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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Tap Ball and Soccer Cup 2015 content update/Act 1

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Tap Ball and Soccer Cup 2015 Main Article
Act 1
Soccer Cup 2015
Act 2
The Splash Screen.
The App Icon.
Event Guide.

Act 1 of the Tap Ball and Soccer Cup 2015 event begun June 23, 2015, and lasted till July 3, 2015.

Contents

Characters[edit]

Skins[edit]

Image Character or Skin Cost Unlock Message Notes
Referee Homer.png Referee Homer FREE Referee Homer Unlock.png Requires Meet My Trophy Life Pt. 4 to be completed.
Soccer Lisa.png Soccer Lisa Soccer Lisa Unlock.png Requires Meet My Trophy Life Pt. 4 to be completed.
Present in the files since Level 53.
Athlete Ned.png Athlete Ned Playable only on the field. Requires Balls of Glory Pt. 1 to be completed.
Pin Pal Apu.png Pin Pal Apu Pin Pal Apu Unlock.png
Football Nelson.png Football Nelson Donut Tapped Out.png85 Football Nelson Unlock.png Requires Balls of Glory Pt. 2 to be completed.
Available from June 23rd at 6.30pm GMT
to July 21st at 4pm GMT.
Baseball Jasper.png Baseball Jasper Tapped Out Foam Fingers.png11,300 Baseball Jasper Unlock.png Act 1 Personal Prize.
Softball Mr Burns.png Softball Mr Burns Tapped Out Foam Fingers.png19,500 Softball Mr Burns Unlock.png
Boxing Drederick Tatum.png Boxing Drederick Tatum Daily Training #5 Boxing Drederick Tatum Unlock.png

Returning[edit]

Image Character or Skin Cost Unlock Message Notes
Tapped Out Gymnastic Lisa artwork.png Gymnastic Lisa Tapped Out Gymnastic Lisa New Character.png Unlock with the Balance Beam.
Returns from Whacking Day 2013.

Buildings[edit]

Image Name Cost Build time Task Notes
Grey Stadium Entrance.png Stadium Entrance FREE Unlock upon starting Meet My Trophy Life Pt. 2.
Unlocks Bronze stadium set.
Grey Grass Field.png Grass Field Unlock upon starting Meet My Trophy Life Pt. 2.
Tapped Out Sportacus.png Sportacus Donut Tapped Out.png85 6s Arguing Over Who's In Charge Available from June 23rd at 6.30pm GMT to July 3rd at 8am GMT.

Returning[edit]

Image Name Cost Build time Task Notes
Blocko Store Tapped Out.png Blocko Store Donut Tapped Out.png30 6s Shipping Sharp Edge Shapes Returns from Easter 2014 and Easter 2015.
Available from June 23rd at 6.30pm GMT to July 3rd at 8am GMT.

Decorations[edit]

Image Name Cost Notes
Grey Single Bleachers.png Single Bleachers Daily Training #2
Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png900
Craftable item.
Grey Stadium Fence.png Stadium Fence Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png325
Football Uprights.png Football Uprights Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png750
Grey Stadium Light.png Stadium Lights Daily Training #4
Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png1,650
Bowling Setup Machine.png Bowling Setup Machine Daily Training #7
Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png4,100
Soccer Net.png Soccer Net Daily Training #10
Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png1,800
Grey Homertron.png Homertron Tapped Out Foam Fingers.png1,900 Act 1 Personal Prize.
Obstacle Tires.png Obstacle Tires Tapped Out Foam Fingers.png5,600
Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png1,200
Act 1 Personal Prize and Craftable item.
Obstacle Wall.png Obstacle Wall Tapped Out Foam Fingers.png15,100
Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png1,200
Tennis Court.png Tennis Court Donut Tapped Out.png50
Boxing Ring.png Boxing Ring Donut Tapped Out.png30 Available from June 23rd at 6.30pm GMT to July 3rd at 8am GMT.

Returning[edit]

Image Name Cost Returning from Notes
Balance Beam.png Balance Beam Donut Tapped Out.png75 Whacking Day 2013 Unlocks Gymnastic Lisa
Available from June 23rd at 6.30pm GMT
to July 3rd at 8am GMT.
Tapped Out Oscar's Obstacles Truck.png Oscar's Obstacles Truck Donut Tapped Out.png45 "Yellow Subterfuge" Available from June 23rd at 6.30pm GMT
to July 3rd at 8am GMT.

Stadium sets[edit]

Grey Name
Grey Stadium Entrance.png Stadium Entrance
Grey Grass Field.png Grass Field
Grey Single Bleachers.png Single Bleachers
Grey Stadium Fence.png Stadium Fence
Grey Stadium Light.png Stadium Lights
Grey Homertron.png Homertron

Gameplay[edit]

Meet My Trophy Life[edit]

Meet My Trophy Life Pt. 1[edit]

