Abraham Simpson

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"Ahh!"

―Grandpa's catchphrase

Abraham Jay-Jedediah Simpson II Artwork of Abraham

Character Information Gender: Male ♂ Status: Alive Alias(es): Abe Grampa Simpson Grampa Glamorous Godfrey Honest Abe Little Grandpa Simpson Age: 86 Hair: Blondish, formerly brown Occupation: World War II Veteran Flying Hellfish member Relatives: Parents: Orville Simpson & Yuma Hickman Brothers: Bill, Chet, Tyrone, Cyrus, Hubert and possibly Boris Simpson Possible Sister: Hortense Simpson Aunts: Twitta, Bonita and Elrita Simpson Grandparents: "Old Tut" Simpson & "Happy" Dinsdale Ex-wives: Mona Simpson (deceased), Amber Simpson (deceased), Selma Bouvier and Tallulah Winkelman Children: Homer Simpson, Herbert Powell & Abbie Grandchildren: Bart, Lisa & Maggie Simpson Great-Grandparents: Abraham Simpson I/Howland Simpson and Gabby Crouse Great-Great-Grandparents: Hiram Simpson/Garwood Simpson or Virgil Simpson and Mabel Simpson/Clowta Stillman First appearance: "World War III" (photograph only) "Grampa & the Kids" Voiced by: Dan Castellaneta

Abraham "Abe" Jay-Jedediah Simpson II, usually referred to as Grampa Simpson or simply Grampa, is the patriarch of the Simpson family, the father of Homer Simpson, Herbert Powell, and Abbie and the grandfather of Bart, Lisa, and Maggie Simpson. Abe is a World War II veteran who was later sent to the Springfield Retirement Castle by Homer. He is known for his long, rambling, and often inaccurate stories and general incompetence.

Biography

Almost all of Grampa's biographical information is supplied by himself. Many of his stories seem to be wildly inaccurate, often physically or historically impossible, and occasionally inconsistent even with each other, suggesting that Abe is senile (Though his reaction to Bart's reaction to one of his stories implies that he is aware that he is being inconsistent). As such, all information provided is taken with a grain of salt. He is a member of the stonecutters, masons, communists, as well as being president of the gay and lesbian party for some reason. Additionally, he suffers from sporadic narcoleptic attacks.

History

Artwork of Abraham as "Glamorous Godfrey"

Childhood

Abraham Jedediah Simpson, perennially known as "Grampa" Simpson, was born in the "Old Country"; he apparently does not remember which country exactly. Most likely it was Canada, as that is where his great-great-grandparents imigrated to in 1860 to avoid being arrested for helping a slave (his great-great-grandfather, to be precise) escape. Abe claims that, when he was a young boy, he emigrated to America with his parents, and moved into the Statue of Liberty. For a few years they lived here, but they were forced to move out when they filled the head with too much garbage. He also says he served in the first world war and had to lie about his age, being around five at the time. He worked as a shoeshine boy at Springfield Union Station, and claims that a not-yet-famous Clark Gable was one of his customers, whom he gave his copy of Gone With the Wind.

Life in the army

In the 1936 Berlin Olympics, Abe was participating in the javelin event. His throw nearly hit Hitler, who was watching in the stands. Luckily (for Hitler) it missed and hit the man who was about to assassinate him. At a later date, Grampa claimed he and Hitler laughed about it.

Abe fighting for the Flying Hellfish.

Abe's recollections of his World War II experiences are sometimes implausible. Abe was not initially keen to fight in Europe. After the United States declared war he supposedly tried to avoid service by dressing in drag and playing for a women's baseball team in 1942, which kept him from serving for a year before he was eventually discovered. Later on, he and his unit served in The Battle of the Bulge, where he nearly succeeded in assassinating Hitler (though Montgomery Burns thwarted it at the last moment), almost a year later, they then invade an abandoned castle owned by the Nazis and flushed the Nazis out, though Montgomery tries to remove some paintings. Although he opposed the decision, and was morally against the idea, he ended up deciding to let Burns do it, though only so he might have a nest-egg after retirement. After "liberating" a stash of priceless art from the Nazis, Abe's unit (the Flying Hellfish) formed a tontine, and buried the art in a trunk at sea. Decades later, Charles Montgomery Burns tries to murder Abe in order to get the art, prompting Abe to violate the tontine. When Abe and Bart retrieve the art from Burns after a spectacular confrontation, the State Department arrives to give the art to their "rightful" owner, Baron von Bertzenberger, a snooty young German aristocrat (this part imples that this did actually happen).

Abe fathered an illegitimate daughter in the United Kingdom the day before he joined the D-Day operations in Normandy. Years later, Abe and his family met this daughter, lending further credence to the idea that he served in Europe. Moreover, he once showed Bart and Lisa an album with photos of Germans killed by his platoon. He was also awarded the Iron Cross for accidentally directing U.S. jeeps into Nazi minefields. Another piece of information to support this idea is the fact that he visited O'Flanagan's Pub pub in Ireland a long time ago in his WWII sergeant's uniform. Abe once dressed as a women dancer in disguise and made sexual motions towards Adolf Hitler but when he leaned in down one of the fruits in his bra fell onto the stage and Adolf Hitler gagged.

Life in the navy

Abe also claims to have served in the Navy during world war two. He served as a pilot on an aircraft carrier with his brother, Cyrus, and Montgomery Burns.. He also served on a destroyer called the USS World War One during world war two in Thursdays with Abie. The USS world war One was sunk by a heat seeking torpedo they fired the other day. After the ship was sunk Abe and his fellow sailors rode on the back of sharks to avoid being eaten by them and had them swim in formation to spell a rescue message. It is also implied that they also tamed and befriended the sharks in question as a result.

Abraham also says he served on PT boat 109 where he heard John F. Kennedy speaking in German ("Ich bin ein Berliner"). Abe claims that he is a Nazi and he and the fellow sailors tackle Kennedy.

He boasts of having been a watchman at Pearl Harbor (falling asleep on duty), and claims that President Grover Cleveland spanked him on two nonconsecutive occasions. Also, in 1947, he met future Itchy creator and bum Chester Lampwick, and he offered him a plate of Corn Muffins under the condition that Lampwick paint his chicken coop. However, he never did, resulting in Abe carrying a grudge against him. Lampwick later revealed that this was because the Corn Muffins were "lousy."

