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Difference between revisions of "Jasper Beardsley"

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|hair = White (beard), formerly dark brown<ref>"[[The Ten-Per-Cent Solution]]"</ref>
 
|hair = White (beard), formerly dark brown<ref>"[[The Ten-Per-Cent Solution]]"</ref>
 
|job = Retired
 
|job = Retired
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|relatives = '''Wife:''' {{ap|Estelle|Wedding For Disaster}} (deceased)<br>'''Granddaughter:''' Unnamed<br>'''Son:''' [[Jasper Beardsley's son|Unnamed]]
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|relatives = '''Wife:''' Estelle (deceased)<br>'''Granddaughter:''' Unnamed<br>'''Son:''' [[Jasper Beardsley's son|Unnamed]]
 
|appearance = "[[Homer's Odyssey]]"
 
|appearance = "[[Homer's Odyssey]]"
 
|voiced by = [[Harry Shearer]]
 
|voiced by = [[Harry Shearer]]
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== Biography ==
 
== Biography ==
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Jasper is a [[World War II]] veteran. Jasper also tried to avoid the draft by disguising himself as a woman and staying in Springfield to play in the local women's baseball league, along with his friend Abe, who was also avoiding the war. He has been a substitute teacher who confiscated everything made of tin (according to [[Lisa]]) and got his beard caught in the pencil sharpener.<ref>"[[The PTA Disbands]]"</ref> He also preceded [[Reverend Timothy Lovejoy|Reverend Lovejoy]] as minister at the Simpsons' church in Springfield.
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Jasper is a [[World War II]] veteran. Jasper also tried to avoid the draft by disguising himself as a woman and staying in Springfield to play in the local women's baseball league, along with his friend Abe, who was also avoiding the war. He has been a substitute teacher who confiscated everything made of tin (according to [[Lisa]]) and got his beard caught in the pencil sharpener.<ref>"[[The PTA Disbands]]"</ref> He also preceded [[Reverend Lovejoy]] as minister at the Simpsons' church in Springfield.
  
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Jasper unsuccessfully auditioned for [[The Be Sharps]] by singing "Theme From A Summer Place".<ref>"[[Homer's Barbershop Quartet]]"</ref>
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Jasper unsuccessfully auditioned for [[The Be Sharps]] by singing "Theme From A Summer Place".<ref>"[[Homer's Barbershop Quartet]]"</ref>
  
 
An actor played a version of Jasper in the film ''{{ap|Bart's Not Dead|film}}''.<ref>"[[Bart's Not Dead]]"</ref>
 
An actor played a version of Jasper in the film ''{{ap|Bart's Not Dead|film}}''.<ref>"[[Bart's Not Dead]]"</ref>
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=== Health Issues ===
 
=== Health Issues ===
 
==== Vision ====
 
==== Vision ====
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It is implied that Jasper is slowly going blind. This ailment was once cured by a laser fired by a house's security protection equipment, but he was blinded again almost immediately. He accepted this very quickly: "Oh well. Easy come, easy go." Despite the sight problem, Jasper is both a light sleeper and is still quick with his reflexes. When Abe Simpson tried to steal his dentures one night, Jasper turned on the light immediately and, with a gun aimed at Abe, foiled the nocturnal theft. Also, when everyone comes to watch the [[Itchy & Scratchy]] episode "[[The Beagle Has Landed]]", he looks down to [[Bart]] and asks "Hey little girl, is this seat taken?", Bart replies angrily with "I'm not a little ''girl''!! Are you blind?!", in which Jasper replies sadly with "Yes".
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It is implied that Jasper is slowly going blind. This ailment was once cured by a laser fired by a house's security protection equipment, but he was blinded again almost immediately. He accepted this very quickly: "Oh well. Easy come, easy go." Despite the sight problem, Jasper is both a light sleeper and is still quick with his reflexes. When Abe Simpson tried to steal his dentures one night, Jasper turned on the light immediately and, with a gun aimed at Abe, foiled the nocturnal theft. Also, when everyone comes to watch ''[[The Itchy & Scratchy Show]]'' episode "[[The Beagle Has Landed]]", he looks down to [[Bart]] and asks "Hey little girl, is this seat taken?", Bart replies angrily with "I'm not a little ''girl''!! Are you blind?!", in which Jasper replies sadly with "Yes".
  