After the user logs in on June 23:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Can you believe it, Dad? The World Cup is in full swing!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I know! It's yachting's biggest event!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png No, that's the AMERICA'S Cup. And it's stupid. I'm talking about the--
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png So much drama! Which billionaire will rise to the challenge, and hire the best sailor to drive his catamaran?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I'll be glued to the TV!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I'm talking about the Women's World Cup of soccer!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Oh. That's the sport where some dudes--
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png --women, in this case--
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png --kick a ball around until one of them fakes an injury the best and a winner is declared?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Let's just watch the game.
Task: Make Lisa Watch Soccer (45s, Simpson Home)
Task: Make Homer Watch Soccer (45s, Simpson Home)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Meet My Trophy Life Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png *snores*
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Dad, wake up!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Why? Did somebody finally score a soccer goal?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Almost! ...but then no.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Exciting stuff. This sport could really use some cheerleaders and hockey fights.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Soccer is the single most popular sport in the world! Bigger than motorcycle polo and bear baiting COMBINED.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Which confirms what I've always said: the world is an idiot.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png It's time for a new sport! A better sport!
Task: Build Grass Field
Task: Build Stadium Entrance
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Meet My Trophy Life Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Have you ever longed for a sport that combines the thrill of selecting a team with the fun of waiting for a long time between matches?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Not at all.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Then say hello to Tap Ball!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Tap Ball takes the best parts of other sports -- dribbling, the infield fly rule, an epidemic of concussions --
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png -- and adds the excitement of watching people play second-rate video games!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png That sounds confusing and terrible.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Best of all, the only equipment you need is a smartphone, thirteen balls of varying size, bats made of glass...
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png ...some chalk to mark the many end zones, a quaffle, Kevlar body armor and a greedy, narcissistic owner to screw it all up!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png The town library is crumbling, and you got a Tap Ball stadium built in no time at all.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png It's easy, when you sell the naming rights. Welcome to Duff Beer Krusty Burger Buzz Cola Costington's Department Store Kwik-E-Mart Stupid Flanders Park!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Duff gets to be first because they gave us the most money.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png People are gonna love it!
Task: Make Homer Pander to Sponsors (3m, Stadium Entrance)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Meet My Trophy Life Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png So what are the rules of Tap Ball?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png You ready for this? Because it's gonna blow your mind. The only rule of Tap Ball is...
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png ...THERE...
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png ...ARE...
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png ...NO...
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png ...more than sixty-seven rules. With attached sub-rules, notes, and clarifications.
Task: Make Homer Invent More Rules [x4] (6s, Stadium Entrance)
1st done:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Rule one: a three-point shot is worth five points.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Rule two: attire is business casual, no underwear.
2nd done:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Rule three: with one minute to go in the eighth quarter, the score is always tied. So it's more exciting.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Rule four: punching, whether of opponents or teammates, shall be worth two runs.
3rd done:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Rule five: every player must keep both feet on the floor at all times. When running, a hand must also be on the floor.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Rule six: only the player with the ball may cry.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Rule seven: defense loses championships.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I think I get it.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I'm not done yet!
4th done:
Tapped Out Soccer Lisa Icon.png Dad, I have to admit. There's a puncher's chance this new sport of yours will catch on.
Tapped Out Soccer Lisa Icon.png In that case, I'd like its first bona fide star to be a woman. Sign me up.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Great! You'll play the critical position of center left forward back. Your job is to feed me alley-oops.
Tapped Out Soccer Lisa Icon.png I thought you were the referee.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I'm both! And that's how I'll ensure I'm also the greatest Tap Ball player ever. It's why Babe Ruth was a baseball umpire.
Tapped Out Soccer Lisa Icon.png Baseball is the least important thing in the universe to me, but I'm fairly certain that's not true.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png My game, my rules!
Referee Homer Unlock.pngSoccer Lisa Unlock.png
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Meet My Trophy Life Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Balls of Glory Pt. 2 and tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Attendance at last night's Tap Ball game was only 6 people.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png While that's superior to most MLB games, it is concerning.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Attention everyone! Tap Ball stadium is open, and everyone can watch for free!
Tapped Out Pin Pal Apu Icon.png Free? Mr. Simpson, as one of your sponsors, I do not see how that is a good idea.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Good sir, I assure you it's all a scam. My motives toward our fans are purely evil.
Tapped Out Pin Pal Apu Icon.png Phew. So it's like every other sport.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Not exactly.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png See Tap Ball is free to try, but then we lure people into buying foam fingers and hats and other useless overpriced stuff that costs real money.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png So like every other sport, except that it's free to try?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png No, it's completely differ-- oh hey, you're right. Man, this freemium model has been around forever.
Task: Tap Fans [x15]
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Meet My Trophy Life Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Great game, everybody! I saw a lot of effort out there.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Except for you, Flanders! You stink. Don't ask me why.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png And your moustache also stinks. It played really lousy today.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Appreciate the constructive criticism, coachareeno! Maybe I can train a little more to get better.
System Message Earn Amateur Bucks through practice jobs and Tap Ball games. Spend your earnings to upgrade your Tap Ball players.
System Message Upgrading players allows you to face off against stronger opponents for better rewards.
System Message Upgrading your Tap Ball players also helps your merchandising reach more fans, so don't forget to keep training
Task: Make Tap Ball Players Practice [x4] (4h, Stadium Entrance)
Task: Upgrade Homer
Task: Upgrade Lisa
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Meet My Trophy Life Pt. 7[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png It's hard being a team owner, manager and athlete at the same time.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png How will I find time to improve the stadium, yell at my teammates, drink and nap?
Tapped Out Soccer Lisa Icon.png Sounds like you need a schedule. You should plan your day, make a time table for yourself and others.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Schedules? Time tables? Numbers? These things shouldn't exist in sports.
Task: Complete Daily Training
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Balls of Glory[edit]

Balls of Glory Pt. 1[edit]

After completing Meet My Trophy Life Pt. 4 and tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I need players for Tap Ball, America's fastest-growing-sport (as measured by bench-clearing brawls).
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Here's the sign up sheet. See? It's already got my name, Lisa's name, and Flanders.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Well that doesn't look like my hand writing, but I'm always willing to get physical with my favorite neighbour.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Sports is my only escape from my crushing family life. I'm in!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Amen to that brother!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png We officially have enough players to play Tap Ball!
Pin Pal Apu Unlock.png
Ned also unlocks but his costume is not a skin and he can only play Tap Ball
Task: Play Tap Ball
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png Hey fatso! Your team needs more jocks like me. I'm going to be a superstar Tap Ball player.
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png How many millions of dollars do those jerks make?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Zero! You play for free! Being part of Professional Tap Ball is its own reward!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png After all, this is a sport that's steeped in tradition, having been founded over three missions ago.
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png Wait a second. You got a ton of sponsorship money. Why can't you use some of that to pay your players?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png How about instead of money, I pay you with something much more valuable.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Experience!
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png ...er, what if, INSTEAD, I pay you in something else?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Something called...uh... “Amateur Bucks!” Redeemable everywhere that accepts pretend money!
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png Now we're talking!
System Message Football Nelson is now available in the store!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Balls of Glory Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Balls of Glory Pt. 1:
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png That was fun, but I'm more out of breath than an atheist attempting to disprove God's existence.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Come on! We can play again! More games mean more money!
Tapped Out Soccer Lisa Icon.png I'm tired, too. Just give us some time to rest.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png You could rest, or you could drink one of our sponsor's products in front of the camera!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Put those hard earned Amateur Bucks to use!
System Message Your players need to rest between games. Unlock more Tap Ball players to play games more often.
Task: Buy Obesotades [x4]
Task: Recharge Your Players and Play Tap Ball
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Balls of Glory Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Balls of Glory Pt. 3:
Task: Win Tap Ball Game
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Balls of Glory Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Meet My Trophy Life Pt. 7 and tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Soccer Lisa Icon.png Tap Ball is fun, but how can you start a league with just one town?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png We'll start a rivalry with another Springfield. I still haven't forgiven those guys for raiding our castles last summer.
Tapped Out Soccer Lisa Icon.png To be fair, we raided them, too.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Well, to be unfair... let's get ‘em!
Task: Play Tap Ball in Another Springfield
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Balls of Glory Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png What a fun game, neighboreeno! Even when we lose, it's a hum-dinger!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png You are the LAST person I'd expect to be okay with losing, Flanders!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Your buddy the Lord never lost a fight in his life! That guy peeled himself off the carpet and came back swinging!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png I'm not sure about your Biblical reading, there. “Turn the other cheek,” and all that. Plus the whole sacrificing himself thing...
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png He was the ultimate warrior! And I will follow his example!
Task: Rematch Another Springfield
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Balls of Glory Pt. 6[edit]

