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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Stonecutters Black Market Sale content update

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The Stonecutter Event Splash Screen

The Simpsons: Tapped Out Stonecutters Black Market Sale content update was released on February 5, 2015, with a size of 18.7MB, rereleasing items from the Stonecutters Event.

Contents

Characters[edit]

Image Name Cost Unlock message Availability
Number 1.png Number 1 Unlocks by building the Stonecutter Lodge Tapped Out Number 1 New Character.png February 5th 6pm GMT-February 12th 8am GMT
Number 51.png Number 51 Donut Tapped Out.png100 Tapped Out Number 51 New Character.png

Costumes[edit]

Image Name Cost Unlock message Availability
Number 2.png Number 2 Donut Tapped Out.png50 Tapped Out Number 2 New Character.png Requires the Stonecutter Lodge
February 7th 8am GMT-February 9th 8am GMT
February 11th 8am GMT-February 12th 8am GMT
Number 5.png Number 5 Donut Tapped Out.png40 Tapped Out Number 5 New Character.png Requires Jasper and the Stonecutter Lodge
February 7th 8am GMT-February 9th 8am GMT
February 11th 8am GMT-February 12th 8am GMT
Number 12 Stonecutters.png Number 12 Donut Tapped Out.png50 Tapped Out Number 12 New Character.png Requires the Stonecutter Lodge
February 5th 6pm GMT-February 7th 8am GMT
February 11th 8am GMT-February 12th 8am GMT
Number 14.png Number 14 Tapped Out Number 14 New Character.png
Number 21 Stonecutters.png Number 21 Tapped Out Number 21 New Character.png Requires the Stonecutter Lodge
February 7th 8am GMT-February 9th 8am GMT
February 11th 8am GMT-February 12th 8am GMT
Number 22 Stonecutters.png Number 22 Tapped Out Number 22 New Character.png Requires the Stonecutter Lodge
February 9th 8am GMT-February 12th 8am GMT
Number 29.png Number 29 Tapped Out Number 29 New Character.png Requires the Stonecutter Lodge
February 7th 8am GMT-February 9th 8am GMT
February 11th 8am GMT-February 12th 8am GMT
Number 36.png Number 36 Cash.pngFREE Tapped Out Number 36 New Character.png February 5th 6pm GMT-February 7th 8am GMT
February 11th 8am GMT-February 12th 8am GMT
Number 50.png Number 50 Donut Tapped Out.png50 Tapped Out Number 50 New Character.png Requires the Stonecutter Lodge
February 9th 8am GMT-February 12th 8am GMT
Number 59.png Number 59 Donut Tapped Out.png50 Tapped Out Number 59 New Character.png Requires the Stonecutter Lodge
February 7th 8am GMT-February 9th 8am GMT
February 11th 8am GMT-February 12th 8am GMT
Number 66.png Number 66 Cash.pngFREE Tapped Out Number 66 New Character.png February 9th 8am GMT-February 12th 8am GMT
Number 67.png Number 67 Donut Tapped Out.png40 Tapped Out Number 67 New Character.png Requires Arnie Pie and the Stonecutter Lodge
February 5th 6pm GMT-February 7th 8am GMT
February 11th 8am GMT-February 12th 8am GMT
Number 79.png Number 79 Tapped Out Number 79 New Character.png Requires the Stonecutter Lodge
February 9th 8am GMT-February 12th 8am GMT
Number 85.png Number 85 Donut Tapped Out.png50 Tapped Out Number 85 New Character.png Requires the Stonecutter Lodge
February 7th 8am GMT-February 9th 8am GMT
February 11th 8am GMT-February 12th 8am GMT
Number 111.png Number 111 Tapped Out Number 111 New Character.png Requires the Stonecutter Lodge
February 9th 8am GMT-February 12th 8am GMT
Number 314.png Number 314 Donut Tapped Out.png40 Tapped Out Number 314 New Character.png Requires Professor Frink and the Stonecutter Lodge
February 9th 8am GMT-February 12th 8am GMT
Number 600.png Number 600 Cash.pngFREE Tapped Out Number 600 New Character.png Requires the Stonecutter Lodge
February 7th 8am GMT-February 9th 8am GMT
February 11th 8am GMT-February 12th 8am GMT
Number 908.png Number 908 Unlocks in Game of Stones Pt. 1 Tapped Out Number 908 New Character.png February 5th 6pm GMT-February 12th 8am GMT

