The Simpsons: Tapped Out Stonecutters Black Market Sale content update

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The Stonecutter Event Splash Screen

The Simpsons: Tapped Out Stonecutters Black Market Sale content update was released on February 5, 2015, with a size of 18.7MB, rereleasing items from the Stonecutters Event.

Characters

Image Name Cost Unlock message Availability Number 1 Unlocks by building the Stonecutter Lodge February 5th 6pm GMT-February 12th 8am GMT Number 51 100

Costumes

Image Name Cost Unlock message Availability Number 2 50 Requires the Stonecutter Lodge February 7th 8am GMT-February 9th 8am GMT February 11th 8am GMT-February 12th 8am GMT Number 5 40 Requires Jasper and the Stonecutter Lodge February 7th 8am GMT-February 9th 8am GMT February 11th 8am GMT-February 12th 8am GMT Number 12 50 Requires the Stonecutter Lodge February 5th 6pm GMT-February 7th 8am GMT February 11th 8am GMT-February 12th 8am GMT Number 14 Number 21 Requires the Stonecutter Lodge February 7th 8am GMT-February 9th 8am GMT February 11th 8am GMT-February 12th 8am GMT Number 22 Requires the Stonecutter Lodge February 9th 8am GMT-February 12th 8am GMT Number 29 Requires the Stonecutter Lodge February 7th 8am GMT-February 9th 8am GMT February 11th 8am GMT-February 12th 8am GMT Number 36 FREE February 5th 6pm GMT-February 7th 8am GMT February 11th 8am GMT-February 12th 8am GMT Number 50 50 Requires the Stonecutter Lodge February 9th 8am GMT-February 12th 8am GMT Number 59 50 Requires the Stonecutter Lodge February 7th 8am GMT-February 9th 8am GMT February 11th 8am GMT-February 12th 8am GMT Number 66 FREE February 9th 8am GMT-February 12th 8am GMT Number 67 40 Requires Arnie Pie and the Stonecutter Lodge February 5th 6pm GMT-February 7th 8am GMT February 11th 8am GMT-February 12th 8am GMT Number 79 Requires the Stonecutter Lodge February 9th 8am GMT-February 12th 8am GMT Number 85 50 Requires the Stonecutter Lodge February 7th 8am GMT-February 9th 8am GMT February 11th 8am GMT-February 12th 8am GMT Number 111 Requires the Stonecutter Lodge February 9th 8am GMT-February 12th 8am GMT Number 314 40 Requires Professor Frink and the Stonecutter Lodge February 9th 8am GMT-February 12th 8am GMT Number 600 FREE Requires the Stonecutter Lodge February 7th 8am GMT-February 9th 8am GMT February 11th 8am GMT-February 12th 8am GMT Number 908 Unlocks in Game of Stones Pt. 1 February 5th 6pm GMT-February 12th 8am GMT

Buildings

Image Name Building time Costs Task Character(s) unlocked when built Availability Stonecutter Lodge 16h 140 Keeping Secrets Number 1 February 5th 6pm GMT-February 12th 8am GMT Stonecutter's Daycare Center 24h 250,000 Teaching Children the Occult February 5th 6pm GMT-February 12th 8am GMT Abandoned Store 6s 30 Being Abandoned February 5th 6pm GMT-February 12th 8am GMT

Decorations

Image Name Costs Availability Hieroglyph Wall 500 February 5th 6pm GMT-February 12th 8am GMT Tube Slide 2,500 February 7th 8am GMT-February 9th 8am GMT February 11th 8am GMT-February 12th 8am GMT All Seeing Eye 100 February 5th 6pm GMT-February 12th 8am GMT Stone of Triumph 75 February 5th 6pm GMT-February 7th 8am GMT February 11th 8am GMT-February 12th 8am GMT Stonecutter Table 140 February 5th 6pm GMT-February 12th 8am GMT Ark of the Stonecovenant 85 February 9th 8am GMT-February 12th 8am GMT

Non re-released items

These are items from the original event that are not re-scheduled to be released in this revival.

