was driving a truck filled with sugar (which he subsequently flipped onto its side, spilling its contents, much to Homer's delight.) He is often seen driving other types of trucks as well. He was seen transporting the birthplace of Edgar Allan Poe in a truck.<ref>"[[Homer's Triple Bypass]]"</ref> He also teaches an orange-eating class at the Adult Learning Centre in Springfield.  
  
;"[[Selma's Choice]]": After a messed up date with [[Selma]] he gets kicked out of her car and is dropped of in a random place that is not his house.
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On another occasion, it is implied that he works at a bird sanctuary, as he has to order a bird seed bell ("No, that's too big").<ref>"[[Itchy & Scratchy Land]]"</ref> He once worked as a postal worker. He once worked as a janitor at the [[Springfield Nuclear Power Plant]] and received a severe head wound ("Oh no, my brains.") from [[Mr. Burns]] when Moleman asked Burns for seventeen dollars for a push-broom rebristling; Burns, high on ether, mistook him for the Lucky Charms leprechaun and went to his skull with a power drill. He has also been seen representing a Solar Power company.<ref>"[[The Last Temptation of Homer]]"</ref> Homer stumbles across Hans Moleman as the leader of a race of Mole People in an underground fortress complete with earthquake machines.<ref name="Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder"/> Before now he has also been working in a prison as someone giving out books.He has also made a short movie for the Springfield movie festival entitled "Man getting hit by football" in which his only three words were "Ow, my groin".
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Most recently, he has been sighted working as a teller at the [[First Bank of Springfield]]. He also worked as a Duff Delivery man in <ref>"[[MyPods and Boomsticks]]"</ref> and a janitor at the Power plant.<ref>"[[Million Dollar Maybe]]"</ref><ref>"[[Team Homer]]"</ref>
  
;"[[Treehouse of Horror IV]]":Otto runs him off the road in the school bus, after Bart says there is a gremlin on the side of the bus (Moleman was driving his AMC Gremlin) . His car stops inches from a tree, then after a second, blows up.
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=== Accidents ===
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Hans has escaped death innumerable times, usually highly improbably. He survived when his car exploded, after Otto mistook the gremlin on the side of the schoolbus, for Moleman's AMC Gremlin (a car). He survived being thrown out of a 2 story building, he survived catching on fire due to the powerful magnifying effect of his glasses, [[Charles Montgomery Burns|Montgomery Burns]] drilling into his brain, capital punishment (in a local jail) after Homer eats his last meal, being crushed by a pizzeria rubble, being buried alive, getting stranded in the snow surrounded by wolves, getting run over by the school bus, mysteriously flying into the side of a restaurant,<ref>"[[My Sister, My Sitter]]"</ref> sinking completely into quicksand, being run over (while carrying a "U Suck" sign in the middle of countless "Keep Out" signs) by Homer Simpson when trying to dump the Pig Crap into Springfield Lake, and being engulfed by the "anti-escape orb" that was attempting to catch Marge from escaping a [[Movementarianism|Movementarian]] compound (a parody of the Rover security device from the 60s show ''the Prisoner'').  
  
;"[[Boy-Scoutz N the Hood ]]": He draws an improbably large knife from his cane to defend himself from Moe, only to tip over due to its severe weight
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Many times people will totally disregard him, usually leading to something like death, or simply imprisonment, but since he appears, even after "dying", those later appearances could indicate he survived. He has also had several accidents where he was not severely injured. He further angered the crowd at Bart and Lisa's junior hockey final because he fell down the steps then shouted 'We paid for blood!!'.<ref>"[[Lisa on Ice]]"</ref> He also crashed his 1959 Cadillac into the side of Springfield's Planet Hype restaurant (which Marge mistook for a clever decoration). On one occasion, due to Homer's stupidity, he nearly drowned in his truck when it sank into the river after Homer blew up the bridge between Duff Brewery island and the rest of Springfield.
  
;"[[The Last Temptation of Homer]]":Hans was knocked out at the power convention
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== Non-canon ==
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{{Noncanon}}
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In unaired episodes leaked by hacktivists from "[[Pseudo-nonymous]]" included the [[opening credits]] except when [[Homer]] threw the radioactive rod stuck in his back out of [[Pink Sedan|his car]]'s window, it landed in the beverage cup in the hands of a young man who upon sucking from his straw was immediately transformed from handsome and muscular into Hans Moleman. He pleaded with the woman he was with that he is the same man on the inside, but she still ran away from him screaming.<ref>"[[Lisa the Boy Scout]]"</ref>
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=== The Simpsons: Road Rage ===
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In ''[[The Simpsons: Road Rage]]'', Moleman is one of the characters who can be picked up as a passenger. He lives in an [[Moleman's apartment|apartment]] on a back street near the [[Springfield Grocery Store]].
  
