Jasper Beardley

"That's a paddlin'."

―Jasper Beardley famous phrase^[src]

Jasper Beardley

Artwork of Jasper from The Simpsons: Tapped Out

Character Information

Gender:	Male ♂
Status:	Alive
Age:	Over 90^[1]
Hair:	White (beard), formerly dark brown^[2]
Occupation:	Retired
Relatives:	Wife: Estelle (deceased) Granddaughter: Unnamed Son: Unnamed
First appearance:	"Homer's Odyssey"
Voiced by:	Harry Shearer

Jasper Beardley is a resident of the Springfield Retirement Castle, and is often seen around Springfield and is a friend of Abe Simpson.

Biography

Jasper is a World War II veteran. Jasper also tried to avoid the draft by disguising himself as a woman and staying in Springfield to play in the local women's baseball league, along with his friend Abe, who was also avoiding the war. He has been a substitute teacher who confiscated everything made of tin (according to Lisa) and got his beard caught in the pencil sharpener.^[3] He also preceded Reverend Lovejoy as minister at the Simpsons' church in Springfield.

Jasper unsuccessfully auditioned for The Be Sharps by singing "Theme From A Summer Place".^[4]

An actor played a version of Jasper in the film Bart's Not Dead.^[5]

Health Issues

Vision

It is implied that Jasper is slowly going blind. This ailment was once cured by a laser fired by a house's security protection equipment, but he was blinded again almost immediately. He accepted this very quickly: "Oh well. Easy come, easy go." Despite the sight problem, Jasper is both a light sleeper and is still quick with his reflexes. When Abe Simpson tried to steal his dentures one night, Jasper turned on the light immediately and, with a gun aimed at Abe, foiled the nocturnal theft. Also, when everyone comes to watch The Itchy & Scratchy Show episode "The Beagle Has Landed", he looks down to Bart and asks "Hey little girl, is this seat taken?", Bart replies angrily with "I'm not a little girl!! Are you blind?!", in which Jasper replies sadly with "Yes".

Other Major Accidents

Jasper was put in crude "suspended animation" in the Kwik-E-Mart's freezer, and under advice from Dr. Nick Riviera, Apu kept him frozen. When Jasper's frozen form became popular with customers, Apu started exploiting the spectacle, and transformed the Kwik-E-Mart into a special interest store dealing with weird items, or perfectly ordinary ones which had been made out to be abnormal (for example, a cash machine that dispenses pictures of "dead presidents"). He put a Viking helmet on Jasper (or "Frostillicus," as Apu renamed him), but when Jasper was accidentally unfrozen and stepped out into what he thought was a future world, Apu's dreams of wealth were once again crushed. Apu was considering selling him to The Rich Texan. Jasper has unfortunate events like Hans Moleman because he has had many accidents.

Minor Accidents

Jasper was shot in his artificial leg by Waylon Smithers, Jr., on the same night of the nearly fatal shooting of Mr. Burns. He also claimed to have "broke" his beard during a Death Race accident with Abe Simpson and Old Jewish man, and even managed to get his beard stuck in a pencil sharpener while substituting for the striking teachers of Springfield Elementary. He also mentioned that he is diabetic, and was shot in the arm.^[6] One time, Jasper, under the mistaken belief that it was Wednesday, took some of his Wednesday pills until he learned it was actually Friday, which caused him to morph into a similar creature to a Lorax from the Dr. Seuss stories.^[7]

Fake Leg

Jasper is shown to have a fake left leg while sparring with Old Jewish man. Smithers also shot Jasper in the wooden leg while in a drunken stupor. However, when he substituted for Lisa's class, he was wearing sandals and clearly had both feet.