Buildings[edit]

Image Name Building time Costs Task Character(s) unlocked when built Availability
Stonecutter Lodge Tapped Out.png Stonecutter Lodge 16h Donut Tapped Out.png140 Keeping Secrets Number 1 February 5th 6pm GMT-February 12th 8am GMT
Stonecutter Daycare Center Tapped Out.png Stonecutter's Daycare Center 24h Cash.png250,000 Teaching Children the Occult February 5th 6pm GMT-February 12th 8am GMT
Abandoned Store Tapped Out.png Abandoned Store 6s Donut Tapped Out.png30 Being Abandoned February 5th 6pm GMT-February 12th 8am GMT

Decorations[edit]

Image Name Costs Availability
Hieroglyph Wall Tapped Out.png Hieroglyph Wall Cash.png500 February 5th 6pm GMT-February 12th 8am GMT
Tube Slide Tapped Out.png Tube Slide Cash.png2,500 February 7th 8am GMT-February 9th 8am GMT
February 11th 8am GMT-February 12th 8am GMT
All Seeing Eye Tapped Out.png All Seeing Eye Donut Tapped Out.png100 February 5th 6pm GMT-February 12th 8am GMT
Stone of Triumph Tapped Out.png Stone of Triumph Donut Tapped Out.png75 February 5th 6pm GMT-February 7th 8am GMT
February 11th 8am GMT-February 12th 8am GMT
Stonecutter Table Tapped Out.png Stonecutter Table Donut Tapped Out.png140 February 5th 6pm GMT-February 12th 8am GMT
Ark of the Stonecovenant Tapped Out.png Ark of the Stonecovenant Donut Tapped Out.png85 February 9th 8am GMT-February 12th 8am GMT

Non re-released items[edit]

These are items from the original event that are not re-scheduled to be released in this revival.

Image Name
Sacred Parchment Tapped Out.png Sacred Parchment
Chest of Sacred Artifacts Tapped Out.png Chest of Sacred Artifacts
Money Pool Tapped Out.png Money Pool
Tapped Out Satan's Anvil.png Satan's Anvil

Gameplay[edit]

The questlines must be completed before March 12, 2015, when the "Kill Date" for them is set. Users who partook in the original Stonecutters won't receive quests they already completed.

Stonecutters Sale[edit]

After the player logs into their town:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I can’t believe Seattle blew that touchdown last Sunday. I had twenty bucks on that game! Who goes for a pass on 2nd and goal?
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png *singing* We do, we do!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I knew it. It’s always a conspiracy when I lose money!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Number 1?! Are you saying that the stonecutters control the team?
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png No, we control all televised football. Did you like Number 49’s halftime show?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png But the crazy Internet rumors said she’s in the Illuminati, not the Stonecutters.
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png We control them too.
System Message The Stonecutters are back! Check out the Black Market Sale in the store.
Tapped Out Black Market Sale.png

Game of Stones[edit]

Game of Stones Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Number 1? But I thought you quit The Stonecutters to form the No Homers Club?
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png Regrettably, the No Homers lost their clubhouse in the nuclear super-accident.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I don't know how many times I'm gonna have to say this but:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Sor-ry!
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png Yes, well, I'd like to be a Stonecutter again.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Okay, but you have to do what I say. The birthmark on my butt says I'm your leader.
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png I prefer to think of it as your upper thigh.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Do what you gotta do.
Tapped Out Number 908 New Character.png
Upon tapping:
Task: Make Number 908 Be the Chosen One (4h)
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png Hey, everyone! Look at The Sacred Texts! I never noticed this part here, scrawled in purple crayon!
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png "In the event of nuclear meltdown, the NEW leader shall be he who holds the sacred purple crayon!" Oh look, I have it right here!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I don't know… that crayon looks more like a deep plum.
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png It also says Homer gets to keep the title of “Chosen One” and the fancy hat and… uh… this “Doors of Europe” calendar.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Woohoo! It's a deal! There's a bunch of unused months on this!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Game of Stones Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Number 1, you may be the leader of The Stonecutters but these days all of us take our orders from…
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png The Sky Finger.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png The Sky Finger places all our buildings and sends us on our jobs.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Often while he's supposed to be working no less.
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png Well, I shan't be doing this Sky Finger's bidding.
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png Sky Finger! Obey MY command! "open-bracket COLLECT underscore FROM underscore HOUSES close-bracket"
Task: Collect from Houses [x5]
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png How did you learn the code to make the Sky Finger do THAT?!
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png *shrug* I know a lot of nerds.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Secret of the Cut Stone[edit]