;"[[Burns' Heir]]": After Homer and Marge hire a professional brainwasher to win back Bart from Mr. Burns, Moleman is abducted and brainwashed instead. He is not deprogrammed by the end of the episode, still believing that he is Bart Simpson.
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=== The Simpsons: Tapped Out ===
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==== Hans Moleman ====
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{{TranscludeSection|The Simpsons: Tapped Out characters/Squeaky-Voiced Teens & Molemen|Moleman}}
  
;"[[Bart of Darkness]]":Hans raises his glasses on a hot day, the sun's beam magnifies through the lenses and sets him on fire.
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==== Others ====
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<gallery>
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File:Hans Mechman.png|[[Hans Mechman]]
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File:Iron Lung.png|[[Iron Lung]]
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</gallery>
  
;"[[Lisa's Rival]]":Homer sees that Hans has crashed a truck of sugar. Sending him to phone to call for help, Homer steals the sugar
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== Behind the Laughter ==
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[[File:Principal Charming Moleman, Man With Nice Stride.jpg|thumb|left|Sketch of "Kindly Old Gent" and "Man With Nice Stride"]]
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Moleman first appeared as a character model for the season two episode "[[Principal Charming]]", but he looked so shriveled and unrealistic that some one proclaimed to look like a "mole man". Before this, Moleman was known as "Kindly Old Gent". However, he was used in several episodes and later became a recurring character.
  
;"[[Itchy & Scratchy Land]]":When chaos breaks out at Itchy & Scratchy Land, Marge says they should have gone to the bird sanctuary. However, the sanctuary is even more chaotic. Hans is in a phone booth (being attacked by The Birds), asking for a large amount of bird seed.
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According to the episode "[[Principal Charming]]", his name was '''Ralph Melish''', which is a reference to the ''Monty Python'' sketch, ''The Adventures Of Ralph Melish: Hot Dog and Knickers'', from ''The Monty Python Matching Tie and Handkerchief''.  
  
;"[[Lisa on Ice]]":Hans falls over at the peewee hockey match
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According to a DVD commentary for one episode, some number of viewers were offended by Moleman's appearance, and he was reused in order to annoy people of such a viewpoint. Matt Groening has claimed that Hans Moleman was inspired by Tex Avery's Droopy Dog, who shares many of Moleman's deadpan and unassuming mannerisms.
  
;"[[A Star Is Burns]]":For a film contest, he enters a video in which he is hit in the groin by a football.
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== Appearances ==
 
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;"[[The Springfield Connection]]":Seen at Springfield prison, about to be sent to the electric chair.
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'''Episodes:'''
;"[[Mother Simpson]]":He is in a coffin at the graveyard, not wanting to cause a fuss.
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{{Season2A
 
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|E14=yes
;"[[Team Homer]]": After asking a drugged up Burns for new bristles for his broom, Burns believes he is a leprechaun and proceeds to get his "lucky charms" by drilling into his head. Moleman's now famous response: "Oh no, My brains."
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|E17=yes
 
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}}
;"[[22 Short Films about Springfield]]":Hans is locked inside the [[Kwik-E-Mart]] for four minutes while [[Apu Nahasapeemapetilon|Apu]] dashes out to attend a party. On Apu's return, Hans chides him: "You took four minutes of my life and I want them back." However, he notes that he would only waste them anyway.
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{{Season3A
 
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|E21=yes
;"[[Burns Baby Burns]]":When Homer and Larry Burns are hiding in the movie theater he is the only ohter person and is distracted by their noises and gets popcorn thrown in his face.
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{{Season4A
;"[[The Twisted World of Marge Simpson]]":His hot dog cart is destroyed during a montage of snack businesses being strong-armed by the [[Springfield Mafia]].
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|E3=yes
 
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|E9=yes
;"[[My Sister, My Sitter]]":Hans is in the car which is stuck in the wall of Planet Hype. [[Marge]] mistakens it for a decoration.
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|E11=yes
 