Relationships

Jasper is a friend of fellow resident Abe Simpson, but not always. When Abe's girlfriend Bea died, Jasper told him what had happened and comforted him. However, Jasper possibly bullies Abe regularly - on one occasion, he steals Abe's newspaper because he wants to do the crossword puzzle. He had a wife, Estelle, now deceased. He apparently had her cremated and had his successor, Reverend Lovejoy, proceed with the cremation ceremony, although it later became apparent that the ceremony was invalid as it took place during the three months that Lovejoy's ministering license expired.^[8]

He once dated Edna Krabappel however he was too old for her liking.^[9]

He and Alice Glick once attempted to make an erotic film titled "What the Pool Boy Saw", however cameraman, Abe Simpson fell asleep, leaving the film unfinished.^[10]

Non-canon

The contents of this article or section are considered to be non-canon and therefore may not have actually happened or existed.

The Simpsons: Tapped Out

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Jasper
Image	Cost	Unlock method	Unlocks with	Unlock message	Yearbook
	150	Level 30 Premium	Community Center		30
80	Thanksgiving 2018, All American Auction, Blargsgiving, Northward Bound, The Atom Smasher and Cold Turkey Premium (Men Mystery Box)
1	Blargsgiving, Northward Bound, The Atom Smasher and Cold Turkey Gold Mystery Box
Technical Information	ID	Groups		Internal Name
Technical Information	`2101`	Premium Characters, Premium Male, Pessimist, Senior, Adult	`Jasper`

Permanent Tasks

Task	Time	Reward	Requires	Quest with the task
Go Skating	10m	26, 7	Simpsons' Skating Rink
Practice Lollipop Song	60m	105, 26		Springfield's Got Talent!
Dine at the Overpass Diner	60m	105, 26	Overpass Diner
Go Paddling	4h	260, 70		That's A Paddlin!
Overpay for Sex on the Beach	4h	260, 70	Smooches on the Beach
Stay at the Swelldorado	4h	260, 70	Swelldorado
Party at the First Class Lounge	4h	260, 70	The First Class Lounge
Try to Win at Blackjack	4h	260, 70	$ Casino
Drink and Babysit	4h	260, 70	The Boiled Potato
Attend Parenting Seminars	4h	260, 70	Universal Panacea
Heckle Rich Old Fogeys About to Die	4h	260, 70	Golden Exits Retirement Farm
Shop for Cider	4h	260, 70	Mt. Swartzwelder Historic Cider Mill
Complain About Lumbargo	6h	350, 90	Springfield Medical Center
Relax in the Retirement Home	8h	420, 105	Retirement Castle	Retirement
Dance the Señor Burns	8h	420, 105	Chez Guevara
Retrieve a Box of Pills	10h	525, 135	Geriatric Medicine
Rest in a Cryo Chamber	10h	525, 135	Cryo Stasis Memorial	Cryogenics Pt. 2
Take Incorrect Medication	12h	600, 150		The Prune Lagoon
Enjoy a Night at the Theater	12h	600, 150	Springfield Playhouse
Complain About Electric Buzzing	12h	600, 150	The Buzzing Sign Diner
Participate in Clinical Trials	12h	600, 150	Hotenhoffer Pharmaceuticals
Attend a Viewing	12h	600, 150	Springfield Funeral Home
Self-Freeze at the Kwik-E-Mart	24h	1,000, 225	Kwik-E-Mart	Back to the Freezer!
Buy Groceries at a Kindling Store	24h	1,000, 225	Kevin's Kindling

Number 5

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Number 5
Image	Cost	Unlock method	Unlock message	Costume of	Yearbook
	28,000	Stonecutters Prize (with Number 12 and Number 14)		80px Jasper	30
40	Stonecutters Black Market Sale, The Buck Stops Here and Not Yet Spring Cleaning Premium
Technical Information	ID	Internal Name
Technical Information	`25020`	`Number5`

Taps Final Update
Wave	Cost	Release
1	40	September 26, 2024

Permanent Tasks

Task	Time	Reward	Requires
Quick Drink at the Stonecutter Lodge	60m	105, 26	Stonecutter Lodge
Run the Stonecutter Daycare	2h	175, 40	Stonecutter Daycare Center
Polish His Paddle	4h	260, 70	Stonecutter Lodge or Retirement Castle or Home Visitable
Attend a Secret Meeting	8h	420, 105	Stonecutter Lodge
Nap at the Stonecutter Lodge	12h	600, 150	Stonecutter Lodge
Feast at the Stonecutter Lodge	24h	1,000, 225	Stonecutter Lodge