Image Name Sacred Parchment Chest of Sacred Artifacts Money Pool Satan's Anvil

Item origins

Item Episode Number 36, Number 66, Number 600, Number 5, Number 67, Number 79, Number 314, Number 2, Number 12, Number 14, Number 21, Number 22, Number 29, Number 50, Number 59, Number 85, Number 111, Number 908, Stonecutter Table "Homer the Great", "All Singing, All Dancing" (archive footage), "The Simpsons Take the Bowl" (archive footage) Number 51 "Homer the Great", "All Singing, All Dancing" (archive footage), "Treehouse of Horror X" (opening sequence), "The Simpsons Take the Bowl" (archive footage) Number 1 "Homer the Great", "All Singing, All Dancing" (archive footage), "Sweets and Sour Marge", "My Fare Lady" (opening sequence), "The Simpsons Take the Bowl" (live acted and archive footage) Stonecutter's Daycare Center, Abandoned Store, Stonecutter Tunnel, All Seeing Eye, Stone of Triumph, Ark of the Stonecovenant "Homer the Great" Stonecutter Lodge "Homer the Great", "All Singing, All Dancing" (archive footage), The Simpsons Movie, "The Simpsons Take the Bowl" (archive footage) Hieroglyph Wall, Tube Slide The Simpsons: Tapped Out exclusive

Gameplay

The questlines must be completed before March 12, 2015, when the "Kill Date" for them is set. Users who partook in the original Stonecutters won't receive quests they already completed.

Stonecutters Sale

After the player logs into their town: I can't believe Seattle blew that touchdown last Sunday. I had twenty bucks on that game! Who goes for a pass on 2nd and goal? *singing* We do, we do! I knew it. It's always a conspiracy when I lose money! Number 1?! Are you saying that the stonecutters control the team? No, we control all televised football. Did you like Number 49's halftime show? But the crazy Internet rumors said she's in the Illuminati, not the Stonecutters. We control them too. System Message The Stonecutters are back! Check out the Black Market Sale in the store.

Game of Stones

Game of Stones Pt. 1

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Number 1? But I thought you quit The Stonecutters to form the No Homers Club? Regrettably, the No Homers lost their clubhouse in the nuclear super-accident. I don't know how many times I'm gonna have to say this but: Sor-ry! Yes, well, I'd like to be a Stonecutter again. Okay, but you have to do what I say. The birthmark on my butt says I'm your leader. I prefer to think of it as your upper thigh. Do what you gotta do. Upon tapping: Task: Make Number 908 Be the Chosen One (4h) Hey, everyone! Look at The Sacred Texts! I never noticed this part here, scrawled in purple crayon! "In the event of nuclear meltdown, the NEW leader shall be he who holds the sacred purple crayon!" Oh look, I have it right here! I don't know... that crayon looks more like a deep plum. It also says Homer gets to keep the title of "Chosen One" and the fancy hat and... uh... this "Doors of Europe" calendar. Woohoo! It's a deal! There's a bunch of unused months on this! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Game of Stones Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Number 1, you may be the leader of The Stonecutters but these days all of us take our orders from... The Sky Finger. The Sky Finger places all our buildings and sends us on our jobs. Often while he's supposed to be working no less. Well, I shan't be doing this Sky Finger's bidding. Sky Finger! Obey MY command! "open-bracket COLLECT underscore FROM underscore HOUSES close-bracket" Task: Collect from Houses [x5] How did you learn the code to make the Sky Finger do THAT?! *shrug* I know a lot of nerds. Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Secret of the Cut Stone

The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 1

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark Dad? What have you been up to lately? Well, I certainly haven't been helping a madman brainwash the world, if that's what you're insinuating. Hmm, the townspeople have been acting very strange lately. This looks like a job for Lisa Simpson, Meddling Kid! Task: Make Lisa Look for Clues (24h, Simpson Home) This is interesting: some sort of... stone. Its edges are straight as if it had been... cut. And there's something etched onto the surface. I've seen this symbol before, but where? Lisa? You know you're talking to yourself, right? Yes, I'm figuring out a mystery! OOh, that's fine then. The doctor says as long as you KNOW there's no one there, you're still considered normal. ... Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 2

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark I need to find out more about this symbol. This calls for a trip to the library. And while I'm there, I'll see if they got that new translation of War and Peace. I mean, a girl's got to have some fun! Task: Reach Level 12 and Build Springfield Library Task: Make Lisa Research the Symbol (24h, Springfield Library) Strange. This symbol pops up at turning points in American History. Here it is at a pilgrim settlement. Here it is at the Battle Of Gettysburg. Here it is when that Real Housewife, Nene, got cast on an actual TV show and-- *gasp* Dad?! What are you doing in the library?! Uh... I'm certainly not reading this giant book about witchcraft and Masonic Lodges! I'll just put this back on the bottom shelf... Dad! When you bend over, your pants slide down and the whole library can see your butt cr-- OH MY GOD! Your birthmark! It's the symbol! I call it my Stonecutter mark. The Stonecutters! Of course! Now I just have to figure out-- Dad, please! Pull your pants up and your shirt down. Aw, you sound just like your mother. Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 3

