| Honey Pooch Pooch
| Comic Story information
Honey Pooch Pooch is a Simpsons Comics One-Shot Wonders story that appears in The Wonderful World of Lisa Simpson #1.
A new racing dog has moved into the Simpson family's neighborhood, which makes Santa's Little Helper feel a little insecure, so Lisa takes the dog to a dog show called The Springfield Precious Pooch Pageant. All of the dog owners in Springfield are there, competing for first prize. Everyone shows their dogs and feels self-assured that they will win. Many dogs are rejected, including Comic Book Guy's and Database's dogs. Rainer Wolfcastle's dog is the most popular, and soon it's Lisa's turn. Lisa and Santa's Little Helper's numbers fail, so Lisa starts talking about the dog instead. Lisa's appeal impresses pageant judge Krusty the Clown, but he gives first prize to a dog that looks just like him. Lisa and Santa's Little Helper go home, both disappointed that they did not win. When they get home, she throws him a party in the back yard to celebrate the fact that he is the world's best dog, which makes Santa's Little Helper happy again.