Baseball Jasper

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Baseball Jasper
Image	Cost	Unlock method	Unlock message	Costume of
	11,300	Tap Ball Act 1 Prize		80px Jasper
20	Thanksgiving 2018, All American Auction, Blargsgiving, Northward Bound, The Atom Smasher and Cold Turkey Premium (Alter Egos Mystery Box)
FREE	Marge at the Bat Marge at the Bat Pt. 7
50	No Bucks Given and The Mayflower Maple Bowl Premium
1	Shattered Dreams Mystery Box Sports
Technical Information	ID	Quest(s)	Internal Name
Technical Information	`108061`	A League of His Own	`Baseball_Jasper`

Taps Final Update
Wave	Cost	Release
1	50	September 26, 2024

Permanent Tasks

Task	Time	Reward	Requires	Quest with the task
Sign Autographs	60m	105, 26	Android's Dungeon	A League of His Own Pt. 4
Catch an Imaginary Fly Ball	4h	260, 70		A League of His Own Pt. 1
Learn About Women in Baseball	8h	420, 105	Springfield Library
Adjust his Wig	12h	600, 150	Community Center
Swing Paddle	24h	1,000, 225

Behind the Laughter

Jasper has become famous over the Internet for his quote, which has became his catchphrase to many online, "That's a paddlin'". The line from the episode "The PTA Disbands" has became a meme over the Internet.

Foreign dubs

Language	Voice dubber
Deutsch	Werner Abrolat (season 1 - 5)

Appearances

Opening sequence

Episodes:

Episode – "Homer's Odyssey"

Episode – "Bart the General"

Episode – "The Telltale Head"

Episode – "Bart Gets an "F""

Episode – "Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish"

Episode – "Bart vs. Thanksgiving"

Episode – "Itchy & Scratchy & Marge"

Episode – "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment"

Episode – "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?"
Episode – "Bart's Dog Gets an "F""
Episode – "Old Money"

Episode – "Stark Raving Dad"
Episode – "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington"
Episode – "When Flanders Failed"
Episode – "Bart the Murderer"
Episode – "Homer Defined"

THOH – "Treehouse of Horror II" (Bart's nightmare)
Episode – "Lisa's Pony"

Episode – "Flaming Moe's"
Episode – "Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk"

Episode – "Radio Bart"

Episode – "Bart the Lover"

Episode – "A Streetcar Named Marge"

Episode – "Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie"

Episode – "Homer's Triple Bypass"
Episode – "Marge vs. the Monorail"

Episode – "Homer's Barbershop Quartet"
Episode – "Cape Feare"

Episode – "Rosebud"

Episode – "Bart's Inner Child"
Episode – "Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood"

Episode – "$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)"

Episode – "Homer the Vigilante"

Episode – "Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy"

Episode – "Homer Loves Flanders"
Episode – "Bart Gets an Elephant"

Episode – "The Boy Who Knew Too Much"
Episode – "Lady Bouvier's Lover"
Episode – "Secrets of a Successful Marriage"

Episode – "Another Simpsons Clip Show"

Episode – "Sideshow Bob Roberts"

Episode – "Bart's Girlfriend"
Episode – "Lisa on Ice"

Episode – "Homer the Great"

Episode – "Bart's Comet"

Episode – "A Star Is Burns"

Episode – "The PTA Disbands"

Episode – "Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)"

Episode – "Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)"

Episode – "Bart Sells His Soul"

THOH – "Treehouse of Horror VI"

Episode – "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming"
Episode – "The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular" (archive footage)

Episode – "Two Bad Neighbors"

Episode – "22 Short Films About Springfield"
Episode – "Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish""
Episode – "Much Apu About Nothing"
Episode – "Homerpalooza"

Episode – "Lisa's Date with Density"