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark Bart, I need you to break into the Stonecutter Lodge. It's illegal and Mom and Dad can't know about it. You had me at "it's illegal." Great. We'll do it after Mom and Dad fall asleep. You're coming? This better not be one of those things that's supposed to make us "bond" as brother and sister. No! I swear this is just about committing a crime! Although, I can't guarantee that I won't feel closer to you after it's all done. If you do, keep it to yourself. Task: Reach Level 12 and Build Bart's Tree House Task: Make Bart Steal Stonecutter Documents (12h, Stonecutter Lodge) Task: Make Lisa Steal Stonecutter Documents (12h, Stonecutter Lodge) Good, we've photographed all their secret files. Let's get out of here. Right after I finish this sandwich... No! That's just stealing! We're not going to—Ooh, is that Portobello mushrooms and hummus? Well, seeing as how we've already broken and entered... Gimme that! Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 4

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark Okay, we've completed our little caper, now comes the fun part: Reading through the documents and analyzing the data! Yes. That does sound fun. I'll read in my room. With the sound of a very loud video game to cover the noise of all my, you know, analyzing. Task: Make Lisa Deduce the Stonecutter Plot (24h, Simpson Home) Task: Make Bart "Help" Lisa (24h, Simpson Home) Bart! I've figured it out. The leader of The Stonecutters is keeping all the people of Springfield distracted with inane tasks! Huh? Sorry, I wasn't listening -- I was Paintballing in the Brown House. Well, while you and everyone else are pre-occupied, Number 1 is going to pass a law that gives control of Springfield to The Stonecutters! Holy cats! We saved the town! High-five, Sister! Dang! We are so good at figuring out crap! WE? All you did was shoot Nerf darts at my door and sent me videos of yourself farting. I'm taking the credit for this one! Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 5

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark I'll show Lisa she can't take all the credit just 'cause she did all the work. Hey, Number 1! I'm the son of a Stonecutter. Doesn't that automatically make me a Stonecutter, too? Listen, little boy, the rules have become somewhat fluid since the dawning of the magic purple crayon. And soon, I alone will decide who is "automatically" anything. Not after my sister tells the town about your stupid law-changing plan! She knows about that? Find out what else your sister knows. After all, you are automatically one of us, right, Lil Stonecutter? Task: Make Bart Spy on Lisa (24h, Simpson Home) Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 6

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark Number 1, Lisa is planning a big rally! She's made a bunch of Anti-Stonecutters signs! Pfft. A semi-satanic lodge with absolute power can't be taken down by hand-drawn signs! They're not hand-drawn. She printed them on her computer and glued them to really sturdy cardboard. Oh. Okay, those you're going to have to destroy. They sound like they would really "pop." I don't know. That seems kind of mean. Come now, Bart, have you any idea the benefits of powerful friends? You could trade in Milhouse for a sidekick who is every bit as subservient but less asthmatic and not afraid of birds. It's like you overheard my birthday wish. Task: Make Bart Sabotage Lisa's Plan (8h, Simpson Home) Bart! What are you doing? Why are you throwing paint-filled water-balloons at my signs? I didn't enjoy doing this, Lisa... Well, the ones I threw from the roof did look pretty cool when they exploded. But I had to betray you in order to achieve a higher goal... Betraying Milhouse. Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 7

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark I did what you wanted. Now give me my Stonecutter outfit and new sidekick. Yes, yes, you'll receive all membership materials when you turn 21 and are able to actually be in the lodge. No fair! It'll take forever just to turn 11. I'm never going to turn 21! A lodge is no place for a child. We serve alcohol and occasionally our servers dance out of their blouses. Fine. I'll see myself out. Through your secret archives! That's the long way out, but suit yourself. Task: Make Bart Plot Revenge on Stonecutters (24h, Springfield Library) Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 8