 
==== Other Major Accidents ====
 
==== Other Major Accidents ====
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Jasper was put in crude "suspended animation" in the [[Kwik-E-Mart]]'s freezer, and under advice from [[Dr. Nick Riviera]], [[Apu Nahasapeemapetilon|Apu]] kept him frozen. When Jasper's frozen form became popular with customers, Apu started exploiting the spectacle, and transformed the Kwik-E-Mart into a special interest store dealing with weird items, or perfectly ordinary ones which had been made out to be abnormal (for example, a cash machine that dispenses pictures of "dead presidents"). He put a Viking helmet on Jasper (or "Frostillicus," as Apu renamed him), but when Jasper was accidentally unfrozen and stepped out into what he thought was a future world, Apu's dreams of wealth were once again crushed. Apu was considering selling him to [[The Rich Texan]].
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Jasper was put in crude "suspended animation" in the [[Kwik-E-Mart]]'s freezer, and under advice from [[Dr. Nick Riviera]], [[Apu]] kept him frozen. When Jasper's frozen form became popular with customers, Apu started exploiting the spectacle, and transformed the Kwik-E-Mart into a special interest store dealing with weird items, or perfectly ordinary ones which had been made out to be abnormal (for example, a cash machine that dispenses pictures of "dead presidents"). He put a Viking helmet on Jasper (or "Frostillicus," as Apu renamed him), but when Jasper was accidentally unfrozen and stepped out into what he thought was a future world, Apu's dreams of wealth were once again crushed. Apu was considering selling him to [[The Rich Texan]].
 
Jasper has unfortunate events like [[Hans Moleman]] because he has had many accidents.
 
Jasper has unfortunate events like [[Hans Moleman]] because he has had many accidents.
  
 
==== Minor Accidents ====
 
==== Minor Accidents ====
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Jasper was shot in his artificial leg by [[Waylon Smithers, Jr.]], on the same night of the nearly fatal shooting of [[Mr. Burns]]. He also claimed to have "broke" his beard during a Death Race accident with Abe Simpson and [[Old Jewish Man]], and even managed to get his beard stuck in a pencil sharpener while substituting for the striking teachers of Springfield Elementary. He also mentioned that he is diabetic, and was shot in the arm.<ref>"[[Who Shot Mr. Burns?]]"</ref> One time, Jasper, under the mistaken belief that it was Wednesday, took some of his Wednesday pills until he learned it was actually Friday, which caused him to morph into a similar creature to a Lorax from the Dr. Seuss stories.<ref>"[[The Springfield Files]]"</ref>
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Jasper was shot in his artificial leg by [[Waylon Smithers, Jr.]], on the same night of the nearly fatal shooting of [[Mr. Burns]]. He also claimed to have "broke" his beard during a Death Race accident with Abe Simpson and [[Old Jewish man]], and even managed to get his beard stuck in a pencil sharpener while substituting for the striking teachers of Springfield Elementary. He also mentioned that he is diabetic, and was shot in the arm.<ref>"[[Who Shot Mr. Burns?]]"</ref> One time, Jasper, under the mistaken belief that it was Wednesday, took some of his Wednesday pills until he learned it was actually Friday, which caused him to morph into a similar creature to a Lorax from the Dr. Seuss stories.<ref>"[[The Springfield Files]]"</ref>
  
 
=== Fake Leg ===
 
=== Fake Leg ===
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Jasper is shown to have a fake left leg while sparring with Old Jewish Man. Smithers also shot Jasper in the wooden leg while in a drunken stupor. However, when he substituted for Lisa's class, he was wearing sandals and clearly had both feet.
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Jasper is shown to have a fake left leg while sparring with Old Jewish man. Smithers also shot Jasper in the wooden leg while in a drunken stupor. However, when he substituted for Lisa's class, he was wearing sandals and clearly had both feet.
  