The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Dad? What have you been up to lately?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Well, I certainly haven't been helping a madman brainwash the world, if that's what you're insinuating.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Hmm, the townspeople have been acting very strange lately. This looks like a job for Lisa Simpson, Meddling Kid!
Task: Make Lisa Look for Clues (24h, Simpson Home)
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png This is interesting: some sort of… stone. Its edges are straight as if it had been… cut.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png And there's something etched onto the surface. I've seen this symbol before, but where?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Lisa? You know you're talking to yourself, right?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Yes, I'm figuring out a mystery!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png OOh, that's fine then. The doctor says as long as you KNOW there's no one there, you're still considered normal.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png ...
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I need to find out more about this symbol. This calls for a trip to the library.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png And while I'm there, I'll see if they got that new translation of War and Peace. I mean, a girl's got to have some fun!
Task: Reach Level 12 and Build Springfield Library
Task: Make Lisa Research the Symbol (24h, Springfield Library)
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Strange. This symbol pops up at turning points in American History.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Here it is at a pilgrim settlement.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Here it is at the Battle Of Gettysburg.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Here it is when that Real Housewife, Nene, got cast on an actual TV show and--
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png *gasp* Dad?! What are you doing in the library?!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Uh... I'm certainly not reading this giant book about witchcraft and Masonic Lodges!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I'll just put this back on the bottom shelf…
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Dad! When you bend over, your pants slide down and the whole library can see your butt cr--
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png OH MY GOD!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Your birthmark! It's the symbol!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I call it my Stonecutter mark.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png The Stonecutters! Of course! Now I just have to figure out--
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Dad, please! Pull your pants up and your shirt down.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Aw, you sound just like your mother.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Bart, I need you to break into the Stonecutter Lodge. It's illegal and Mom and Dad can't know about it.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png You had me at “it's illegal."
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Great. We'll do it after Mom and Dad fall asleep.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png You're coming? This better not be one of those things that's supposed to make us “bond” as brother and sister.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png No! I swear this is just about committing a crime!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Although, I can't guarantee that I won't feel closer to you after it's all done.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png If you do, keep it to yourself.
Task: Reach Level 12 and Build Bart's Tree House
Task: Make Bart Steal Stonecutter Documents (12h, Stonecutter Lodge)
Task: Make Lisa Steal Stonecutter Documents (12h, Stonecutter Lodge)
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Good, we've photographed all their secret files. Let's get out of here.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Right after I finish this sandwich…
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png No! That's just stealing! We're not going to—Ooh, is that Portobello mushrooms and hummus?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Well, seeing as how we've already broken and entered… Gimme that!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Okay, we've completed our little caper, now comes the fun part: Reading through the documents and analyzing the data!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Yes. That does sound fun.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I'll read in my room. With the sound of a very loud video game to cover the noise of all my, you know, analyzing.
Task: Make Lisa Deduce the Stonecutter Plot (24h, Simpson Home)
Task: Make Bart "Help" Lisa (24h, Simpson Home)
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Bart! I've figured it out. The leader of The Stonecutters is keeping all the people of Springfield distracted with inane tasks!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Huh? Sorry, I wasn't listening -- I was Paintballing in the Brown House.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Well, while you and everyone else are pre-occupied, Number 1 is going to pass a law that gives control of Springfield to The Stonecutters!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Holy cats! We saved the town! High-five, Sister! Dang! We are so good at figuring out crap!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png WE? All you did was shoot Nerf darts at my door and sent me videos of yourself farting. I'm taking the credit for this one!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I'll show Lisa she can't take all the credit just ‘cause she did all the work.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Hey, Number 1! I'm the son of a Stonecutter. Doesn't that automatically make me a Stonecutter, too?
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png Listen, little boy, the rules have become somewhat fluid since the dawning of the magic purple crayon.
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png And soon, I alone will decide who is “automatically” anything.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Not after my sister tells the town about your stupid law-changing plan!
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png She knows about that?
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png Find out what else your sister knows. After all, you are automatically one of us, right, Lil Stonecutter?
Task: Make Bart Spy on Lisa (24h, Simpson Home)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10