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark What do you want, Bart? Are you here to paint-balloon my saxophone? I'm here to apologize. And to give you information to help you take down The Stonecutters. I'm not sure I accept your apology. But I will accept your information. What'cha got? Task: Make Bart Share Plans with Lisa (24h, Bart's Tree House, Lisa) The Stonecutters don't allow women and children to join... ...so all we have to do is get women and children to vote against the Stonecutter law! That's brilliant! I was going to say we build an "adult-man-killing"-robot. But your idea sounds less messy... and more possible. Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 9

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark Unfortunately, there aren't many women and children in Springfield since the explosion. And most of them are Premium characters. No worries. We have plenty of disguises. All the women and kids can vote a bunch of times! That's one of those ideas that is so stupid it just might work. I get those a lot! Task: Make Women and Children Vote Against Stonecutter Law [x20] (8h, Town Hall) The proposition has failed by a landslide! What?! But then all our plans have been thwarted!!!! We have underestimated the political influence of child-sized pirates and the bearded women who wipe their faces. Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 10

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark We managed to keep those power-hungry wolves at bay. But how can we remain vigilant when we're constantly distracted by texts, celebrity nip slips and electronic candy? Message Perhaps, for a few minutes a day, you should take a break from your devices. Just to make sure you're not being controlled by a secret organization. Please ignore the previous message. Everything is fine. Never stop playing. Here are some donuts to squelch any doubt. The player receives 20

Super Secret Bonus

After tapping multiple times on Homer while he's doing "Sing the Stonecutter Song" job: System Message You've just found the super secret bonus! After tapping the player receives 10

It's Just Swamp Gas

It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 1

After tapping on Number 51's exclamation mark Pulse rate normal in all three hearts. Skin clammy and deep green. Fingertip tentacles still sucky... I appear unaffected by the nuclear blast that obliterated Springfield. Commencing celebration protocol. Imbibing fungal excrement commonly referred to as "beer." Task: Make Number 51 Drink Fungal Excrement (8h, Stonecutter Lodge) Hey there! Fellow beer lover, huh? Yes, I find fungal excrement pleasant in taste and similar in color to human urine. Now you're making ME thirsty! Sit with me and I will purchase your glass of drink for you. You are the classiest friend I've ever had! Quest reward: 100 and 10

It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 2

After tapping on Number 51's exclamation mark My heart lights are fading – I require sustenance! Sustenants? Eh, I'm not really into ethnic foods. Let's grab a Krusty Burger. That'll light your heart right up! Task: Make Number 51 Consume Engineered "Meat" Product (1h, Krusty Burger) Hey there! Fellow beer lover, huh? This "burger" contains no organic matter whatsoever. It is mostly cow-flavored shredded plastic. That's right. Everybody SAYS they support recycling, but no one puts their money where their mouth is.... by which I mean, eat used plastic bottles. Complain all you want –no refunds! You've misunderstood me, Clown. The twin aromas of floor cleaner and burnt hair remind me of Martian cuisine. My compliments to the gas cloud who prepares your foodstuffs. Quest reward: 100 and 10

It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 3

After tapping on Number 51's exclamation mark These Krusty Burgers have made me homesick. They have also given me cramps in two of my stomachs. I shall call my mothership and report on my marital status and whether or not I am wearing sunscreen. Task: Make Number 51 Phone Home (1h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 4

After tapping on Number 51's exclamation mark Homer, you are my friend and so it is with heavy heart that I tell you the mothership is coming to take me back to Mars. Also, they plan to enslave all of humankind. Great! 'cept... I'm not listening 'cause... TV is on... Your apathy is troubling. However, you have given me an idea. Scooch over! Task: Make Number 51 Watch Old B-Movies (24h, Brown House) That movie made no sense! If water kills aliens why would they invade a planet that is 71% ocean? Ooh look, there's a sequel. Shall we watch it? Nuke another bag of kettle corn and hand me a throw blanket, we are watching this bad boy! Quest reward: 100 and 10

It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 5

After tapping on Number 51's exclamation mark I have devised a plan to save your planet! Oh, good! I don't want to die or see my loved ones die. I shall edit footage from horror movies to convince the Martian War Council that Earth has already been conquered. Really? That doesn't seem like a very good plan. Maybe I'll just hide behind my loved ones. I forgot to mention, I have mad editing skills. Oh. Then we should be fine. Task: Make Number 51 Create Invasion "Documentary" (8h, Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 6