Life in the air force

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Abe and Mona in the 1950s.

In the 1950s, Abe had joined in the air force. Here, he met his future wife, Mona, who was a cocktail waitress at the main diner near the base, where she was known as Sunny. Abe fell in love with Mona, but wasn't brave enough to attract her attention, so he stopped his regular maintenance job and took a supersonic flight that nearly killed him, but won Mona over.

Fatherhood

Afterwards, he went to the carnival, and encountered a prostitute, thus resulting in the procreation of his illegitimate son, Herb Powell. He then married Mona, and after having a bit of his tonic with her, they made love and accidentally procreated Homer Simpson. Mona, shortly after Homer's birth, also made Abe swear not to tell Homer that he has a half brother. He continued to use the Simpson Farm until the bank foreclosed the farm due to the Cows producing sour milk, theorizing that something must have spooked them good (unknown to Abe, the reason why the cows were spooked was that Homer had traumatized them by running around and yelling at them). When Homer aspired to become President of the United States (more specifically President Kennedy), Abe had beat Homer down for thinking that Homer even had a chance of becoming President. After moving from the farm, they settled in an apartment, and watched the third Super Bowl, which indirectly made him responsible for his wife becoming a hippie. He then was dragged to Woodstock, and after scolding Homer for emulating the Hippie lifestyle, attempted to send him off to the Vietnam War. After Mona was forced to run away from home after destroying Mr. Burns's Germ Warfare Lab, he lied to Homer by claiming that Mona died when he was at the movies.

He started work at Spiro's and writing songs. Rita LaFleur heard his songs and liked them and they she starting singning his song and they marries. When Rita are going to Europe on a tour stayed Abe in the USA for raising up Homer.

Rise to fame

The whole family go on a visit to Wet 'N' Wacky World. When the rest of the family are watching Slimu, Grampa stays on a shark bench and recalls how he once rode a shark. Then a newspaper columnist called Marshall Goldman turns up, and is interested in his stories. Soon the whole of Springfield is reading them. Despite being offered a chance for Mitch Albom to write about him, Grampa sticks with Marshall, who is constantly with him writing what he says. Homer comes to visit his father, but Abe rejects him. While Homer is submitting a column to the shopper about Mr. Burns (who Homer uses as an adoptive father to get back at Abe), he sneaks into Marshall's office, and finds out that Marshall is planning to kill Abe at precisely 3pm on the Tinseltown Starliner, and even has the article and award application ready. Meanwhile at Springfield Union Station, Abe is aboard the train with Marshall, and despite Homer's many attempts to warn him, Abe has no idea because of hearing problems. When he is sleeping, Marshall is just about to suffocate him when Homer jumps aboard and stops him, not expecting Marshall to pull out a knife, and then retrieve a gun form the pillow. They both wrestle for control of the gun when Abe gets up and hits Marshall on the head with a bottle, but this has no effect. When putting his hands up to surrender, he grabs the trains emergency brake lever, which sends Marshall flying back and causes him to be crushed by luggage. Both Homer and Grampa then embrace, and the family is back together. In the end Abe decides to let Homer tell the story of how he saved Homer's life (his first ramble) and Homer ends up talking about Godzilla and The Rolling Stones. Abe has also shown that he is good at sporting activities even though he is old, winning the Senior Olympics.

Life today

Grampa's character folder in the Hall of Records on The Simpsons website.

Due to his apparent senility, Abe is often ignored by Homer and other cast members, and is alternatively content with this, resentful of this, or completely unaware of his being ignored. Abe is very friendly with Jasper and the Crazy Old Man, like Hans Moleman, Abe often appears in recurring gags. He is also very unlucky and forgetful at times sometimes forgetting where he lives or where his son lives. Abe has also had many affairs with lots of women, such as Beatrice Simmons in the episode "Old Money" where she died and left Abe an inheritance of $106,000. He has also married Selma in the episode "Rome-old and Juliet". Abe has also had many relatives in The Simpsons who he has mentioned in his stories several times. Abe has also acted as a good father to Homer at times and as also acted as a good grandfather to Bart and Lisa. However, he does not like cheekiness from Homer, Bart, or Lisa, he also demands to be treated right and he reckons he is just as important as the others. He has also had an affair with Jackie Bouvier [Marge's mother], who broke up with him after she was wooed by Mr. Burns.

Occupations

For forty years, Abe worked as a security guard at a cranberry silo. Within his elderly years he was a Wal-Mart greeter, a cartoon writer, and a traveling salesman of an aphrodisiac.

Relationships

Homer

Abe was not a particularly caring father to Homer, as evidenced at one point when he tells his son, "Homer, you're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it!" Homer does not normally appear to resent these casual abuses, though in one episode in which Abe calls Homer an accident, years of pent up anger on Homer's part leads to a temporary estrangement. Homer also takes every opportunity to ignore or eject his father, whom he placed in a dilapidated retirement home. Abe held a variety of postwar jobs, including a farmer in Homer's early childhood until the bank foreclosed. Abe was also a watchman at a cranberry silo for forty years. He spent most of this time living in a house he won on a crooked 1950s game show until he sold it to help Homer buy a house for his family. Abe moved in with the family, but was sent to a retirement home some three weeks later. Abe was also angered about Homer's role in ensuring of the Trappuccino incident, yelling "I'm part of the mob!" when Homer inquired on his safety.

Other family

Abraham Simpson is estranged husband to Mona Simpson, father to Homer Simpson, father-in-law to Marge Simpson and grandfather to siblings Bart, Lisa and Maggie. He also fathered two illegitimate children; a daughter named Abbie by a British lady named Edwina while in England during World War II and Herbert Powell with a carnival hooker. He was briefly married to Amber, the same woman Homer married on a Vegas binge. Also in The Simpsons Uncensored Family Album, the family tree shows his parents' names to be Orville Simpson and Yuma Hickman. Abe's brother Cyrus lives in Tahiti with multiple wives.

Mona

Abe and Mona's wedding day

He was married for several years to Mona, who became entranced with the hippie lifestyle after watching Joe Namath on TV. She became a fugitive from justice after she abetted in the sabotage of a biological weapons research lab owned by Montgomery Burns. Abe had no interest in this, instead focussing on the TV. Abe tells a six-year-old Homer that Mona died while Homer was at the movies. Abe and Homer also don't seem to get along as seen in several episodes where they are usually arguing amongst themselves.