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|E13=yes
;"[[The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase]]": His cataracts are blinding him.
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|E16=yes
 
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;"[[Treehouse of Horror VIII]]":Hans might have died in the explosion
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{{Season5A
 
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|E5=yes
;"[[The Joy of Sect]]":Eaten by [[List of fictional characters within The Simpsons|Rover]]
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|E5n=Terror at 5 1/2 Feet
 
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|E7=yes
;"[[Dumbbell Indemnity]]":In prison, Homer knocks him out with a book titled "How To Tunnel Out of Prison".
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|E8=yes
 
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|E9=yes
;"[[Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble"]]": Homer runs away from the hospital. Hans is driving a car-transporting truck and almost ran over Homer. Hans manages to stop the truck, but a car from the truck fell over Homer
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|E10=yes
 
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|E14=yes
;"[[Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?]]":Hans runs a stall called "Moleman's Gruel". When Lisa tells Homer that the poisoned éclair is low fat, Homer throws it into Hans' gruel, which explodes.
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|E17=yes
 
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|E18=yes
;"[[The Computer Wore Menace Shoes]]": Moe's "terrible, terrible secret" is keeping a starving Hans Moleman locked up in the basement of his bar.
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|E20=yes
 
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|E21=yes
;"[[Children of a Lesser Clod]]":When Marge goes to identify a body at the morgue, she finds that it is Hans. He is alive and well, but the coroner ignores Hans' cries as 'air escaping'.
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|E22=yes
 
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;"[[Simpsons Tall Tales]]":Lisa (as Connie Johnny Appleseed) believes a tree is calling to her. However, it was actually Hans Moleman, drowning in quicksand.
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{{Season6A
 
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|E1=yes
;"[[The Parent Rap]]":Near the end of the episode, as the Simpsons are driving away from the courthouse (when Bart was ultimately dismissed from the accusation against him), Homer accidentally drives over Hans when stopping by a traffic light. Homer then drives away pretending that nothing happened. Moleman is then seen getting up and continuing to cross the street.
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|E2=yes
 
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|E3=yes
;"[[Little Girl in the Big Ten]]": Pretends to be a college freshman and attends lectures, just so he can find a place to sit down.
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|E4=yes
 
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|E7=yes
;"[[Three Gays of the Condo]]": Hans is in a gay club under the mistaken belief that he was at his army reunion. He is taken away by a homosexual man in a tight army uniform, as the man seemingly outranks Hans as a 'Colonel'.
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|E8=yes
 
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|E18=yes
;"[[Treehouse of Horror XIV]]": Killed at Baseball game by the Homer Reaper
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|E22=yes
 
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|E23=yes
;"[['Tis the Fifteenth Season]]":The townspeople see a bright star in the sky and believe it is a miracle. In fact, it was a flare fired by Hans who was trapped in the snow. Some wolves come up behind him, but Hans mistakenly believes they are rescue dogs.
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|E25=yes
 
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;"[[Treehouse of Horror XV]]":After a head injury, [[Ned Flanders]] gains the ability to foresee the death of anyone he touches. He catches Hans after Hans falls from some power-lines (having been tossed there by bullies), foresees Hans being eaten by alligators and drops him in horror, accidentally into an open manhole where he is eaten by alligators, to which Hans says "Another set back..."
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{{Season7A
 
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|E1=yes
;"[[Treehouse of Horror XVI]]": On Halloween, a witch turns everyone in Springfield into their costumes. Hans is turned into a mole, and he says "Oh, this isn't fair, I wasn't wearing a costume."; a visual pun referring to his surname.
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|E2=yes
 
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|E4=yes
;"[[Million Dollar Abie]]": Faints from a heartattack.
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|E8=yes
 
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|E12=yes
;"[[Treehouse of Horror XVII]]": Possibly gets his brain and heart sucked out by [[Kang and Kodos]].
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|E15=yes
 
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|E16=yes
;"[[You Kent Always Say What You Want]]": Marge crawls under his truck.
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|E21=yes
 