After completing Balls of Glory Pt. 5:
Task: Win Tap Ball Games in Another Springfield [x10]
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Fickle Fans[edit]

After completing Balls of Glory Pt. 4 and tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Ok, more fans means more potential buyers. But how can I get even more?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I know, I'll steal fans from other Springfields!
Task: Tap Fans in Another Springfield [x3]
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Good glayvin! All this tapping of fans in alternate Springfields is making the space-time hoyvin go ker-flooey!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Shut up! What do nerds know about sports, anyway?
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png This goes far beyond sports! Your incessant tapping threatens the very fabric of reality!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Double shut up! What's the fate of the universe measured against me getting a little attention for myself?
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Attention IS awfully nice. As a lonely intellectual, I sometimes feel--- Hey, where are you going?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Away from you, nerd!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Alternate Joke[edit]

After completing Fickle Fans:
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Good glayvin! Our tap ball team just faced off against alternate versions of themselves!
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png But they were wearing red and black instead of blue and white, so they're evil.
Tapped Out Soccer Lisa Icon.png How does that make them evil?
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png There's a history of such things in games.
Tapped Out Waluigi Icon.png It's-a me, Waluigi! We're-a gonna win!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Too late, Waluigi. The game's over. Your team already went home.
Tapped Out Waluigi Icon.png Oh, that's-a not a spicy meatball.
Tapped Out Waluigi Icon.png Okay, well... it was-a me, Waluigi. I'm-a gonna go.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png References!

The Longest Grind[edit]

The Longest Grind Pt. 1[edit]

After unlocking Single Bleachers and tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Aww. My stadium is full of happy families, cheering on their Tap Ball heroes.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png And the only way a stadium makes top dollar these days is to have a million luxury boxes, and sell them to corporations!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I gotta price these lousy families outta here!
Task: Purchase Stadium Improvements [x3]
Note: Football Uprights don't count as Stadium Improvements.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Longest Grind Pt. 2[edit]

After completing The Longest Grind Pt. 1
Task: Purchase Stadium Improvements [x8]
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Longest Grind Pt. 3[edit]

After completing The Longest Grind Pt. 2
Task: Purchase Stadium Improvements [x15]
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Longest Grind Pt. 4[edit]

After completing The Longest Grind Pt. 3
Task: Purchase Stadium Improvements [x20]
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Train Sporting[edit]

Train Sporting Pt. 1[edit]

After completing Meet My Trophy Life Pt. 7:
Task: Upgrade Tap Ball Players [x10]
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Train Sporting Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Train Sporting Pt. 1:
Task: Upgrade Tap Ball Players [x15]
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Train Sporting Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Train Sporting Pt. 2:
Task: Upgrade Tap Ball Players [x25]
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Train Sporting Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Train Sporting Pt. 3:
Task: Upgrade Tap Ball Players [x40]
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

NahasapeemaPinPal[edit]

NahasapeemaPinPal Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Mr. Homer, I am enjoying your ridiculous new game, but I feel like something is missing.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Maybe we need new players? Seeing as many players retire early with inexplicable head injuries.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Perhaps it is the inclusion of bowling balls in the field of play.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png And the awarding of points for the bouncing of said bowling balls off the heads of your opponents.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png There is absolutely no link between bowling ball head shots and brain injury! A doctor we paid a lot of money to said so!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png He also said that mothers should encourage their young children to take more bowling balls to the head.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png It's why we've started the “BRAIN 60” program, which encourages kids to get hit in the head by bowling balls for 60 minutes every day.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png It's another way we're doing great things for the community.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Alright, alright, it's safe enough. Still, I feel like something is missing.
Task: Make Pin Pal Apu Practice (4h, Stadium Entrance)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

NahasapeemaPinPal Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Pin Pal Apu Icon.png Oh no! My lucky bowling ball is missing!
Tapped Out Barney Icon.png Well, if you're in the market for a new ball, the Bowlerama has plenty!
Tapped Out Pin Pal Apu Icon.png I suppose I could use another ball for now…
Tapped Out Pin Pal Apu Icon.png But that ball was a gift from my sweet, loving Manjula! Who will happily wring the life out of me if she discovers it is missing!
Tapped Out Pin Pal Apu Icon.png Perhaps I left it with my other most-prized possessions.
Tapped Out Barney Icon.png Your children?
Tapped Out Pin Pal Apu Icon.png No, the collection of highly-toxic chemicals from which I mix my special blue Squishees.
Task: Make Pin Pal Apu Search His Squishy Lab (12h, Kwik-E-Mart)
Tapped Out Pin Pal Apu Icon.png Let me see now... Erioglaucine disodium, phenylacetone, bowling ballium.
Tapped Out Pin Pal Apu Icon.png No bowling ball! Oh, I am unmanned!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

NahasapeemaPinPal Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Pin Pal Apu Icon.png A bowler without a ball is like Varaha, the third avatar of Vishnu, without his trademark discus and conch.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png That's exactly what I was thinking.
Tapped Out Pin Pal Apu Icon.png Without my lucky ball, I fear I will hinder the team, rather than help them.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png We could always use an equipment manager. It's just like being on the team, but without the fun and respect.
Tapped Out Pin Pal Apu Icon.png Uh... I will not debase myself with that.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Tell you what, Apu. Why not join the Simpsons for dinner, and we'll come up with some way for you to help the team.
Task: Make Pin Pal Apu Visit The Simpson House (8h, Simpson Home)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