After tapping on Number 51's exclamation mark Why are you working so hard to save the Human Race? I have developed a deep affection for your flawed but noble species. Also, I have a gift certificate for a spa day that I have not used yet. I do not want it to go to waste. Task: Make Number 51 Send Invasion "Documentary" to the Mothership (4h, Brown House) Did your plan work? They believed that the footage was of another alien race conquering this planet. Woo hoo! However, that did not discourage them from wanting to conquer the earth themselves. D'oh! But the romantic subplot between divorced federal agents who reignite their passion made the council think that humans would be too annoying to deal with. Quest reward: 100 and 10

It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 7

After tapping on Number 51's exclamation mark To Earth, its wonderful peoples and heavenly hot stone massages! Task: Make Number 51 Drink Fungal Excrement (8h, Stonecutter Lodge) Task: Make Number 51 Consume "Meat" Product (1h, Krusty Burger) Task: Make Number 51 Watch TV (24h, Brown House) So is nobody going to say how strange it is that a Martian is just wandering around Springfield? We have leprechauns that poop money and run away if you tap them – nobody thinks that's weird. I actually do... but I see your point. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Welcome to The Stonecutters

Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 36

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark Number 36, I have a task of the utmost importance. Lay it on me, I owe you guys for "taking care" of that little incident between Mr. Teeny and Barack Obama's dog. Like every powerful secret society, The Stonecutters are highly dependent on a subsidy from the Corn lobby. We need you to sell corn in your restaurants. Dude, everything in my restaurant is made of corn and some kind of adhesive. The buns, the pickles, even the Laughy Meal toys. Excellent. Now figure out a way to double that. Task: Make Number 36 Promote Corn-sumerism (4h, Krusty Burger) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 600

After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark Skinner, as Chosen One I'm ordering you to alter some records at the school. But Chosen One, I could lose my job for tampering with school records. Besides, Bart needs to learn that his actions have consequences. Who said anything about the boy? I want you to make Lisa's "F" in Physical Education go away. Lisa?! Anything for her! Her test scores are the only thing that keeps us from having to put quotation marks around the word "school." Task: Make Number 600 Tamper with School Records (4h, Springfield Elementary) Oh my goodness! I'm going to be presented with an award for excellence. I'll to have to shift some things around on my award shelf. Wait, this can't be right. It says I'm getting an award for outstanding performance in Physical Education?! Ooh, I'll bet those Stonecutters are behind this. Still. An award is an award. I better go scrunch some trophies closer together. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 85

After tapping on Willie's exclamation mark Ach! It's great being a Stonecutter, but I hate having to wear this silly robe. How kin ye feel like a man when ye're wearing a floor-length gown? Ah bet with a few alterations Willie could turn this girly dress into a manly skirt! Task: Make Number 85 Fashion Robes into a Kilt (4h, Willie's Shack) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 21

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark Ah, having a cocktail with the guys. It's nice to not be the booze monkey who has to jump every time someone says, "I need another beer!" I need another beer! Moe, could you shamble down to the basement and fetch another keg? Why me? I outrank a lot of these guys! I know, but the kegs are large and must be carried on one's back. We need a man with a good hump between his shoulders. Well, okay. I guess it's nice to be wanted for my body. Task: Make Number 21 Restock the Stonecutter Keggery (4h, Stonecutter Lodge) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 50

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark You asked to see me, O great 1? Ah yes, Number 50, I'm embarrassed to say I've had a few more parking tickets. But how? You have the ultimate parking sticker. You can park anywhere. Even in your office building. We had to change all kinds of building codes to let you drive through the lobby like that. Yes, but although I'm usually allowed to park near hydrants, I cannot when firemen are actively fighting an apartment fire. It looks like they cited you for "parking on top of their hoses." And for your car being on fire. I'll take care of these right away. And I'll make sure those firemen get only the worst fires from now on! You needn't bother. But you know that thing where women think all firemen are sexy? Yeah. Maybe not so much for those guys. Got it. Task: Make Number 50 Dispose of Parking Tickets (4h, Stonecutter Lodge) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 111

After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark Where am I? Why am I wearing this robe? Who put this chicken wing in my hand? You are a Stonecutter, this an event planning meeting and you were giving the "ice" report. Good. Thank you, Number 111. You know, in my day we didn't need ice! Room temperature – that was the latest craze! Oh, dear God... Back then, we worked hard to out-racist each other and developed new and exciting ways to explain away science... We must review our retirement/euthanasia policy. Task: Make Number 111 Reminisce How Things Were Better (4h, Stonecutter Lodge) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 22