 
=== Relationships ===
 
=== Relationships ===
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He once dated [[Edna Krabappel]] however he was too old for her liking.<ref>"[[Bart the Lover]]"</ref>
 
He once dated [[Edna Krabappel]] however he was too old for her liking.<ref>"[[Bart the Lover]]"</ref>
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He and [[Alice Glick]] once attempted to make an erotic film titled "[[What the Pool Boy Saw]]", however cameraman, Abe Simpson fell asleep, leaving the film unfinished.<ref>"[[A Star Is Burns]]"</ref>
  
 
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"That's a paddlin'."
―Jasper Beardsley famous phrase[src]
Jasper Beardsley
Jasper Beardsley.png
Artwork of Jasper from The Simpsons: Tapped Out
Character Information
Gender:
Male ♂
Status:
Alive
Age: Over 90[1]
Hair: White (beard), formerly dark brown[2]
Occupation: Retired
Relatives: Wife: Estelle (deceased)
Granddaughter: Unnamed
Son: Unnamed
First appearance: "Homer's Odyssey"
Voiced by: Harry Shearer
v • d • e • h


Jasper Beardsley is a resident of the Springfield Retirement Castle, and is often seen around Springfield and is a friend of Abe Simpson.

Biography[edit]

Jasper is a World War II veteran. Jasper also tried to avoid the draft by disguising himself as a woman and staying in Springfield to play in the local women's baseball league, along with his friend Abe, who was also avoiding the war. He has been a substitute teacher who confiscated everything made of tin (according to Lisa) and got his beard caught in the pencil sharpener.[3] He also preceded Reverend Lovejoy as minister at the Simpsons' church in Springfield.

Jasper unsuccessfully auditioned for The Be Sharps by singing "Theme From A Summer Place".[4]

An actor played a version of Jasper in the film Bart's Not Dead.[5]

Health Issues[edit]

Vision[edit]

It is implied that Jasper is slowly going blind. This ailment was once cured by a laser fired by a house's security protection equipment, but he was blinded again almost immediately. He accepted this very quickly: "Oh well. Easy come, easy go." Despite the sight problem, Jasper is both a light sleeper and is still quick with his reflexes. When Abe Simpson tried to steal his dentures one night, Jasper turned on the light immediately and, with a gun aimed at Abe, foiled the nocturnal theft. Also, when everyone comes to watch The Itchy & Scratchy Show episode "The Beagle Has Landed", he looks down to Bart and asks "Hey little girl, is this seat taken?", Bart replies angrily with "I'm not a little girl!! Are you blind?!", in which Jasper replies sadly with "Yes".

Other Major Accidents[edit]

Jasper was put in crude "suspended animation" in the Kwik-E-Mart's freezer, and under advice from Dr. Nick Riviera, Apu kept him frozen. When Jasper's frozen form became popular with customers, Apu started exploiting the spectacle, and transformed the Kwik-E-Mart into a special interest store dealing with weird items, or perfectly ordinary ones which had been made out to be abnormal (for example, a cash machine that dispenses pictures of "dead presidents"). He put a Viking helmet on Jasper (or "Frostillicus," as Apu renamed him), but when Jasper was accidentally unfrozen and stepped out into what he thought was a future world, Apu's dreams of wealth were once again crushed. Apu was considering selling him to The Rich Texan. Jasper has unfortunate events like Hans Moleman because he has had many accidents.

