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Thursdays with Abie

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Season 21 Episode
449 "Oh Brother, Where Bart Thou?"
"Thursdays with Abie"
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"Thursdays with Abie"
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Episode Information
Episode number: 450
Season number: S21 E9
Production code: MABF02
Original airdate: January 3, 2010
Title screen: Instead of the usual music of the choir singing "The Simpsons," the "Miss Gulch/Wicked Witch of the West" theme from the 1939 film The Wizard of Oz is heard as Agnes Skinner rides her bicycle across the title.
Couch gag: Homer walks onto a metal circle, it actually is a pinball starter mechanism and he started bouncing eventually going into Moes and the rest of the family comes out eventually falling down and Maggie shortly comes up then comes back down.
Guest star(s): Mitch Albom as himself
Showrunner: Al Jean
Written by: Mitchell H. Glazer
Don Payne
Directed by: Michael Polcino

"Thursdays with Abie" is the ninth episode of season 21 of The Simpsons and the four-hundred and fiftieth episode overall. It originally aired on January 3, 2010. The episode was written by Mitchell H. Glazer and Don Payne and directed by Michael Polcino. It guest stars Mitch Albom as himself.


"A Springfield Shopper reporter takes an interest in Grampa's stories, making him front-page news, which makes Homer jealous, until he discovers what the reporter has in store for the final column; Lisa loses the classroom stuffed lamb she was watching for Bart – down a sewer drain."


The episode begins with the Simpsons going to the aquarium. They decide to go see Slimu, a performing octopus, while Grampa sits on a shark bench. There, Grampa meets a man named Marshall Goldman who is interested to hear Grandpa's many stories. Grampa tells him about the time when he tamed a shark and Marshall publishes it in the Springfield Shopper newspaper. Homer reads about it and is shocked that Grampa wouldn't tell him and becomes jealous of Marshall. Meanwhile, Bart is chosen to take Larry, the classroom stuffed lamb, home, but Lisa decides to care for it. However, she accidentally throws it into the sewers. Back with Grampa, he tells Marshall of the time he met Clark Gable, the lead actor of "Gone With the Wind" (not famous yet at the time). Homer grows even more jealous and decides to write an article of stories from some other person. He decides to try Mr. Burns who feels appreciated that someone actually stopped by to listen to him. He says that he will release a hound, which chases Homer off. He then heads to the newspaper office to submit his article. While the secretary goes to "approve" his article (she really is just shredding it), Homer walks into Marshall Goldman's office. He discovers an article that will win him a Pulitzer Prize, which is the story of Grampa dying. Homer realizes that Marshall wants to kill Grandpa so he can win a Pulitzer Prize. He runs to stop them at the train station (the story says he'll die while riding the train). Grandpa gets onto the train that Gable rode, with Marshall. Homer tries to chase it, but can't quite make it. So at the next stop, Lenny, Carl, and Homer jump onto the top and lower Homer into the car. There, he sees Marshall attempt to smother Grandpa with a pillow. Marshall realizes Homer is there and pulls out a knife (which he later rips the pillow with to show a gun). Then Grandpa gets up and hits him in the head with some wood, which has no effect. Finally, Grandpa fakes surrender by holding his hands up and then pulling the emergency brake, in which the resulting force knocked Marshall to the wall of the train, where he is buried by hat boxes. Homer apologizes to Grandpa for being jealous, and Grandpa accepts it.

Lisa tries to have Bart not notice Larry's absence, but Bart figures it out immediately. At first, he suggests not bringing it back, but Nelson walks by and tells Bart that if anything happened to Larry, he would "unleash a dark side of him that no one knows about". So Bart goes into the sewer to look for Larry. There, he is chased by sewer rats, and then sewer cats. Then he finds Larry and zip lines on a pole to escape. But then Larry rips in half and Bart wails that he destroyed it (mainly because he began to take a liking to it). Later, the entire family sits down in the living room and Grandpa tells Homer that he thinks that he is ready for his first ramble. Homer states that he's been waiting for this moment all his life. He then tells, in Grandpa style, the story of Godzilla as the credits roll.


Dan Castellaneta was nominated for a Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Voice-Over Performance in the 62nd Primetime Emmy Awards for voicing Homer and Abraham Simpson in this episode, but he lost to Anne Hathaway for "Once Upon a Time in Springfield".[1]


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Homer the Whopper Bart Gets a "Z" The Great Wife Hope Treehouse of Horror XX The Devil Wears Nada Pranks and Greens Rednecks and Broomsticks Oh Brother, Where Bart Thou? Thursdays with Abie Once Upon a Time in Springfield Million Dollar Maybe Boy Meets Curl The Color Yellow Postcards from the Wedge Stealing First Base The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed American History X-cellent Chief of Hearts The Squirt and the Whale To Surveil with Love Moe Letter Blues The Bob Next Door Judge Me Tender