NahasapeemaPinPal Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Pin Pal Apu Icon.png Thank you for a lovely dinner, Marge. It is far more than a worm like me deserves.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Apu, is it really so bad, losing a bowling ball?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png It's not like you're Varaha, the third avatar of Vishnu, and you lost your trademark discus and conch.
Tapped Out Pin Pal Apu Icon.png But it is. It is exactly like that.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Yeah, Marge. That's pretty much EXACTLY what it's like. Sheesh.
Task: Make Pin Pal Apu Stare Wistfully Out The Window (24h, Simpson Home)
Tapped Out Pin Pal Apu Icon.png Homer, do you see that bowling ball outside your home, planted with flowers in the finger holes?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png The one that says “Apu's Bowling Ball” in it? Why yes, I do see it.
Tapped Out Pin Pal Apu Icon.png Homer! Idiot! That is my ball!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Uh... great. So you'll be on top form for our next match.
Tapped Out Pin Pal Apu Icon.png Yeah, sure. Let's do this thing.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Premium Gameplay[edit]

Highland Games[edit]

After buying Sportacus:
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png Ach, a sporting-goods store! Willie needs some equipment for that grand Scottish tradition -- the Highland Games!
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png You there -- clerk! I want to buy a caber. It's a long, heavy wooden pole, tapered at one end--
Tapped Out Squeaky Voiced Teen Icon.png I know what they are. Aisle 6.
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png Wait, yer sayin' you actually carry cabers?
Tapped Out Squeaky Voiced Teen Icon.png The sign says “All your sports equipment needs.” I've never known a sign to lie.
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png Usually the way this works is, I go to a store, ask them if they have some ridiculous Scottish thing, and they act like they've never heard of it.
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png This makes Willie hoppin' mad. Then Willie punches the clerk and spends the night in jail.
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png It's a grand old time. I was expecting that was how this would go.
Tapped Out Squeaky Voiced Teen Icon.png No, sir. Aisle 6 for cabers.
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png Hold on, I'm not done yet. I don't suppose you stock any Maide Leisg?
Tapped Out Squeaky Voiced Teen Icon.png Scottish for “lazy stick,” used in traditional tests of strength. Aisle 7.
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png Crivens! How about this -- in one particularly silly event, we toss sheafs of wheat over a pole. Highest toss wins.
Tapped Out Squeaky Voiced Teen Icon.png Wheat sheafs and pitchforks are next to the tennis rackets. 20-pound and 10-pound sheafs available.
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png What if another Scot is eyeballin' my lass, and I need to clock him over the skull with a traditional Scottish skull-clockin' hammer?
Tapped Out Squeaky Voiced Teen Icon.png They're behind the CrossFit stuff.
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png I can see you're gonna give Willie no cause to pick a fight. And for that I will be forever sorry.
Task: Make Willie Buy Sports Equipment (8h, Sportacus)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Full Nelson[edit]

The Full Nelson Pt.1[edit]

After tapping on Nelson's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Football Nelson Icon.png Hey, Simpson! How come the field is measured in feet instead of Nelson steps?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png It's not my sport. My Dad invented it. If you want to change the rules, go bully him.
Tapped Out Football Nelson Icon.png Maybe I will! I'll bully him good!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Yes. Oh my God, yes. This is fantastic. Can I watch?
Tapped Out Football Nelson Icon.png He's your dad. If you want to watch him get humiliated by a child, I got no right to say no.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Yay!
Task: Make Football Nelson Bully Homer (4h, Stadium Entrance)
Task: Make Bart Chuckle To Himself (4h, Stadium Entrance)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Full Nelson Pt.2[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Listen up, team. I'm not going to sugar coat this -- you're terrible Tap Ball players, and therefore terrible people.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Mr. Homer, I am still not entirely clear on what I'm supposed to do with this bowling ball.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WIN, THAT'S WHAT!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Maybe if the rules didn't change every five minutes, we could get better.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png IT'S THE SIMPLEST GAME EVER INVENTED! NOW WIN! APU, BOWL THAT BALL!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png BART, PUTT THE BOOMERANG INTO THE THING! NELSON, GO LONG! LISA THROW THE SOCCERBALL TO NELSON!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I mean, I just can't make it any simpler for you people.
Task: Make Soccer Lisa Kick The Soccer Ball (4h, Stadium Entrance)
Task: Make Football Nelson Go Long (4h, Stadium Entrance)
Task: Make Pin Pal Apu Bowl For Goal (4h, Stadium Entrance)
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png YES! THAT'S IT! NOW WE'RE PLAYING SOME TAP BALL!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Full Nelson Pt.3[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Okay, team. You've really been looking sharp lately. I want to try a new play.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Bart, run a hook-and-ladder. Nelson, you track down the Golden Snitch. Lisa, bunt the ball for a home run.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I understood precisely none of that.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png One-two-three hike!
Tapped Out Football Nelson Icon.png What am I supposed to do, again?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I said hike! The hike has happened! Now go go go!
Task: Make Bart Run Into The Fence (12h, Stadium Entrance)
Task: Make Lisa Trip Over The Ball (12h, Stadium Entrance)
Task: Make Football Nelson Yell Angrily (12h, Stadium Entrance)
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I'm just...not...getting....through to you people.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I'd like to suggest that maybe you're an awful coach.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png That can't be it. No, we should just run the play again until we get it right.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png But nobody understands--
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png One-two-three hike!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Full Nelson Pt.4[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png It's weird. I still have no idea how Tap Ball works, but I can somehow tell we're awful at it.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Eh, as long as Dad's unhappy, I'm happy.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Well, I'm sorry, but if I'm going to do something, I want to do it well.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png It's weird that the same DNA could make a you and a me.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png We were doing so well before, though. What's the secret?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png All I know is, I tend to do my best when Nelson threatens to kick my butt if I don't.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I've never really found any other reason to do well at anything.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png He is a strangely good motivator...
Task: Make Homer Eavesdrop On The Kids (1h, Stadium Entrance)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Full Nelson Pt.5[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Gather ‘round, team! I've figured out how to make us great.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Let's run the same play as before. This time, though, I'm authorizing Nelson to atomic wedgie anyone who messes up.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png No team can succeed if it doesn't bully itself. It worked for John Wooden's UCLA basketball teams, and it can work for us.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Seriously, watch the tapes. If anyone ever missed a shot, the young Lew Alcindor would subtly purple nurple him on the way back up the court.
Task: Make Soccer Lisa Kick The Ball (8h, Stadium Entrance)
Task: Make Pin Pal Apu Bowl The Ball (8h, Stadium Entrance)
Task: Make Bart Throw The Ball (8h, Stadium Entrance)
Task: Make Football Nelson Score A Ball Down (8h, Stadium Entrance)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Gymnastic Lisa[edit]

After the user logs in:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png My grade in P.E. is terrible -- there's no plus after my A! Maybe I should take gymnastics for extra credit.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Ok, but you need to wear your soccer outfit on the Tap Ball field.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Why can't I play Tap Ball as a gymnast?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Because that's not what you're wearing in all the posters, pins and bobbleheads I ordered.
System Message Gymnastic Lisa is now available in the store!