Personality

The Springfield Retirement Castle, Abe's home.

Grampa Simpson is an old, grizzled, periodically incontinent and quite senile man, who lives in the Springfield Retirement Castle; which is a sad, lonely place filled with demented, crippled and depressed old people (a sign near the entrance says "Thank you for not discussing the outside world"). Abe also informs Lisa that residents are not allowed to read newspapers because "they angry up the blood". His closest friend appears to be Jasper, a fellow Retirement Castle resident.

He spends a good deal of his time writing letters of complaint. He once wrote to the President, complaining that there were too many states, and requesting that they get rid of three of them (simultaneously insisting that he was "not a crackpot"). He also wrote to "the sickos at Modern Bride Magazine" about his disgust at not seeing "one wrinkled face" or "a single toothless grin" in the publication. He also owns a 49-star American flag, because of his undefined hatred of the state of Missouri: "I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura."

He also is soundly rooted in his antiquated ways: "The metric system is the tool of the devil! My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it." Like many of his fellow Retirement Castle residents, Abe is a devoted follower of Matlock. He even supports tearing down the Simpsons' house in order to complete construction of the proposed "Matlock Expressway". He seems to believe Matlock is a real person, suggesting they call him in to solve real-life crimes: "I say we call Matlock. He'll find the culprit. It's probably that evil Gavin MacLeod or George 'Goober' Lindsey." During a Matlock public appearance, Abe and Jasper swipe Matlock's pills, which were needed to prevent him from having a spastic heart failure. Once, reflecting on his lifetime, he lamented it as terribly boring and full of unruly teenagers, but then decided it was alright because "we did have two shows with Andy Griffith." He joins the mob when it was revealed Homer contaminated Springfield Lake and barely refrained from killing Marge, Lisa and Bart with a shotgun.

Grampa also had a habit of telling stories about his past though a lot of the time these stories didn't really happen. Presumably his senility caused him to think he really did have these experiences; alternatively he could have simply been lying about them. However at least one of his stories was true; the one about the Flying Hellfish.

Non-canon

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Treehouse of Horror

In Treehouse of Horror IV, in the section Bart Simpson's Dracula, The Simpsons have to kill the head vampire. The Simpsons are then eating dinner and Lisa finds out that her whole family is vampires, including Grandpa, who pretends to be the head vampire when in reality Marge is. Lisa mistakingly killed Burns but she should've killed Marge. The Simpsons then say Happy Halloween while going through a Charlie Brown Christmas Special ending parody.

The Simpsons Game

He first appears in the level Mob Rules as one of the people Marge can bring into her mob to protest the sale of the Grand Theft Scratchy video game to minors. His younger self appears in Medal of Homer to give Bart and Homer orders as for what to do in each of its three missions.

The Simpsons: Tapped Out

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Grampa Image Cost Unlock method Unlocks with Unlock message 10,000 Level 19 The Greying of Springfield Retirement Castle Technical Information ID Groups Internal Name 15 Regular Characters, Regular Male, Senior, Dimwit, Pessimist, Adult, The Simpsons Family, Agnes Past Beaux, Republican, Normal Springfielders, LARPers Grampa Permanent Tasks Task Time Reward Requires Quest with the task Animated? Go for a Checkup 10m 17, 5 Hibbert Family Practice My Pills! Tell Stories on the Couch 60m 70, 17 Simpson House I Was In The War I Think Dine at the Overpass Diner 60m 70, 17 Overpass Diner Flirt with the Pharmacist 2h 110, 27 Oedipus Rx Storm the Brunch 2h 175, 40 Luftwaffles Woo a Pop Star Plane 3h 135, 35 Pop Star Plane Wide-Eyed Optimism Inspect Motel 4h 260, 70 Buckingham Pay-Less Motel Drink and Babysit 4h 175, 45 The Boiled Potato Stumble Into a Dangerous Place 4h 175, 45 Fernando Vidal's Villa Try to Win at Blackjack 4h 175, 45 $ Casino Party at the First Class Lounge 4h 260, 70 The First Class Lounge Stay at the Swelldorado 4h 260, 70 Swelldorado Overpay for Sex on the Beach 4h 260, 70 Smooches on the Beach Ramble at the Penthouse 4h 260, 70 Raoul's Penthouse Eat At Skip's Diner 4h 175, 45 Skip's Diner Ogle the Chassis 4h 175, 45 1958 Car Cuban Midlife Crisis Pt. 5 Celebrate New Years 4h 175, 45 Happy New... Beer? Larp as Commoners 4h 260, 70 Serfsons House Yell at Info Kiosks 4h 175, 45 Olde Springfield Towne Upgrade Retirement Homes 4h 260, 70 Golf 'N' Die Retirement Village Grease the Wheels 4h 175, 45 Simpson and Grandson Bike Customizing Arrange Gorgeous Grampa Storage Unit 4h 260, 70 Springfield Storage Locker Attend Parenting Seminars 4h 260, 70 Universal Panacea Pick Up Some Chicory Root 4h 175, 45 Vandersniff and Whiffly Heckle Rich Old Fogeys About to Die 4h 175, 45 Golden Exits Retirement Farm Shop for Cider 4h 260, 70 Mt. Swartzwelder Historic Cider Mill Get Lost in the Visitor's Center 5h 200, 50 Geriatric Park Visitors Center Take a Nap 6h 225, 55 Benches How I Met Your Grandmother Pt. 5 Enjoying Hiding From the Retirement Castle 6h 225, 55 Tipsy McStagger's Relax at the Holiday Cabin 6h 225, 55 Holiday Cabin Complain About Lumbargo 6h 225, 55 Springfield Medical Center Feed the Birds 8h 275, 70 Benches For the Birds Dance the Señor Burns 8h 420, 105 Chez Guevara Rest in a Cryo Chamber 10h 350, 90 Cryo Stasis Memorial Cryogenics Pt. 1 Cryogenics Pt. 2 Babysit Bart and Lisa 12h 420, 100 Simpson House Look for Missing Dentures 12h 420, 100 Retirement Castle Enjoy a Night at the Theater 12h 420, 100 Springfield Playhouse Complain About Electric Buzzing 12h 420, 100 The Buzzing Sign Diner Participate in Clinical Trials 12h 600, 150 Hotenhoffer Pharmaceuticals Attend a Viewing 12h 420, 100 Springfield Funeral Home Try to Buy a New Jalopy 16h 500, 125 Kliff's Kar Chalet Get Lost in the Garden 16h 500, 125 Garden of Eden Walk Around Thinking it's 1953 24h 600, 150 Retirement Castle Buy Groceries at a Kindling Store 24h 600, 150 Kevin's Kindling