The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Number 1, Lisa is planning a big rally! She's made a bunch of Anti-Stonecutters signs!
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png Pfft. A semi-satanic lodge with absolute power can't be taken down by hand-drawn signs!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png They're not hand-drawn. She printed them on her computer and glued them to really sturdy cardboard.
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png Oh. Okay, those you're going to have to destroy. They sound like they would really “pop.”
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I don't know. That seems kind of mean.
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png Come now, Bart, have you any idea the benefits of powerful friends?
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png You could trade in Milhouse for a sidekick who is every bit as subservient but less asthmatic and not afraid of birds.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png It's like you overheard my birthday wish.
Task: Make Bart Sabotage Lisa's Plan (8h, Simpson Home)
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Bart! What are you doing? Why are you throwing paint-filled water-balloons at my signs?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I didn't enjoy doing this, Lisa…
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Well, the ones I threw from the roof did look pretty cool when they exploded.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png But I had to betray you in order to achieve a higher goal...
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Betraying Milhouse.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 7[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I did what you wanted. Now give me my Stonecutter outfit and new sidekick.
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png Yes, yes, you'll receive all membership materials when you turn 21 and are able to actually be in the lodge.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png No fair! It'll take forever just to turn 11. I'm never going to turn 21!
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png A lodge is no place for a child. We serve alcohol and occasionally our servers dance out of their blouses.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Fine. I'll see myself out.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Through your secret archives!
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png That's the long way out, but suit yourself.
Task: Make Bart Plot Revenge on Stonecutters (24h, Springfield Library)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 8[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png What do you want, Bart? Are you here to paint-balloon my saxophone?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I'm here to apologize. And to give you information to help you take down The Stonecutters.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I'm not sure I accept your apology.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png But I will accept your information. What'cha got?
Task: Make Bart Share Plans with Lisa (24h, Bart's Tree House, Lisa)
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png The Stonecutters don't allow women and children to join…
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png …so all we have to do is get women and children to vote against the Stonecutter law! That's brilliant!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I was going to say we build an “adult-man-killing”-robot. But your idea sounds less messy... and more possible.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 9[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Unfortunately, there aren't many women and children in Springfield since the explosion. And most of them are Premium characters.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png No worries. We have plenty of disguises. All the women and kids can vote a bunch of times!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png That's one of those ideas that is so stupid it just might work.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I get those a lot!
Task: Make Women and Children Vote Against Stonecutter Law [x20] (8h, Town Hall)
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png The proposition has failed by a landslide!
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png What?! But then all our plans have been thwarted!!!!
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png We have underestimated the political influence of child-sized pirates and the bearded women who wipe their faces.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 10[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png We managed to keep those power-hungry wolves at bay.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png But how can we remain vigilant when we're constantly distracted by texts, celebrity nip slips and electronic candy?
Message Perhaps, for a few minutes a day, you should take a break from your devices. Just to make sure you're not being controlled by a secret organization.
Tapped Out EA Icon.png Please ignore the previous message. Everything is fine. Never stop playing. Here are some donuts to squelch any doubt.
The player receives Donut Tapped Out.png20

Super Secret Bonus[edit]

