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The Old Man and the Key

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Season 13 Episode
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"The Old Man and the Key"
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"The Old Man and the Key"
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Episode Information
Episode number: 282
Season number: S13 E13
Production code: DABF09
Original airdate: March 10, 2002
Couch gag: Blue Man Group are playing in the living room. Homer exclaims "What the..."
Guest star(s): Olympia Dukakis as Zelda
Bill Saluga as Ray Jay Johnson
Showrunner: Al Jean
Written by: Jon Vitti
Directed by: Lance Kramer
DVD features

"The Old Man and the Key" is the thirteenth episode of season 13 of The Simpsons and the two-hundred and eighty-second episode overall. It originally aired on March 10, 2002. The episode was written by Jon Vitti and directed by Lance Kramer. It guest stars Olympia Dukakis as Zelda and Bill Saluga as Ray Jay Johnson.


"In order to impress Zelda, a new female resident at the retirement castle, Grampa starts driving again. But Grampa runs into trouble with Homer whose car he continually abuses and he develops some enemies in the form of rival gang of retirees at the Kwik-E-Mart."


The Simpsons receive word that Grampa has died. They rush to the retirement home, only to find out that Grampa is very much alive and kicking. It was another resident by the name of Stimson who actually passed on. A short time later, a new female resident, Zelda, moves in. Grampa is instantly smitten. But it soon becomes apparent that the opportunistic, gold-digging Zelda is more interested in Zack, an elderly man with a minivan. Grampa concludes that if he wants to win Zelda, he must get his driver's license back. At first, Homer nixes the idea as too dangerous. But he eventually gives in, and Grampa gets his license.

When Grampa asks Homer if he can borrow the car for a hot date, Homer refuses. But Marge dreams up the idea of a double-date at the drive-in movie theater. As the date gets under way, Grampa and Zelda make out in the back of the car. When Grampa makes off with Homer's car so he can drive Zelda around, Homer puts his foot down. He forbids Grampa from driving it. Later, at the Kwik-E-Mart, Grampa and his elderly friends are confronted by a group of elderly Hispanic gentlemen, who challenge them to a death race at the abandoned aqueduct. Grampa and his buddies participate in the dangerous race... but end up crashing Homer's car.

Grampa is crushed when Zelda accepts Zack's offer to spend some time in Branson, Missouri. With some help from Bart, he hot wires Homer's car and heads off to win back his love. Along the way, Bart and Grampa listen to an old Itchy and Scratchy radio broadcast. Meanwhile, Homer and Marge deduce where Grampa has taken the car. They decide to take a bus to Branson so they can confront him. Bart and Grampa follow Zelda and Zack into a Branson theater, where a huge musical revue is underway, featuring a huge cast of faded stars. Suddenly, Grampa stops the show. He tells the audience he drove hundreds of miles to say something special to someone in the audience. He then invites Zelda on stage. But when she draws close, and says "drive me", Grampa tells her that their relationship is over.


The song "Ode to Branson" was nominated for a Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Original Music and Lyrics in the 54th Primetime Emmy Awards. However, it lost to "You've Got a Lot to See" from Family Guy.[1]


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