Hip To Be Cubical[edit]

After buying Blocko Store:
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Oooh, the Blocko Store! Where, if you can imagine it, you can build it!
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png The doctor says I was born without an imagination. But you guys can all have fun!

Character Groups[edit]

Daily Training[edit]

Tap Ball Daily Training.png
Bonus reward if completed in 24h: Tapped Out Foam Fingers.png800

Day Task Time Location Reward
Day 1 Make Apu Sell Tap Ball Merchandise [x2] 2h Kwik-E-Mart 4 Obetosade
Day 2 Make Referee Homer Work on the Stadium [x2] 5h Stadium Entrance Single Stadium Bleachers
Day 3 Make Mr. Burns Brew Tonic [x3] 4h Control Building 3 Brain and Nerve Tonic
Day 4 Win Tap Ball Game [x2] Stadium Lights
Day 5 Make Celebrities Sing the National Anthem [x5] 3h Stadium Entrance Boxing Drederick Tatum
Day 6 Win Tap Ball Game [x2] 4 Obetosade
Day 7 Make Pin Pal Apu Work on Bowling Machine [x3] 4h Kwik-E-Mart Bowling Setup Machine
Day 8 Make Soccer Lisa Work on Balance [x6] 2h Simpson Home Lugash can now play
Day 9 Win Tap Ball Game [x3] Single Stadium Bleachers
Day 10 Make Soccer Lisa Fill Soccer Balls with Air [x4] 3h Stadium Entrance Soccer Net

Million Donut Baby[edit]

Million Donut Baby Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Boxing Drederick Tatum Icon.png *sniff, sniff*
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Former heavyweight boxing champ Drederick Tatum, are you crying?
Tapped Out Boxing Drederick Tatum Icon.png Please excuse my tears, fat person. I find myself consumed by melancholia.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png You've permanently disfigured countless young men! What do you have to be sad about?
Tapped Out Boxing Drederick Tatum Icon.png The life of a pugilist was so simple. They would put a brain in front of me, and I would concuss it posthaste. It was quite enjoyable.
Tapped Out Boxing Drederick Tatum Icon.png God gave me fists that can pound living tissue to a bloody pulp, and I have spurned that holy gift.
Tapped Out Boxing Drederick Tatum Icon.png Even my menagerie of rare birds and high-end giraffes can no longer fill the hole in my brain.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png You mean the hole in your heart...
Tapped Out Boxing Drederick Tatum Icon.png That too.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Well, there's only one thing to do! We've got to get you back in the ring!
Task: Make Boxer Tatum Get Back Into Shape (24h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Million Donut Baby Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Drederick Tatum's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Boxing Drederick Tatum Icon.png It's not working, Coach Homer. I've lost the drive that made me a peerless psychopath. I've barely killed any sparring partners.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png We'll figure something out. Here, drink this glass full of raw eggs.
Tapped Out Boxing Drederick Tatum Icon.png Can we cook the eggs first? I so enjoy a perfectly shirred egg. Don't you concur?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png SHIRRED EGGS? A killing machine doesn't eat shirred eggs!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png That does it! From now on, we're doing this right! Raw eggs at every meal!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png You'll wear those boxing gloves day and night, until you remember how to use them!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png And you'll spend every night sleeping next to your pet tiger, relearning what it means to be a killer!
Tapped Out Boxing Drederick Tatum Icon.png Cohabitating with a tiger would seem to be a dangerous notion.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Yeah, well a boxer is nothing without “the eye of the tiger.” Or would you question the wisdom of Frank Stallone?
Task: Make Boxer Tatum Fumble Around with his Gloves On (8h)
Task: Make Boxer Tatum Bond with his Pet Tiger (24h, Springfield Coliseum)
Task: Make Homer Perfect his Raw Egg Recipe (32h, Simpson Home)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Million Donut Baby Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Drederick, I've been a fool. Obviously, I'm a world-class boxing trainer. No one doubts that.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png But if the “Rocky” movies taught us anything, it's that no boxer can win without a Burgess Meredith-type in his corner.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png We've got to find a cantankerous, gravel-voiced, wrinkly weirdo to complete your entourage.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png HELLO!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Moe! You're perfect!
Tapped Out Boxing Drederick Tatum Icon.png I remain sceptical of this gentleman's credentials.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Listen here, you lily-livered, sorry excuse for a boxer. I've been in the fight game since your Daddy was gettin' beat up by the milkmaid!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Whoa. Moe, is that true?
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Nah, not really. Just caught up in the--
Tapped Out Boxing Drederick Tatum Icon.png Coach Homer, the words of this man are making me quite upset. May I hit him, please?
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Now wait a second--
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png That's the Drederick Tatum I've been waiting to see! Finally, SOMETHING that makes you angry.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Let's get you and Moe in the ring right away!
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Hold on, hold on. Moe's not fightin' nobody...
Task: Make Moe and Boxer Tatum Have a Boxing Match (4h, Springfield Coliseum, Moe)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Million Donut Baby Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png You're back on top again Drederick!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I hope to see you playing Tap Ball, we could use your skills on the court-field-greens-pitch.
Tapped Out Boxing Drederick Tatum Icon.png Do the rules of Tap Ball allow for the pummelling of your fellow man's stupid face?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I'm sorry, but the rules are very clear: you can only punch people who aren't me.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Oh, and Lisa. No hitting my daughter.
Tapped Out Boxing Drederick Tatum Icon.png Not to worry. I am the one and only boxer on the face of the earth who restricts his violence to men.
Task: Make Boxer Tatum Shadowbox (4h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Personal Prizes[edit]

Tap Ball Act 1 Prize Track.png

Image Item Cost Get It Now Cost
Grey Homertron.png Homertron Tapped Out Foam Fingers.png1,900 Donut Tapped Out.png120
Obstacle Tires.png Obstacle Tires Tapped Out Foam Fingers.png5,600 Donut Tapped Out.png110
Baseball Jasper.png Baseball Jasper Tapped Out Foam Fingers.png11,300 Donut Tapped Out.png300
Obstacle Wall.png Obstacle Wall Tapped Out Foam Fingers.png15,100 Donut Tapped Out.png110
Softball Mr Burns.png Softball Mr Burns Tapped Out Foam Fingers.png19,500 Donut Tapped Out.png400