Gorgeous Grampa

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Gorgeous Grampa Image Cost Unlock method Unlock message Costume of Yearbook FREE "Gorgeous Grampa" Grampa 30 75 Yard Sale 2014, Tap Ball and Marge at the Bat Premium 20 Thanksgiving 2018, All American Auction, Blargsgiving, Northward Bound, The Atom Smasher and Cold Turkey Premium (Alter Egos Mystery Box) 65 Simpsons Wrestling Premium 1 Shattered Dreams Mystery Box Strange City Technical Information ID Internal Name 47 GorgeousGrampa Taps Final Update Wave Cost Release 1 65 September 26, 2024 Permanent Tasks Task Time Reward Requires Quest with the task Animated? Powder Puff 60m 105, 26 Admire Himself 4h 260, 70 Gorgeous Grampa Pt. 1 Go to Show and Tell 8h 420, 105 Springfield Elementary Gorgeous Grampa Pt. 2 Prance and Preen 12h 600, 150 Gorgeous Grampa Pt. 3 Get his Wig Styled 24h 1,000, 225 Jake's Unisex Hair Palace

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Behind the Laughter

Creation

Groening famously named the five main Simpson characters after members of his own family: his parents, Homer and Marge (or Marjorie in full), and his younger sisters, Lisa and Margaret (Maggie). Claiming that it was a bit too obvious to name a character after himself, he chose the name "Bart," an anagram of brat. When it came time to give Grampa Simpson a first name, Groening says he refused to name him after his own grandfather, Abraham Groening, leaving it to other writers to choose a name. By coincidence, the writers chose the name Abraham, unaware that it was also the name of Groening's grandfather.

Foreign dubs

Language Voice dubber 日本語 Junpei Takiguchi

Appearances

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Simpsons short – "World War III" (seen in picture) Simpsons short – "Grampa & the Kids" Simpsons short – "Shut Up Simpsons" Episode – "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire" Episode – "Bart the General" Episode – "The Call of the Simpsons" Episode – "The Telltale Head" Episode – "Homer's Night Out" Episode – "The Crepes of Wrath" Episode – "Bart Gets an "F"" Episode – "Simpson and Delilah" Episode – "Dead Putting Society" Episode – "Bart vs. Thanksgiving" Episode – "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish" Episode – "The Way We Was" (flashback) Episode – "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?" Episode – "Old Money" Episode – "The War of the Simpsons" Episode – "When Flanders Failed" Episode – "Homer Defined" Episode – "Lisa's Pony" Episode – "Radio Bart" Episode – "Homer at the Bat" Episode – "Bart's Friend Falls in Love" Episode – "Kamp Krusty" Episode – "Treehouse of Horror III" Episode – "Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie" Episode – "Marge Gets a Job" Episode – "Homer's Triple Bypass" (flashback) Episode – "Last Exit to Springfield" Episode – "The Front" Episode – "Whacking Day" Episode – "Marge in Chains" Episode – "Homer's Barbershop Quartet" Episode – "Cape Feare" Episode – "Rosebud" THOH – "Treehouse of Horror IV" Episode – "Bart's Inner Child" Episode – "$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)" Episode – "Homer the Vigilante" Episode – "Homer and Apu" Episode – "Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy" Episode – "Deep Space Homer" Episode – "Lady Bouvier's Lover" THOH – "Treehouse of Horror V" Episode – "Bart's Girlfriend" Episode – "Lisa on Ice" Episode – "Sideshow Bob Roberts" Episode – "Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy" Episode – "Homer the Great" Episode – "A Star Is Burns" Episode – "Round Springfield" Episode – "Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)" Episode – "Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"" Episode – "Homerpalooza" Episode – "Burns, Baby Burns" Episode – "Bart After Dark" Episode – "Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious" Episode – "The Old Man and the Lisa" Episode – "Lisa's Sax" Episode – "Lisa the Simpson" Episode – "D'oh-in' in the Wind" Episode – "Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble"" Episode – "Viva Ned Flanders" Episode – "Wild Barts Can't Be Broken" Episode – "The Old Man and the "C" Student" Episode – "The Mansion Family" Episode – "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge" Episode – "The Great Money Caper" Episode – "Children of a Lesser Clod" Episode – "The Lastest Gun in the West" Episode – "The Old Man and the Key" Episode – "Jaws Wired Shut" Episode – "Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington" Episode – "Brake My Wife, Please" (mentioned) Episode – "Moe Baby Blues" Episode – "My Mother the Carjacker" Episode – "The Regina Monologues" Episode – "The Fat and the Furriest" Episode – "'Tis the Fifteenth Season" Episode – "I, (Annoyed Grunt)-bot" Episode – "Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore" Episode – "My Big Fat Geek Wedding" Episode – "Catch 'Em If You Can" Episode – "Fat Man and Little Boy" Episode – "Million-Dollar Abie" Episode – "Moe'N'a Lisa" Episode – "The Haw-Hawed Couple" – The Simpsons Movie Episode – "Papa Don't Leech" Episode – "Mona Leaves-a" Episode – "In the Name of the Grandfather" Episode – "Thursdays with Abie" Episode – "The Color Yellow" Episode – "Loan-a Lisa" Episode – "The Fool Monty" Episode – "Angry Dad: The Movie" Episode – "Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts" Episode – "Replaceable You" Episode – "Beware My Cheating Bart" Episode – "Lisa Goes Gaga" Episode – "Gone Abie Gone" Episode – "A Tree Grows in Springfield" Episode – "To Cur, with Love" Episode – "Changing of the Guardian" Episode – "Gorgeous Grampa" Episode – "Black-Eyed, Please" Episode – "Dark Knight Court" Episode – "Whiskey Business" Episode – "The Winter of His Content" Episode – "Days of Future Future" Episode – "Brick Like Me" Episode – "Pay Pal" Episode – "The Yellow Badge of Cowardge" Episode – "Super Franchise Me" THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XXV" Episode – "Opposites A-Frack" (picture) Episode – "Simpsorama" (picture) Episode – "Covercraft" (picture) Episode – "I Won't Be Home For Christmas" Episode – "Bart's New Friend" (flashback) Episode – "The Musk Who Fell To Earth" Episode – "Walking Big & Tall" Episode – "My Fare Lady" Episode – "Puffless" Episode – "Dad Behavior" Episode – "A Father's Watch" Special – Homer Shake – "The Simpsons Guy" Comic story – The Bids Are All Right Book – Flanders' Book of Faith Book – Simpsons World The Ultimate Episode Guide: Seasons 1-20 Book – Chief Wiggum's Book of Crime and Punishment Video game – The Simpsons Road Rage Video game – The Simpsons: Hit & Run Video game – The Simpsons Game Video game – The Simpsons: Minutes to Meltdown Video game – The Simpsons: Tapped Out Commercial – "Hard Times"