Episode – "Hurricane Neddy"
Episode – "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer"
Episode – "The Springfield Files"

Episode – "Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious"
Episode – "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show"

Episode – "Brother from Another Series"
Episode – "My Sister, My Sitter"
Episode – "Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment"
Episode – "Grade School Confidential"

Episode – "The Old Man and the Lisa"

Episode – "The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase"
Episode – "The Secret War of Lisa Simpson"

Episode – "The Principal and the Pauper"

Episode – "Bart Star"
Episode – "The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons"
Episode – "Lisa the Skeptic"
Episode – "Realty Bites"
Episode – "Miracle on Evergreen Terrace"
Episode – "All Singing, All Dancing" (archive footage)

Episode – "The Joy of Sect"

Episode – "Lisa the Simpson"

Episode – "Simpson Tide"
Episode – "The Trouble with Trillions"
Episode – "Girly Edition"
Episode – "Trash of the Titans"
Episode – "King of the Hill"
Episode – "Lost Our Lisa"

Episode – "Bart the Mother"

Episode – "D'oh-in' in the Wind"
Episode – "Lisa Gets an "A""
Episode – "Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble""

Episode – "Viva Ned Flanders"
Episode – "Wild Barts Can't Be Broken"
Episode – "Sunday, Cruddy Sunday"
Episode – "Homer to the Max"
Episode – "I'm with Cupid"

Episode – "Simpsons Bible Stories" (wraparounds; Bart's Dream)

Episode – "The Old Man and the "C" Student"

Episode – "Beyond Blunderdome"
Episode – "Brother's Little Helper"

THOH – "Treehouse of Horror X"

Episode – "Faith Off"
Episode – "The Mansion Family"

Episode – "Alone Again, Natura-Diddily"

Episode – "Last Tap Dance in Springfield"
Episode – "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge"

Episode – "A Tale of Two Springfields"

Episode – "Lisa the Tree Hugger"

Episode – "The Great Money Caper"
Episode – "Skinner's Sense of Snow"

Episode – "Tennis the Menace"

Episode – "I'm Goin' to Praiseland"
Episode – "Children of a Lesser Clod"
Episode – "Simpsons Tall Tales" (Tom and Huck)

Episode – "She of Little Faith"

Episode – "Sweets and Sour Marge"

Episode – "The Lastest Gun in the West"
Episode – "The Old Man and the Key"

Episode – "Gump Roast"

Episode – "The Sweetest Apu"

Episode – "The Frying Game"
Episode – "Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge"

THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XIII"
Episode – "How I Spent My Strummer Vacation"

Episode – "Large Marge"
Episode – "Helter Shelter"

Episode – "The Strong Arms of the Ma"

Episode – "I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can"

Episode – "Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington"

Episode – "'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky"

THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XIV" (Reaper Madness; Stop the World, I Want to Goof Off)

Episode – "The President Wore Pearls"

Episode – "Today I Am a Clown"
Episode – "'Tis the Fifteenth Season"
Episode – "Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays"

Episode – "Diatribe of a Mad Housewife"

Episode – "The Ziff Who Came to Dinner"

Episode – "My Big Fat Geek Wedding"

Episode – "Simple Simpson"

Episode – "Bart-Mangled Banner"

THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XV" (Four Beheadings and a Funeral)
Episode – "All's Fair in Oven War"

Episode – "She Used to Be My Girl"
Episode – "Fat Man and Little Boy"
Episode – "Midnight Rx"
Episode – "Mommie Beerest"
Episode – "Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass"

Episode – "There's Something About Marrying"

Episode – "The Seven-Beer Snitch"

Episode – "Don't Fear the Roofer"

Episode – "A Star Is Torn"

Episode – "Milhouse of Sand and Fog"
THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XVI"

Episode – "See Homer Run"

Episode – "Simpsons Christmas Stories" (wraparounds)

Episode – "Million-Dollar Abie"
Episode – "Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore"
Episode – "The Wettest Stories Ever Told" (The Neptune Upending)

