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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Yard Sale 2014 content update

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The Simpsons: Tapped Out's fifty-sixth content update, also known as the Yard Sale 2014 content update was released on July 17, 2014.

Characters[edit]

  • Only for players who played the Halloween 2012 content update and already have Mayan Homer, God and Calendar
Image Name Cost Unlock message
Mayan Marge.png Mayan Marge Donut Tapped Out.png90
or
Mayan Bundle (Donut Tapped Out.png300)
Tapped Out Mayan Marge New Character.png

Bundles[edit]

  • Only for players who didn't play the Halloween 2012 update
Image Name Cost Unlocked Characters/Decorations
Tapped Out Mayan Bundle.png Mayan Bundle Donut Tapped Out.png300 Mayan Marge
Mayan Homer
Mayan God
Mayan Calendar
Tapped Out Mayan Bundle 2.png Mayan Bundle Donut Tapped Out.png170 Mayan Marge
Mayan Homer

Returning items[edit]

Several items from several past content updates were re-added in the update.


Buildings[edit]

Image Name Building time Costs Task Character(s) unlocked when built Level required
Cool Brown House Tapped Out.png Cool Brown Hose Donut Tapped Out.png120 Raising Pretentious Kids Cool Homer (needs to complete first part of quest)
Ultrahouse 3000 Tapped Out.png Ultrahouse 2 Donut Tapped Out.png90 Ignoring the First Rule of Robotics
Tapped Out Helter Shelter.png Helter Shelter Donut Tapped Out.png45 Providing Basic Necessities

Characters[edit]

Image Name Cost Unlock message
Mayan Homer.png Mayan Homer Mayan Bundle Tapped Out Mayan Homer New Character.png
Unlock Mayan God.png Mayan God Mayan Bundle Tapped Out Mayan God New Character.png
Tapped Out Cool Homer artwork.png Cool Homer Cool Brown House Tapped Out Cool Homer New Character.png
Tapped Out Gorgeous Grampa artwork.png Gorgeous Grampa Donut Tapped Out.png75 Tapped Out Gorgeous Grampa New Character.png
Barechested Willie.png Bare Chested Willie Donut Tapped Out.png60 Tapped Out Bare Chested Willie New Character.png
Tapped Out Ninja Homer artwork.png Ninja Homer Donut Tapped Out.png100 Tapped Out Ninja Homer New Character.png

Decorations[edit]

Decoration Picture Requires
Mr. Sparkle Billboard Tapped Out Mr Sparkle billboard.png Donut Tapped Out.png30
Practice Snake Ninja Homer Practice Snake.png Donut Tapped Out.png100
Ice God Icegod.png Donut Tapped Out.png30
Mayan Calendare Tapped Mayan Calendar.png Donut Tapped Out.png300

Gameplay[edit]

After the player logs in
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Not so fast, Dad. You only come into my room to punish me or steal something.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png And since I'm still breathing comfortably, empty your pockets.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I just have your practice snake. I'm borrowing" it for this year's yard sale. To sell.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png You signed a contract last year that you weren't going to steal my stuff and sell it for profit. It's right here...
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png ...were'd it go?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I might have stolen and sold it. But it was for a good reason!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I had to buy a black outfit to make it easier to steal and sell your stuff.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png But I promise that you will have first dibs at the yard sale to buy back all your stuff.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Unless someone makes me a better offer of any offer or a sandwich.
Message Celebrate the Summer by buying some of the cool stuff you might have missed! Available for a limited time only!