After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark Hello Number 22, my dear friend! How are you enjoying your mayorship? I am loving it. Thank you. It was the most amazing Secret Santa gift anyone could hope for. I'm just glad you like it. While I'm here, would it be possible to get some by-laws passed? Whatever you want. Just tell my girl. Don't you want to look these over? Some of them are rather nefarious. Then peddle it somewhere else because I have a responsibility to my constituents. Good one, 22! Those improv classes are paying off. Did I, er, say it right? Constituents? That's a word, isn't it? Task: Make Number 22 Sneak in a Bylaw (4h, Town Hall) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 66

After tapping on Brockman's exclamation mark I bring grim tidings, Your 1-ness. Lisa Simpson and her Anti-Stonecutter rallies have gotten a lot of people asking questions about this thing of ours. I'm afraid the network is feeling pressured to take a closer look at The Stonecutters. Looks like this town needs a little distraction. Perhaps a fear-inducing crackpot theory or three. Think you can handle that? If I can't, then I don't deserve to call myself a small market local newscaster. Task: Make Number 66 Broadcast "Crackpot" Theories (4h, Channel 6) Tonight: Is the moon slowly killing us? Also, does the color of your pants affect your ability to father a child? Later, we'll learn about pets who turn against their owners in the third part of our series: "Terror In The Hamster-ball" Quest reward: 100 and 10

Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 2

After tapping on Dr. Hibbert's exclamation mark Oh Number 2, masterminding evil plots has really taken its toll on me. You just need a little perking up. I'll schedule a liver transplant for you. Is my liver failing?! No, but it's nice to have new stuff. Well, all right. But aren't there waiting lists for these sorts of things? Pshaw! You let me worry about that. Task: Make Number 2 Re-jig Waiting Lists (4h, Springfield General Hospital) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 59

After tapping on Smithers's exclamation mark Number 59, I notice that when the other members talk you seem to pay very close attention. Not to every member, just the distinguished ones like Mr. Burns... and you. Would you mind taking minutes during our next meeting? I'll hang on your every word. Task: Make Number 59 Take Meeting Minutes (4h, Stonecutter Lodge) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 12

After tapping on Lenny's exclamation mark Man, being in a secret cult is the best! It ain't gonna be secret much longer if you keep inviting people to join. Do you really want all these idiots to get in? No! I hate them all. I don't want any of them to get in. It's just... I think I'm addicted to hazing. Task: Make Number 12 Haze Initiate (4h, Stonecutter Lodge) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 14

After tapping on Carl's exclamation mark Hey, Lenny, they want me to pose for the cover of the Stonecutter's Annual Report! Do you think they asked you because they're getting heat for not allowing women and they're trying to seem more... inclusive? No! They chose me cause I'm photogenic. Though they want me to pose in a wheelchair and wear a shirt that says, "Trans-gender". Work it, Girl! You know I will. Task: Make Number 14 Do Stonecutters Publicity Piece (4h, Stonecutter Lodge) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 314

After tapping on Frink's exclamation mark Number 314, I need you to build a "doomsday" weapon. We're the only secret organization without one and it's getting embarrassing. Certainly. There are basically two ways we could go... There is implosion, with the sucking and whooshing and everyone crowded into a teeny-tiny speck... Or there is explosion with the booms and the flashes and everything gets waaaay more spread out... very roomy... I leave the choice to you. Have fun with it! Task: Make Number 314 Create a Doomsday Weapon (4h, Frink's Lab) Good glay-vin! I've done it! I've built a device which will alter the universe as we know it! How does it work? It's a "What if?" device. I simply set it to: "What if the big bang missed?" and everything changes. Until we use it we won't know exactly what happens. We could be erased from existence or we could look the same but with noses right next to our butts. Which would be... bad, too. Ahoyvin. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 79

After tapping on Disco Stu's exclamation mark Lodge Brothers from other Lodge Mothers. I've brought you the gift of disco. Dance floor, strobe, and DJ – everything to make this a Boogie Night. But we're all dudes. Who are we going to dance with? Turn the lights down as low as they go and you can't see that you're dancing alone! That's what Disco Stu does every night. Every. Single. Night. Disco Stu just realized he has crippling depression. Task: Make Number 79 Host Disco Night at the Lodge (4h, Stonecutter Lodge) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 67