Episode – "The Monkey Suit"
Episode – "Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play"

THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XVII" (The Day the Earth Looked Stupid)
Episode – "G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)"
Episode – "Moe'N'a Lisa"
Episode – "Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair)"

Episode – "Little Big Girl"

Episode – "The Boys of Bummer"

Episode – "24 Minutes"

– The Simpsons Movie

Episode – "I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings"
THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XVIII"

Episode – "Husbands and Knives"
Episode – "Funeral for a Fiend"
Episode – "Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind"

Episode – "Papa Don't Leech"

Episode – "All About Lisa"

Episode – "Lost Verizon"
Episode – "Double, Double, Boy in Trouble"
THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XIX"

Episode – "The Burns and the Bees"

Episode – "Take My Life, Please"

Episode – "No Loan Again, Naturally"

Episode – "In the Name of the Grandfather"
Episode – "Wedding for Disaster"

Episode – "The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly"

Episode – "Coming to Homerica"

Episode – "Rednecks and Broomsticks"

Episode – "Thursdays with Abie"

Episode – "Million Dollar Maybe"

Episode – "Judge Me Tender"

Episode – "Elementary School Musical"

Episode – "The Fight Before Christmas"
Episode – "Donnie Fatso"

Episode – "Flaming Moe"

Episode – "The Scorpion's Tale"

Episode – "The Real Housewives of Fat Tony"

Episode – "Replaceable You"

Episode – "The Ten-Per-Cent Solution"

Episode – "Holidays of Future Passed"

Episode – "The D'oh-cial Network"

Episode – "The Daughter Also Rises"

Episode – "At Long Last Leave"

Episode – "Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart"

Episode – "The Spy Who Learned Me"
Episode – "Ned 'n Edna's Blend Agenda"
Episode – "Lisa Goes Gaga"

THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XXIII" (opening sequence)

Episode – "To Cur, with Love"
Episode – "Homer Goes to Prep School"

Episode – "Pulpit Friction"

Episode – "Four Regrettings and a Funeral"

Episode – "Labor Pains"

Couch gag – "The Kid Is All Right"

Episode – "White Christmas Blues"
Episode – "Steal This Episode"

Episode – "The Man Who Grew Too Much"
Episode – "The Winter of His Content"

Episode – "Days of Future Future"

Episode – "Brick Like Me"

Episode – "The Yellow Badge of Cowardge"

Episode – "Clown in the Dumps"
Episode – "The Wreck of the Relationship"

Episode – "I Won't Be Home for Christmas"

Episode – "The Musk Who Fell to Earth"
Episode – "Walking Big & Tall"

Episode – "Waiting for Duffman"

Episode – "The Kids Are All Fight"

Episode – "Every Man's Dream"

Couch gag – "Friend with Benefit"

Episode – "'Paths of Glory"

Episode – "The Girl Code"

Episode – "Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4"

Episode – "Gal of Constant Sorrow"

Episode – "Simprovised"
Episode – "Orange Is the New Yellow"

Episode – "Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus"

THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XXVII" (Dry Hard; Moefinger)

Episode – "The Cad and the Hat"

Episode – "22 for 30"
Episode – "A Father's Watch"

Episode – "Looking for Mr. Goodbart"

Episode – "Dogtown"

THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XXVIII" (The Exor-Sis)
Episode – "Grampy Can Ya Hear Me"
Episode – "The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be"
Episode – "Singin' in the Lane"

Episode – "Haw-Haw Land"

Episode – "3 Scenes Plus a Tag from a Marriage"
Episode – "Fears of a Clown"

Episode – "King Leer"

Episode – "Bart's Not Dead" (costume)

Episode – "My Way or the Highway to Heaven"
THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XXIX" (Geriatric Park)

Couch gag – "Mad About the Toy"

Episode – "I'm Dancing as Fat as I Can"

Episode – "101 Mitigations"

Episode – "Girl's in the Band"
Episode – "I'm Just a Girl Who Can't Say D'oh"

Episode – "Woo-Hoo Dunnit?"
Episode – "Crystal Blue-Haired Persuasion"

Episode – "Gorillas on the Mast"
Episode – "Marge the Lumberjill"

Episode – "Thanksgiving of Horror" (A-Gobble-Ypto)
Episode – "Todd, Todd, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?"