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Tittle • Johnny Unitas • Herschel Walker • Ricky Watters • Jim Zorn Golfers Lee Carvallo • Ben Hogan • Tom Kite • Justin Leonard • Greg Norman • Arnold Palmer • Chi-Chi Rodríguez • Leslie Swisher • Tiger Woods • Babe Didrikson Zaharias Hockey players Babando • Tom Barrasso • Delacroix • Wayne Gretzky • Stu Grimson • Gordie Howe • Kozlov • Pete Mavroudis • Bobby Orr • Dave Schultz • Tiger Williams Racing drivers Ronnie Beck • Jeff Gordon • Paolo Paoletti • Danica Patrick • Johannes von Schwarzvalder III Soccer/Association football players Ariaga • Ariaga II • Aruglia • Bariaga • David Beckham • Jesminder Bhamra • El Divo • Pelé • Pizzoza • Ronaldo • Cristiano Ronaldo Tennis players Andre Agassi • Boris Becker • Björn Borg • Jimmy Connors • Billie Jean King • Rod Laver • Ivan Lendl • John McEnroe • Andy Murray • Martina Navratilova • Pete Sampras • Monica Seles • Serena Williams • Venus Williams Wrestlers The $10,000 Man • Honest Abe • "Stone Cold" Steve Austin • Beautiful Bart • Quick Count Basie • The Beefy Bishop • El Bombastico • Dr. Bonebreak • John Cena • Comrade Crush • Deondre the Giant • The English Pound • Meester Espock and Capitan Kirko • Captain Flag • Gorgeous Godfrey • Hagen the Horrible • Half-Mast • Bret Hart • Dr. Hillbilly • The Iron Yuppie • Olaf Johannsen • Laddie Liberty • Baby Face Palooka • Rasputin the Friendly Russian • The Rock • Rumbleina • Uncle Slam • The Tiny Titan • Jesse Ventura • Werner von Brawn • The Wild Irishman Other athletes Bernie Ancheta • Lance Armstrong • Bob Beamon • Barbara Belfry • Smokey Blandings • Usain Bolt • Nadia Comăneci • Geena Davis • Denny • Edwin Gourdin • Griffith • Gyro • Scott Hamilton • Tony Hawk • Kim Hwan • Carl Lewis • Chuck Liddell • Carlos Lopes • Greg Louganis • Mav • Leroy "Shakey" McGee • Maurice Minor • Edwin Moses • Mullaly • Larry Newell • Paavo Nurmi • Jesse Owens • Warburton Parker • Michael Phelps • Mary Lou Retton • Sakatumi • Susie Santos • Abraham Simpson • Marge Simpson • Agnes Skinner • Seymour Skinner • Wesley Snipes • Mark Spitz • Shaun White • Cameron Winklevoss • Tyler Winklevoss Flying Hellfish members Charles Montgomery Burns • Arnie Gumble • Milton "Oxford" Haas • Griff McDonald • Asa Phelps • Sheldon Skinner • Abraham Simpson • Etch Westgrin • Iggy Wiggum The Itchy & Scratchy Show Characters Brown-Nose Bear • Dinner Dog • Disapproving squirrel • Disgruntled Goat • Flatulent Fox • Itchy • Itchy, Jr. • Itchy the Gritch • Itchy's mother • Klu Klux Clam • Ms. Mouse • Poochie • Rich Uncle Skeleton • Scratchy • Mrs. Scratchy • Scratchy, Jr. • Uncle Ant Cast and crew June Bellamy • Al Jean • Krusty the Clown • Chester Lampwick • Jeff Martin • George Meyer • Roger Meyers, Jr. • Roger Meyers, Sr. • Phil Muhlstock • Mike Reiss • Sam Simon • Abraham Simpson • Bart Simpson • Homer Simpson • Lisa Simpson • John Swartzwelder • Jon Vitti Merchandise The Best of Itchy and Scratchy • Grand Theft Scratchy: Blood Island • Grand Theft Scratchy: Itchy City Stories • Itchy and Scratchy 'I Can Bleed' Reader • Itchy and Scratchy Abattoir Antics! • Itchy and Scratchy First Aid Kit • Itchy and Scratchy Home Taxidermy Set • Itchy and Scratchy Lawn Darts • Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie The Novel • Itchy and Veronica • Itchy & Scratchy animation cel • Itchy & Scratchy Bits • Itchy & Scratchy Cologne • The Itchy & Scratchy Movie • Itchy & Scratchy on Ice • Itchy vs Scratchy Locations Itchy and Scratchy Historical Society Anvil Museum • Euro-Itchy & Scratchy Land • Itchy & Scratchy International • Itchy & Scratchy Land • The Itchy & Scratchy Store Songs Theme Song • Movie Theme Song • Non-Violent Theme Song • The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show Theme • Future Theme Song Miscellaneous Itchy & Scratchy's Christmas on Ice • List of Itchy and Scratchy cartoons • Slaughter is the Best Medicine Springfield Retirement Castle residents Current Antonowski • Asa • Jasper Beardley • Beatrice • Belle • Bessie • Donald • Dorothy • Emil • Gladys • Hattie • Hazel • Hester • Hibbert's dad • Increase • Lemuel • Lucky • Jack Marley • Melvin • Hans Moleman • Old Jewish man • Major Preston • Prudence • Sam • Abraham Simpson • Mrs. Spencer • Cornelius Talmadge Former Alice Glick • Molloy • Beatrice Simmons • Homer Simpson • Zelda Simpson family Main family Homer Simpson • Marge Simpson • Bart Simpson • Lisa Simpson • Maggie Simpson Santa's Little Helper • Snowball II Living relatives Abbey • Beggar relative • Cathy • Hurt leg relative • Jug band manager • Millionaire actor • Herbert Powell • Dave Rothman • Simpson woman 1 • Simpson woman 2 • Simpson woman 3 • Simpson woman 4 • Abraham Simpson • Bill Simpson • Chet Simpson • Dr. Simpson • Fester Simpson • Francine