After tapping on Arnie Pye's exclamation mark Hello Number 67. Gah! Every time I hear my name it reminds me that Brockman, that overpaid hairstyle, is one rank higher than me! You know, if you were able to, er uh, snarl traffic in the district of my political rival, I may be able to, er-uh, bump you up a few numbers. If there's one thing I'm good at, it's ruining someone else's day. Traffic, get ready to stand still! Task: Make Number 67 Redirect Traffic Flow (4h, Stonecutter Lodge) I did it! Now give me my new number! You idiot! You taunted Brockman the whole time. On the air! You used my name! Now I have to get an aide to change their name to Quimby so I can pin the rap on them. I'm starting to think that punishing commuters for petty slights committed by their elected officials might not be, er ah, worth it. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 5

After tapping on Jasper's exclamation mark Well, Homer, looks like you saved the best for last! You better believe that's a paddlin'! Task: Make Number 908 Get Paddled (16h, Homer) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Gallery

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  The panel in the Store-front linking to the event's items.

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  The icon for the event in the Store, at the end of the top row.

Other changes made

February 5 update ("v4_12_StonecuttersSale")

• Michael D'Amico is assigned to the group Youngster.
• Princess Kashmire and Mrs. Bouvier are assigned to the group Women.
• All the jobs set at the Stonecutter Lodge are now premium.
• All premium Stonecutter's¹ Run the Stonecutter's Daycare Center jobs are now premium.
• All premium Stonecutters'¹ 4h jobs are now premium.
• Homer's Wear The Stone Of Triumph and Mr. Burns' Take A Dip In The Money Pool jobs are now premium.
• All Sing the Stonecutter Song jobs at the Stonecutter Table are now premium.
• Stonecutters questlines are added back to the game for the sale, some modified due to the removal of the Event currency and Number 1 tasks. All of them rewards money instead of Emblems.
• Payout for completing More Stone Cutters is reduced from 2,000 and 40 to 1,750 and 35.
• Payout for completing Even More Stonecutters is reduced from 1,750 and 35 to 1,500 and 30.
• Building the Stonecutter Lodge yelds 140 instead of 200.
• Placing the Sacred Parchment now yelds 1,000.
• Placing the Ark Of The Stonecovenant now yelds 50.
• Placing the Stone of Triumph now yelds 65.
• Placing the Stonecutter Table now yelds 120.
• It's now not possible to sell the Hieroglyph Wall.
• Early Access flag to the Chalk Outlines, and thus their availability in the shop for players below level 49, is removed, 1 week early, though the end date is still present.

^{1 link} The non premium Stonecutter's skins are Number 36, Number 66 and Number 600.