Episode – "The Miseducation of Lisa Simpson"
Episode – "Frinkcoin"

Episode – "Bart the Bad Guy"

Episode – "Warrin' Priests: Part One"
Episode – "Warrin' Priests: Part Two"

Episode – "I, Carumbus"
Episode – "Now Museum, Now You Don't" (Diego Rivera and Frida Kahlo)
THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XXXI" (opening sequence)

Episode – "Sorry Not Sorry"

Episode – "A Springfield Summer Christmas for Christmas"
Episode – "The Dad-Feelings Limited"

Episode – "Do PizzaBots Dream of Electric Guitars?"

Episode – "The Man from G.R.A.M.P.A."

Episode – "The Star of the Backstage"
Episode – "Bart's in Jail!"
THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XXXII" (Bong Joon Ho's This Side of Parasite)

Episode – "A Serious Flanders (Part 1)"
Episode – "A Serious Flanders (Part 2)"

Episode – "You Won't Believe What This Episode Is About – Act Three Will Shock You!"

Episode – "Habeas Tortoise"
Episode – "One Angry Lisa"

THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XXXIII" (SimpsonsWorld)

Episode – "Step Brother from the Same Planet"

Episode – "Top Goon"

Episode – "Clown V. Board of Education"

Episode – "Homer's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass" (opening sequence)

Episode – "Homer's Crossing"

THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XXXIV" (Wild Barts Can't Be Token; Lout Break)
Episode – "Iron Marge"
Episode – "It's a Blunderful Life"

Episode – "Night of the Living Wage"
Episode – "Cremains of the Day"

Episode – "Bart's Brain"

Episode – "Bart's Birthday"

Specials:

Special – Do the Bartman

Special – Homer Votes 2012

Special – The Simpsons Take the Bowl

Special – Trumptastic Voyage

Special – Homer Votes 2016

Special – Balenciaga
Special – Plusaversary

Special – When Billie Met Lisa

Special – Feliz Navidad (picture)

Adverts:

Commercial – "Piggy Bank"

Commercial – "CC's Dare Number 65"

Commercial – "Springfield's Got Talent"
Commercial – "Hard Times"

Commercial – "The Simpsons: Tapped Out Return Trailer"

Commercial – "Treehouse of Horror Update"

Butterfinger Adverts:

Commercial – "Crime of the Century"

Commercial – "Carnival"

Simpsons Illustrated:

Comic story – A Split Second of Springfield

Comic story – Name That 'Toon

Simpsons Comics:

Comic story – When Bongos Collide!

Comic story – Fallen Flanders

Comic story – Survival of the Fattest!

Comic story – Bongo Cantankerous Coot Classics: Nostalgia Ain't What It Used to Be

Comic story – What's the Frequency, Simpson?

Comic story – Don't Cry for Me, Jebediah!

Comic story – Send In the Clowns

Comic story – Radioactive Homer

Comic story – Burnsie on Board

Comic story – More Bongos That Time Forgot

Comic story – The Absent-Minded Protester

Comic story – The Homer Show
Comic story – Classics Illustrative: Slobberwacky

Comic story – The Rise and Fall of Bartholomew J. Simpson

Comic story – Wall or Nothing
Comic story – The 1001 Costumes of Bartman

Comic story – Bart and Lisa and Marge and Homer and Maggie (to a Lesser Extent) vs. Thanksgiving

Comic story – The Yes-Man Who Would Be King

Comic story – How the Vest Was Won!

Comic story – Mayor Me a Little

Comic story – Bart Simpson's Bible Stories

Comic story – Judge Marge

Comic story – Merchants of Vengeance!