Simpson • Hugo Simpson I • Jessica Simpson • Prison snitch relative • Stanley Simpson • Tyrone Simpson • Valerie Simpson • 'Sueing' relative • Togonian cousins Deceased relatives Bart-Beard the Pirate • Great Uncle Boris • Abigail Simpson • Abraham Simpson I • Amber Simpson • Claretta Simpson • Clowta Simpson • Dulcine Simpson • Eliza Simpson • Elrita Simpson • Floyd Simpson • Gabby Simpson • Galston Simpson • Garwood Simpson • "Happy" Simpson • Hiram Simpson • Hortense Simpson • Howland Simpson • Hubert Simpson • Ivy Simpson • Lambert Simpson • Lotus Simpson • Mabel Simpson • Mona Simpson • "Old Tut" Simpson • Orville Simpson • Pippa Simpson • Prudence Simpson • Rupert Simpson • Sven Simpson • Twitta Simpson • Trixie Simpson • Virgil Simpson • Yuma Simpson • Zeke Simpson Status unknown Bonita Simpson • Gaston Simpson • Lou Simpson Fictional Bart Simpson, Jr. • Dream Simpson sister • Lisa and Nelson's children Non-canon relatives Abe Simpson Sr. • Bart's clones • Jenda • Cyrus Simpson • Skippy Simpson • Jiff Simpson • Homer's clones • Lisa and Nelson's children • Lisa's granddaughter • Maggie's daughter • Homer Simpson • Homer Simpson • Hugo Simpson • Jason Simpson • Jim Simpson • Leroy Simpson • Lisa Marie Simpson • Luke Simpson • Maggie Simpson, Jr. • Olidia Simpson • Rube Ella Simpson • Silas Simpson • Tori-Mae Simpson • Zeke Simpson • Zia Simpson • Zza-Zza Simpson • Milhouse Van Houten Pets Raymond Bird • Bongo • Chirpy Boy & Bart Junior • Cinnamon • Coltrane • Duncan • Flushy • Greyhound puppies (first litter) • Greyhound puppies (second litter) • Henry the Canary • Bart Junior* • Laddie • Lou • Marge's rabbit • Mojo • Molly • Mr. Pinchy • Plopper • Pokey • Princess • Santa's Little Helper • She Biscuit • Smiley • Snowball I • Snowball II • Snowball III • Snowball V • Snuffy • Squawky • Mr. Squirm • Stampy • Strangles • Cottontail Stonecutters Chosen One Homer Simpson World Council George H. W. Bush • Jack Nicholson • Number One • Orville Redenbacher • Mr. T Other Stonecutters Jasper Beardley • Kent Brockman • Charles Montgomery Burns • Carl Carlson • Barney Gumble • Steve Guttenberg • The Egg Council Guy • Herman Hermann • Julius Hibbert • Krusty the Clown • Dewey Largo • Lenny Leonard • Leopold • Sideshow Mel • Apu Nahasapeemapetilon • Number 51 • Plumber • Gareth Prince • Joe Quimby • Abraham Simpson • Seymour Skinner • Waylon Smithers, Jr. • Moe Szyslak • Kirk Van Houten • Clancy Wiggum • Groundskeeper Willie • Lionel Hutz • Arnie Pye • Joey Crusher Locations Stonecutter's Daycare Center • Stonecutters Lodge • Stonecutters' Tunnel The Simpsons: Tapped Out characters The Simpsons Homer Marge Bart Lisa Grampa Maggie Even More Stonecutters Number 22 Number 50 Number 66 Number 79 Number 111 Number 314 All characters Factfiles from Simpsons World the Ultimate Episode Guide: Seasons 1-20 The Family Simpson Homer Simpson • Marge Simpson • Bart Simpson • Lisa Simpson • Maggie Simpson Season 1 Santa's Little Helper • Martin Prince • Mr. Burns • Dr. Marvin Monroe • Herman • Bleeding Gums Murphy • Bob • Jimbo Jones • Jacques • Princess Kashmir • Ugolin and Cesar • Krusty the Clown • Ms. Botz Season 2 Edna Krabappel • Karl • Blinky • The Capital City Goofball • Todd Flanders • Kent Brockman • Captain Lance Murdock • Roger Meyers, Jr. • Lionel Hutz • Akira • Artie Ziff • Reverend Lovejoy • Seymour Skinner • Herb Powell • Emily Winthrop • Bea Simmons • Professor Lombardo • Mr. Bergstrom • General Sherman • Comic Book Guy • Dr. Hibbert Season 3 Michael Jackson/Leon Kompowsky • Congressman Bob Arnold • Ned Flanders • Fat Tony • Scott Christian • Rabbi Krustofski • Millicent • Nelson • Moe Szyslak • Fritz • Justice Of The Peace • Groundskeeper Willie • Smooth Jimmy Apollo • Mr. Teeny • Woodrow • Aristotle Amadopolis • Lou And Eddie • The Veterinarian • Lurleen Lumpkin • Selma • Otto • Milhouse Van Houten • Professor Frink Season 4 Dolph and Kearney • Llewellyn Sinclair • God • Amber Dempsey • Itchy & Scratchy • Surly Joe • Laura Powers • Barney • Baby Bart, 1983 • Barflies • Lyle Lanley • Patty • Pepi • Ralph Wiggum • Chief Wiggum • Carl • Pimple-Faced Kid • Grampa • Richard Nixon • Tattoo Annie • Gabbo Season 5 Nigel • Sideshow Bob • Doug, Benjamin and Gary • Future Burns • Ruth Powers • Brad Goodman • Sea Captain • Mindy Simmons • Ernst And Gunter • Molloy • Bumblebee Man • Apu • Stacy Lovell • Inanimate Carbon Rod • Rod Flanders • Stampy • Simpson Actors • Superintendent Chalmers • Freddy Quimby • Mrs. Jacqueline Bouvier • Adult Education Annex Administrator Season 6 Maude Flanders • Allison Taylor • Itchy And Scratchy • Roger Meyers, Sr. • Birch Barlow • Jessica Lovejoy • Uter • Ashley Grant • Mayor Quimby • Dr. Zweig • Number One • Knight Boat • Database • Don Vittorio • Evan Conover • Ballet Teacher • Crazy Old Man • Hugh Parkfield • Pet Store Man • Leopold • Lunchlady Doris • Jericho • Shelby • Main Suspects (Groundskeeper Willie • Moe • Grampa • Barney • Lisa • Principal Skinner • Tito Puente • Homer • Bart) Season 7 Doctor Colossus • Rainier Wolfcastle • Mrs. Skinner • Nana Van Houten • Jimmy • Dr. Nick Riviera • Mother Simpson • Colonel Leslie "Hap" Hapablap • Matt Groening • Detective Don Brodka • Luigi • Disco Stu • Evelyn Peters • Handsome Pete • Hollis Hurlbut • Waylon Smithers, Jr. • Chester J. Lampwick • Troy McClure • Cletus • Very Tall Man • The Flying Hellfish • The Bear • Freak Show Manager • Erin Season 8 Hank Scorpio • Lucius Sweet • Larry Burns • Belle • Kirk Van Houten • Jimmy the Scumbag • Dr. Foster • Coyote • Scully and Mulder • Frank Ormand, The Pretzel Man • Ranger • Shary Bobbins • Poochie • John • Cecil • Sandwich Delivery Guy • Rex Banner • Mathemagician • Laddie • Hippie • Mr. Sparkle • Frank Grimes • "Lisa" • Commandant Season 9 Duffman • Sergeant Seymour Skinner • Young Milhouse • Gun Salesman • Sherri & Terri • Apu's Mother • The Angel Skeleton • Gil • Patches & Poor Violet • Snake • Cooder and Spud • Glen and Jane • Wendell • Ad Execs • Renee • The Simpson Men • Robbie the Automaton • Captain Tenille • Charlie • Mojo the Helper Monkey • Ray Patterson • Brad And Neil • Larry The Bus Driver • Farmer Season 10 Alex Whitney • Bill & Marty • Chirpy Boy and Bart Jr. • Judge Snyder • Seth and Munchie • Mr. Pinchy • The Lost Souls (Sad-looking Frenchman • Man in dinner jacket • Woman in wedding dress • Caribbean outcast • British Raj man) • Leavelle • Amber and Ginger • The Creepy Bloodening Kids • Wally Kogen • Homer Simpson, Police Cop • Manjula • Sergeant Crew • The OmniTouch Representative • Señor Ding-Dong • Pig of Eden • Astrid Weller • Hans Moleman • Arthur Fortune • Lindsey Naegle • Chuck Garabedian Season 11 Edward Christian • The Pharm Team Lab Researchers • Lifeways Editor • The Southern Colonel • Lenny • Larry Kidkill • Meathook and Ramrod • Funzo • Mr. Sakamoto • Brother Faith • Cornelius Chapman • Mr. Largo • Rachel Jordan • Lisa, Jr., Ak and Qtoktok • Titania • Casino Manager • Brandine • The Southern Sheriff • Little Vicki Valentine • Becky Season 12 Phony McRing-Ring • Sophie • Jesse Grass • Mr. Costington • Number 6 • Devon Bradley • Ringmaster • Intelligent Homer • Jack Crowley • Radioactive Man • The Funeral Home Salesman • The Network Executives • Lieutenant L. T. Smash • Howard K. Duff VIII • Francine • Kitenge • Thelonious • The Rich Texan • Coach Lugash • Singing Railroad Hobo Season 13 Judge Constance Harm • Professor Huntington • Gloria • Mesmerino, the Hip Hypnotist • Nibbles the Hamster • Gabriel, the Social Worker • Garth Motherloving • The "Afternoon Yak" Hostesses • Principal Harlan Dondelinger • Greta Wolfcastle • Buck McCoy • Zelda • Ronaldo the Orphan • The Crows • Kang and Kodos • Geoff Jenkins, Animator • Annette, the Squishie Lady • Brunella Pommelhorst, Gym Teacher • Frank Nelson-Type • Johnny Tightlips Season 14 Rock Stars • Audrey McConnell, Third Grade Teacher • Dr. Velimirovic, Plastic Surgeon • Mitch Hartwell, the Reality Channel Producer • Junior (AKA Frank Grimes, Jr.) • Teacher of the Year Award Nominating Committee • Dexter Colt, Private Eye • The Mugger • Larry H. Lawyer, Jr. • Baby Stink-Breath • Booberella • Sara Sloane, Hollywood Movie Star • Cookie Kwan, Red Coat Realtor • Stark Richdale • Declan Desmond • Julio and Grady • Luke Stetson, Junior Wrangler • Suds McDuff, Spokesdog/Mascot for Duff Beer • Marriage Counselor • Jim Proudfoot • Don Castellaneta Season 15 Cora • Repo Depot Men • Edwina • Grant Connor • Curator • Personalized Talking Astrolabe • Roofi • "Robot Rumble" Announcers • Esme Delacroix • Society Matron • Henry • Baby Button-Eyes • Randall Curtis • Gina Vendetti • Matt Groening • Raoul • Pie Man, AKA Simple Simon • Ms. Killebrew • Nash Castor • Elegy for Geezer Rock Season 16 Stuart • Mrs. Muntz • Chloe Talbot • Goose Gladwell • Johnny • Frankie • Deion Overstreet • Alcatraaaz • Howell Huser • The Springfield Glacier • Madam Wu • New England RV-er • Officer Krackney • Jenda • Ray Magini • Tab Spangler • Cameron (Johnny Rainbow) • Andre the Archangel • Vicki and Katja • Father Sean Season 17 Caleb Thorn • Gravedigger Billy • The Pox Princess • A Bicycle Built For Two • Dr. J. Loren Pryor • The Cheery Red Tomatoes • Gino • Mason Fairbanks • The Commandant • Coach Krupt • The Bighorn Sheep • Toot-Toot • Charles Heathbar • Dr. Egoyan • Kavi • Jake Boyman • The Good-Looking Bachelor • Wallace Brady • Tabitha Vixx Season 18 Michael • Defonzo "Skinny" Palmer and Marcus "Marbles" Le Marquez • Coaster Weirdoes • The Colonel • The Editor of American Poetry Perspectives • Opal • Headmaster Greystash • The Grumple • Captain Jack • Darcy • Eleanor Abernathy (At 32) • Stacey Swanson, PH.D. • A.S.S. Delivery Drivers • Paris Texan • The Shadow Knight • Joe LaBoot • Nappien • Strangles the Python • Jack Bauer • Newshound Season 19 Colby Krause • Julia • Louie • Dwight David Diddlehopper • Norbert "Zack" Van Houten • Milo • Dr. Robert Terwilliger, Sr., and Dame Judith Underdunk • The Forget-Me-Shot • Candidate Ralph Wiggum • Professor Steffan August • Donny • Betsy Bidwell • Chazz Busby • Royce Boss Hogg Lumpkin • Mary Wrestelmania Spuckler • Sundance Film Festival Board Member • Secret Missile Silo Soldier • The Inverted Double-Struck Penny Season 20 Patrick Farrelly • Warrior Statue • Simon Woosterfield • Alberto • The Avenging Antiques • Steve Mobbs • Muk Mu • Juliet Hobbes • Vance Connor • Mr. Becker • Nat and Nancy Gladness • Mother Superior • Tom O'Flanagan • The Parson • Maya • Jenny • Soccer Mom/Helicopter Parent • Alaska Nebraska • Inga The Simpsons characters The Simpsons and relatives Jacqueline Bouvier • Patty Bouvier • Selma Bouvier • Abraham Simpson • Bart Simpson (Bartman • El Barto) • Homer Simpson • Lisa Simpson • Maggie Simpson • Marge Simpson • Mona Simpson Jub-Jub • Plopper • Santa's Little Helper • Snowball II Around Springfield Kumiko Albertson • Ms. Albright • Jasper Beardley • Benjamin • Blue-haired lawyer • Shauna Chalmers • Comic Book Guy • Crazy Cat Lady • Larry Dalrymple • Doug • Eddie • Maude Flanders • Ned Flanders • Julio Franco • Jonathan Frink • Gary • Alice Glick • Barney Gumble • Gil Gunderson • Constance Harm • Bernice Hibbert • Julius Hibbert • Julius Hibbert's daughter • Julius Hibbert's oldest son • Lionel Hutz • Jacques • "Just stamp the ticket" man • Princess Kashmir • Hyman Krustofsky • Akira Kurosawa • Cookie Kwan • Grady Little • Lou • Helen Lovejoy • Jessica Lovejoy • Timothy Lovejoy, Jr. • Barry Mackleberry • Jerri Mackleberry • Jack Marley • Horatio McCallister • Milo • Hans Moleman • Marvin Monroe • Eddie Muntz • Mrs. Muntz • Bleeding Gums Murphy • Lindsey Naegle • Nahasapeemapetilon octuplets (Anoop • Gheet • Nabendu • Poonam • Pria • Sandeep • Sashi • Uma) • Apu Nahasapeemapetilon • Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon • Sanjay Nahasapeemapetilon • Old Jewish man • Ruth Powers • Gareth Prince • Gloria Prince • Joe Quimby (Mayor Quimby's body guards) • Martha Quimby • Raphael • Luigi Risotto • Nick Riviera • Sam • Gerald Samson • Agnes Skinner • Roy Snyder • Spuckler children (Dubya • Whitney) • Brandine Spuckler • Cletus Spuckler • Squeaky-voiced teen • Strawberry • Disco Stu • Moe Szyslak • Kirk Van Houten • Luann Van Houten • Clancy Wiggum • Sarah Wiggum • Yes Guy • Artie Ziff Celebrities Bill and Marty • Booberella • Kent Brockman • Bumblebee Man • Scott Christian • Duffman • Matt Groening • Krusty the Clown • Lurleen Lumpkin • Troy McClure • Sideshow Mel • Roger Meyers, Jr. • Arnie Pye • Pyro • Dave Shutton • Jebediah Springfield • Miss Springfield • Drederick Tatum • Mr. Teeny • Rainier Wolfcastle (McBain) Springfield Elementary School faculty and students Chuck Berger • Black weasel • Wendell Borton • Gary Chalmers • Lewis Clark • Database • Lunchlady Dora • E-mail • Rod Flanders • Todd Flanders • Ham • JJ Hibbert • Elizabeth Hoover • Sophie Jensen • Jimbo Jones • Edna Krabappel • Coach Krupt • Dewey Largo • Sherri Mackleberry • Terri Mackleberry • Otto Mann • Audrey McConnell • Nelson Muntz • Nell Nicholson • Brunella Pommelhorst • Janey Powell • Martin Prince • J. Loren Pryor • Report Card • Richard • Dolph Shapiro • Becky Shorter • Nina Skalka • Seymour Skinner • Cosine Tangent • Allison Taylor • Milhouse Van Houten • Wanda • Ralph Wiggum • Groundskeeper Willie • Hubert Wong • Yellow weasel • Jaffee Ziswhisky • Üter Zörker • Kearney Zzyzwicz Blond-haired boy with glasses • Brown-haired boy • Buck-toothed boy • Buck-toothed girl • Girl with glasses • Lewis look-alike • Long haired girl Springfield Nuclear Power Plant Blinky • Charles Montgomery Burns (The Hounds) • Carl Carlson • Charlie • Lenny Leonard • Waylon Smithers, Jr. • Smitty Villains Sideshow Bob • Frankie the Squealer • Herman Hermann • Snake Jailbird • Kang Johnson • Kodos Johnson • Legs • Louie • The Rich Texan • Hank Scorpio • Johnny Tightlips • Fat Tony Other characters Capital City Goofball • Jesus Christ • Santa Claus • Devil • Fallout Boy • Itchy • God • Leprechaun • Richard Nixon • Poochie • Radioactive Man • Scratchy Families The Simpsons • The Bouviers • The Flanderses • The Hibberts • The Krustofskys • The Lovejoys • The Spucklers • The Van Houtens • The Wiggums • The Muntzes Miscellaneous Doppelgängers • Fictional characters • LGBT characters • Animals • Deceased characters • Crossover characters • One-time characters • Recurring characters • Non-canon characters