A League of His Own Pt. 1[edit]

A League of His Own Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Jasper's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Softball Jasper Icon.png Zzzz...
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Jasper you fool! Why are you wearing an old-time woman's baseball uniform? And why is the name on the back “Jasperien?”
Tapped Out Softball Jasper Icon.png It's not what you think!
Tapped Out Softball Jasper Icon.png See, in the 1940s and early 50s, I posed as a woman to play in the All-American Girls Professional Baseball League. This was my uniform.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png I know! I was on your team you idjit!
Tapped Out Softball Jasper Icon.png But, see, I had a very good REASON to join the ladies' league. And it's not what you think. I did it... to avoid the draft.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png I know! I joined for the same reason, and you ratted me out!
Tapped Out Softball Jasper Icon.png Did I? Oh. Well, you'll never figure out why I put on the old uniform again.
Tapped Out Softball Jasper Icon.png Why I would risk having my subterfuge come to light after all these years...
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Because you're losing your skull marbles, and you thought it was 1953.
Tapped Out Softball Jasper Icon.png Right. Good guess.
Tapped Out Softball Jasper Icon.png Speaking of it being 1953 -- there's a fly ball! I got it! Jasperien's got it!
Task: Make Baseball Jasper Catch an Imaginary Fly Ball (4h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A League of His Own Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Jasper's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Softball Jasper Icon.png It's sure been fun thinking it's 1953. But I should probably change outta this skirt.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Jasper! The War Board is comin' for ya! They know you've been posing as a girl to dodge the draft.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png They're gonna execute you, then send you to fight in the Pacific!
Tapped Out Softball Jasper Icon.png I gotta hide!
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Heh-heh. It sure is fun being a little less senile than your friends.
Task: Make Baseball Jasper Hide (4h, Kwik-E-Mart)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A League of His Own Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Jasper, FDR himself just rode into town! He's got a pair of six shooters, and he's hoppin' mad you've been dodging the draft!
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png And he thinks you're the worst baseball player he's ever seen -- boy or girl.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png He's gonna charge you with high treason because you can't drive the ball to the opposite field! You'll get the firing squad for sure!
Tapped Out Softball Jasper Icon.png Then I've got mere moments to improve my swing!
Task: Make Baseball Jasper Swing Bat (24h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A League of His Own Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Good news, Jasperien! You caught a lucky break. FDR just got off the phone with Emperor Hirohito.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Turns out the Emperor is a huge fan of yours!
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png FDR says that if you'll sign a few baseball cards for Japan's leader, this whole world war can be over by dinnertime.
Tapped Out Softball Jasper Icon.png Anything to get that gun-totin' New Deal-slingin' maniac off my back. To the Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop!
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png I sell baseball cards? That's odd. I never really noticed it was in the name of the store.
Task: Make Baseball Jasper Sign Autographs (1h, Android's Dungeon)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A League of His Own Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Jasper's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Softball Jasper Icon.png Abe, you're a true friend. If it weren't for you, FDR would have used my finger bones for cigarette holders.
Tapped Out Softball Jasper Icon.png They'd be held between his teeth at a jaunty angle even as we speak!
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png You old fool! I was just pulling your leg. FDR doesn't know you're a secret lady ballplayer.
Tapped Out Softball Jasper Icon.png You mean... I'm safe?
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Far from it! Not so long as J. Edgar Hoover is crusading to root out cross-dressing from our major professional sports.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png They got G-men at every base, frisking anyone who scores a run!
Tapped Out Softball Jasper Icon.png I gotta get out of this uniform!
Task: Make Baseball Jasper Get Changed (1h, Community Center)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Mighty Bucks[edit]

The Mighty Bucks Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png Excuse me, sir. Do you remember that traffic ticket we received for running a red light?
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Pah! Red lights only apply to the poor, the middle class, the rich, and the ultra-rich. I'm super-ultra-class-double-five-star-stupid rich!
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Or does that title no longer hold any meaning in our society? We need to contest this ticket all the way to the United States Supreme Court!
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png We did. We lost 5-4.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png I thought when we got shadow arch-conservative Sonia Sotomayor appointed to the Court, they'd finally look out for us wealthy folk.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png I suppose we'll just have to content ourselves with owning the Executive and Legislative branches of government.
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png There's more, sir. As punishment for wasting millions of dollars of taxpayer money, they've sentenced you to community service.
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png You have to do 100 hours coaching a local youth softball team.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Oh. Could be worse. Lovely game, softball. Played with a hoop, a tin can and a Winchester rifle, if memory serves?
Task: Make Softball Burns Learn What Softball Is (4h, Control Building)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Mighty Bucks Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Softball Mr Burns Icon.png Listen up, you disgusting, malformed half-adults! This softball team does not tolerate losing!
Tapped Out Softball Mr Burns Icon.png To that end, you ignorant pre-humans, you will follow my instructions at all times!
Tapped Out Softball Mr Burns Icon.png When I dust my left sleeve, that means steal a base.
Tapped Out Softball Mr Burns Icon.png When I touch my cap, cheat. I don't care how. I just want to see rules being broken.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png I thought sports were about doing your best and playing fair?
Tapped Out Softball Mr Burns Icon.png When I tug at my ear, it means everybody slap the do-gooder and teach him a lesson!
Tapped Out Softball Mr Burns Icon.png I'm tugging my ear right now, people...
Task: Make Softball Mr. Burns Signal Plays (8h)
Task: Make Kids Play Softball [x5] (12h, Control Building)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Mighty Bucks Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png I just wanted to thank you for devoting your valuable time to better the lives of us kids.
Tapped Out Softball Mr Burns Icon.png Am I bettering them? That was not my intent.
Tapped Out Softball Mr Burns Icon.png I'm here to win. But, if I can permanently scar some young minds in the process, well, that's all to the good.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png We're going to play our hardest for you, Coach.
Tapped Out Softball Mr Burns Icon.png How very kind. Please, call me Generalissimo.
Task: Make Softball Mr Burns Yell at Children (12h, Control Building)
Task: Make Milhouse Look Up to a New Father Figure (12h, Control Building)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Mighty Bucks Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Softball Mr Burns Icon.png Why are you following me around like one of those small, non-lethal mini-hounds?
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png You mean a puppy?
Tapped Out Softball Mr Burns Icon.png Yes, those things.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png I thought maybe if I observed a successful man in action, it might help me.
Tapped Out Softball Mr Burns Icon.png There's nothing that would upset me more than to help a fellow human.
Tapped Out Softball Mr Burns Icon.png Life is about fighting and clawing and nuisance-suing for what you want.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png That's wonderful advice. You're very good at this.
Tapped Out Softball Mr Burns Icon.png I do not wish to be, you annoying nitwit. I very sincerely don't.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png I was thinking maybe we could have a game of catch? You could dispense life lessons while we do it.
Tapped Out Softball Mr Burns Icon.png Smithers could be made to throw and catch in my stead. There's a good lesson for you: lackeys make everything easier. Get one.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Wow. Thanks, Coach.
Task: Make Softball Mr Burns Bond with Milhouse (8h, Burns' Manor, Milhouse)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Mighty Bucks Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Softball Mr Burns Icon.png It's the day of the big game. Milhouse, my protégé, what are Burns' Rules of Sport?
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Play unfair, don't have fun, always be taunting, and keep your eye on your wallet.
Tapped Out Softball Mr Burns Icon.png Excellent. Now go out there and make me proud. Or at least less disgusted with you than I currently am.
Tapped Out Softball Mr Burns Icon.png Above all, be wary. Especially those who would call themselves your “teammates.” They'll be the first to stab you in the back.
Task: Make Softball Mr Burns Watch the Game (12h, Control Building)
Task: Make Kids Play Softball [x4] (12h, Control Building)
Task: Make Milhouse Compete with His Own Team (12h, Control Building)
Tapped Out Softball Mr Burns Icon.png It's the final inning. The Van Houten boy is coming up to bat.
Tapped Out Softball Mr Burns Icon.png I feel like a proud tyrant, Smithers.
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png Sir, look at the time. Your 100 hours of community service just ended.
Tapped Out Softball Mr Burns Icon.png Oh, good! Start the car.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Coach Burns! You can't leave us now!
Tapped Out Softball Mr Burns Icon.png Can and shall! It's called “Lane Kiffin's Law,” and it goes like this:
Tapped Out Softball Mr Burns Icon.png “Preach loyalty to your players, but abandon them the moment a better offer comes along.” Ah, the beauty of sport!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Overtime Bonus[edit]