After tapping multiple times on Homer while he's doing "Sing the Stonecutter Song" job:
System Message You've just found the super secret bonus!
Tapped Out Super Secret Bonus.png
After tapping the player receives Donut Tapped Out.png10

It's Just Swamp Gas[edit]

It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Number 51's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Number 51 Icon.png Pulse rate normal in all three hearts. Skin clammy and deep green. Fingertip tentacles still sucky…
Tapped Out Number 51 Icon.png I appear unaffected by the nuclear blast that obliterated Springfield.
Tapped Out Number 51 Icon.png Commencing celebration protocol. Imbibing fungal excrement commonly referred to as "beer."
Task: Make Number 51 Drink Fungal Excrement (8h, Stonecutter Lodge)
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hey there! Fellow beer lover, huh?
Tapped Out Number 51 Icon.png Yes, I find fungal excrement pleasant in taste and similar in color to human urine.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Now you're making ME thirsty!
Tapped Out Number 51 Icon.png Sit with me and I will purchase your glass of drink for you.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png You are the classiest friend I've ever had!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Number 51's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Number 51 Icon.png My heart lights are fading – I require sustenance!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Sustenants? Eh, I'm not really into ethnic foods. Let's grab a Krusty Burger. That'll light your heart right up!
Task: Make Number 51 Consume Engineered "Meat" Product (1h, Krusty Burger)
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hey there! Fellow beer lover, huh?
Tapped Out Number 51 Icon.png This “burger” contains no organic matter whatsoever. It is mostly cow-flavored shredded plastic.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png That's right. Everybody SAYS they support recycling, but no one puts their money where their mouth is.... by which I mean, eat used plastic bottles.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Complain all you want –no refunds!
Tapped Out Number 51 Icon.png You've misunderstood me, Clown. The twin aromas of floor cleaner and burnt hair remind me of Martian cuisine.
Tapped Out Number 51 Icon.png My compliments to the gas cloud who prepares your foodstuffs.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Number 51's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Number 51 Icon.png These Krusty Burgers have made me homesick. They have also given me cramps in two of my stomachs.
Tapped Out Number 51 Icon.png I shall call my mothership and report on my marital status and whether or not I am wearing sunscreen.
Task: Make Number 51 Phone Home (1h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10


It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Number 51's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Number 51 Icon.png Homer, you are my friend and so it is with heavy heart that I tell you the mothership is coming to take me back to Mars.
Tapped Out Number 51 Icon.png Also, they plan to enslave all of humankind.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Great! ‘cept… I'm not listening ‘cause… TV is on…
Tapped Out Number 51 Icon.png Your apathy is troubling. However, you have given me an idea. Scooch over!
Task: Make Number 51 Watch Old B-Movies (24h, Brown House)
Tapped Out Number 51 Icon.png That movie made no sense! If water kills aliens why would they invade a planet that is 71% ocean?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Ooh look, there's a sequel. Shall we watch it?
Tapped Out Number 51 Icon.png Nuke another bag of kettle corn and hand me a throw blanket, we are watching this bad boy!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Number 51's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Number 51 Icon.png I have devised a plan to save your planet!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Oh, good! I don't want to die or see my loved ones die.
Tapped Out Number 51 Icon.png I shall edit footage from horror movies to convince the Martian War Council that Earth has already been conquered.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Really? That doesn't seem like a very good plan. Maybe I'll just hide behind my loved ones.
Tapped Out Number 51 Icon.png I forgot to mention, I have mad editing skills.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Oh. Then we should be fine.
Task: Make Number 51 Create Invasion "Documentary" (8h, Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Number 51's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Why are you working so hard to save the Human Race?
Tapped Out Number 51 Icon.png I have developed a deep affection for your flawed but noble species.
Tapped Out Number 51 Icon.png Also, I have a gift certificate for a spa day that I have not used yet. I do not want it to go to waste.
Task: Make Number 51 Send Invasion "Documentary" to the Mothership (4h, Brown House)
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Did your plan work?
Tapped Out Number 51 Icon.png They believed that the footage was of another alien race conquering this planet.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Woo hoo!
Tapped Out Number 51 Icon.png However, that did not discourage them from wanting to conquer the earth themselves.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png D'oh!
Tapped Out Number 51 Icon.png But the romantic subplot between divorced federal agents who reignite their passion made the council think that humans would be too annoying to deal with.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 7[edit]