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|E23=yes
;"[[The Simpsons Movie]]": When [[Homer]] is about to pollute [[Lake Springfield]] Hans is holding a sign saying "You Suck" only to have Homer run over him.
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{{Season8A
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|E4=yes
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|E5=yes
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|E8=yes
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|E10=yes
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|E11=yes
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|E13=yes
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|E14=yes
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|E17=yes
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|E18=yes
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|E19=yes
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|E22=yes
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|E24=yes
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|E25=yes
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|E2=yes
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|E3=yes
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|E7=yes
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|E9=yes
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|E11=yes
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|E11n=archive footage
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|E13=yes
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|E15=yes
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|E16=yes
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|E20=yes
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|E24=yes
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|E21=yes
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|E1=yes
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|E2=yes
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|E21=yes
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|E21n=Connie Appleseed
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|E1=yes
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|E1=yes
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|E1n=Reaper Madness; Stop the World, I Want to Goof Off
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|E1=yes
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|E18=yes
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|E19=yes
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;"[[The Simpsons Game]]": It is possible to beat him.
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== References ==
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;"[[Treehouse of Horror XVIII]]": He is caught in one of the kid's pranks. 
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Latest revision as of 11:45, December 15, 2024


"My name is Hans. Drinking has ruined my life. I'm 31 years old!"
―Hans Moleman[src]
Hans Moleman
Hans Moleman.png
Artwork of Hans Moleman by Matt Groening
Character Information
Gender:
Male ♂
Status:
Alive
Age: 31[1][2]
Hair: Bald
Formerly blond[3]
Formerly brown[4]
Occupation: Various
Former mayor[4]
Relatives: Wife: Unnamed
Father: Unnamed
Son: Unnamed
Daughter: Unnamed
First appearance: "Principal Charming"
Voiced by: Dan Castellaneta


Hans Moleman (born August 2),[1] also known as Ralph Melish,[5][6] is a 4ft 4 in, 140 lb mole-like man with extremely bad luck. He is also a former Mayor of Springfield.[4]

Description[edit]

He has cataracts and is almost entirely blind (which has severely impaired his reading ability) and has used medical marijuana. He carries a brown cane with him everywhere, which was once shown to contain a hidden sword.

Biography[edit]

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Hans Moleman's driver's license

Although apparently elderly, Hans Moleman once claimed that he was only 31 years old[2] (his driver's license says he was born August 2, 1961, in a 1993 episode),[1] but due to his heavy drinking, he appears much older. However, this was wrong, most likely due to a combination of an error on his license and a mixture of old age and drinking.

Moleman is a former mayor of Springfield. Whilst he was the mayor, he bought a town anthem off a traveling salesman, which had also been sold to many other towns and cities. He also balanced the budget eight times during his time as mayor. When it was revealed that former Mayor Moleman had bought the town anthem and not written it himself as he had claimed, he was ejected from Springfield by being tied to a horse and sent out into the desert. After a long time, Moleman said "whoa" and the horse stopped and took him off its back.[4]

Hans was once mistaken for Bart and accidentally "de-programmed" (Homer and Marge had hired a cult de-programmer, hoping to convince Bart to move out of Mr. Burns' mansion and back in with them), apparently leading him to believe he is the son of Homer and Marge.[7] At one time, it was revealed that Hans Moleman slept with Lars Ulrich's grandmother, and is considered by Metallica to be a "real fan".[8]

Homer once stumbled across Hans Moleman as the leader of a race of Mole People in an underground fortress complete with earthquake machines.[9]

Moleman's home address is 920 Oak Grove, Springfield. He has also been seen living at the Springfield Retirement Castle and he is shown to live in a small house directly below the dam that was erected (and subsequently destroyed). Apparently, he had a father who lived at Springfield Retirement Castle with whom he does the wheelbarrow race with, indicating that he may actually be younger than he looks.[10]

Love life[edit]

Moleman once went on a date with Selma Bouvier. However, when she imagined what life with Moleman might be like, she kicked him out of her car (outside the wrong house). Moleman also went on a date with Lunchlady Dora at Holding Hands Point, Moleman claimed they were putting their relationship back together. Moleman and Dora were later seen together at a screening of "All the Wrong Reasons".[11][12] He was seen at "Grownup Halloween" with both Princess Kashmir and Stephanie Brockman.[13]

Careers[edit]

Hans Moleman with his earthquake machine
He runs an early morning radio show, on Springfield's jazz station KJAZZ-FM, in which he introduces himself as "This is Moleman in the Morning, Good Moleman to you". One of his other jobs was driving a truck filled with sugar (which he subsequently flipped onto its side, spilling its contents, much to Homer's delight.) He is often seen driving other types of trucks as well. He was seen transporting the birthplace of Edgar Allan Poe in a truck.[14] He also teaches an orange-eating class at the Adult Learning Centre in Springfield.

