| D'oh, Nuts!
| Comic Story information
Larry, Homer, and Barney are at Moe's and watchíng TV where Professor Frink demonstrates his new invention, a new type of roller skates and he gets $1 million in the price of his invention. They decide to try to get a similar idea and Moe gets one off Homer, Barney and himself after Barney says Beer, Homer says D'oh and Moe says Nuts. Moe asks Homer and Barney: What is the one thing that every man wants when they wake up?, and both Homer and Barney say Marge. When asked again, they say beer-flavoured donuts. Moe then renamed his bar Drunken Donuts, makes it so that his bar sells beer-flavoured donuts, making the bar popular. Krusty doesn't like this as nobody is eating at Krusty Burger anymore, and Lard Lad is not happy either, as nobody is buying donuts from him either. They contact the mafia, but get no response for they are getting 50% of the profits from Moe's. They then contact the police, but they can't do anything as they are drunk on the donuts. They go to church to pray. They get there response from Helen Lovejoy, who creates a group of protesters to try and shut down Drunken Donuts. To calm down the group Moe offers them free beer-flavoured donuts, and the group tastes the product and the like it. Krusty & Lard Lad decide to buy shares in Drunken Donuts after sampling the donuts, but Duffman appears with lawyers. Since Moe used the Duff Beer catchphrase: "Get your Duff in here!" (The lawyers don't care about use of Duff Beer as an ingredient), he's provided with a bill that Moe cannot afford to pay it, as Homer and Barney have wasted the money Moe made on beer on beer for themselves. Moe is forced to close down his new business. Krusty and Lard Lad are happy everything is as it was before. Helen came then and says she can fix protestors outside their business if they do not do as she pleases. They accept her terms which lets people throw pies in the faces on them at the fair.