After tapping on Number 51's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Number 51 Icon.png To Earth, its wonderful peoples and heavenly hot stone massages!
Task: Make Number 51 Drink Fungal Excrement (8h, Stonecutter Lodge)
Task: Make Number 51 Consume "Meat" Product (1h, Krusty Burger)
Task: Make Number 51 Watch TV (24h, Brown House)
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png So is nobody going to say how strange it is that a Martian is just wandering around Springfield?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png We have leprechauns that poop money and run away if you tap them – nobody thinks that's weird.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I actually do... but I see your point.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Welcome to The Stonecutters[edit]

Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 36[edit]

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png Number 36, I have a task of the utmost importance.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Lay it on me, I owe you guys for “taking care” of that little incident between Mr. Teeny and Barack Obama's dog.
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png Like every powerful secret society, The Stonecutters are highly dependent on a subsidy from the Corn lobby.
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png We need you to sell corn in your restaurants.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Dude, everything in my restaurant is made of corn and some kind of adhesive. The buns, the pickles, even the Laughy Meal toys.
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png Excellent. Now figure out a way to double that.
Task: Make Number 36 Promote Corn-sumerism (4h, Krusty Burger)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 600[edit]

After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Skinner, as Chosen One I'm ordering you to alter some records at the school.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png But Chosen One, I could lose my job for tampering with school records.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Besides, Bart needs to learn that his actions have consequences.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Who said anything about the boy? I want you to make Lisa's "F" in Physical Education go away.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Lisa?! Anything for her!
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Her test scores are the only thing that keeps us from having to put quotation marks around the word “school.”
Task: Make Number 600 Tamper with School Records (4h, Springfield Elementary)
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Oh my goodness! I'm going to be presented with an award for excellence. I'll to have to shift some things around on my award shelf.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Wait, this can't be right. It says I'm getting an award for outstanding performance in Physical Education?!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Ooh, I'll bet those Stonecutters are behind this.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Still. An award is an award. I better go scrunch some trophies closer together.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 85[edit]

After tapping on Willie's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png Ach! It's great being a Stonecutter, but I hate having to wear this silly robe.
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png How kin ye feel like a man when ye're wearing a floor-length gown?
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png Ah bet with a few alterations Willie could turn this girly dress into a manly skirt!
Task: Make Number 85 Fashion Robes into a Kilt (4h, Willie's Shack)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 21[edit]

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Ah, having a cocktail with the guys.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png It's nice to not be the booze monkey who has to jump every time someone says, “I need another beer!”
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png I need another beer!
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png Moe, could you shamble down to the basement and fetch another keg?
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Why me? I outrank a lot of these guys!
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png I know, but the kegs are large and must be carried on one's back. We need a man with a good hump between his shoulders.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Well, okay. I guess it's nice to be wanted for my body.
Task: Make Number 21 Restock the Stonecutter Keggery (4h, Stonecutter Lodge)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 50[edit]

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png You asked to see me, O great 1?
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png Ah yes, Number 50, I'm embarrassed to say I've had a few more parking tickets.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png But how? You have the ultimate parking sticker. You can park anywhere. Even in your office building.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png We had to change all kinds of building codes to let you drive through the lobby like that.
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png Yes, but although I'm usually allowed to park near hydrants, I cannot when firemen are actively fighting an apartment fire.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png It looks like they cited you for “parking on top of their hoses.” And for your car being on fire. I'll take care of these right away.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png And I'll make sure those firemen get only the worst fires from now on!
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png You needn't bother.
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png But you know that thing where women think all firemen are sexy?
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Yeah.
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png Maybe not so much for those guys.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Got it.
Task: Make Number 50 Dispose of Parking Tickets (4h, Stonecutter Lodge)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 111[edit]