After unlocking Softball Mr Burns:
Task: Collect Foam Fingers [x4000]
Overtime Bonus Foam Fingers.png
Quest reward: Donut Tapped Out.png1/2/3

Consumables[edit]

Image Name Cost
Obesotade 4-pack.png Obetosade.png4 Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png400 or Donut Tapped Out.png27
Obesotade 6-pack.png Obetosade.png6 Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png600 or Donut Tapped Out.png40
Obesotade 12-pack.png Obetosade.png12 Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png1,200 or Donut Tapped Out.png80
Brain And Nerve Tonic.png Brain And Nerve Tonic.png1 Donut Tapped Out.png5

Daily Play Combo[edit]

Tap Ball Act 1 Daily Play Combo.png

Amateur Shop[edit]

Tap Ball Amateur Shop.png

Image Name Cost Notes
Grey Stadium Fence.png Stadium Fence Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png325 or Donut Tapped Out.png22 Unlocked upon starting Balls of Glory Pt. 2.
Obesotade 4-pack.png Obetosade.png4 Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png400 or Donut Tapped Out.png27
Obesotade 6-pack.png Obetosade.png6 Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png600 or Donut Tapped Out.png40
Obesotade 12-pack.png Obetosade.png12 Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png1,200 or Donut Tapped Out.png80
Football Uprights.png Football Uprights Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png750 or Donut Tapped Out.png50 Unlocked upon starting Balls of Glory Pt. 2 after June 24 update.
Grey Single Bleachers.png Single Bleachers Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png900 or Donut Tapped Out.png60 Unlocked upon obtaining one with Daily Training #2.
Grey Stadium Light.png Stadium Lights Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png1,650 or Donut Tapped Out.png110 Unlocked upon obtaining one with Daily Training #4.
Bowling Setup Machine.png Bowling Setup Machine Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png4,100 or Donut Tapped Out.png273 Unlocked upon obtaining one with Daily Training #7.
Soccer Net.png Soccer Net Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png1,800 or Donut Tapped Out.png120 Unlocked upon obtaining one with Daily Training #10.

Team Upgrades[edit]

Tap Ball Team Management Guide.pngTap Ball Team Management.png

Character Tapped Out TB 1 Star.png Tapped Out TB 1 Star.pngTapped Out TB Half Star.png Tapped Out TB 1 Star.pngTapped Out TB 1 Star.png Tapped Out TB 1 Star.pngTapped Out TB 1 Star.pngTapped Out TB Half Star.png Tapped Out TB 1 Star.pngTapped Out TB 1 Star.pngTapped Out TB 1 Star.png Tapped Out TB 1 Star.pngTapped Out TB 1 Star.pngTapped Out TB 1 Star.pngTapped Out TB Half Star.png Tapped Out TB 1 Star.pngTapped Out TB 1 Star.pngTapped Out TB 1 Star.pngTapped Out TB 1 Star.png Tapped Out TB 1 Star.pngTapped Out TB 1 Star.pngTapped Out TB 1 Star.pngTapped Out TB 1 Star.pngTapped Out TB Half Star.png Tapped Out TB 1 Star.pngTapped Out TB 1 Star.pngTapped Out TB 1 Star.pngTapped Out TB 1 Star.pngTapped Out TB 1 Star.png
Referee Homer Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png29 Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png32 Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png62 Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png98 Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png140 Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png188 Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png242 Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png302
Soccer Lisa Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png26 Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png29 Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png32 Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png62 Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png98 Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png140 Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png188 Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png242 Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png302
Softball Mr Burns Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png62 Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png98 Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png140 Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png188 Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png242 Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png302
Football Nelson Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png32 Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png62 Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png98 Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png140 Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png188 Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png242 Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png302
Pin Pal Apu Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png32 Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png62 Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png98 Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png140 Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png188 Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png242 Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png302
Boxing Drederick Tatum Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png32 Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png62 Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png98 Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png140 Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png188 Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png242 Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png302
Baseball Jasper Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png32 Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png62 Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png98 Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png140 Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png188 Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png242 Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png302
Athlete Ned Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png29 Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png32 Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png62 Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png98 Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png140 Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png188 Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png242 Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png302
Lugash Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png62 Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png98 Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png140 Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png188 Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png242 Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png302

As an added factor, a hidden feature of levelling up players is, the higher the sum of the levels is, the higher is the blast radius of tapping fans in your town (doesn't affect friends' town's taps)!