On another occasion, it is implied that he works at a bird sanctuary, as he has to order a bird seed bell ("No, that's too big").[15] He once worked as a postal worker. He once worked as a janitor at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant and received a severe head wound ("Oh no, my brains.") from Mr. Burns when Moleman asked Burns for seventeen dollars for a push-broom rebristling; Burns, high on ether, mistook him for the Lucky Charms leprechaun and went to his skull with a power drill. He has also been seen representing a Solar Power company.[16] Homer stumbles across Hans Moleman as the leader of a race of Mole People in an underground fortress complete with earthquake machines.[9] Before now he has also been working in a prison as someone giving out books.He has also made a short movie for the Springfield movie festival entitled "Man getting hit by football" in which his only three words were "Ow, my groin". Most recently, he has been sighted working as a teller at the First Bank of Springfield. He also worked as a Duff Delivery man in [17] and a janitor at the Power plant.[18][19]

Accidents[edit]

Hans has escaped death innumerable times, usually highly improbably. He survived when his car exploded, after Otto mistook the gremlin on the side of the schoolbus, for Moleman's AMC Gremlin (a car). He survived being thrown out of a 2 story building, he survived catching on fire due to the powerful magnifying effect of his glasses, Montgomery Burns drilling into his brain, capital punishment (in a local jail) after Homer eats his last meal, being crushed by a pizzeria rubble, being buried alive, getting stranded in the snow surrounded by wolves, getting run over by the school bus, mysteriously flying into the side of a restaurant,[20] sinking completely into quicksand, being run over (while carrying a "U Suck" sign in the middle of countless "Keep Out" signs) by Homer Simpson when trying to dump the Pig Crap into Springfield Lake, and being engulfed by the "anti-escape orb" that was attempting to catch Marge from escaping a Movementarian compound (a parody of the Rover security device from the 60s show the Prisoner).

Many times people will totally disregard him, usually leading to something like death, or simply imprisonment, but since he appears, even after "dying", those later appearances could indicate he survived. He has also had several accidents where he was not severely injured. He further angered the crowd at Bart and Lisa's junior hockey final because he fell down the steps then shouted 'We paid for blood!!'.[21] He also crashed his 1959 Cadillac into the side of Springfield's Planet Hype restaurant (which Marge mistook for a clever decoration). On one occasion, due to Homer's stupidity, he nearly drowned in his truck when it sank into the river after Homer blew up the bridge between Duff Brewery island and the rest of Springfield.

Non-canon[edit]

Donut Homer.png The contents of this article or section are considered to be non-canon and therefore may not have actually happened or existed.

In unaired episodes leaked by hacktivists from "Pseudo-nonymous" included the opening credits except when Homer threw the radioactive rod stuck in his back out of his car's window, it landed in the beverage cup in the hands of a young man who upon sucking from his straw was immediately transformed from handsome and muscular into Hans Moleman. He pleaded with the woman he was with that he is the same man on the inside, but she still ran away from him screaming.[22]

The Simpsons: Road Rage[edit]

In The Simpsons: Road Rage, Moleman is one of the characters who can be picked up as a passenger. He lives in an apartment on a back street near the Springfield Grocery Store.

The Simpsons: Tapped Out[edit]

Hans Moleman[edit]

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Hans Moleman
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Others[edit]

Behind the Laughter[edit]

Sketch of "Kindly Old Gent" and "Man With Nice Stride"

Moleman first appeared as a character model for the season two episode "Principal Charming", but he looked so shriveled and unrealistic that some one proclaimed to look like a "mole man". Before this, Moleman was known as "Kindly Old Gent". However, he was used in several episodes and later became a recurring character.

According to the episode "Principal Charming", his name was Ralph Melish, which is a reference to the Monty Python sketch, The Adventures Of Ralph Melish: Hot Dog and Knickers, from The Monty Python Matching Tie and Handkerchief.

According to a DVD commentary for one episode, some number of viewers were offended by Moleman's appearance, and he was reused in order to annoy people of such a viewpoint. Matt Groening has claimed that Hans Moleman was inspired by Tex Avery's Droopy Dog, who shares many of Moleman's deadpan and unassuming mannerisms.

Appearances[edit]

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