Minor Accidents[edit]

Jasper was shot in his artificial leg by Waylon Smithers, Jr., on the same night of the nearly fatal shooting of Mr. Burns. He also claimed to have "broke" his beard during a Death Race accident with Abe Simpson and Old Jewish man, and even managed to get his beard stuck in a pencil sharpener while substituting for the striking teachers of Springfield Elementary. He also mentioned that he is diabetic, and was shot in the arm.[6] One time, Jasper, under the mistaken belief that it was Wednesday, took some of his Wednesday pills until he learned it was actually Friday, which caused him to morph into a similar creature to a Lorax from the Dr. Seuss stories.[7]

Fake Leg[edit]

Jasper is shown to have a fake left leg while sparring with Old Jewish man. Smithers also shot Jasper in the wooden leg while in a drunken stupor. However, when he substituted for Lisa's class, he was wearing sandals and clearly had both feet.

Relationships[edit]

Jasper is a friend of fellow resident Abe Simpson, but not always. When Abe's girlfriend Bea died, Jasper told him what had happened and comforted him. However, Jasper possibly bullies Abe regularly - on one occasion, he steals Abe's newspaper because he wants to do the crossword puzzle. He had a wife, Estelle, now deceased. He apparently had her cremated and had his successor, Reverend Lovejoy, proceed with the cremation ceremony, although it later became apparent that the ceremony was invalid as it took place during the three months that Lovejoy's ministering license expired.[8]

He once dated Edna Krabappel however he was too old for her liking.[9]

He and Alice Glick once attempted to make an erotic film titled "What the Pool Boy Saw", however cameraman, Abe Simpson fell asleep, leaving the film unfinished.[10]

Non-canon[edit]

Donut Homer.png The contents of this article or section are considered to be non-canon and therefore may not have actually happened or existed.

The Simpsons: Tapped Out[edit]

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Jasper
Image Cost Unlock method Unlocks with Unlock message Yearbook
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Number 5[edit]

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Number 5
Image Cost Unlock method Unlock message Costume of Yearbook
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Jasper 		Character is available via the Yearbook Mystery Box
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Donut Tapped Out.png40 Stonecutters Black Market Sale, The Buck Stops Here and Not Yet Spring Cleaning
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Baseball Jasper[edit]

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Baseball Jasper
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Act 1 Prize 		Baseball bats are just thin paddles. Jasper Beardsley.png
Jasper
Donut Tapped Out.png20 Thanksgiving 2018, All American Auction, Blargsgiving, Northward Bound, The Atom Smasher and Cold Turkey
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FREE Marge at the Bat
Marge at the Bat Pt. 7
Donut Tapped Out.png50 No Bucks Given
Premium
Shattered Token.png1 Shattered Dreams Mystery Box
Sports
Technical Information ID Groups Internal Name
108061 N/A Baseball_Jasper

Behind the Laughter[edit]

Jasper has become famous over the Internet for his quote, which has became his catchphrase to many online, "That's a paddlin'". The line from the episode "The PTA Disbands" has became a meme over the Internet.

Foreign dubs[edit]

Language Voice dubber
Germany.png Deutsch Werner Abrolat (season 1 - 5)

Appearances[edit]

Episodes:Specials:Adverts:Butterfinger Adverts:Simpsons Illustrated:Simpsons Comics:Treehouse of Horror:Bart Simpson:Futurama Crossover:Comic Strips:Winter Wingding:Summer Shindig:Comic Book Guy: The Comic Book:Homer for the Holidays:One-Shot Wonders:Video Games:Books:

References[edit]

The Saga of Carl - title screen.png Wikisimpsons has a collection of images related to Jasper Beardsley.
  1. ↑ "The Mansion Family"
  2. ↑ "The Ten-Per-Cent Solution"
  3. ↑ "The PTA Disbands"
  4. ↑ "Homer's Barbershop Quartet"
  5. ↑ "Bart's Not Dead"
  6. ↑ "Who Shot Mr. Burns?"
  7. ↑ "The Springfield Files"
  8. ↑ "Wedding for Disaster"
  9. ↑ "Bart the Lover"
  10. ↑ "A Star Is Burns"


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