Comic story – In Burn$ We Tru$t

Comic story – Laughter is the Worst Medicine
Comic story – Down Home Doctorin' Time, with Dr. Julius Hibbert

Comic story – Ned the Simpson

Comic story – The Simpson Family Circus
Comic story – Crap That No One Wanted
Comic story – Yellow Crush
Comic story – Hail to the Cat
Comic story – License To Kilt

Comic story – 3000's Company
Comic story – The Burger Kings of Comedy!
Comic story – Hotfoot in the Park
Comic story – 24/7th Heaven

Comic story – To Kill a Mocking Bart (mentioned)
Comic story – Big House Homer
Comic story – Now Museum, Now You Don't!

Comic story – Ring-a-Ding Springfield

Comic story – Mall or Nothing

Comic story – The "X" Men

Comic story – The Town That Time Forgot

Comic story – Bake Love, Not War

Comic story – In the Swim

Comic story – Leave 'Em In 'Striches
Comic story – Mow Money
Comic story – Grampa Flanders
Comic story – Frycooks of the Caribbean

Comic story – War Is Smelly!

Comic story – Worst Competition Ever!

Comic story – A Skate with Destiny!

Comic story – Hans Across America
Comic story – Homer Won't Squeal

Comic story – In the Name of Lava!

Comic story – The Simpsons Save the World

Comic story – Simpsons Animal Stories

Comic story – Oh, Brother!
Comic story – No Cause for Alarm

Comic story – The Generosity Gene
Comic story – To the Bookmobile!

Comic story – It Came from the '70s

Comic story – He Who Controls the Donuts, Controls the World

Comic story – Sideshow Slob‎

Comic story – The Dot Com Before the Storm

Comic story – Wilde at Heart!

Comic story – American History F

Comic story – Phone Homer!

Comic story – Peas in a Podcast

Comic story – Bartmangirl!

Comic story – Mob Rule

Comic story – Murder on the Monorail Express!

Comic story – Elementary School of the Apes

Treehouse of Horror:

Comic story – Bart People

Comic story – Xt'tapalatakettle's Day

Comic story – Homer's Deadly Day!

Comic story – Springfield in Hell

Comic story – The Springfield Curse Web!

Comic story – Koprah!

Comic story – Bart Simpson's Ultimate Creepnight Tree Fort Festa-Palooza

Comic story – Springfield Retirement Spook-A-Rama!

Comic story – Springfield Cemetery's Finest Epitaphs

Comic story – Gnaws
Comic story – They Draw

Comic story – Unleash the Glavin

Comic story – Alienated!

Comic story – Dusk of the No-Brainers!
Comic story – Power Plants vs. Zombies

Comic story – The Left Behinders!

Comic story – Retirement Castle of the Vampires

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Comic story – Ralph Learns a Lesson

Comic story – Bart Hears a What?

Comic story – Citizen Cane

Comic story – Bugged!

Comic story – Bart's Got Wheels

Comic story – Curse of the Moleman

Comic story – Monster Mashed

Comic story – There's No Business Like Shoe Business

Comic story – For a Limited Time Only

Comic story – Bored Walk

Comic story – Don't Forget to Leave a Tipster

Futurama Crossover:

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Comic story – The Read Menace!

Comic Strips:

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Winter Wingding:

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Comic story – Fright Before Christmas

Summer Shindig:

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Comic Book Guy: The Comic Book:

Comic story – The Death of Comic Book Guy! (Part Four)

Homer for the Holidays:

Comic story – Kwik-E-Mart Holiday Savings Circular

One-Shot Wonders:

Comic story – The Pyramids of Lisa

Video Games:

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Video game – The Simpsons: Tapped Out

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Book – Bartman: The Hero's Handbook

Book – The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror Ominous Omnibus Vol. 2: Deadtime Stories for Boos & Ghouls

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Jasper Beardley

Contents

Biography

Health Issues

Vision

Other Major Accidents

Minor Accidents

Fake Leg

Relationships

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The Simpsons: Tapped Out

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Number 5

Baseball Jasper

Behind the Laughter

Foreign dubs

Appearances

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