Conform-o-meter impact[edit]

Building or Item Rating Points
Stadium Entrance Vanity 300
Grass Field Tree-Hugging 5
Sportacus Consumerism 10
Blocko Store
Single Bleachers Vanity 100
Stadium Fence 10
Stadium Lights 250
Soccer Net 500
Bowling Setup Machine
Obstacle Tires
Obstacle Wall
Football Uprights
Homertron 1000
Balance Beam 200
Tennis Court Vanity
Bonus $ and XP
500
2.25%
Boxing Ring 150
0.5%
Oscar's Obstacles Truck 10
2.25%

Gallery[edit]

Other changes made[edit]

June 23 update (4_15; "4_15_June2015"; "4_15_SoccerCup2015")[edit]

  • Flanders Home, Van Houten Home, Cooling Towers, Android's Dungeon, Moe's Tavern, Retirement Castle, Muntz House, Wiggum House, Springfield Coliseum, Lugash's Gym, Bart's Tree House and Community Center cannot be sold for the duration of the event.
  • Duff Racer and Oscar's Obstacles Truck now have 2.25% $ and XP bonus.
  • Balance Beam is now unique.
  • Drederick Tatum and Stacy Lowell were added to the Premium Characters character group.
  • A new character group, Bowler, has been added which includes: Apu, Homer, Moe, Cletus, Krusty, Ned, Reverend Lovejoy, Wiggum, Snake, Luigi, Willy, Otto, Brockman, Barney, Lou, Eddie, Arnie Pye, Mindy, Princess Kashmir, Helen Lovejoy, Lurleen and Sea Captain.
  • Lunchlady Dora and Martha Quimby were added to the Regular Female character group.
  • Martha Quimby and Cecil Terwilliger were added to the Regular Characters character group.
  • Stacy Lowell and Francesca Terwilliger were added to the Premium Female characters group.
  • Professor Frink, Giuseppe, George Washington, Coach Krupt, Roscoe, Chester Lampwick and Frank Grimes were added to the Premium Male character group.
  • Hugs Bunny, Marvin Monroe, Rojer Myers Jr., Robert Terwilliger, Zutroy and Cecil Terwilliger were added to the Regular Male character group.
  • The Leaderboards are back from previous events in which you can compete against your neighbors for top rank only for this event it is in the form of Tap Ball Games Won.
  • Chalmers' Browse the Blocko Store now yields premium payout.
  • Easter 2015's jobs Teach Homer About Easter, Pretend to Listen, Play the Blues, Shop for Good Friday Sales, Watch Easter Films, Think About Converting to Judaism and Prepare for Passover's Visibility Requirements were removed.
  • The task for Santa Homer to "Fly Santa's Sleigh" is not visible for the duration of the event.
  • Boardwalk Fountain was removed from the Decorations and Squidport inventory group.
  • Homer's Watch Monkey Trauma Center Marathon requires myPad to be completed instead of Level 6.
  • Gymnastic Lisa's jobs now yields Premium payout.
  • A new column of land was added to the right.
  • A new row of land was also added along the bottom of the land map.
  • Homer's task to "Ignore Marge's Groaning Noise" now doesn't wait for both characters to begin.
  • Mutant Rabbit is now storable.
  • Lurleen can now participate in quest Mothusiasm Pt. 3, "Get Down at the Anvil" at Ajax Steel Mill.
  • The random quests: Nerds 'R' Us, Adventures in Flanders-Sitting, Book Worm, Good Samaritan (Lisa), Apu Plus Eight, Long Kwik-E-Shift, Kwik-E-Shift, Thank Ganesh (Apu), That Ain't Right, The Christian Thing to Do, The Greatest Joke Ever Told, Strut Your Stuff, Quicky at the Kwik-E-Mart (Ned), Hey Look, It Floats!, myPad, Quicky at the Kwik-E-Mart, Not All Donuts Are Currency, Its All Just a Dog and Pony Show and The Best Chimp Drama on TV (Homer) now all requires myPad to be completed.
  • Manjula was added to the Parents character group.
  • Excellence Prize Statue is now unique.
  • The Duff Party Bus now adds 500 decoration points instead of 400 to the Conform-o-meter.
  • Building Oscar's Obstacles Truck now yields XP.png45.
  • Lisa and Ned's joint task to "Attend A Peace Feast" and "Host A Peace Feast For Puritan Flanders" now require Sacagawea Lisa and Puritan Flanders to show in the jobs list.
  • Strongman Homer's jobs are now premium.
  • Strongman Homer's task to "Piggyback Mr. Burns" now yields Cash.png1,600 and XP.png375 instead of Cash.png1,200 and XP.png300.
  • The Splash Screen, Game Icon and Friend Towns button were changed with new ones for the event.
  • KBBL Radio's KBBL Sports station now earns Tapped Out Amateur Bucks.png16 and is free for the duration of the event.
  • The glitch where characters and items' sounds were truncated instead of playing the entire voice clip if you move away from the screen they started was fixed.
  • Tennis Marge's icon was changed from the unreleased one.
  • Drederick Tatum was changed to a darker skin tone.
  • The Daily Play Combo was changed to reward event currency.

June 24 update ("4_15_June2015_Patch1_Postlaunch")[edit]

  • Ned's Do Lunges job's animation was added.
  • The task for Santa Homer to "Fly Santa's Sleigh" is visible again.
  • Jockey Bart's job to "Eat at Krusty Burger" is now permanent.
  • Football Uprights was added to the craftable items.
  • Football Uprights's $ and XP bonus was removed.
  • Stadium Light impact on the Conform-O-Meter changed from 500 to 250 on Vanity.
  • Placing Tennis Court and Football Uprights now yields XP.png50 instead of XP.png30.
  • Level Upgrading now starts after starting Meet My Trophy Life Pt. 6 instead of Pt. 5.

June 25 update ("4_15_June2015_Patch1_1")[edit]

  • Fixed a crash in the game after starting All My Sober Ladies Pt.2 changing the required character from Lady Duff to Duffman with Lady Duff skin.
  • All My Sober Ladies Pt.2 now requires only Homer for the job Confront Lady Duff.

June 30 and July 1 updates ("4_15_4thofJuly2015" + Patch 1)[edit]

  • (4_15_4thofJuly2015)
  • (4_15_4thofJuly2015_Patch1_PostLaunch)

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