After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Where am I? Why am I wearing this robe? Who put this chicken wing in my hand?
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png You are a Stonecutter, this an event planning meeting and you were giving the “ice” report.
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png Good. Thank you, Number 111.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png You know, in my day we didn't need ice! Room temperature – that was the latest craze!
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png Oh, dear God…
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Back then, we worked hard to out-racist each other and developed new and exciting ways to explain away science…
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png We must review our retirement/euthanasia policy.
Task: Make Number 111 Reminisce How Things Were Better (4h, Stonecutter Lodge)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 22[edit]

After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png Hello Number 22, my dear friend! How are you enjoying your mayorship?
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png I am loving it. Thank you. It was the most amazing Secret Santa gift anyone could hope for.
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png I'm just glad you like it. While I'm here, would it be possible to get some by-laws passed?
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Whatever you want. Just tell my girl.
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png Don't you want to look these over? Some of them are rather nefarious.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Then peddle it somewhere else because I have a responsibility to my constituents.
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png Good one, 22! Those improv classes are paying off.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Did I, er, say it right? Constituents? That's a word, isn't it?
Task: Make Number 22 Sneak in a Bylaw (4h, Town Hall)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 66[edit]

After tapping on Brockman's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png I bring grim tidings, Your 1-ness.
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png Lisa Simpson and her Anti-Stonecutter rallies have gotten a lot of people asking questions about this thing of ours.
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png I'm afraid the network is feeling pressured to take a closer look at The Stonecutters.
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png Looks like this town needs a little distraction. Perhaps a fear-inducing crackpot theory or three.
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png Think you can handle that?
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png If I can't, then I don't deserve to call myself a small market local newscaster.
Task: Make Number 66 Broadcast "Crackpot" Theories (4h, Channel 6)
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png Tonight: Is the moon slowly killing us?
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png Also, does the color of your pants affect your ability to father a child?
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png Later, we'll learn about pets who turn against their owners in the third part of our series: “Terror In The Hamster-ball”
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 2[edit]

After tapping on Dr. Hibbert's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png Oh Number 2, masterminding evil plots has really taken its toll on me.
Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon.png You just need a little perking up. I'll schedule a liver transplant for you.
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png Is my liver failing?!
Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon.png No, but it's nice to have new stuff.
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png Well, all right. But aren't there waiting lists for these sorts of things?
Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon.png Pshaw! You let me worry about that.
Task: Make Number 2 Re-jig Waiting Lists (4h, Springfield General Hospital)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 59[edit]

After tapping on Smithers's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png Number 59, I notice that when the other members talk you seem to pay very close attention.
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png Not to every member, just the distinguished ones like Mr. Burns… and you.
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png Would you mind taking minutes during our next meeting?
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png I'll hang on your every word.
Task: Make Number 59 Take Meeting Minutes (4h, Stonecutter Lodge)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 12[edit]

After tapping on Lenny's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png Man, being in a secret cult is the best!
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png It ain't gonna be secret much longer if you keep inviting people to join.
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png Do you really want all these idiots to get in?
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png No! I hate them all. I don't want any of them to get in. It's just…
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png I think I'm addicted to hazing.
Task: Make Number 12 Haze Initiate (4h, Stonecutter Lodge)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 14[edit]

After tapping on Carl's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png Hey, Lenny, they want me to pose for the cover of the Stonecutter’s Annual Report!
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png Do you think they asked you because they’re getting heat for not allowing women and they’re trying to seem more… inclusive?
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png No! They chose me cause I’m photogenic.
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png Though they want me to pose in a wheelchair and wear a shirt that says, “Trans-gender”.
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png Work it, Girl!
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png You know I will.
Task: Make Number 14 Do Stonecutters Publicity Piece (4h, Stonecutter Lodge)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 314[edit]

After tapping on Frink's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png Number 314, I need you to build a “doomsday” weapon.
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png We're the only secret organization without one and it's getting embarrassing.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Certainly. There are basically two ways we could go…
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png There is implosion, with the sucking and whooshing and everyone crowded into a teeny-tiny speck…
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Or there is explosion with the booms and the flashes and everything gets waaaay more spread out… very roomy…
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png I leave the choice to you. Have fun with it!
Task: Make Number 314 Create a Doomsday Weapon (4h, Frink's Lab)
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Good glay-vin! I've done it! I've built a device which will alter the universe as we know it!
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png How does it work?
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png It's a “What if?” device. I simply set it to: “What if the big bang missed?” and everything changes.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Until we use it we won't know exactly what happens.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png We could be erased from existence or we could look the same but with noses right next to our butts. Which would be… bad, too. Ahoyvin.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 79[edit]