Apocalypse Now, Again? Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Mayan Marge's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Mayan Marge Icon.png Where am I? The last thing I remember is slipping at the top of a temple and falling down some stairs. Anyone know what baktun it is?
Tapped Out Mayan Homer Icon.png It's the anniversary of us Mayans inventing chocolate?
Tapped Out Mayan God Icon.png THE WORLD AS YOU KNOW IT IS ABOUT TO END! ...AGAIN!
Tapped Out Mayan God Icon.png The invention of chocolate anniversary is next month... after the world ends. So cancel your parades.
Tapped Out Mayan Marge Icon.png But the floats were non-refundable!
Tapped Out Mayan God Icon.png I could probably be convinced to hold off on all this nasty end of the world business with a human sacrifice.
Tapped Out Mayan Homer Icon.png Perhaps I can interest you in a coupon for a squishee instead?
Tapped Out Mayan God Icon.png 5% off? No Deal! Bring me a human sacrifice or I'll destroy the world!
The player receives "Apocalypse Now, Again? Pt. 1" which is to "Make Mayan Homer Look for a Human Sacrifice" and "Make Mayan Marge Look for a Human Sacrifice". It takes 4 hours.
Tapped Out Mayan Marge Icon.png Any luck Homey?
Tapped Out Mayan Homer Icon.png No… It turned out that squishee coupon was expired so I had to pay full price.
Tapped Out Mayan Marge Icon.png I meant with the whole “finding a human that we can ritualistically kill to save the world” thing.
Tapped Out Mayan Homer Icon.png Aww, two failures in one day? That's not even a new record.
Tapped Out Mayan Homer Icon.png Three failures!

Apocalypse Now, Again? Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Mayan Marge's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Mayan Marge Icon.png So, we still haven't found a human sacrifice and our time is almost up. What are we going to do now?
Tapped Out Mayan Homer Icon.png Maybe we could just sacrifice Disco Stu again. That seemed to work the last time.
Tapped Out Mayan Marge Icon.png After you sacrifice someone, Homer, it's pretty hard to sacrifice them again.
Tapped Out Mayan Marge Icon.png I guess we'll just have to sacrifice...me. Unless you're willing to offer yourself instead?
Tapped Out Mayan Homer Icon.png Oh, I totally would. It's just that I really wanted to see if the world would end or not. No spoilers!
The player receives "Apocalypse Now, Again? Pt. 2" which is to "Make Mayan Homer Avoid Spoilers", "Place the Mayan Calendar", and "Make Mayan Marge Wait to be Sacrificed". It takes 12 hours.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Mom, why are you strapped to an ancient calendar in the middle of Springfield? And why are you wearing that skimpy outfit?
Tapped Out Mayan Homer Icon.png She's appealing to the 18 to 35 male demographic. You'll learn about that when Halloween stops being about candy and starts being about eye candy.
Tapped Out Mayan Marge Icon.png Actually, sweetheart. I'm trying to save the world from the terrible wrath of the Mayan God by offering myself up as a human sacrifice.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You can't sacrifice yourself! Who will be at home sacrificing their happiness for the children's?
Tapped Out Mayan Homer Icon.png I'm right here, Lisa.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I was including you with the children.

Apocalypse Now, Again? Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Mayan Stone God's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Mayan God Icon.png I have arrived to accept the human sacrifice!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Isn't there anything else we can do?
Tapped Out Mayan God Icon.png NO! Only a human sacrifice will do. Or a brief, anticlimactic dance.
Tapped Out Mayan Marge Icon.png Hey! You didn't say that before.
Tapped Out Mayan God Icon.png I'm pretty sure I did. I would remember -- I'm a god.
The player receives "Apocalypse Now, Again? Pt. 3" which is to "Make Mayan Marge Perform an Ancient Dance with Mayan Homer". It takes 8 hours.
Tapped Out Mayan Marge Icon.png We're saved! The world isn't going to end!
Tapped Out Mayan Homer Icon.png I knew we could do it. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go cancel an order for some inflammatory skywriting.
Tapped Out Mayan God Icon.png Well, I guess I'll see you guys later.
Tapped Out Mayan God Icon.png Unless you guys want to hang out. My schedule just cleared up.
Tapped Out Mayan Homer Icon.png Um... I think we're good. Maybe next baktun.

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