Sources

• Overview at Tapped Out - Update Information

The Simpsons: Tapped Out content updates

2012 Tutorial • Level 5-9 • Level 10-14 • Level 15-20 • Level 21 • "Moonshine River" • Treehouse of Horror XXIII • Level 23 • Thanksgiving 2012 • "Penny-Wiseguys" • "The Day the Earth Stood Cool" • Christmas 2012 2013 Level 25 • Valentine's Day 2013 • Level 26 • "Gorgeous Grampa" • St. Patrick's Day 2013 • Level 27 • "What Animated Women Want" • Whacking Day 2013 • Level 28 • "Whiskey Business" • Level 29 • Season 24 Yard Sale • "Day Old Donuts" offer • Level 30 • Squidport • 4th July 2013 • Level 31 • Level 32 • Krustyland • Level 33 • Level 34 • Level 35 • Season Premiere 2013 "Homerland" • Treehouse of Horror XXIV • Level 36 • Level 37 • Thanksgiving 2013 • "Yellow Subterfuge" • Christmas 2013 2014 "Married to the Blob" • Level 38 • Super Bowl • Valentine's Day 2014 • Friend Points • "Diggs" and "The Man Who Grew Too Much" • St. Patrick's Day 2014 • "The War of Art" • Level 39 • "Days of Future Future" • Easter 2014 • Level 40 • "The Yellow Badge of Cowardge" • Level 41 • Stonecutters • Level 42 • July 4th 2014 • Yard Sale 2014 • Level 43 • Summer Donut Sale • Back to School Gil Deal • Clash of Clones • Level 44 • Level 45 • "Clown in the Dumps" • Treehouse of Horror XXV • Level 46 • Matt Groening/"Simpsorama" • Level 47 • Thanksgiving 2014/"Covercraft" • Winter 2014 • Level 48 2015 Queen Helvetica • "The Musk Who Fell to Earth" • Level 49 • Stonecutters Black Market Sale • Valentine's Day 2015 • Superheroes • Level 50 • The Homer • St. Patrick's Day 2015 • Mystery Box Upgrade • Easter 2015 • Level 51 • Terwilligers • "The Kids Are All Fight" • Level 52 • Money Mountain • "Mathlete's Feat" • Level 53 • Pride Month 2015 • End of School • Level 54 • Tap Ball and Soccer Cup 2015 • 4th of July 2015 • Level 55 • Springfield Heights • Ice Cream Man Homer • Level 56 • Monorail • Muscular Marge • Level 57 • Level 58 • "Every Man's Dream" • IRS and Job Manager • Oktoberfest • Treehouse of Horror 2015 • "Halloween of Horror" • "Treehouse of Horror XXVI" • New User Power Ups • Halloween Promo • Level 59 • Gobble, Gobble, Toil and Trouble • Springfield Heights Chapter 2 • Winter 2015 2016 "Much Apu About Something" • Deep Space Homer • Tailgate and Daily Challenges System • Valentine's Day 2016 • World's Largest Redwood • Burns' Casino • "The Marge-Ian Chronicles" • St. Patrick's Day and Easter 2016 • Crook and Ladder • Spring Cleaning • Wild West • Whacking Day 2016 • Level 60 • Homer's Chiliad • Superheroes 2 • 4th of July 2016 • Dilapidated Rail Yard • Springfield Games • SciFi • Season Premiere 2016 "Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus" • Treehouse of Horror XXVII • "Havana Wild Weekend" • The Most Dangerous Game • Winter 2016 • First Time Packs 2017 Homer the Heretic • "The Great Phatsby" Teaser • "The Great Phatsby" • Lunar New Year 2017 • Destination Springfield • Football 2017 • Valentine's 2017 • "22 for 30" • Rommelwood Academy, St. Patrick's Day 2017 and Hellfish Bonanza • Secret Agents • Easter 2017 • Pin Pals • Forgotten Anniversary • Time Traveling Toaster and Donut Day 2017 • Road to Riches • 4th of July 2017 • Pride 2017 • Superheroes Return • Stunt Cannon • Homerpalooza • County Fair • "The Serfsons" • Treehouse of Horror XXVIII • This Thanksgiving's Gone to the Birds! • A Rigellian Christmas Promo • The Invasion Before Christmas 2018 The Buck Stops Here and "Haw-Haw Land" • Bart Royale Teaser • Bart Royale • Valentine's Day 2018 • Homer vs the 18th Amendment and "Homer is Where the Art Isn't" • The Springfield Jobs Teaser • The Springfield Jobs • Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Three) • Bart the Fink • Itchy & Scratchy Land • Poochie's Dog Dayz • Moe's Ark Teaser • Moe's Ark • Super Powers • Treehouse of Horror XXIX Teaser • Treehouse of Horror XXIX • "Treehouse of Horror XXIX" • Thanksgiving 2018 • A Simpsons Christmas Special Teaser • A Simpsons Christmas Special 2019 Not Yet Spring Cleaning • Love, Springfieldian Style • State of Despair • A Classless Reunion • Marge at the Bat • The Real Moms of Springfield • Game of Games • Flanders Family Reunion • Simpsons Babies • Krusty's Last Gasp Online • Cthulhu's Revenge • Treehouse of Horror XXX • All American Auction • Abe's in Toyland 2020 Holidays of Future Past • Black History • Share the Magic • No Bucks Given • Simpsons Wrestling • Pride 2020 • Game of Games The Sequel • Summer Games 2020 • The Van Houtens • All This Jazz • Treehouse of Horror XXXI • Blargsgiving • Clash of Creeds: Christmas Royale 2021 New Year New You • Love and War • Springfield Choppers • Rise of the Robots • Foodie Fight • Springfield Enlightened • Tavern Trouble • Into the Simpsonsverse • Breakout Bounty • Season 33 Prize Track • Treehouse of Horror XXXII • Northward Bound • Holiday Whodunnit 2022 Red Alert • Cirque du Springfield • Hot Diggity D'oh! • Hell on Wheels • When the Bough Breaks • Dog Days • Splash and Burn • Showbiz Showdown • Tenth Anniversary • Tragic Magic • Treehouse of Horror XXXIII • The Atom Smasher • A Christmas Peril 2023 A Christmas Peril • Springfield's Got Talent? • A Warmfyre Welcome • Shiver Me Barnacles