After tapping on Disco Stu's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Disco Stu Icon.png Lodge Brothers from other Lodge Mothers. I've brought you the gift of disco.
Tapped Out Disco Stu Icon.png Dance floor, strobe, and DJ – everything to make this a Boogie Night.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png But we're all dudes. Who are we going to dance with?
Tapped Out Disco Stu Icon.png Turn the lights down as low as they go and you can't see that you're dancing alone!
Tapped Out Disco Stu Icon.png That's what Disco Stu does every night.
Tapped Out Disco Stu Icon.png Every. Single. Night.
Tapped Out Disco Stu Icon.png Disco Stu just realized he has crippling depression.
Task: Make Number 79 Host Disco Night at the Lodge (4h, Stonecutter Lodge)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 67[edit]

After tapping on Arnie Pye's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Hello Number 67.
Tapped Out Arnie Pye Icon.png Gah! Every time I hear my name it reminds me that Brockman, that overpaid hairstyle, is one rank higher than me!
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png You know, if you were able to, er uh, snarl traffic in the district of my political rival, I may be able to, er-uh, bump you up a few numbers.
Tapped Out Arnie Pye Icon.png If there's one thing I'm good at, it's ruining someone else's day. Traffic, get ready to stand still!
Task: Make Number 67 Redirect Traffic Flow (4h, Stonecutter Lodge)
Tapped Out Arnie Pye Icon.png I did it! Now give me my new number!
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png You idiot! You taunted Brockman the whole time. On the air! You used my name!
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Now I have to get an aide to change their name to Quimby so I can pin the rap on them.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png I'm starting to think that punishing commuters for petty slights committed by their elected officials might not be, er ah, worth it.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 5[edit]

After tapping on Jasper's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Jasper Icon.png Well, Homer, looks like you saved the best for last!
Tapped Out Jasper Icon.png You better believe that's a paddlin'!
Task: Make Number 908 Get Paddled (16h, Homer)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

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Other changes made[edit]

February 5 update ("v4_12_StonecuttersSale")[edit]

  • Michael D'Amico is assigned to the group Youngster.
  • Princess Kashmire and Mrs. Bouvier are assigned to the group Women.
  • All the jobs set at the Stonecutter Lodge are now premium.
  • All premium Stonecutter's1 Run the Stonecutter's Daycare Center jobs are now premium.
  • All premium Stonecutters'1 4h jobs are now premium.
  • Homer's Wear The Stone Of Triumph and Mr. Burns' Take A Dip In The Money Pool jobs are now premium.
  • All Sing the Stonecutter Song jobs at the Stonecutter Table are now premium.
  • Stonecutters questlines are added back to the game for the sale, some modified due to the removal of the Event currency and Number 1 tasks. All of them rewards money instead of Emblems.
  • Payout for completing More Stone Cutters is reduced from Cash.png2,000 and XP.png40 to Cash.png1,750 and 35.
  • Payout for completing Even More Stonecutters is reduced from Cash.png1,750 and XP.png35 to Cash.png1,500 and 30.
  • Building the Stonecutter Lodge yelds XP.png140 instead of XP.png200.
  • Placing the Sacred Parchment now yelds XP.png1,000.
  • Placing the Ark Of The Stonecovenant now yelds XP.png50.
  • Placing the Stone of Triumph now yelds XP.png65.
  • Placing the Stonecutter Table now yelds XP.png120.
  • It's now not possible to sell the Hieroglyph Wall.
  • Early Access flag to the Chalk Outlines, and thus their availability in the shop for players below level 49, is removed, 1 week early, though the end date is still present.

1 link The non premium Stonecutter's skins are Number 36, Number 66 and Number 600.

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